#tig tweets

[lyrakanefanatic]

If tig characters had twitter pt: 10

This series has finally hit double digits (also this is the first one im making in a while damn 😪)

BTW BY “MFS” MAX MEANS MOTHERFAXERS!!! DON’T GET IT TWISTED!!! 🤬🤬

[rosietrace]

Until TGG comes out with a reason for why Ave and the gang chose Hawthorne island for the location (y'know the same island where a house exploded, two nepo babies died, all the blame was put on Hannah's sister, and it's the very thing that's been haunting Toby ever since)

I'm gonna start calling it, “Alisa Ortega's biggest PR nightmare”

Real footage of Alisa finding out where the second TGG will be

[f4iry-bell]

tig fake tweets #6

masterlist

[ninawolv3rina]

I love Gemma LMAO Tig leaves her alone for 5 minutes and she's stabbed a guy

[karatekels]

It's heeeeere!

I wasn't planning on a face reveal for this blog, but I think a signature from TIG himself warrants an exception!

Edit: TIG liked my tweet of this picture so he has officially seen my smug-ass face gloating about this lmao

[marisatomay]

I was gonna say ur not tweeting very lesbian if it’s about a man constantly but after months of seeing Tom Cruise I’m like omg he’s the first honorary lesbian him and tig notaro are practically twins and he like an auntie I get it now

You get it now

[hearthown]

@hearthown 's Masterlist

WELCOME!

Headcanons:

Tiramisu & Gray

a story – four parts:

part one, fake dating

part two, star crossed love

part three, tragedy

part four, penance

The Final Letters (TIG):

Nash

Grayson

Jameson

Fanfics // AUs:

Ten-eighteen (TIG)

Jameson – One Hell of A Shot

Tweets:

Grayson & Jameson banter

Red flags

Avery & Xander, BHHFFs

Grayson (Table) Hawthorne

Start, Middle, End:

Nash *coming soon*

Grayson

Jameson *coming soon*

Xander *coming soon*

[po1sonous-l0ve]

LEO VALDEZ FROM HOO AS XANDER HAWTHORNE FROM TIG SEND TWEET

[saintmeghanmarkle]

📃 Megalist of 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 and Other 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 in H&M’s Political Orbit 📃 by u/SeptiemeSens (Part 2 of 3)

📌 Link to Tumblr post Part 1 of 3

📌 Link to Tumblr post Part 3 of 3

📌 Other notable names:

Ari Emanuel - CEO of William Morris Endeavor (WME) and famed Hollywood super agent who signed H&M in May 2023 to become power players in film and TV production, brand partnerships, and endorsements.  Ari is a prominent Democratic Party donor and his brother Rahm Emanuel is the former mayor of Chicago, former Chief of Staff for President Obama, and currently U.S. Ambassador to Japan [source 1 // source 2 // source 3]

Donald Trump - When H&M relocated to Los Angeles in March 2020, former President Trump tweeted that they'd have to pay their own way. Trump has great respect and admiration for the late Queen Elizabeth II and he's also a fan of King Charles. However, he is *not* a fan of Meghan. As for Harry, Trump said: “I wish a lot of luck to Harry, because he’s gonna need it.” [source 1 // source 2 // source 3 // source 4]

Doug Emhoff - husband of Vice President Kama Harris, aka the 2nd Gentleman. H&M met with Doug at the Project Healthy Minds summit in New York City on World Mental Health Day 2023 [source]

Gavin Newsom - Governor of California. Allegedly two (2) weeks before the 2020 election, Meghan had an hour-long virtual meeting with Newsom. Newsom had been under pressure to appoint a woman of color, possibly Meghan, to replace California senator Kamala Harris if she became Vice-President. In May 2024, Gavin publicly defended Archewell Foundation's "delinquency" status [source 1 // source 2]

Ivanka Trump - During President Trump's term, Ivanka made national paid leave for families a significant part of her portfolio as Senior Advisor. Her goal was to expand upon the 1993 Family and Medical Leave Act (FMLA) to provide for paid coverage. In a significant policy win for Ivanka in 2019, Congress voted to provide all federal workers with 12 weeks of paid parental leave [source 1 // source 2 //source 3]. This was two (2) years *before* Meghan's open letter to Pelosi and Schumer. Important to note that Meghan was very much an Ivanka fangirl for many years and even interviewed Ivanka for The Tig [source 1 // source 2]. 👉 slideshow of Meghan cosplaying Ivanka through the years

Jacinda Arden - Former Prime Minister of New Zealand was among seven “extraordinary leaders” interviewed on Live to Lead, a Netflix documentary series inspired by Nelson Mandela. It was presented by H&M and co-produced by Archewell Productions. However, upon the release of this documentary in 2022, Jacinda's office immediately distanced herself from the Sussexes stating that her interview actually took place three (3) years prior in 2019 and that her involvement had nothing to do with H&M, who were only brought in at a late stage. In 2023, Jacinda was appointed to the Board of Trustees of Prince William's Earthshot Prize [source]

Jessica Mulroney - M's former bestie, stylist, and maid of honor is married to Ben Mulroney, son of former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney. Jessica was also fashion adviser to Sophie Grégoire Trudeau, former wife of Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. Jessica and Ben Mulroney are close friends with Justin and Sophie Grégoire Trudeau [source 1 // source 2]

Johnny Mercer, Member of Parliament (MP) - In April 2024, Harry was found by a High Court to have "breached a confidentiality ring" when he emailed information to his friend, the Veterans Minister and MP Johnny Mercer concerning his legal battle over his UK security arrangements. Harry was ordered to pay 90% of the Home Office’s legal costs of defending his challenge [source]

Justin Trudeau - Prime Minister of Canada first met Meghan in 2016 through the One Young World summit. Harry and Justin also connected in 2016, over the Invictus Games to be held in Toronto the following year. When Megxit was announced, Justin said that he was supportive of Harry and Meghan’s move but refused to say whether or not Canadians were paying to protect the royal couple. More than 80,000 Canadians signed the Canadian Taxpayers Federation petition telling Trudeau they were opposed to paying for H&M's security costs with taxpayers’ money. After public backlash and immense pressure from Canadian taxpayers, the RCMP [Royal Canadian Mounted Police] ceased providing its protective policing services for H&M as they had formally stepped down as working royals [source 1 // source 2 // source 3]

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submitted: June 04, 2024 at 11:46AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

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[dvarapala]

🎉🎉

all the characters, everywhere // @sentinaels

🎉 for characters that i want to write someday

an alternate/headcanon based/show leaning yet book inspired version of elena gilbert with anya chalotra (or banitha sandhu or charithra chandran) as her fc and the reasoning for that is the fact that there are two dead indian characters in the tvdeu, one who didn't even get a name and got devoured by malivore and one who's still alive but was written off so there is a grand total of four indian characters in the tvdeu: there was aimee bradley in tvd, portrayed by tiya sircar but she was killed because katherine wanted to make a point at the masquerade ball; there was gia, portrayed by nishi munshi, in the originals who was killed by klaus because he wanted to make a point to elijah; there was emma tig, portrayed by karen david, in legacies and we knew nothing about her other than the fact she was a witch and a guidance counselor and that she ended up with dorian and eventually moved away.

my very alternate and headcanon based take on maggie gilbert because she should have been in the show (and yes her fc would also be someone of indian descent).

a supernatural oc - she'd either be the daughter of dean and kali or sam and kali. she would be born from fire as a nod to draupadi's story.

marvel and/or dc characters of indian descent because there are many and i'm pretty sure i made a list detailing some of their adventures and also ocs belonging to the aforementioned universes.

two teen wolf ocs. dunno who or why or how but that would be fun. one oc would have a biiiig big crush on scott mccall and the other one would be younger and would carry a torch for hayden and liam.

libby rhodes with kritika bharadwaj as the fc. just because i can.

qcode podcast characters.

dnd/cr/dimension 20 ocs.

just a lot of ocs in general. i have so many ideas.

that's it. that's the post. send tweet.

[macchiatosdumptruck]

Male!Amanda (Andrew? Aaron? Armando? lol) is pretty much Terry’s somewhat softer sibling. Which gives me some Male!Amanda and Daniel/Dani worns…Oooo, what about Terry and male!Amanda with Daniel? Or with Dani if we wanna be extra. 😈 Heh. All in all, a good, if mean time, was had by all. 😈🥵🥰

Hmm. I like the name Andy.

I mean, Terry and Amanda are already pretty similar in certain ways. They look like siblings, and they both share that sharp business mind. However Amanda learned to deal with her mental and emotional instabilities when she was younger (I live for a woman with canon anger issues) (I head canon college age) while Terry never developed any suitable coping methods. He has always been and will always be going from one extreme to the other.

I can see Terry being willing to share with Amanda, but I'm not sure with Andy. I kind of flip flop on just what degree of exhibitionist he is. I definitely headcanon that he likes to show Daniel off. It's if he were willing to let anyone else touch Daniel. Depending on the situation I like Terry and John. (There's also a fun Terry/Johnny/Daniel wip I've had forever. thanks Tig for the "I like to watch" tweet. )

But that's not exactly the question being posed is it.

I can see Terri inviting Andy if she and Dani were trying to conceive. Give the girl a close family donor.

Terry, Andy, and Dani I don't really see tbh, but that's the beauty of fanfic. There's au's upon au's for all of us.

[lyrakanefanatic]

heyyyyy, can you pleaseeeeeeeee make more fake twitter tig. Tysmmmm

IM POSTING THEM RN, SO BY THE TIME U SEE THIS IT WILL ALR BE ON MY ACC 😈😈

IM SO GLAD YOU GUYS LIKE THEM THO, IT GIVES ME MOTIVATION TO MAKE MORE <333

[f4iry-bell]

TIG FAKE TWEETS #5

3rd is drunk grayson btw !!

masterlist

[karatekels]

A question for all your X /Twitter users:

Has anyone had TIG like a tweet recently?

Because he hasn't engaged with mine in months (fair, they're largely just me drooling), and since we can't see who's liked what anymore, idk if he's still as active as he used to be!

Basically, please brag about any TIG engagement here so that I can be reassured he's still around.

[lavelled]

she, illustrated.

Quick news: Isabelle Vezina-Dykema, 14, in Vermont, killed herself. There’s considerable aggression from unfamous dads who misread and lecture wishful signage. I didn’t ask for interference in a literary system. You can stop reading. My decision-making is mine alone. My knack for technology includes poetical child suicide data and attainable proof of the man who took my life.

The sickbed Prince who inherited childhood letters, tried to enact a forcible rape clause, created squared digital spaces to publish anatomically and spy in a Bird Cam, impersonated celebs with a sense of belonging, chatted as gal-pal Japanese housewife, Celica, bypassed exquisitely soft NDA laws all while he experienced marriage and fatherhood, says I can’t have readership?

Prince Henry uses cultural appropriation to tweet as Antonio Brown and recently erupted in a disgusting c-word rant. On Sep 29, 2019, Harry wrote:

My English paper do by tonight 12am need a prof reader make sure As and Bs #Eng303

google. This is linguistic racism. The married Englishman boasts the daft sexual legalese of a writer.

The Lunchbox Fund. A meal charity for children in South Africa. A charity that Sentebale, founded in 2006 by Harry, in the Lesotho language means forget-me-not—subtly mocking 9/11 victims—teams up with. Meg had fans donate to it at her baby shower, even though it’s his signature boinking code, specifically, a lesbian slur, of how a second child was boxlunched.

Anti-Social is a 2015 Hungarian-British crime film with the characters: Marcus, Philip, Emma, Kwame, and Rochelle. Knowing my well-publicized waystation, Duchess Meghan acted in it and a year later, fucked the Brit jailer. Google who the actress, Zita Téby, plays.

Speaking of Irishness, the regal derelict has affected social factors sans punishment for decades and it seems kid-glove young adult deaths are due to a non-code barcode that makes them feel helpless and strangely complicit: Shane Lunny, 17—Erin Gallagher, 13—Patrick McDonagh, 12—Lara Burns Gibbs, 12—Milly Tuomey, 11—Cathriona White—Dara Quigley—the pact of Kieran McKeon and Alexandra O’Brien.

Jamel Myles, a fourth grader at Joe Shoemaker Elementary in Denver told his mother he was gay then hanged himself on August 23, 2018, three months after the royal wedding. He was 9. Youngest suicide on record.

On May 15, 2018, Magyar Kozmetika Spa in California exploded from a homemade package bomb, killing Hungarian employee, Ildiko Krajnyak. From her boyfriend. FOUR DAYS before the royal wedding.

“Harry goes and heads to London.” You walked out your front door. Harry lives alone in England. Prince Harry was actor-writer struck out of California. His wife was megxited from England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India and the East Coast of the United States. The diapered jobbing princess vaudeville wedding tour has killed more girls, more students than the Sandy Hook shooting.

The TIG, her sex and wellness workshop. Cookbook ideas for a Hempseed Stew, Ginger Berry Crumble, and Awards Season Entertaining Tips because everyone can relate to it. I don’t want to seem dramatic or a justifiable age, but we’ve wandered into Single White Female when I say booklist Meg is ill. She’s yearned to be a princess for a long time. She poses near a British car wheel, types Spencer and London in knots, and this beaut: Just like a scene in When Harry Met Sally, you would look at Hikari and say, “I’ll have what she’s having.” What about a 1989 film?

Another link of output. On google her photo is shown with Misan Harriman, hence she’s the essayist. Catty remark to Princess Kate four years before her own bloody pulpit wedding.

Copy and paste; put tippity top of computer page:

https://thetig.meghanpedia.com/tig-talk-with-princess-alia-al-senussi/

Did a productive wife blog cause a media stir? In math lingo, she coughs up the pedo age of 17, trumped 4, Spencer at 3, she’s six:

https://thetig.meghanpedia.com/food-for-thought-2/

Rapper Lucas Coly, 27, the Prince of France, just shot himself.

I want a perfectly rational couple who don’t love each other to divorce.

K

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user Tig Notaro (@/ TigNotaro) on Aug 26, 2022 reading: Chronic pain is your body is screaming "im in pain" and you are like ok what's wrong and your body's like "that part is actually a secret" /End ID]