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Is it ok for Bain to be a lesbian?

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beating my engorged Bataille whenever my enemies call me a piece of shit

2025

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bro im really sorry i was driving an dspiled my starbunks coffy and i accidentally ran over your pet thought. but tbh you shouldnt have an outside thought. heres his collar [flips the bird]

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uoooahhh my wallet is soooo heavy hahahaaaa from all my money look [opens my wallet and one large, heavily oxidized bronze coin tumbles out and lands on my foot. i yell a little]

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I wish that someone can tell my boss I love her/him and I want to be her/his friend forever

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plane critters

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found this weird bird outside, what should i name it?

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Ugghh fuck yeeessss i want it. i want it uhhhhh. but is it real?

Vapes On a Plane The airplane cabin was a haze of swirling vapor, a chaotic storm of flavored clouds filling the narrow aisles. Passengers, from row to row, had pulled out their vape pens, puffing like there was no tomorrow. Strawberry, mint, and cotton candy scents mingled in the air, creating a surreal olfactory cocktail. Flight attendants tried to restore order, their voices lost in the thick fog of exhaled vapor. The captain's voice crackled over the intercom, pleading for calm, but the passengers, caught in the frenzy, paid no mind. Lights blinked erratically as alarms blared, adding to the growing sense of disarray. Luggage tumbled from overhead bins as turbulence rocked the plane, turning the chaos into a wild airborne rave. Somewhere in the madness, a group broke into laughter, the absurdity of it all too much to handle. Through the dense clouds, a hint of calm surfaced when the captain made an emergency landing, and the ground staff were greeted with a surreal sight—a plane literally puffing smoke.

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Over-the-pants penisjob

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This is my whole freaking world

I Like Plane Pasta! ✈

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Give me everything

People misrepresent bane way too much

have you guys seen a bane that portrays him the way he was meant to be. He is normally a dumb brute when the best bane is the one who is smart and buff.

Arkham origins is the best rep of bane that i know of. Beat up batman in the first interaction, Deduced batman's identity then killed Alfred. That was only half his appearance.

C'mon he is so much better then most people expect.

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Marinating my bountiful beef stew that I will feed to my sworn enemies because I want to fight them while they have health and stamina buffs to make it even

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Bale

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Frequently I am felled by my foes whose signature weapon is two small blades because they do little dexterity tricks before approaching for combat and I get too distracted. But God always gives me another chance because he's so excited for me to finally show off my skills with my two-handed greatsword engraved with little skeletons (my past victims) in a reverent mass to show how dangerous I am

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Why are your head so big

When I put on the mask!

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Who are you, to tell me if your gnome is welcoming or not?

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Most porno features synchronized cumshots because intrinsically all porn is built upon love and connection.