#kylie tweets

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[fortunatefires]

In case the news hasn't reached tumblr yet there is a block list for celebrities who went to the met gala (which costs 75,000 to attend) amd haven't spoken out about Palestine

Here is the blocklist. Lizzo removed after apologizing and donating. Zendaya and Selena Gomez on thin ice after an instagram story about raising money but no proof she donated and support in the past but intentional silence now

[lyrakanefanatic]

If tig/tgg characters had twitter part: 25

[rosietrace]

Until TGG comes out with a reason for why Ave and the gang chose Hawthorne island for the location (y'know the same island where a house exploded, two nepo babies died, all the blame was put on Hannah's sister, and it's the very thing that's been haunting Toby ever since)

I'm gonna start calling it, “Alisa Ortega's biggest PR nightmare”

Real footage of Alisa finding out where the second TGG will be

[outgrownx]

The fact that Rihanna was telling us she's leaving music to go do make up and literally waved bye bye every night on tour, but we didn't get the hint

[colorisbyshe]

sometimes i'll see screenshots of tweets with captions like WOW i can't believe anyone would genuinely say this lets point and laugh and it's like wow i can't believe anyone would genuinely say this either. let's fact that.

and then i go to the profile of the tweeter and their url is like PROFESSIONALSHITSTIRRER2000 and their bio is 'i lie on the internet to upset people' and the replies to all their tweets are their mutuals OMG YOU GOT THEM AGAIN LOL!

likewise i'll see people gasping at headlines like 'gen z splurging on groceries' and people will go OH NO WE'RE BEING CRUCIFIED FOR EATING? and then you click the obvious bait title to read the actual article and it talks about price gouging and how sad it is that buying snacks is considered a splurge--that luxurious purchases don't exist anymore, the "slurge" has been reduced to buying cookies at full price.

like... if you're gonna condescend on something... at least... at least get context for what you're condescending down to

[f4iry-bell]

tig fake tweets #6

masterlist

[sleepy-bear-tm]

I cannot put into words how much Halsin is the IDEAL partner.

[cantcatchmeee]

[livinfantasy]

Everyone should be their own biggest fan. -KanYe West

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[ijustthinkevilunoisneat]

[lyrakanefanatic]

If tig characters had twitter pt: 10

This series has finally hit double digits (also this is the first one im making in a while damn 😪)

BTW BY “MFS” MAX MEANS MOTHERFAXERS!!! DON’T GET IT TWISTED!!! 🤬🤬

[teathattast]

[doncherrycola]

tom holland and even zendaya (im sorry) are kind of starting to annoy me. or really not them themselves because they seem like nice people but how are you two of the biggest names in hollywood and only in lame stuff. i see soo much more about their relationship and viral clips from interviews than anything about their projects or acting or anything like that its like theyre hollywood influencers

[ollyalexander]

Olly Alexander with Nicola Roberts, Kimberley Walsh, and Jake Shears at Mighty Hoopla Festival 2023