#lúcio being a bro

[libertys-lovers]

Film Noir, Joyride, and Nintencore for Lucio! (I know you like p.okemon so I thought you'd have fun with the last one. If you don't know them well enough like me, then replace it with red academia)

OOOOOHHHHH!!! Thank you so much for the ask! This is gonna be f u n 😈😈😈

🔍Film Noir🔍 ~ Are there any questions about Lúcio that I want Overwatch to answer?

I don’t think I have any… like… specific questions I need answered? I would love to know more about his relationships with his family though, especially his dad (since his dad was the one that developed the tech he now uses)!

That being said… I’d like for his source to tALK MORE ABOUT HIM AT ALL?!?! I can tell they’ve been utilizing him more for OW2, but I would commit heinous acts for at least one cinematic piece to come out about him.

🚎Joyride🚎 ~ How would a road trip with Lúcio, his friends/associates, and I go?

Ooh! I guess that depends on who I assign to him as an associate! He seems to get along with almost everyone, so it’s a little difficult to assign specific people. I’m definitely assigning Orisa and D.va to that, of course! The fact him and Tracer were fighting together in the gameplay trailer inclines me to add her too.

I think them all as a group would be a BLAST, like there’d never be a dull moment. I can guarantee we’d be exchanging stories and jokes the entire time; D.va and I could bring our switches so everyone could game while we’re on the road! I think Lúcio & Orisa would probably switch between driving, and it’s just a HUGE shift every time, ‘cause Orisa would drive in dead silence while Lúcio drives blasting his tunes. I’m not gonna complain tho, ‘cause whenever Lucy’s sitting up front I get to be his passenger princess 🥰.

🎮Nintencore🎮 ~ Make a Pokémon team for Lúcio!

YEEEAAHHHH!!!

Bro I am ON IT!!

This is a possibility on what his team would look like! Ludicolo and Loudred would be his “main” Pokémon, since they both heavily revolve around sound. Ludicolos dance when they hear fun music & get stronger as they do, while Loudreds are literally speakers. Not only do they have utility for his concerts, but they have (theoretical) advantages in fighting because Lúcio is their trainer (they benefit from sound, he can make sound, boom). Plusle and Minun, he mainly has them ‘cause they’re cute and supportive, but they can boost audience engagement with their energetic personalities & use their electric to keep the show running. Chatot and Politoed mainly are just gimmick/pet Pokémon for him. Chatot can imitate rhythms and human speech super well, which he’d find cool, and Politoed is literally his entire aesthetic.

[withered-pages-blog]

City of Harmony (Lúcio Correia dos Santos Imagine)

(A/N: Lucio fluff requested - sorry I switched it up a little since I just published a bath scenario. Hope it’s okay!)

Numbani had to be the most amazing place you’d ever had the pleasure of visiting in your entire life. Gigantic buildings climbed high up into the clouds and reflected the sun beautifully, all the while the city buzzed with life. Omnics and humans lived together in peace here and you were thrilled when you were invited alongside Lena and Hana by Lúcio, the four of you were inseparable in battle and out.

“I’m so excited, I can’t believe Lúcio is performing here in Numbani! This place is perfect for him to release a new message.” Lena hooked her arms between Hana’s and yours, smiling widely as the three of you navigated through the city.

In your right hand you held an old, paper-made map of the city, squinting at the confusing scribbles. “I have no idea how to read this.”

Snorting as she raised her cellphone, Hana tapped away at the screen with her thumb and handed it to you, “Here. I don’t know why you’d even carry that old thing around. You know it’s made from trees right?”

You snatched the little pink device from her and she stuck her tongue out at you playfully, “You’re such a child, Hana.”

“At least I don’t use scrappy old things like whatever that is.” She motioned towards your map and you blushed, scrolling it up and shoving it into Lena’s backpack before raising the phone to your face.

“So we have to catch a tram onto the outskirts of the city to the beach, but how do we do that? I’ve never been here before.” Raising a hand to the sun, you blocked it’s harsh rays from your eyes and squinted at your companions.

“It’ll only take a tic, love. C’mon, let’s go! I wanna see what kind of shells there are!” Tracer dragged the two of you through the busy crowds, big eyes darting between people - both metal and flesh, to search for a passage route out.

A lot of pushing, shoving, prodding and apologies later you were standing among yourself, clinging to the metal pole above your head for dear life as the tram began moving at a speed you didn’t expect. Hana carelessly toyed with her phone with one hand, the other shoved into her pocket, the rocking of the tram didn’t seem to even faze her at all.

You however, swayed and rocked as the moving contraption did, “I think I’m gonna be sick,” you warned and Lena’s hand found your back, “No need, we’re here, look.”

Raising your green face, you sighed as the tram slowed and stopped at a small station where other omnics and humans waited patiently, you could see the beautiful blue off in the distance and didn’t hesitate to throw yourself off of the tram.

“Is that it? Is that the beach?” You giddily asked, and both girls laughed at you, walking side-by-side. “Pretty, innit?” Tracer commented, and Hana hummed in agreement.

“When is Lúcio going to join us? Doesn’t he have to set up for tonight’s show?” Hana grabbed Lena’s hand and Lena grabbed yours, the three of you taking off into an excited run.

“Lúcio has a whole bunch of staff doing that stuff for him, he got a lot of credits for those underground shows he did, remember?” Blinking to keep the sun at bay, you neared the beach, the pavement sidewalk turning into soft sand along the way.

“Lemme get our passes out.” Tracer stopped, swinging her backpack off of her shoulders and digging through it before pulling out three ID tags attached to red ribbons. She looped hers around herself before turning to you and dumping yours playfully on your head, the string hanging onto your nose.

“I’m nervous.” You confessed as you adjusted the neckband. “Don’t worry about it, Y/N. This is like our own little beach party. Not many people are gonna even be here.” Hana assured and your heart fluttered, “I hope not.”

“It’s our beach tonight, just ours and our pals’!”

Unzipping your jacket and folding it in your arms, you approached the beach, feet digging into the sand unsteadily. Around the beach were several large men in black suits and sunglasses surrounding the people behind the red rope that separated the party from the rest of the beach.

Your eyes scanned the crowd for Lúcio and when you saw the sway of those familiar dreadlocks you smiled, moving forward to greet him when a hand raised, blocking your path.

“Got ID?” He asked, looming over you with an intimidating stare. You stuttered nervously before tapping the laminated ID tag around your neck and with a quick inspection, the man unhooked the red rope and allowed you in, Lena and Hana following closely behind.

Despite the large expanse of beach available, the crowd seemed to really stay close together as they danced in the sun, a band on a small platform playing live keeping the fun up and the party jumping.

“Gimme your jacket, love,” Tracer offered, shoving the material into her backpack and kicking off her flip-flops. “How deep is that thing?” Hana laughed as she, too, shoved her jeans into the bag. The two girls stood in matching bikini sets and you snorted, “That is so lame.”

You kicked off your pants and shoes and folded them, compressing them into the bulging backpack and crossing your arms over yourself, you felt very exposed.

“It’s a beach, Y/N. Take your shirt off.” Shaking your head, you turned away, “I don’t want to get sunburn, or whatever.” A comforting hand on your shoulder had you slumping and as you turned, Lena smiled at you, “We’re gonna be in the water most of the day anyway, so no one is really gonna see you, love.”

A moment passed and with the bite of your lip and a timid nod, you removed your shirt and sighed at the feeling of the sun on your bare skin. “God, you could use some fresh air, Y/N.” Hana teased as she rushed off into the crowd of dancers to find Lúcio.

Tracer took your hand in hers as she dumped her bag carelessly in the sand and pulled you closer to the water, noticing just how anxious you were. You’d never been to a beach before, and this was an entirely new experience for you.

“It’s cold at first, but just give it a tic and it’ll feel great. I promise.” The Brit assured and you hesitantly dipped a toe into the waves. They beckoned you closer and step after step, the beautiful ocean waters swallowed you up to your waist.

You let out an excited shriek as a particularly large wave bashed against your body, taking your footing. Lena had her arms raised and she sighed, closing her eyes. “I love the beach.”

Nodding in response, the two of you ventured out further into the water until it was at shoulder-depth. You tipped your head up and wet your hair, enjoying the feeling. You felt so light, like you didn’t weigh a thing at all, and that was wonderful.

“I could almost take a nap.” You mused, and from behind you came a low-pitched laugh. “I don’t think that’s such a good idea, Y/N. At least let me get you some floaties.” Lúcio’s head bobbed closer to the two of you, Hana no where to be seen. “Do you have any?”

Your spirits lifted with Lúcio there but you suddenly realized just how intimate this was, the four of you were closely-knit but there was always something that held you back from truly connecting with Lúcio on a level of your own like you had with Lena and Hana.

Whenever he flashed that gorgeous smile at you, whenever his dark brown eyes found yours or whenever he called your name with a friendly wave, your heart fluttered uncontrollably. No one else had such an intense emotional effect on you, not like Lúcio.

“Let’s go out further, guys.” Lena suggested and you frowned, toes curling into the sand below, “I don’t know, it’s getting pretty deep. I can’t swim.”

Lúcio flashed that toothy smile at you and you melted, “Get on my back, Y/N.”

Eyes wide and face burning red, you shook your head furiously, “I’m too heavy!” The two gave you a half-lidded stare as if to say really. Without another word, the DJ wrapped your legs around his torso and cupped your upper thighs, oblivious to your embarrassment.

Turning your head to Lena you mouthed a ‘help me’ but the Brit smirked, swimming carelessly by your side as you wrapped your arms around Lúcio’s neck hesitantly. “I’m glad you guys could make it, tonight’s gonna be great.”

Lena nodded enthusiastically, “I’m excited, I haven’t seen you live in ages. How many people do you think will turn up?” The dreaded man grinned as the three of you deepened the waters, “A lot. A lot will turn up.”

“Someone sounds sure of himself.” You teased, relaxing against his smooth back. “People from all around are coming to celebrate this year’s festival, it’s gonna be awesome.”

Nodding, your gaze turned from ahead to all around, watching the shapes and shadows of the tiny ocean creatures pass. It was soothing until you saw something dark with long, sharp fins swimming towards you at an uncomfortably fast pace.

Lúcio must have felt your legs tense around him because his head fell back, eyes finding yours. “Hangin’ in there, Y/N?” You pointed a finger at the mysterious creature, eye unblinking in fear if they did, you’d lose sight of it. “What kind of fish is that?”

“What fi - ” hands squeezed against your flesh in fright as Lúcio’s gaze followed yours, turning to face it. “Oh, that fish.” Turning to warn your oblivious British pal of the possible dangers, you panicked to find her missing. “Lena, where’s Lena?”

The two of you scanned the ocean beyond and turned back to see the speedster who was playing volley ball at shore. Neither you nor Lucio had even noticed she’d been replaced by a vague, scaly third party. “Lucio, let’s go, let’s go back.” You pleaded and Lúcio nodded, “You don’t gotta tell me twice.”

Holding you tightly, he backed up slowly. Every step he took, the fish inched closer and the faster the DJ moved, the faster it reacted.

“I’m scared. What is it?” Lúcio rubbed your thigh comfortingly and the sensation made you shiver. Somehow the feeling was intensified underwater. “Don’t be scared. I’ve got you.”

You felt relaxed by his assurance before a huge, grey fin emerged from the surface and you screamed. You screamed so loud Lucio thought he’d go deaf, he tossed you as closely as he could to the shore, “Run, Y/N! Shark!”

The declaration had everyone scrambling in a panic out of the water and onto the shore and you felt yourself getting pushed and shoved between waves.

“Lúcio? Lúcio!” You cried, pressing past people and deeper into the water, searching for your friend. When you couldn’t see him, your heart sank and tears began forming in your eyes. Cries turned into screams as you searched the waters with your eyes, praying you wouldn’t find him in a dark pool of crimson.

The thought had you frenzied and as you opened your mouth to scream again, you felt arms wrap around you, pulling you in. “I’ve got you,” his soothing voice said, “I’ve got you, Y/N.” You turned and threw your arms around him, crying profusely. “I thought you got hurt. I was so worried!”

Lúcio held you in his arms for a while, whispering soothing words to you to calm you down. “It’s okay.” He promised, “Hey, look at me.” Tilting your head to look at him, Lúcio’s soft eyes were enough to calm the intense anxiety welling inside. “You’re okay. We’re okay.”

You watched his face. His skin was dark and warm looking, his eyes were inviting - a window to his soul and his lips were always alluring, especially when he spoke your name. Without another word, you closed the gap between the two of you, heart hammering in your ears.

The only thing you could hear was the uneven rhythm of your heart and the only thing you could feel was Lúcio’s lips firm against yours. You didn’t know this, but his hands were hovering over your back in shock, fearful that if he touched you he’d scare you off. The last thing he wanted was for this kiss to end.

Finally pulling away, you were scared to open your eyes expecting to find Lúcio’s disgusted scowl. That isn’t what you found - a dark blush blanketed his entire face, extending to the shell of his ears and neck. Lúcio was about to open his mouth to speak, arms still trapping you, when the most obnoxious laugh cut into the moment. There, in her little blue bikini and snorkel mask was Hana, flailing in the shores as she howled violently. “You should’ve seen your faces!”

Your eyes narrowed as you spotted the dark, grey fin strapped to her back.

[ow-anteater]

Thinking about overwatch and hugs very much lately

Jack is extremely fond of doing the little sideways ‘pull people close against you by hooking an arm around their shoulder when you stand beside each other’ as a casual greeting. With Gabriel and Ana it usually also includes pressing a quick peck to the side of their brow

Fareeha forgets she’s tall when hugging and has on more than one occasion accidentally picked shorter people up while hugging them

There is a possibility it’s a trait she’s picked up from Rein who does the same more often than not

Lena launches at people if she hasn’t seen them in a while. Fully feet off the ground jumping at you. It’s an about 50/50 chance it’s a fake-out and she’ll blink through you and yell something about ‘you should have seen your face!’

Hug Hana for more than 0.6 seconds and the chance of her blowing raspberries against your neck rises to near inevitability

(Yes, this did start the rumor of her and Dae-Hyun dating, and yes, she did escalate directly to just straight up giving him platonic teasing hickies after it)

You can see how close Lúcio is to somebody on the hugging technique used; both arms around somebody’s waist and his face smushed into their chest is as grande a gesture of love as it gets

Brig loves a good one armed hug. It’s this 🤏🏽 close to being a ‘hand shake into hug/bro hug’ kind of deal but she’s cool enough to pull it off

Ana sidesteps most attempts at hugs and ruffles peoples hair instead, the only notable exceptions being Jack, Gabe and - surprisingly - Amelié who can talk her into a short hug and (in the latter case) a kiss on the cheek

[pannacottawarrior]

Lucio makes a mccree diss track

aight but what did McCree do tho?? i love my frog boi bUT SON;;;; WHAT DID THE COWBOI DO TO YOU TO INSPIRE YOU TO MAKE HIM A DISS TRACK??? O^O

[bushelofmuses]

Munday Questions

@dames-de-talon​ asked:  What ship do you wish you could write more for?

I guess I’ll do it by fandom?

Under the cut bc it gets long...

Overwatch:

Mercy: McMercy, MercyHog (shut up the fanart is cute and the idea of it is cute) Gency (but I’m kind of picky about it just bc doctor/patient relationship and ethics??? It would have to be a certain point in their timeline for me to think it appropriate just bc of...everything tbh.). The ships I have rp’d for her already are Moicy, MercyKill, SigMercy (weakness of mine shut it), and JunkMercy/MercyRat (I think both names are correct???)

Sombra: Spiderbyte (rivals/enemies to lovers anyone???), Sombra x Zarya (Idk the name for it. And this is one I’ve touched on with another but I would like to do a little more with it bc it’s been a while...I should probs go dm them about a few ideas I had. XD), uhhhh brain empty at the moment...

Lúcio: BoomBox (I think that’s the name for him and Junkrat’s ship...listen, it could be a wild ride alright?), and Lúcio x Zarya (idk the name for it but Lúcio is weak).

And then a crap ton of OC x Canon. Y’all are so damn creative with your oc’s and it’s a delight.

DBH

Nines: uhhhh...him and Ralph...sort of. I wrote a fic series once where they started out as bros, bonding over plants and how much the pair of them adored Alice, which kind of slowly morphed into tentative affection? Idk, both of them would have to do a bit of healing just bc it wouldn’t be healthy otherwise. I think he’d be cute with North and/or Simon too. I have done a little Reed900, but I’m kind of careful with it bc Reed has a lot of issues with androids and it could get too toxic too soon. Idm hateships/enemies to lovers, but there’s a line that shouldn’t be crossed. I don’t like writing/rping abuse so I’m picky about plots/threads with Reeds.

Dragon Age

Ameridan: I think Ameridan could wind up being paired with a lot of OCs, just bc of the nature of why/how he’s there, then there’s the fact that I have him in a similar situation as Solas in that he’s also Dirthamen. There’s obviously not a lot of interactions with characters in canon, so knowing who he’d mesh with the best would be difficult. Then there’s the fact that despite how long ago he disappeared, and Telana’s death which, for him, it’s only been for a few months and the guy has a lot of trauma and mourning to work through before he’d be in a good place for a relationship. Maybe friends with benefits for a bit bc this is war and everyone needs to blow off steam and all. As for ships with canon characters, I think he’d be cute with Cassandra, Josie, Dorian (also unsure about this one just bc history is a bitch and still fresh for him so he’d be a bit wary. He likes Dorian and loves talking with the guy, but... -shrugs-), and possibly an Inquisitor (idt if he’d prefer one race or another tbh)?

Cole: I...don’t really know what I’d like to do tbh. The guy is pan, so it opens up a door for several ships. HOWEVER, blog canon has his timeline still shortly after he took the human route, so he’s still learning how to deal with being part human and all of the physical needs that come with it along with the social cues he’s having to learn now that he’s more memorable to others. He’s not opposed to relationships or anything, is tentatively open to them, but even he understands that he has a lot of growing to do first. I’ve seen some stuff for him and Krem that was cute, though idk if Krem’s sexuality is completely het or not as we only ever see him with Maryden and I don’t recall him ever talking about preferences. Ummm depending on an Inquisitor’s age, hard maybe. What little I’ve touched on here is with ocs, but idt I have a specific preference for a possible canon character ship that I’d like to do??? Depends on the chemistry between me and the other rper’s characters.

Myrna: Uhhh anyone but Blackwall, Alexius, Leliana, Vivienne, Varric, and maybe Cullen I think??? Maybe she’d have a slight crush on Blackwall but she wouldn’t pursue it just bc she knows it’s closer to something like hero-worship-but-also-not; I think it would quickly morph into a relationship similar to the one he has with Sera. As for Alexius, just bc blog canon has her sort of adopting him as the weird uncle she never had and tutor/debate buddy (with supervision bc no one would let her near him without a guard, even if he is locked up in a cell or whatever). She’d just be wary of Cullen for a while. She wouldn’t hate him or distrust him outright, but given his LONGTERM stance on mages and everything...she has every right to be cautious of the guy. Not saying this one couldn’t happen at all; it would just take a while for her to feel comfortable enough around him to even think about that. For the others, it’s age/Inquisitor’s canon relationships with those characters; it just feels right. Outside of that, literally every other canon and non-canon ship is up for grabs and I’d be down for them. This includes OCs, which I do have on here. My crack ship is her and Kenric. Don’t @ me.

[bluesunsdusk]

Since everyone else is doing it: SiebxAng, LuxSpig/Rol, and SiebxSombra (as bros)

Send me a ship and I’ll rate it from a scale of 1-10 and tell you my thoughts about it

Bae/10!

That’s not a number, is it?

Angie still has not been carried by this man since the offer to carry her. It should have happened by now. Also, I like that it basically started from a series of events that happened from the “See, your body is made of 75% water, and I am thirsty” pick up line. Golden. Priceless. It was completely unexpected. No one saw it coming. Angie getting treated with such tenderness and care, which she deserves more than anyone tbh, is quality content. She is so sweet. Her and Sieb are both so sweet together. I never thought about the ship until your Angie did that. What was that? Being her. 10/10!

LuxRol is... chaos. Which is why I will give it a 9/10. Can’t wait to see everything implode and ruin Lu’s trust in people for reasons I will not elaborate on because nobody else but you need know until it has occurred. Roland should really hang out more, though knowing Lúcio will find out some things is a little nerve wracking to him. Lúcio having his gripes with Spigel is hilarious. 

Sieb and Sombra are 10/10 bros. He wasn’t expecting her to be so caring, but I guess being the scientist equivalent of a kicked puppy will do that. I wish he would be better in his main verse, so she could worry less about him and have more fluff than angst. Though, I obviously have nothing against the angst, because I keep tossing it her way. They are both helping each other, in a way, though not because of the angst. He really needed someone like her and he didn’t really know that until she decided he would have someone like her. Brotp.

@bushelofmuses

[cyberrat]

29th Batch Masterlist

here it is! the last batch of the year... woooweee! Thank you all so much for your support and interest! I am so so blessed! Now we just gotta hope my bro comes in clutch with the money gift so I, too, will be able to enjoy the new pokaman game because there are some tasty tasty peeps in there mmmmhhhh

1. Hugo/Mat/Craig – cont. B28F2 – Mat’s spitroasting continues; moneyshot; ball worship; all the fucking tasty stuff

2. Gust/Builder – cont. B28F8 – Gust and ace nb Builder keep experimenting with Gust’s newfound kink. They try out what he likes and what he doesn’t. (spoiler alert: he def is into being shamed for it >:3c)

3. Gust/Builder – cont of prev. fill – Gust being well-behaved getting teased by the promise of maybe being allowed to watch his partner masturbate

4. Jesse/Lúcio + Gabriel – cont. B27F12 – the morning after the fullmoon night that changed everything for poor bunny Lúcio... but it’s not over yet

5. R76 – cont B26F12 – uniform kink; coming in pants; humiliation/verbal humiliation... Jack really really really is into Gabriel in his uniform and getting ordered around. Gabriel has a field day.

6. Roadhog/Lúcio – belly worship/kink... Lúcio just loving his fat piggu’s belly mmmh

7. Soldier/Torbjörn – feminization – Jack gets himself dolled up for Torbjörn and then used like the slut he is.

8. R76 – cont. B27F14 – transman Gabriel performs a few more times for Jack until he gets bored and Jack needs to work for it... 

9. Klaus/Jesper – massive insertion; Jesper makes Klaus build a cock for himself so Jesper can finally fuck him the way he always means to. He hadn’t expected what Klaus got, though. Klaus is still mega embarrassed.

10. R76 – cont. B28F5 – more werehorse action! It was Gabriel all along

11. R76 – cont. B28F10 – more from the demon babe. Erotic birth mabbe? more pregnant weirdness? I will think about it.

12. Akande/Lúcio – cont. B28F12 – how will Akande tell Lúcio how he feels?

13. Fatgum/Aizawa – somnophilia; comfort sex; bit of pet play – Aizawa just needs soft and warm sometimes (most of the time) and Fatgum is absolutely ideal.

14. McHanzo – cont. B28F11 – frenemies; subby Jesse; just more in that AU! I will think about something nice :)

[tuff-and-fluff-archives]

bro do roadhog and reaper for the character list thingie :0 (,,,,,and um,,,,maybe lúcio too 👀👀👀) —kai

@kaiiiii-exe ​ Aaaa thank u for the ask!! And you bet I’m doing all three :3

Roadhog 🐷

favorite thing about them: He big. And scary. But for real, Mako has a really intimidating presence and honestly he still kind of terrifies me, but in like a cool way where I feel like he’d be super chill once ya get to know him.

least favorite thing about them: We know so little about him!! His past, his motivations, we don’t even know what his face looks like! (I’m actually kind of ok with not knowing what he looks like cuz I understand why they’re doing it, but still, I JUST WANT MORE LORE PLZZZ)

favorite line: “Everyone has a plan, ‘til they get punched in the mouth.”

brOTP: JUNKRAT AND ROADHOG BFFS FOREVER

OTP: Roadie and his lil Pachimari plushies... now that’s true love... (real talk I don’t ship a lot of canon pairings 😅 But honestly I’ve been hoping to find someone that has Roadhog as an f/o and Junkrat as platonic, and the MOMENT I find you you’ll be my best friend FOR LIFE)

nOTP: Can’t really think of any, I guess the ship with Zarya cuz it doesn’t make any sense to me (also roadrat just barely misses the notp, I don’t hate it but I will avoid it for obvious reasons)

random headcanon: I know this is a pretty popular headcanon but I believe that Roadhog has asthma!

unpopular opinion: Roadhog is definitely not a completely sane and level-headed person; of course next to Junkrat anyone looks normal, but he’s not this silent, stoic man of few words; he’s talkative and not afraid to say what he thinks, and he’s probably just as unhinged as Junkrat, just in a different way.

song i associate with them: “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” by AC/DC!

favorite picture of them: That Spanish wanted poster where they just thought he was an actual pig man... Hilarious.

Reaper 💀

Honestly I love that his voice actor also voices Bloo from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends AND Lord Hater from Wander Over Yonder.

Listen I know it’s his whole thing, but he’s just a little bit too edgy. Like to a silly degree.

His karaoke lines are just too good. “Give me a faster beat. If one person shouts out a request kill the music. / What are you looking at? I don't sing. I will not.”

Idk if this is a brotp but I really like the relationship him and McCree have, that kinda reluctant father figure dynamic is rly nice -w-

OTP is absolutely Reaper x @sosoftandsweet ​ YALL ARE ADORABLE

Reaper x Mercy is kinda silly... like I get why, but why??

random headcanon

I actually wouldn’t mind if he never went back to Overwatch or being a good guy. His story is one of tragedy, not redemption, and that’s what makes his character so interesting.

Honestly the song “Jesus Wept” by Sia has that really melancholy quality that fits him pretty well.

OF COURSE I GOTTA GO WITH THE SHRUG

Lucio 🐸

Ok there’s SO MUCH to like about Lucio, but I love how positive and cheery he always is, he’s such a happy funky dude!!

I cannot think of anything to dislike about him. He’s that pure and good.

Honestly fave line is when he’s nanoboosted and he just yells “BOOSTIOOOOOO” like wow that’s a mood m8

The Lucio- D. va- Junkrat brot3 is just... so good

OTP IS ABSOLUTELY LUCIO X YOU 💖 KAICIO IS MY OTP FOR LIFE

Honestly boom.box for... obvious reasons... (I don’t hate it or anything it’s just... ships wif my mans makes me MAD)

This one’s for u Kai... Lucio’s perfect date with you is taking you out skating and helping you learn! Even if you struggle a lot, he’ll hold you to make sure you never fall and praise you once you start moving without his help! 💖

I think Lucio should be allowed to be sad more often. Ok maybe not sad, but he’s been thru a lot and needs a little break to let his emotions out.

Any Bruno Mars song tbh, especially 24K Magic tho.

Honestly at the end of his “In the Groove” highlight intro when he spins the disc and looks at the camera... I feel like I just saw an angel

[mataglap]

is it ok if I asked what happened with "hang the fool"? I think I only read the final version of :(

The fic got very popular, extremely so, and with the popularity came the trolls. With each chapter, HtF’s comments filled with more hateful idiots who came there only to seek racism in everything, and the author, unfortunately, listened to them instead of closing the damn comments or getting someone to moderate them at least.

Since I read the story as it was being posted, and I read very fast, I got to read the unmodified version of each chapter and then witness every imaginary racist scene getting “fixed”. It completely killed my enjoyment of the fic in the end.

Let me give you an example of this “racism”:

“Tough guy, yeah?” She grins, pops her gum, smacks her lips. “Cool. You’re my new favorite.” Hana bats her eyelashes at Lúcio. “No hate, bro.”

“None taken, Hana.”

Originally, Lucio said “None taken, fam”. It read much better than it does now. It had a playful rhythm. But some brainless little shit complained about — I don’t even know because I refuse to read these comments again, racism or cultural appropriation or whatever the fuck? — and it got changed.

And with each chapter, little bits like this were changed to cater to the trolls that were there literally ONLY to screen for imaginary racism and scream about how offended they were by everything. The author got so hounded that she actually got herself “sensitivity advisors”. I kid you not. “Sensitivity advisors” for a fucking fanfic.

What really killed the fic for me in the end was the butchering of the reunion scene in chapter 19. In the first version, they had sex there and then, on the dais, in an explosion of joy. I loved how it showed that Jesse was Hanzo’s whole world and he did not care about anything or anyone else. I loved how they made love in the heart of the Shimada territory, in an ultimate act of defiance. I loved how it symbolized rejecting the old and embracing the new. I loved how the act felt almost sacred that way.

It was perfect. And then the trolls came whining about SEX IN A SACRED PLACE and how HANZO WOULD NEVER DO THAT and ON BEHALF OF THE JAPANESE PEOPLE I’M OFFENDED and the author changed it before I even had time to reread it. Now they run away to hide their love in some shitty side room, and everything that was beautiful about the scene is gone.

That was when I lost the rest of the love I had for the story, to the point where I struggled to find motivation to read the ending, and I learned to hate this particular brand of vicious shitheads that call themselves “fans”.

So. Yeah. I have strong feelings about it. Fortunately, my fics aren’t popular enough to attract that sort of crowd, but even if they did, I’d kick them the hell out of my comments.

[imagine-this-overwatch-blog]

can we ask to see your list of requests? ^_^

[CRACKS KNUCKLES]

Soldier 76 powerplay with a transman partner

Dva, Lucio and the Junkers -- more of those silly fart headcanons

Poly!Hanzo/Jesse/Fem!s/o -- love confession + semi PDA

Widowmaker and Symmetra with a S/O who can come back from being killed in the form of a mythical creature.

Poly Zarya x Mei with a short s/o that isn't afraid to beat someone up

Doomfist nsfw headcanons

Hanzo Mccree and Zennatta walking on s/o who was taking care of a baby fawn

Pharah/Symmetra/Mercy/Ana's passive s/o has reached a breaking point after their sibling was murdered by Talon

Poly Roadrat. Mako reunites with an old flame from the A.L.F. who needs help. nsfw ensues.

Blackwatch genji having sex with their longterm s/o for the first time since before Hanzo tried to kill him

Dom!Tracer headcanons

Roadhog headcanons where his s/o just loves his body and how big he is, both SFW and NSFW

Genji, Hanzo, and Sombra who walk in on their s/o singing

Super nice and peppy S/O for Gabriel who finally meets blackwatch Genji and McCree

Junkrat and/or Lucio accidentally getting rough with their s/o during sex but then realizes their s/o actually likes it

Poly!Hanzo/Jesse x Reader, NSFW Headcanons

Reinhardt and Zarya with an S/O who can handle and reciprocate their bone crushing hugs, slaps on the back, etc.

Reader is on the opposing team and manages to seduce the other teams Junkrat

Genji and Sombra with a s/o who wears glasses but accidentally forgets them somewhere and is bumping into everything and they're just watching this happen

The girls' reaction to an s/o who anonymously bakes cookies for the team

NSFW Roadhog headcanons about him and a fem!s/o getting intimate

Hanzo, Mccree, Genji, Reaper, and Solder 76 react to walking in on their s/o having a breakdown and when trying to comfort them they pull a gun on them

Junkrat with a migraine from the radiation and their s/o jokingly tells him that they heard that bjs cure headaches and migraines but then they actually decide to put that to the test

Shimada brothers react when Overwatch managed to capture Talon's new agent and turns out it's their younger sister, kidnapped and brainwashed by Talon

Dirty talking headcanons for the Junkers

Lucio with a male s/o who loves to sing and will in front of everyone excluding him

Poly McGenji NSFW headcanons

Junkrat, McCree, and Reinhardt finding out that their fem s/o was shy during sex

Hanzo, Genji, Symmetra, and Pharah react when they see their s/o shirtless or only with underwear while Angela is taking care of s/o.

Female autistic s/o who gets overloaded after sex with Hanzo, McCree and Reaper

Junkers and the Shimada bros being called daddy headcanons

Hanzo, 76, and Genji each responding to their S/O telling them they're a virgin right before sexy times

Boys react when their S/O accidentally makes a super cute sound during sex

Soulmate!AU with Gabriel where they are soulmates, but Gabriel tries to fight his feelings for fem!s/o out of fear he'd hurt her

Plus sized reader (chubby with lovehandles) getting loving from Hanzo but is shy about their weight SFW and NSFW

Witch Mercy making a deal with a reader who is a Rune-castor whom she has a crush on

Anxious but affectionate S/O with McCree and Prefall! Gabe

Tracer, Pharah and Genji reacting to their s/o trying to make them jealous after a big fight

McCree and Hanzo with an S/O who is unbelievably ticklish

Young McCree with a Blackwatch agent who mentors him/ has romantic feelings for him

Zarya saving future s/o from a group of muggers, and future s/o getting so flustered they stutter out a few words and then pass out

Halloween headcanons for Hanzo, Genji, McCree, and Lúcio

Zarya with a short female S/O, Zarya finds out during the winter season she secretly get a job as a christmas elf at a christmas tree farm when Zarya goes to cut down a pine tree at the place her S/O works. S/O would be wearing a little costume with jingly bells pointed shoes and everything. Playing with kids and just looking very adorable

Mercy’s s/o singing "The way you look tonight" then ending it with them proposing

s/o was feeling a little bitchy/not fair play and pulled a nasty prank on endangering their own life to scare Jesse shitless

76, reaper, reinhardt, lucio, jesse, hanzo, genji, akande, junkrat, roadhog, and even Zen would react to fem!s/o with slightly uneven boobs

NSFW Hanzo with an s/o who is a virgin with anxiety

Soldier 76, Reaper, Hanzo, Genji, and Zenyatta react to finding out their s/o used to be a singer but quit to join overwatch

[ow-anteater]

Once again thinking about OW characters, swearing and vocab quirks and about to make that everyone else’s problem

If he’s even slightly tired and in a casual setting, Jack starts using ‘fuck’ and ‘fucking’ like they’re commas

Genji overuses the word ‘sure’ like there’s no tomorrow. Often tacked onto the front of sentences in conversation and kind of slurred down to a vague ‘shu’ kind of sound

Similarily, Tracer says ‘like’ and ‘you know?’ a lot

Gabriel is weirdly fond of ‘motherfucker’ for a guy who otherwise doesn’t swear much. It’s his go to ‘word I mutter under my breath before I yell at McCree for being a smartass’ 

Mercy has a bad habit of phrasing things like a question even if she isn’t asking. Moira, partially out of spite, makes a big deal out of drily answering her every time she does it

Most of OG overwatch has been friends for long enough for their vocabularies to rub off on one another. The most notable examples are how both Rein and Gabe call poeple ‘habibi/habibti’ and Ana sometimes mutters ‘Jesus Christ’ 

The worst example is how Ana has, on more than one occasion, called Fareeha ‘son of a bitch’

If Torb is struggling with a project, he starts muttering curses under his breath in a continuous stream. It can be hard to tell exactly what language it’s in sometimes

Lúcio and McCree both get loud if they’re excited. Lúcio also starts talking extremely fast 

Brigitte is the absolute king of calling people ‘dude’, ‘bro’, ‘man’ or ‘friend’ in pretty much every sentence

Ana rarely ever phrase anything as a command and generally uses the passive voice a lot. She’s a lot more likely to ask ‘shouldn’t you be doing x?’, ‘I think we should do x’ or ‘x, it might need your attention’ than straightforwardly demand you do it

Neiher Jack nor Jesse wants (or dares) to claim responsibility for how Gabriel has recently started saying ain’t

[whitemamba]

exelatest replied to your post: listen people tell me to be patient w people who...

this is the main reason for roadhog’s nerf which, imo, has been one of the stupidest changes they’ve made to the game as a whole. It showed that they, as a team, want to try their best to satisfy the needs of the loudest, most vocal and irritating playerbase so that they just shut up. Literally reducing Hog’s damage by so much felt like a “Fine, he’s dead now. Shut up and keep playing.” The same can be said for doomfist’s MASSIVE hitbox reduction on his charge. For one thing, it’s the only way he can actually get kills. People have played against a doomfist that “got the hang of it” before everyone else “got the hang of” avoiding his attacks i.e. Get The Fuck Away From Him, Oh My God, Why Are You Actually Trying To 1v1 Doomfist. That’s supposed to be the point of his character. It’s the same idea as walking into an open field in front of a good widow or a Hanzo with his scattershot ready. People complained so hard about this. Roadhog and Lucio players have had to go through a SERIES of changes to their own playstyles to compensate for how Blizzard has changed their characters, but GOD FORBID someone try to change how mercy’s movement works, as though that’s not how tweaking a game should be. If you think about it, it can let mercy keep momentum while moving and recharging guardian angle cooldowns, and like you said you just….relearn it.

lmfao bro go OFF my son GOD

The problem w blizz is that it’s easier for them to satisfy the casual community unfortunately. And by god I never thought i’d be one of those “FUCKING CASUALS!!!!” players yet here we are, and I don’t even play the game that much, but I like my games having a certain degree of difficulty and not have everything handed to me in a plate goddamn.

But blizz keeps catering to the vocal, bad playerbase because they know that if their game is (gasp) challenging, they’ll eventually leave when they realize they’ll have to make an effort to learn to play. Also lmfao the widow and hanzo thing, there’s a reason the “SNIPER!!!” callout is a thing, it’s supposed to warn you to have smarter positioning because you can get picked off, yet again, people are SO DAMN LAZY they’d rather just complain about how “OP” hanzo is.

 Don’t get me started on Lúcio, it’s such a fucking tragedy for me (I was used to navigating the map a ton without worrying about having to be stuck to my team’s ass at all times to heal them) yet I understood his change because he had to be more entertaining to play in solo queue AND had to have some sort of limitation otherwise he’d never stop being a staple character (and tbh, even after all the changes he’s still the most powerful assist imo along w Ana)

I don’t play Roadhog but it was so sad watching Road streamers struggle to relearn him and now I see people complaining about the new Mercy even though she’s anything but weak, if anything she’s super OP if you know how to use her but because she’s not braindead “click and shift” anymore they want to make her even easier to play and i’m just so fucking done dude please just make an effort and relearn it’s not rocket science it’s just a videogame let my videogame be challenging please just

[cyberrat]

8th Batch Ko-Fi Fics Masterpost

got good good prompts again oooweee

1. Blackwatch!Reinhardt/Angelo (900 words). nothing else specified! if you think of something throw it to me quick because it’ll be the first thing I write tomorrow <3 if not, I will have to... see >:3c

2. Cuckolding w/ Mitsuki/Masura/AllMight (900 words). thank u.. fffuckkk hnngh

3. Human!Winston/Soldier76 - nasty soldier feminizing Winston forcefully and being just... nasty and old >:3c (900 words)

4. Reaper/Hanzo; Genji - Talon gets their hands on Shimada bros and Genji has to watch as Hanzo gets roughed up something fierce by Reaper (900 words) >:3cccccc

5. Jack w/ Rein, Jesse or Reaper - Jack with an erectile dysfunction getting milked *drags hands down face* yasss (900 words. thank you for the tip!!!)

6. McReyes - continuation of the fic in compilation vol. 14! Jesse deep dicking Gabriel. I think some good good good good comfort sex is in order??? if you think otherwise, let me know! (900 words)

7. TORBJÖRN/DVA - just... yes... daddy kink all the fucking way... u asked and I will deliver (600 words)

8. Hanzo/Doomfist - continuation of the fic from the Fun on the Farm compilation! (600 words)

9. Hana/Lúcio + one of the burly bois on base - Hana and her afterhour stream!!! oooweee (900 words. thank you for the tiiiiiipppppp)

10. Mitsuki/Masura/AllMight - Mitsuki encouraging her shy boy to ask AllMight to keep him company. It’s his first time being alone with him and he’s nervous!!! (900 words. I’m so happy two of you asked for this. the two prompts can definitely be read as one fic when I’m done with them. fuuuck)

[overwatchoracle]

Lúcio being a Luci-bro

[natnichapan]

So, about your Avatar AU: Do you already have a design for Junkrat? (And how is his relationship to Lúcio, if you ship Boombox? :>)

no I haven't design his outfit yet but I have this rough idea about him being and outlaw/criminal with roadie (like in overwatch) he's not a high-class firebender so his outfit's not gonna be fancy like shimada broahh about boombox 😌 I'm glad you asked this *clear throat* nah I haven't think about them yet BUT I will build their stories while I design more about junk, and I'm opened for any ideas so if you have some, please share it with me!🙏

[ao3feed-mchanzo]

"Fanning the Flames"

by BlizzieNeko

Ashlyn Elliot, a 25-year-old woman finds herself thrown in jail and accused of being a terrorist after trying to stop a violent riot in her hometown! After causing thousands of dollars in damage she caught the eye of two organizations; Talon and Overwatch! Trying to find herself in her new life, she finds herself in strange company with a tall, lanky, and downright filthy man. Will her life go up in smoke or will her new friend only fan the flames?

(This is just a fanfiction I wrote to for fun in my free time. Wanted to write some sorta slow burn with an original character I created and everyone's favorite TrashRodent!) (There will be some adult language, adult themes, and eventual smut.) (What Ashylen Looks like! Link)

Words: 726, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Winston (Overwatch), Hana "D.Va" Song, Jesse McCree, Hanzo Shimada, Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova, Roadhog | Mako Rutledge, Lúcio Correia dos Santos, Lena "Tracer" Oxton, Angela "Mercy" Ziegler, Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes, Widowmaker | Amélie Lacroix, Sombra (Overwatch), Original Character

Relationships: Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Original Character(s), Junkrat | Jamison Fawkes/Reader, Lúcio Correia dos Santos/Hana "D.Va" Song, Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada, Ana Amari/Reinhardt Wilhelm, Emily (Overwatch)/Lena "Tracer" Oxton

Additional Tags: Self-Insert, Original Characters - Freeform, Slow Burn, Eventual Relationships, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Violence, Swearing, Mild Language, Explicit Language, Hurt/Comfort, Family Loss, Junkrat being cute, Junkrat being Junkrat, Roadhog and Junkrat being bros, Jamison Lucio and Hana being friends, Team Bonding

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