#kurt kunkle blurb

[ddejavvu]

I’d let Kurt Kunkle put his mouth on my boobs because I know for a fact that’s one of the first things on his bucket list

this post is 18+, minors dni.

he doesn't even know what to do with em at first. he's seen his fair share of porn, he's addicted to the stuff, but the moment your bra comes off he's braindead. your nipples aren't hard, but they easily stiffen in the exposed air, and you tweak em a bit to get em going, too. and he just watches you rub your tits, pinching and stroking at your nipples until they're hard for him. he's watching with his lips ever-so-slightly parted, totally dumbfounded.

you talk to him, you call his name, probably giggle when there's no response, but the sound of a fucking explosion couldn't tear his eyes away from your tits. when he finally gets back to his senses enough to reach out and touch them he just ghosts his fingers ever-so-softly against them, shivering the same as you do when he brushes a finger over your nipple. it's ticklish, sensitive, and you jerk slightly in place, a wayward giggle falling from your lips that's part moan.

the only time he looks away from your tits is to glance up at you for permission to put his face all over them, like that's not exactly why you took your top off in the first place. you nod, and he leans forwards, letting his parted lips just brush over your skin. he doesn't suck on them right away, doesn't go right in with his tongue out, he just moves his mouth over them, completely frozen. it's only when your nipple breaches his parted lips and slips into his mouth that he finally takes initiative, and he'll never admit it but he totally whimpers the first time he wraps his chapped lips around your perky little nipple.

once the tongue is out it doesn't go back in. he's sloppy with it, dragging it haphazardly and randomly over your skin, leaving shiny trails of hot saliva in its wake. he pays special attention to your underboob 'cause it's warm and sweaty and smelly and he's nasty like that, wants to drink it right out of your skin. probably spends an embarrassing amount of time just burying his nose beneath your tits and inhaling. you think he might suck the skin right off of you with the way he's breathing you in.

really, all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the ride. he does like it when you smash them together around his head to suffocate him. maybe push 'em together a little bit so he can fuck them as a treat. and stick your tongue out so he can aim for it with his tip. as an extra treat.

[ssweetleaf]

i wanna give kurt his first ever bj and watch him cum so hard in like five seconds- I wanna give that first lick and hear him choke on the little whine he lets out. He’s trying to be cool and/or impress you by lasting a while but he severely underestimates how fucking good your mouth feels.

His hands curled in your hair, face twisted almost like he’s in pain. His hips are bucking up, desperate to get more of your mouth on him

stop it anon, bc you’re making me sweattttt 😮‍💨

˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

He’d show you around his room, stuttering proudly about his streaming setup, completely unaware of your bored expression and you couldn’t quite find it in you to just be nice to him and let him ramble about his silly cameras and PC.

“Have you ever been blown, Kurt?” You hummed, stopping him in his tracks, watching with a sigh when his brows furrowed.

“I don’t— b-blown?” He stuttered, cheeks warming with a soft hue of pink, hand scratching at the back of his neck, a nervous habit of his.

You huffed, rolling your eyes, though you couldn’t stop your mouth from salivating at the thought of being on your knees for this pathetic excuse of a man.

“Let me say it nice ‘n’ slow, so you understand,” you cooed mockingly, stepping closer towards him, face impossibly close to his. “Has anyone sucked your cock?”

He gasped, breath hitching in his throat and choking on his words, his once soft blush turning deep and dark, trailing from his cheeks to his neck and chest— entirely flustered.

“I- no,” he breathed.

“Would you like to find out what it feels like?” You trailed a finger down his chest, stopping at the elastic of his sweatpants, curling your knuckle under it before snapping it back into place. “Cause it feels real good, Kurtie.”

Kurt’s mouth opened and closed like a fish out of water, gawping at you before nodding shakily.

“Gotta say it out loud,” you spoke, cocking an eyebrow at him before he uttered out his response, a short “yes, please,” and a surge of warmth bloomed throughout your chest at being the first person to do something so intimate to him.

So, with a firm hand, you pushed at his chest, letting him slump clumsily into his gaming chair, the wheels creaking at the weight of him.

You got to your knees, shuffling closer, your palms rubbing at his thighs and you tried to stifle your smile when you caught sight of his bulge, already rock hard— it was bigger than you expected, much, much bigger, and you wondered what it’d look like when it wasn’t underneath a few layers of fabric.

It wasn’t long before you had his sweatpants pooled around his ankles, his boxers too, and his cock stood to attention, throbbing hotly whenever you merely looked at it, little pearlescent strings of pre-cum oozing from his tip and dripping onto the pudge of his stomach.

“You’re so big, Kurtie,” you cooed, wrapping your hand around his cock, feeling it pulse at your touch, his skin so soft and smooth, and you fluttered your lashes up at him when you pressed a kiss to his tip.

“Oh my go— that feels— OH, wow,” he whined, squeezing his eyes shut, gasping and bucking when you swirled your tongue around his tip, flicking into his slit and swallowing his pre down. “Might— could last a while, might wanna get yourself comfy- Oh!”

You smirked around his length, rolling your eyes at his act of coolness, quickly bobbing your head up and down, up and down, taking his thickness right down to the base and swallowing around it, the crude sounds filling his stuffy room.

Kurt fisted your hair mindlessly, babbling nonsense with each time his cock passed the seam of your lips, and he bucked into your throat, chest heaving, completely under the influence of your wicked mouth.

“‘V got all the time in the world,” you said after taking a breather, stroking him in your fist and watching his face contort into something different, something almost pained.

And as soon as you took him back down your throat, one last swallow, one last inward thrust— it had been 2 minutes tops— his stomach muscles contracted, thighs tensing, thick ropes of cum spurting out of his tip, choking on his breaths as you swallowed it all, giggling around him at how pathetic he was, how little time he had lasted.

[collectivecloseness]

Kurt Kunkle would be a desperate, obsessive, puddle over any little thing that could make him feel close to you. So here’s something about that <3

(Cw: 18+, kinda pervy!Kurt (he uses your ice lolly stick to get off, but there is fluff))

Kurt Kunkle x reader

Kurt swore half the time you two hung out it ended up with him trying to ignore the growing problem in his pants. But now, with you letting that empty ice lolly stick bob inside your cheeks, Kurt’s nearly panting with effort beside you on the couch, not to let his hand subconsciously drift to his tightening sweatpants. Goddamn at least they were black today.

Kurt stared as you swirled the stick over your tongue, over and over. When you sucked lazily at the sticky juices that were still flavouring it. And when you lifted it out of your mouth a moment and a string of drool stayed attached to your lips that you didn’t notice, Kurt nearly whined out loud.

You kept it in your mouth the last half hour you were spending at his place. Almost like you just wanted something in your mouth. And while Kurt was genuinely having fun chatting with you and hanging out during this time, his eyes kept drifting to that piece of wood you were sliding over your tongue, and a throb struck his aching crotch every time he did.

By the time you had to go, your friend picking you up, otherwise Kurt would have driven you like he always does, Kurt’s standing up which has at least got some blood down to his feet. And when you’ve finally gotten your bag and shoes on, Kurt gets your attention, which he’s an expert at, and sticks his hand out. “I can throw that away, if you want.” He offers you, those doe brown eyes nodding towards the ice lolly stick, as he bobbed on his feet, always sweetly wanting to be helpful, you thought Kurt was so cute like that.

“Thank you Kurt!” You slide it out your mouth, and Kurt swears he can hear a wet pop, trying not to buckle under his knees and increasingly heavy cock, under your smiling glossy lips, as you lick over them even more.

“I actually forgot it was in there.” You chuckle, and Kurt tries not to whine as he nods agreeably.

He would get on his knees for you right now.

“Aha yeah no problem. Take- have a good rest of your day. Oh, and uh let me know if you’re still down for tomorrow. I want- I hope you had fun!” Kurt grins brightly at you. Leaning against his open door frame in a way he probably doesn’t realise looks quite attractive to you. His cheeks all warm and hair a bit fluffier than usual. Just hanging out close with Kurt on the couch today, he felt cozy. You were glad you two were friends.

You lean over and give Kurt a big hug goodbye. Kurt’s gotten a lot more used to your affection now, or rather to physical affection in general. It was always something he yearned for, and now he doesn’t even feel too wowed to not even react properly. Kurt’s so happy that you’ve finally given him this. This feeling that he can be himself, that you like him for him, that he’s worthy of even being touched so much as a causal hand on his shoulder, or of nice words his way, that there is such a thing as home.

Whether he has that with you or not at some point, at least Kurt understands now why everyone else seems to feel like there is such a place as ‘home’ for them. Kurt never really got that, he thought it just wasn’t a thing and that most people were kidding themselves, or much better than him - until you.

Kurt smirks as he presses his soft cheek into your own, and your hair, smiling as his hands softly hold your upper back, hugging you with the same amount of care as you hug him. Feeling giddy within himself still to this day, at feeling you tenderly hug him back. Your arms wrapped around his middle and gently squeezing him in your hold, comfortingly. Just hugging him.

Kurt’s still smiling when you eventually pull back, he never pulls back first, and his mouth opens in an even happier moment when he sees you still smiling right back up at his brown eyes.

“Okay Kurt. See you tomorrow then! Thanks for today! Bye!” You wave to him, keeping your eyes on him till the moment you have to watch your step, and run to your friends car, still waving.

Kurt grips your lolly stick in his fingers as he waves bye back to you, leaning against the open doorframe again, shaking his soft (washed) hair out of his face a little. He sees you saying something to your friend, and both of you giggling as you wave at him through the front windscreen. But then he’s waving you off after another day, and watching you leave. Trying to make himself think he can still feel your touch on his skin. And gripping that lolly stick like it’s everything.

Once you leave Kurt shuts his front door and sprints to his bedroom, locking the door even though he’s the only one home. Gasping as his shaking hands try to peel his slightly sticky sweats away from his sensitive cock. That underwear was definitely joining the laundry pile, shoved into his closet when you said you were coming over. He shimmies his shirt off too, tossing it in the pile as he lets himself breathe.

Kurt gets to work quickly, sitting on his frameless mattress of a bed, and his pretty lips open and drool seeps at the corners as he stares at your ice lolly stick he’s twirling in his dexterous fingers now. He can still see the shine of your spit, he swears he sees a small trail over a glob, the faint redness from the juice you’ve sucked clean, and Kurt wants to work quickly while it’s still wet and shiny.

So with a pleased little whimper Kurt takes his pink tongue and licks up the underside of your lolly stick.

Kurt’s tongue is resting exhilarated in his mouth, while his cock strikes needy beats in time with his heart, just staring down at he stick and picturing your lips. Your tongue, your mouth. His own tongue salivating in his mouth, as Kurt moans, and relishes in the fact he’s tasting you.

Kurt’s indirectly kissed your before, a fact he’s excited about, drinking from the same glass as you, kissing a stuffed toy in the same spot on their forehead you did, he even once lapped quickly at an envelope you’d just sealed shut, although that one he felt a little more lame about. But this... he’d never actually gotten to taste your spit before. To lick it- you.

Kurt doesn’t want to lick all of it though, not yet. He’s pumping his heavy cock as he sucks on his tongue a little, thinking about your sweet lips and tongue. How they’d feel around his...

All before bringing the fresh lolly stick down to his dick, and gulping as he stares at your wetness there, hovering over his thick cock that he’s trying not to choke with his hand. Before he brings your spit covered object down and slides it over his length.

Kurt cries out. Immediately whimpering then whining your name, slowly teasing your spit covered wood over his pulsing cock again.

It is a sight, Kurt biting down on his pink lips so desperately as he sees your spit covering his cock. He has never experienced anything like this before. And even though you’re not here now, it’s still a dream.

Kurt pumps his cock hard in his hand, spreading the small amount of your spit over it. Moaning loudly in the thin walls of his house up to his ceiling, but forcing his eyes not to slip closed this time, and hooding them over at his cock, reminding himself that it has your drool on it, that you’re on his cock. Which makes his heart beat so loud in his ears, even though there’s no possible way to deafen his moans of your name. The loud adoring ones, or the breathy needy ones.

Kurt has your taste on his dick. And he’d never come this far to feeling like he was this close to you when touching himself. Well, Kurt jerked himself off a lot thinking about you. Pretty much an every day occurrence. But apart from the one time he’d humped himself until he came against your mattress while you left him waiting on your bed to collect food, Kurt hadn’t felt this close to you before while doing this. -Or, maybe he had, he wasn’t really thinking straight, he’d just never had your spit hot and wet on his cock before, and Kurt was burning with pulsing desire.

He grabs the side still only covered in your essence as he relishes over the fact he’s never had your actual spit on his cock before, thinking of and relishing the fact over and over as he touches himself. And with a shaking hand, very carefully rubs the shiniest part you sucked on the most over half an hour, over the sensitive head of his cock.

Kurt whines and has to pull the stick away quickly as a glob of pre is forced out the tip of his cock by a particularly large throb, and he makes sure to keep your present clean.

But Kurt’s panting, seeing a white string of his pre drip from the head of his sensitive cock, trailing down to his bed sheets, and it reminds him greatly of your spit clinging from your tongue to the wooden object he’s fisting right now.

Kurt puts your lolly stick in his mouth. Moaning gratefully, and pleased as he strokes his cock harder, leaning over curving his soft tummy, his brown hair dangling by his ears, as he lazily drools over his hand and his cock, both your spit mixing together as it plops hotly into his dick. And swallowing the mix of your spit down his own trembly throat. Kurt’s hand speeding up as he wets his crotch and is able to fuck his fist without burning himself from the intensity of it. Although all of Kurt was burning up inside right now, especially, fondly, his heart was.

Kurt doesn’t exactly want any splinters on his cock, and he definitely doesn’t want to have to explain that to anyone, but gently tapping the now soaked wood against his own cock, just makes him groan with those scrunched up eyes, his pretty mouth open and gasping in pleasure. Feeling a mix of yours and his cool spit flicking over his cock, as his chest shudders while he strokes himself with a harder grasp.

Popping the lolly stick back in his mouth, Kurt is moaning happily and lewdly at the taste of you and your mouth in his own. Humming a little, drooling dumbly over the stick and down his neck, and soon chest most likely, but humming happily over your ice lolly stick being in his mouth. Happily sucking at it as if he was tasting the actual sweet treat that had been on it, and not trying to drink up your spit.

Kurt’s tongue waggles and lolls hotly over the small object, as he thinks about you, a real genuine smile gracing his soft face as he thinks about you. His whole body blushing. Fuck... Kurt really really really does like you. He’s pretty sure he loves you. Although for some fucked up reason he kind of finds doing all this easier than asking you on a date yet. Hopefully soon.

Breathy swears fly from his gently parted lips, Kurt’s teeth gentle on the stick, even though it takes any blood he’s got in his brain to do so, as he wants it to not explode as long as possible. Kurt sucks on the stick he can still taste you on even more, his tongue lauding and laving over your tongues impression.

As Kurt’s hand speeds up, slick drool from the both of you covers his heavy cock that throbs desperately in his palm and fingers, even though Kurt thinks of you every time he touches himself now, his body never lessening in excitement and euphoria over you. Neither does his mind or heart or soul or whatever else Kurt has. He only gets more into you with every day.

Thinking about you each time only makes Kurt cum harder, and more.

But Kurt knows it’s him falling for you more, that makes his sessions more exciting, that and he has more experience to imagine with you each time. It’s not the other way around. You’re new for him, everything grows different because of you and Kurt likes that, but there’s so many reasons Kurt wants to burst, heart and all other places, the closer he gets to you.

Your name, and your spit, is the only thing on Kurt’s lips as he moans it out repeatedly, pre slicking his length along with your sticky spit as he bobs his hand expertly up and down. Thumbing over his tip while Kurt switches to whimpering your name like a chant, or begging, to groaning from his flushed and slightly spit covered chest, as his whole body rocks while Kurt ruts into his hand fast. Squeezing his cock Kurt thumbs his tip hard as he moans your name over the wooden stick on his wet tongue, before finally spilling heavy loads of cum over his messy thighs and soft bedsheets. Or messy sheets and soft thighs.

“Fuck, fuck y/n...” Kurt moans as the wet sounds of him pumping load after sticky load of his cum out of his spiking dick, shoots off that high feeling throughout his whole body and mind again. Kurt only swearing your name as he empties himself onto his bedsheets in a puddle, worshipping your taste in his soft mouth as he lavishes over you. Kurt breathing heavily and softly as he thinks all about you, remembers the feel of your touch again, wrapping his tongue needily around your stick with a whimper as he covets you, your name drooling from his plush red lips as he choked out the last dribbles of cum from his weeping cock. Sighing ever so loudly out with relief, from having been strained for over an hour now.

Panting as he falls back onto his frameless mattress, his toned arm under his head as he stares to his ceiling, legs spread happily, as he tongues over your gift softly and thinks about you, Kurt’s brown doe eyes sparkling.

Heart leaping as Kurt thinks all about you. Remembering fondly passing moments, and dreamily imagining a future with you, that makes him sweetly grin over the lolly stick. Laughing to himself happily in his bed, hugging his bare chest close, as Kurt wondrously thinks all of you.

As his breathing comes back to him, Kurt takes the used ice lolly stick out of his mouth, and looks at it again. Under his bedroom light, lying flat as he faces upwards, he ignores how soaked his thighs feel under him while he cares to examine what you left with him. Kurt sweetly looks over the small amount of red left, a nice smile on his face as he looks over it with soft awe blowing past his now empty lips.

His heart bursting with adoration for you as he remembers how happy you were when he offered to get you an ice lolly too since it was hot outside today. Kurt was always made to feel useless. The fact he learnt he actually was good enough to make people smile, he was just told he wasn’t, made him feel a weird mix of emotions the first time he realised it, but Kurt is ever happy that you genuinely do appreciate him. You think about him. You were always empathetic to Kurt. He’s sure it actually helped his own empathy. He could feel it slipping little by little more until you came into his life.

Kurt grins up at your little object with a hum of affection. Then he brings it down to his lips, and gives it a sticky kiss, pecking it, almost as if in thanks to you, and Kurt hoping he could not only kiss you, but thank you one day too.

For everything actually...

But then Kurt felt that familiar thud in his lower stomach, the thrum in his dick, and his balls suddenly didn’t feel empty at all anymore. So with a hum of knowing what was happening next, Kurt slipped the stick back into his mouth with a pop, and sat up again to take care of business.

Of course, since you, Kurt never truly could just go one round.

[alwaysteveswife]

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little mix

love island

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love

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jacket

fight

grazed knees

wrap party

breech position

safe

casa amor

test

twitter

shouting matches

sleepy cuddles

sad hugs

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family videos

baby kisses

lie detector

shouting

‘in love’

‘twice in one day?’

anxious

hair cut

baby number 2

series

love island masterlist

Steve Harrington

Imagines

“i love her, Steve”

“why would you keep that from me?”

beautiful boy

hurt

cuddles

cheat (1)

cheat (2)

vecna

dead?

keys

pregnancy glow

keys 2

girly

“i’m not okay, i have a baby growing inside me”

rings

scars

twins?

series

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Imagines

the lesson

camgirl

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Series

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meeting her

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father’s day

exposed

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Series

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Series

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smashed

Series

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this picture is so steve driving home after his first date with eddie, smiling to himself like a bumbling fool bc eddie called him pretty and gave him a kiss on the cheek

[cuntghoulie]

Tall Goddess Reader

Reader x Josef (Creep)/ The Man (Hush)/Kurt Kunkle

I lost this request, but it essentially asked: What about a goddess reader who is taller than them, and who sleeps in her underwear with no top on?

AN: Ohhhhhhh baby,  It’s been a year and a half, but here we are. If anybody would want a full-NSFW part 2 of this with blurbs for each character… idk lemme know!

WARNING: SLIGHT HINTS AT NSFW, indication that reader is AFAB

Josef

The second he meets you, he’s basically enamored by you

Sure, he’s enamored by many, but he enjoys your height especially

The feeling of being smaller than you and being protected is a feeling this serial killer is not used to

He embraces it full-heartedly

Once you’re in a relationship, and he’s, theoretically, decided to keep you alive, he is utterly obsessed

We knew he would be obsessed, but you didn't’ expect how much he loved your height

He was obsessed with being protected by you, sheltered by you, loved and protected by you

When he sees your sleeping state, he goes nearly feral

He fights so hard to keep his hands to himself, so you should appreciate that much, right?

He can’t help but fondle your curves and skin and your chest as you sleep, wanting to be wrapped up in the warmth of you as much as humanly possible

This man is so clingy it’s absolutely suffocating, but hey, he DID let you live, so…

He will kiss every inch of you, his tongue flattening against your breasts

He only sees the underwear in front of him, with your otherwise unclothed state, as a sort of task

This is the kind of relationship you’ll need one of those underwear indicators: red meaning to go ahead, blue or otherwise meaning to hold back for the night

Can’t promise he’ll follow through though, we should remember who we’re dealing with

He’s incredibly desperate, starved, and loves you more than any other thing in this universe

He’s just GOT to have you, any time, any place

Hush “The Man”

Makes fun of your height at first

Mildly insecure about the fact that you’re taller than him at first, but gets over it fast once he sees the many advantages

AKA: tits in the face

He’s kind of a freak, sorry

He loves watching you and how you move, the way your hips sway when you walk

Not as much as he loves watching you sleep half-naked

His eyes trace over your body, highlighted by the moonlight filtering through the window

He’s outside the window, as per usual

Staring at you, pushing the window open oh so quietly

He crawls forward towards your sleeping state, sliding into bed

His hands immediately spread over your skin as his presses against you

His nose is pressed against your hair, and he wraps his arms around you tightly, giving you a BIIIIIIIG sniff

What a freak

He relaxes once the scent of you fills his senses, and he can finally start to find some sleep with your skin pressed against his

Sure, he loves to look at your nearly-naked body, but he loves the warm feeling of you pressed against him even more, as it lulls him into the only sense of safety he has

Kurt Kunkle

He is pure simp for you

He will get on his knees and worship you if you ask

Kurt is consistently confused as to why you’re in a relationship with him, being a tall goddess such as yourself

He’s such a nerd, such a loser, why would you be with someone lame like him?

Kurt can’t escape the massive ego boost you give him by even being in his life

The first time he sees how you sleeps, he basically loses all functioning skills for a few minutes

You are so gorgeous in every state, but in a peaceful, exposed state like that? Kurt is crawling towards you on his hands and knees.

He just can’t help it, with you so open to him in your sleeping state

He’s basically shaking the whole time, so you wake up the moment he gets onto the bed, the damn chihuahua 

You’re happy for it though, and the bright smile on blushy face as you make eye contact is all the go ahead he needs to bury his face right in your chest

He’s getting a bit too excited though, with all that skin exposed, so he’ll start rutting against you without even noticing it

Guess you’ll have to take care of that! Or you can shove him in the corner to do it himself, but he’ll be whiny the whole next morning.

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smut-fluff-angst [MDNI]

Never did this before - virgin Eddie x virgin reader after weeks of flirting and crushing on each other, you finally pop a serious question into your bestfriend Eddie’s head, and he has a hard time providing you with an honest answer

How he fucks - experienced Eddie x perv reader

Subconsciously you’ve always been unaware of how obliviously perverted you are, and Eddie finally takes matters into his own hands

King Steve doesn’t exist - (steddie)

Steve Harringtons deepest secret gets revealed, but will the freak accept him? Will he runaway from him like everyone else? Does size really matter?

The band-aid to my wounds - Older!Eddie Munson x reader x Steve Harrington x Kurt Kunkle x reader

After stumbling into an old barn after being stranded by your freshly new ex boyfriend, you wake up strangely in a room..that isn't yours..

Headcanons/ blurbs

Ghost!Eddie

Eddie gets off watching you lick a lollipop

UPS!Driver Eddie

Eddie admiring ftm bf Steve

Physical therapist Eddie

(Joe Quinn headshot)

(Naughty Poetry for Joe)

GOth eddie moodboard

(Joes an ass man)

You’re a creep for Eddie too

Biker Eddie admiring his stripper gf

Forced to watch jealous Eddie jerk off

Eddie loves a fat 🐱

Toxic fuck boy Eddie

Virgin you needs Eddie NOW

Obsessed with Eddie’s BALLS

Struggling to get wet (steddie)

Mean Eddie still being nice with your TMJ

Pissing off dom/ switch Eddie

Eddie watching his black gf dance

Eddie loves Doja Cat

Eddie fucking you to Enter Sandman

Eddie watching his gf get off in her wheelchair

Eddie’s soft fem black gf

Gangster Eddie / pt 2

Eddie steals you in the night

Hippie Eddie moodboard

You and Eddie are big pervs

Eddie talking himself towards an orgasm

Eddie licking your cum

Gross virgin loser Eddie does porn pt 2 gross Eddie

(Steddie) helping chronically ill reader feel better

Older Eddie cumming struggles

Older Eddie loves all your holes

Hot and bothered by their black gf (steddie)

Street dancer Eddie

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[edsforehead]

February ‘23 Fic Rec List

Fic rec list for Eddie Munson, JQ’s other roles, and potentially some other ST/misc characters.

🔥smut 🗡angst ☁️fluff 🕷️dark MULTI-PART FICS The edge 🗡 (Part 1 | Part 2) by @latenightsimping Take it good (Rockstar!Eddie x Bartender!Reader) (Part 1) @myosotisa Baby, baby (Trucker!Eddie x Waitress!Reader) ☁️🔥🗡 (Part 2) @hellfirehottie420 Bets, deals and favors(excon!linecook!Eddie x roomate!reader) 🔥🗡 (Part 1) by @pinkrelish There’s a place for me 🗡 (Part 1) by @loveshotzz ONE SHOTS Caught me slippin’ (Escort!Eddie) 🔥 by @uglypastels As long as you need (Bestfriend!Eddie) 🔥 by @lilacletter All mine (older!Eddie) 🔥 by @hard-candy-writing Construction worker!Eddie x reader 🔥 by @eddiemunsons-missingnipple​ Dance Macabre (vampire!Eddie) 🕷️🔥 by @kasbite​ Scream my name (ghostface!Eddie) 🕷️🔥 by @userquinn​ Love like blood (vampire!Eddie) 🕷️🔥🗡 By @punk-in-docs​ You’re soaked, let me get you a towel 🕷️🔥 by @sweetpeapod​ BLURBS Mean!dom!Eddie 🔥 by @ceriseheaven Eddie can’t sleep and comes over 🗡☁️ by @uglypastels Perv!Eddie x bestfriend!reader and thighfucking 🔥 by @newlips Janitor!Eddie realizing he’s in love ☁️ by @funsonmunson-again JanitorEddie x pregnant!teacher!Reader ☁️ by @funsonmunson-again Eddie + restaurant + chopsticks ☁️ by @munson-blurbs Eddie + Hospital + Morphine button ☁️ by @munson-blurbs Eddie + Detention + Diary  ☁️ by @munson-blurbs Bouncer!Eddie being a taste tester for Bartender!reader 🔥 by @funsonmunson-again Bully!Eddie choking you 🔥 by @usedtobecooler Dark!Possessive!Eddie thots 🔥🕷️  (part 1 | part 2 | part 3) via @ceriseheaven Janitor!Eddie x reader!teacher ☁️ by @funsonmunson Bully!Eddie finding out a boy flirted with you 🕷️ by @prettybabybaby Bully!Eddie x tutor!Reader 🕷️🔥 by @prettybabybaby Bully!Eddie x cheerleader!reader 🕷️🔥 by @prettybabybaby You and bouncer!Eddie fucking in the walk-in 🔥 by @funsonmunson Caught in 2k (Best friend!Eddie) ☁️ by @myosotisa Eddie woofing at you after you call him a horndog ☁️ by @roanniom Bouncer!Eddie by @funsonmunson​ Eddie sneaking into your room 🔥 by @sweetpeapod​

MISC Fate or design...? (enjolras x reader arraigned marriage) (Part 1 | Part 2) ☁️🔥 by @ceriseheaven Chop chop slide (kurt kunkle) 🔥🕷️ by @usedtobecooler Persistent (Dark!Joel miller) 🔥🕷️ by @mypoisonedvine Dad!steve x babysitter!reader 🔥 by @mypoisonedvine​

[ddejavvu]

Kurt fucking you in the back of his spree my beloved <3

Always sets a towel down for you because if he’s gonna cum inside you, and eat you out till you squirt, the least he can do is make sure it’s sanitary for his passengers. Kurt will lick most of the mess up. Just at least him him record you licking the mess he can’t reach off of his face. Your mess, while he’s red and panting and his tongue is fuzzy out of his mouth. (He may even have a million recordings from his dash cam, of him and you fucking in every available position in that Prius)

holy shit.

this post is 18+, minors dni.

"Look at this," Kurt breathes, chest heaving with deep breaths as an after-effect of his orgasm, "You're- god, you're full. You're leaking."

"Kurt," You whimper, hips squirming in sensitivity as your cunt remembers the feeling of Kurt's hard cock dragging against its insides, "Please, just do something!"

"I will," He croons, angling his camera closer towards your dripping pussy, spreading his free hand over your stomach, "I will, babe, just- wow."

You're sure your cunt is a sight, sticky and dripping with obscene amounts of Kurt's cum. He cums hard, he cums fast, and he cums a lot. You're almost worried he'll wait to eat it out of you until he's regained a proper breathing pattern, but you know he'd rather suffocate in your pussy than hold himself back from it.

"Here," He sets the camera on the center console, turning it to face him as he hikes your thighs up over his shoulders, "Sorry, babe, I just- I had to get a good shot."

"Mhm," You nod, watching him with desperate eyes as he adjusts your positioning, teeth digging into your lip, "Quick, Kurt, please!"

"On it," He mumbles, nose bumping your clit as he dives in. His tongue presses flat to your slit, collecting the smears of his own cum that had oozed out from between your lips. It puts pressure against your slit that only makes you ache more for penetration, reigniting a slowly dying fire from after he'd pulled out.

"Oh my- god!" You gasp, hips jerking upwards into his face and thighs squeezing his head. His tongue prods sharply in through your slit, a gush of his cum mixed with your slick pouring onto his tongue. He nearly chokes on it, teeth scraping your clit and jolting it with a zing of electricity where his face had been unceremoniously smashed into your cunt.

He whimpers against your warm, wet cunt, the sound reverberating around your insides in a vibration that shakes you to your core. You're shamelessly squeezing his head with your thighs now, and you're not sure he can breathe, but you are sure he doesn't care whether he can or not. He's happy, and he'll want 'died eating pussy' on his tombstone.

Needy, rampant moans flow from your throat with all the grace of a man on fire, but that's exactly how you feel, Kurt's tongue dragging a trail of heat from just below your ass to the hood of your clit. You're not sure if it's the leftover high from when he'd cum, the sound of his release squelching inside of you as he tongues it, or the way that he whines into your pussy, but maybe it's a combination of all three that makes you squirt.

The feeling of your cum splattering his face doesn't deter Kurt, it might even make him more eager. He cleans you up until your legs tremble, and tears threaten to spill from your eyes.

"Kurt," You beg, tugging on his hair, "Please, please too- too much!'

"I'm not done," He begs, tongue sweeping a glob of cum off of your inner thigh, "Please, just- just a little more!"

"I can't-!" You cry out when he dips his tongue back between your folds one last time, lapping up the last smear of cum from inside of you and leaving you a sticky, drooly mess.

"Sit up," He urges you, slipping his hands behind your back and making sure you're in the camera's line of sight, "And- and clean me up, babe."

He takes your chin in his hands, tilting it so that you're slack-jawed and panting only inches from his face. When you arch upwards and drag your tongue along his cum-stained chin he moans, a similarly sticky tongue on display as his jaw drops.

You lick him clean with a series of sloppy, open-mouthed kisses that eventually land on his tongue, gathering the sheen of slick that lays on its surface and smearing it between your own tongue and his.

He lets it transition into a sloppy kiss, all drool and tongue and teeth until your lips are bitten raw and spit seeps down your lips.

It's only when you break away to slump your forehead onto his face and breathe that he remembers the camera, reaching for it and showcasing the shine of your spit on his chin.

"Love you," He murmurs, positioning the camera in his lap so that it gets a shot of your sweat-beaded, fucked-out face.

You nod, lips stinging and slick with drool, eyes drooping shut as you breathe, "Love you too, Kurt."

[ssweetleaf]

dry humping kurt kunkle in his silly spree car until he cums in his pants though? pathetic little maniac 🙂‍↕️

SMUT 18+ below

˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

The steering wheel dug into the skin of your back, your knees uncomfy when they shifted either side of his hips, though the pretty sounds that escaped Kurt’s throat had you moving even faster.

“O-oh,” he sighed, lashes fluttering, barely able to keep his eyelids open and he kept his hands to himself, not knowing what to do with them or where to put them, until you enveloped his wrists, placing his palms firmly on the fat of your hips.

“That feel good, baby?” You cooed, sickly sweet, your lips mocking his pout before pressing a smacky kiss to his mouth— a short one, one that had him trailing and following your lips, a sticky, glossy stain sparkling on his lips, courtesy of your cherry gloss.

“Feels— yeah, feels good,” he whined, nuzzling into the crook of your neck and inhaling the sweet scent of your perfume that was pressed to your skin. “You’re so bea— you’re so pretty.”

You hummed appreciatively, carding your fingers through his greasy hair, tugging a little at the strands, his cock throbbing against the confines of his sweatpants, impossibly hard from the mere feeling of your covered pussy.

You pulled his head back with your leverage at the roots of his hair, meanly shaking his head back and forth, his neck craning uncomfortably, causing him to whine and pout.

“Come on, look at the cameras, pretty boy,” you grinned, watching while he looked into a camera lens closest to him, a thick, strawberry blush coating his cheeks and neck. “gotta show your fans how pathetic you get, huh?”

He nodded, a short ‘yes, mama,’ was uttered from his lips and your cunt clenched, arousal slick and dripping under your skirt all because of one pathetic, greasy boy.

“Good boy,” you grinned, pressing another fat kiss to his skin, his cheek this time, before stroking it with your palm, letting him lean into your warm touch— such a sweet moment, as if his cock wasn’t sliding between your covered pussy lips at the exact moment.

A surge of warmth bloomed between your thighs, though you were sure it wasn’t your arousal— his high moans and whines sounded throughout his car, chest heaving and eyes rolling to the back of his skull. He was cumming. Hard. Right in his silly little spree car, saturating the fabric of his sweatpants and leaving them messy and darkened.

“M’sorry, mama,” he sobbed, “didn’t mean— wasn’t supposed to cum so soon.”

Pathetic boy. :(((

[collectivecloseness]

(Sorry it wouldn’t let me switch to private posting once it was out there within a good time so ended up deleting the ask, but here it is)

(Cw: perv!Kurt, 18+)

Kurt Kunkle x reader

“Y-Yeah? You like that?”

Kurt ducked his chin into his neck, being able to further smell your hoodie, the lingering scent of you on it.

Kurt wasn’t even talking to anyone, or anything in particular. His crotch, covered by a thin layer of your red panties, the ones Kurt purposely picked from your dirty laundry basket, dark and leaking at the front where Kurt’s hard cock was straining against them. Throbbing as he slowly leaked pre, humping his own mattress, and pretending he was fucking you into it. His best friend, who he wanted to be boyfriend to so fucking badly.

“You want me?” He asked, whimpering out a moan as his hand fisted his pillow tight, falling against his bed now, his chest resting there, and slapping his hips down onto it. Thank God no one else was home, because even if Kurt’s top half had gotten lazy, he was still rutting his hips into you- into his bed, at full force. Kurt would give himself to you if you asked. You wouldn’t even have to plead.

“God. Ff- fucking love you y/n.” Maybe a part of Kurt hoped you’d come in. See how dedicated he was. How much he truly liked you. Maybe you’d think he was pathetic, and help him out. He’d take it. He’d take you. In any form he could.

Kurt sighed out whines, his knuckles strained, veins more obvious, almost like he was punching his pillows as he shifted his hips, so he could get a better look at your panties. And his cock in them. Staining them. Dirtying them forever.

Kurt was going to see how damaged they looked after. Depending hard on how many times he came into them. Kurt also always came... a lot, but he had jerked one out earlier, when he held your panties, only dirty from your wear, to his face while doing so. Surrounding himself in your smell, in your warm, soft clothes. Kurt just needed what he could grab at, you were addicting to him.

But Kurt hoped they didn’t look too dirty, only for the reason he didn’t really want to wash them before giving them back. On the other hand. Kurt could use them until he’d nearly fucked a hole through the middle. Until the underwear was only white, with speckles of red. And then he could wash them and return them. Hopefully he’ll have made more progress with you by then. Or, since that process would only take probably about three nights, including this one, Kurt could just steal another pair as a replacement for the ones he was returning as well.

Kurt took a sharp intake of breath, whine wobbling in his throat as he fucked harder, able to see the spot where the clear outline of the head of his cock was, dampening the more Kurt rut himself into his sheets. His cock, hard and picturesque in your own underwear. Right where it should be. “Ah, ahh!” Kurt sighed, his other hand gripping onto the chest of your hoodie, and bringing it back up to his nose, the soft material against his lips and chin, sensitive there. “Fuck, gonna make me cum again already.” Kurt giggled, maybe a bit of drool leaking onto your hoodie.

Kurt was throbbing so hard, it was unbelievable. And he was starting to sweat on his back but he didn’t care, as long as your hoodie smelled just like you. You’d worn it all day when hanging out with him after all. Kurt brushed up shakily between some strewn blankets, and he had to pause for a second, arms trembling, before going back to slowly humping, small forward movement thrusts that got bigger, if not staying the same pace, and Kurt knew his bed was squeaking throughout the entire place. “Shit. Wonder what you’d do if you saw me.” Kurt spoke differently this time, a smile on his face as he pictured it, imagining you perfectly, your own face. The one that was in Kurt’s thoughts every time he came for the past solid month.

He perfectly got the image of your face in his head, the exact expression he’d hope you’d wear if you walked in on him right now.

Kurt yelled out, falling into his bed, as hot cum started spurting from his cock. Lying face down on his mattress, Kurt kept lazily rutting his hips, riding his whole, long, orgasm out, with his groin just grinding into the bed, as he cried out into his pillow, feeling his thighs, and his stomach, and your panties, become so hot, and wet, because Kurt was cumming everywhere, all over himself and his bed, and your stolen underwear.

After what felt like an hour, Kurt finally stopped cumming. He spluttered unceremoniously onto his pillow, hot shaky breaths leaving him as he stayed flat, not unused to lying down in a puddle of his own cum, after a more tiring session. Even though Kurt did get tired easily, he was ever horny. And the amount of cum he stored must’ve been godly, because Kurt could keep going forever. His stamina increased the second he began his little crush on you, too. Kurt only hoped he could make you feel this good, as soon as you did want him in that way. Well- maybe you already did, but Kurt just needed you to make a move first. He was shy!

Kurt took a few moments, lips smacking as he gently rut twice more on the bed. Feeling like purring as he relished in the feeling of soothing his aftershocks. Imagining this is what his cock would feel like, rubbing against your panties he’d made wet with your own juices, before fucking you again, just as you asked.

When Kurt looked up, a small trail of drool snapped from his white fluffy pillow, and his lips. And as Kurt’s lazy eyes focused, he knew the next thing to do was putting those panties onto his pillow and using that next.

Just until he could get a taste of the real you.

[melodymunson]

About me & Stranger Things & Joe Keery characters masterlist

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All fics contain NSFW. 18+ only. All fics are oneshots except for the rockstar Eddie x fem!reader series & cheerleader fem!reader x Eddie. Only writing reader (Y/N) x character and character x character now. Open for requests. I write for Eddie, Steve, Robin, and other Joe Keery characters.

Blurbs:

Walter Keys Mckey x fem reader

Robin Buckley x fem reader x Eddie oneshot

Steddie x fem reader blurb 

Baron Lamram x fem!reader

Eddie x fem!reader x fem!groupie

Stobin blurb

Tom Grant Makeup x fem reader blurb

tumblr fics

newest fic- Chrissy Cunningham x fem reader x Steve Harrington halloween oneshot

older rockstar Steddie x fem reader head canons

older Billy Hargrove x younger fem!reader with fem!burlesque dancer OC 

Adult star Steve Harrington x fem reader x oc oneshot

Steddie x fem reader x oc oneshot

chapter 1 of older rockstar Eddie x younger fem reader series (full series 21 chapters on ao3)

Goth cheerleader fem!reader x Eddie Munson chapter 1 of 2

Goth cheerleader fem!reader x Eddie part 2 of 2

Fem reader x Steddie Halloween

Gator Tillman x fem reader Fargo head canons 

Kurt Kunkle x fem reader oneshot

Steddie x fem!reader oneshot need u tonight

Platonic Stobin x fem reader oneshot

Eddie Munson x fem!reader x Chrissy Cunningham oneshot

Eddie Munson x Reader x Corroded Coffin groupie

Steddie x fem reader flesh for fantasy

Steddie x fem reader valentines head canons

Rockstar Eddie Munson x fem reader head canons

Other works and ao3 versions of fics

Steddie x reader blurb

Steddie x fem reader x oc oneshot

Baron Lamram x fem!reader

Tom Grant x fem reader blurb

Rockstar Eddie x groupie x reader ao3

flesh for fantasy Steddie x fem reader ao3

Steddie valentines ao3

Rockstar Eddie head canons ao3

Steve Harrington x fem reader x Eddie Munson need you tonight

Steve and Eddie are your roommates. They hear you one night talking in your sleep and saying/moaning their names. They come to see if you are alright and find you touching yourself.

Gator Tillman x fem reader head canons I belong to you

Just head canons for Gator x fem reader and their life together

Kurt Kunkle x fem reader rock you like a hurricane oneshot

As Kurt's #1 fan, you go out of your way to meet him and drive Spree with him. You go on to commit violent acts together and depravity. You show virgin Kurt the time of his life and he has all of his sexual firsts with you.

Steve x Eddie x reader Christmas

Steve Harrington, Eddie and you spend an amazing night at Steves's place after a Christmas party and make it an early Christmas to remember forever.

Cheerleader reader x Eddie Munson

3-part series slow burn strangers-friends-lovers. You were dating the hottest jock in school until one day you meet Eddie and your life changed forever.

Eddie Munson x Chrissy Cunningham x fem!reader love my apocalyptic

You were former friends with Chrissy Cunningham. One day she showed up to visit the trailer park to buy some Ketamine from your boyfriend Eddie who you live with. What started as a rocky evening led to a night the 3 of you could ever forget.

Platonic Steve Harrington x Robin Buckley & fem!reader

The reader works with Steve and Robin in the Family Video and already has an established relationship with Steve. When Robin finds out she likes girls and that they have unrequited feelings for each other, they plan a date night at Steve and readers' condo.

Older rockstar Eddie Munson x younger fem!reader (series completed 21 chapters).

Series summary: Corroded Coffin have a reunion tour with none other than doom/gothic metal legends Type O' Negative. Reader recently finished college with a bachelor's degree in the music business. After being interviewed by none other than Eddie Munson himself, you get the job as their touring band manager. What starts as a business relationship grows into friendship and eventually an epic romance. Steve Harrington is CC's bodyguard. Eventual Steddie x fem! reader. Multi-series. Eventual smut.

Older Billy Hargrove x fem reader x oc burlesque dancer oneshot

Going to a burlesque show with your boyfriend Billy leads to you meeting one of the dancers and having the best night of your life.

Adult star Steve Harrington x fem reader x fem oc

You and your college roommate and friend need to make ends meet and decide to start working for a phone sex hotline. Steve is your client and you eventually make adult films together

Older Steddie rockstar x younger peep show reader headcanons

Headcanons rockstar older Steddie x younger goth/punk reader. Reader is close to mid-20s and Steve/Eddie is middle-aged in their young 40s. Includes how reader met them through first being a peep show performer.

Chrissy x Steve x reader halloween oneshot

After Chrissy and Jason have a big fight and break up at his Halloween party Steve and the reader make her forget by giving her the best sex of her life.

Pics/selfies/Stranger things related:

Selfies 1

Eddie merch

More recent selfies

More me

More Eddie merch

My Steve twin/Steve lover and besties: @corneliuswatkins 😊 @keeryatmosphere

My fellow AHS & Michael Langdon lover Miss Dani: @americanhorrorstcry

The Steve to my Robin @koskeepsake😎

One of my besties @londonfog-chan

Chrissy/My Eddie twin and fellow Billy Lover: @chrissymjstan 😊

Some of my other lovely moots:

@headovaheelsinlove @eddiemunsonfuxks @aleisashortcake @londonfog-chan @edsbug @haceleyes @lovelythoughtfulcupcake @ofhawkinsandvecna @stevesxyellowxsweater @mrprettywhenhecries @unholy-church01 @rowanswriting @steveslittlesunflower @emsgoodthinkin @babygorewhore @inourtownofhawkins @haceleyes @ali-r3n @jadeylovesmarvelxo @somethingvicked @tea-party-at-wonderland

An awesome Eddie fan blog @lovemesomeeddiemunson

My Munson Twins @the-munson-twins

[wroteclassicaly]

Below, you will find my complete Joe Keery Characters masterlist! It includes prompts, drabbles, series, one-shots, concepts, headcanons, and MORE! The character of Steve Harrington (as well as the ships I ship him in/write for) will have an individual masterlist, the rest will be listed below, and as they are written!

Note: Gator Tillman will also have an individual masterlist!

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Bumping into Baron - (Drabble/blurb) 💝

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[infinite-orangepeel]

joe keery serving old hollywood glamor and i’m here for it

[mochiroreo]

I am already starting to write the Halloween blurbs but who do you want me to focus on writing these with?

P.s. the blurbs focuses on the reader more (you’ll see okay) and it ranges from dark to fluff to angst to cater all you cute gremlins (｡^•ㅅ•^｡)