#kyrie ushiromiya

[wikigabis]

Umineko Characters as bottles rolling down the stairs

[catbox8607]

my freaking umineko kemonomimi collection. its over for me if you couldnt tell

[smapis]

🐾📦 umitober day 3: tea party

[tourniquesence]

roulette

[midnightrager]

me and @smapis 's comic sans analysis of the moms and the sayos (inspired by @/werewolfcave 's utena charts)

[marcheriest]

i survived the 1986 ushiromiya family conference and all i got was this stupid t-shirt

[dawn-in-the--adan]

umineko no naku koro ni dress collection

[kurashikimisaki]

umineko dump from monthssss ago (have not been drawing much lately so nothing recent. sad!)

[peachducy]

Umitober day 9 - Parent

USHIROMIYA KYRIE CANNOT SAVE BATTLER.

[teratomatica]

[nyaagolor]

Ranking the Ushiromiyas based on whether or not I think they're a narc

Kinzo: -1/10. Hitting a blunt is what killed him

Krauss: 4/10. While I do think he initially would be against any kind of marijuana usage by virtue of being a conservative dude in the 80s, I'm almost positive I could convince him that growing it in the mansion's boiler room is a solid investment

Natsuhi: 0/10. As far as she's aware weed is basically the same thing as cocaine and will kill you, if you brought it near her I think she might actually pass out. However, out of everyone here I think she would benefit the most from an edible

Jessica: 9/10. If this series was set in the current day she would be hiding a vape pen from her parents and teaching Kanon how to hit in the rose garden. She gets a point taken off because she doesn't know that holding it in doesn't do anything

Eva: 6/10. Hates smoking overall, so you can't actually smoke near her without getting yelled at. Though she wouldn't snitch on you, technically, that's only because she fully intends on using it for blackmail later

Hideyoshi: 7/10. He did some sketchy business deals during the war, I'm pretty sure he's got a don't ask don't tell policy (not including Eva, she knows everything). Knocked down three points for the indirect blackmail.

George: 3/10. He's definitely a narc, but that's only because he was trying to rebel sometime in HS and went to a rotation but got laughed at for rolling the saddest, most pathetic looking joint of all time. He has a vendetta now

Rudolf: 6/10. Would probably smoke if it were modern day and isn't one to snitch but his weed etiquette is so bad that I need to knock him down a peg on principle

Kyrie: 7/10. She's the dealer. Points knocked off because she keeps cutting it with cheap shit because she knows her buyers (including her husband) are kinda dumb

Battler: 8/10. Would never snitch but loses a few points because he's bad at it. See below:

Rosa: ???/10. Feels like she'd snitch but also gives me the impression of someone who's tried cocaine before so I think her thoughts on the subject are pretty mood dependent. I don't trust her though.

Maria: 10/10. She didn't snitch on Beatrice and we all know what was in that pipe

[anawkwardlady]

what

[albaharu]

The Ushiromiya moms 

[not-too-many-eyes]

There's something really funny to me about how Kyrie keeps on just saying all her insecurities and worries and weaknesses in normal conversation and no one notices cause she spends 90% of her time pretending be a normal human woman and can never be honest with anyone.

Kyrie: :) You know Battler even great detectives can't figure out the emotions between men and women (just like with what happened with Me, Rudolf, and Asamu) and figuring out the feelings of the opposite sex (and also everyone else) is hard and actually the one of the biggest weaknesses to chessboard thinking (my primary thinking style) and also sometimes when people dont have the courage to brings things up what they actually want is for people to chase after them and force them to tell the truth :)

Battler: Woah!!!!! Kyrie-san your such a Cool Adult!!!!!!!! Kyrie: :)))))))))))

[dawn-in-the--adan]

Umineko no Naku Koro ni ~Stage of the Golden Witch~ Ep.4 Character Posters Pt. 2

[smapis]

emptying the vault before i start twilight