#kuroken headcanons

[raisunomii]

Bokuto kuroo and tsukishima live by the phrase “happy wife happy life” which is why their relationships r fully functioning. Oikawa kageyama and suga live by the phrase “fuck you im right” which is why their relationships fall apart every 3 days.

[kings-highway]

some safe-for-work headcanons regarding how they might of gone about having sex for the first time for some of my favouritr haikyuu ships:

daisuga: look you know these bitches had it scheduled. not like a meticulous planned thing, but it was definitely something they knew was going to happen in advance. Like they talked about it, agreed they both wanted it, and then 3 weeks later Suga's parents go away for the weekend and they know like a solid week in advance that their "hang out" on Saturday evening is basically exclusively so they can have sex. They're very prepared. This also probably makes that week of training super annoying for the team bc they cant figure out why their captains are being SO overly giggly like you are seventeen/eighteen year old men wtf is going on.

iwaoi: i've always thought they were probably way more nervous than any of their friends assumed and definitely did not have sex as early as people thought. like mattsun and makki both constantly tease them in a way that insinuates they're actively having sex but they probably didnt actually do it until like... the last few months of high school. They were both just nervous! Iwa was very afraid of rushing things and doing it "wrong," and Oikawa wasnt even sure what doing it "right" would be so they had like 6 false-starts before they actually managed it.

ushiten: dorm living is not condusive to intimacy so when for the first time in like 8 months since they started dating that they have a confirmed evening with a locked dorm alone they end up making out for just a crazy amount of time. Tendou is too nervous to actually move anything forward because he's too anxious over the possibility of rejection but he keeps making these weird half-insinuations like "haha I cant believe nobody's going to be back for another four hours... we could do anything and get away with it... isnt that so funny... like nobody would know if we were making out or having sex or just reading a book... haha... isnt that crazy... me and you..." and he's all weird and twitchy about it until Ushijima tells him he doesn't think the idea of them having sex is crazy at all and then it is on immediately.

kuroken: highkey, kuroo probably lays out like a whole romantic, corny ass evening with candles and rose petals and is prepared to have a whole long conversation about being "ready" and Kenma just sort of rolls his eyes and is like "have you finished talking? this is Too Much. I need you to understand this is Too Much. Oh my god I love you but WOW." (it works anyway and Kenma is sufficient wooed).

tsukkiyama: this one might be a little out there but I genuinely think they're the most likely to have it happen by accident, or in a spontaneous moment of opportunity. Like they both intend to just take advantage of the empty house with only a bit of making out and then suddenly they're losing their clothes and it's like "we'll have a conversation about it tomorrow, im sure."

kagehina: okay this one is more stupid but I imagine after they've been dating a while Hinata is like "you know what, im ready to take the next step" but Kageyama cannot read ppl so Hinata's somewhat obvious attempts at seduction go entirely over his head, and Hinata is getting increasingly frustrated and dramatic and trying really really hard to get Kageyama to realize what he wants and it ends up causing a fight between them because Kageyama thinks Hinata is being weird and Hinata thinks Kageyama is being intentionally distant and eventually Kageyama blows up and is like "Oh my god if you want to break up or something just say so!!!" and Hinata is like "Oh my GOD I dont want to break up with you I want to have sex with you!!!" and of course that shuts everyone up and unfortunately Yachi is probably also there and wants to die.

[weathertheraine]

In honour of Kenma The Movie here are some text posts ive had saved in my kenma tag for ever and ever (and i even coloured them)

[artisticxlly]

Fuck it, Haikyu!! characters and their unusual skills hcs

Ushijima is very good with distinguishing tastes. Like he can tell you if a drink is or isn't diet (combine this with diabetic tendou?? for the ultimately sweet (pun intended) moment of him telling the waitress that his boyfriends drink isn't diet and that he'd like another, please) also this makes him a very good candidate for developing chocolate recipes

Kuroo and Kenma learned some simple sign language to communicate without words (comes in handy when Kenma gets overwhelmed at a party, for example). Sometimes, they use it early in the mornings because neither of them are early birds and get grumpy without caffeine.

Kageyama has a very sensitive sense of smell. He will outright tell Hinata if he changed his shampoo because he can smell it (and because most of the time doesn't like it).

The Miya twins are actually really decent singers if you get some alcohol into them. They are also really good at whistling (it annoys the hell out of their partners sometimes).

Sakusa can mimic people really well (he's perceptive and picks up on their habits and speech patterns really quickly) and his impression of Atsumu has made for quite a few scenarios where their team cannot stop laughing because of how good it is.

Kita can sleep practically anywhere if he's exhausted, he just chooses not to for his own dignity (until he moves in with Aran anyways, who finds him asleep spread out on the floor multiple times).

Suna has a very dextrous tongue, i.e., he can tie a cherry stem in his mouth (do with that information what you want, honestly)

Hirugami can mimic certain animal sounds really well and sometimes does so almost out of reflex (maybe a verbal stim?) when he treats animals at his job (i.e. he'll "mreow" right back at a cat).

Akaashi can wiggle his ears and nose and does it sometimes when he's bored.

Bokuto can walk on his hands when he does a handstand (I mean, overall, I think that he could be very good at gymnastics)

[suplicyy]

Hellooo!! This is the anon from the Kenma and Noya req lmao. I have another request :3

Feel free to decline this req but could you please write some hcs about how it would feel to cuddle with both Kenma AND Kuro at the same time..Like reader is either dating one of them, both or maybe its all just platonic and then they just cuddle and hhh mimimi

Cuddle Sandwich

Kenma x Gn!Reader x Kuroo

— Summary: How you and your boyfriends like to cuddle.

— Fluff

— Gn!Reader

— Poly!Relationship

The three of you were childhood friends, and since today you are very close and even went to the same school! And when they joined the volleyball club, you signed up to be the club manager, as a way to stay close to them, since you had a little crush on the two of them.

But little did you know that they also hid a small crush on you, and on each other as well. And on the day of discovery, the three of you agreed to be in a relationship.

Few people know about your relationship, so you don't usually show much affection in public. But when you hug in public, many people think it's because the three of you are childhood friends.

But make no mistake, you are extremely affectionate when it's just the three of you.

Kenma is usually the main target of your hugs, because he is shyer, his reactions are always the cutest!

One time you and Kuroo got together to give Kenma a big surprise hug while he was playing a game, and it ended up that the three of you accidentally fell to the ground with the impact (and even then you continued lying on the ground because the position you were hugging him was too comfortable)

The three of you love to cuddle when it's cold, because that means you'd probably have a movie marathon night at your house! There are always several favorite snacks for everyone and several blankets and pillows to make it even more cozy.

And when you're watching the movie, you almost always make a sort of cuddle sandwich in your bed, with you and Kuroo hugging Kenma who is between you two. He always says that you and Kuroo are too clingy with him, but don't let that fool you, he really likes it and even sleeps because he is so comfortable in your arms.

But don't expect it to always be as calm and silent as in those moments, because from time to time hugging can also be quite chaotic.

Kuroo has a habit of fidgeting and changing positions while hugging one of you all the time, so in case you made your bed, I'm sorry but it's going to be all messed up the second he sits on it. While hugging you and Kenma, he also would babbling about some curiosity he saw on the Internet or talking about some gossip he heard in class.

And just as they love hugging you, you love hugging them too!

Kenma's favorite type of hug is when he's playing something on his console and you're cuddled up next to him, with your head resting on his shoulder.

Kuroo's favorite type of hug is when you give him surprise hugs. Silently approach him and give him a big hug from behind and this boy will immediately hug you back.

Kenma loves to hug you when you're lying down, so he can sleep while being comfortable next to you.

Kuroo likes to give you really tight hugs, which most of the time he does to provoke you on purpose. He would crush you and hold you so you wouldn't leave, and he would only let you leave if it was something urgent (only if meteors were falling on Earth).

You guys love to cuddle each other, the feeling of comfort it gives each of you when you are with each other is irreplaceable.

A/N — Two posts in one day yayyy!! As I'm going to be less active this week I thought I'd post this one today too!

Also, this is my first time writing about a poly!relationship, so please tell me if I did something wrong or made someone uncomfortable😥

[miyasstan]

Sakusa (I absolutely loathe people) kiyoomi starts calling atsumu "love" once he's comfortable and miya (flirting was invented by me) atsumu turns into tomato every single time 😭😭

PS: Shy tsumu actually screamed for 2 hours on a call with samu when it happened for the first time and blunt Omi who just shrugged at Motoya because yes love is atsumu and atsumu is his love (I love them)

Okay I should get some sleep now sigh sksk

[hitoshi-yuuto]

I came across the post of someone who said that they liked the kagehina but as a background couple with no problems, and this post opened my eyes on myself.

because it's going to be I think 5 or 6 years that I've been watching haikyuu, and kagehina and is one of my favorite couples but in all the AUs I've done their always in the background or when they are the main couple, they don't have a problem.

Well 95 percent of the time

And my main and personal headcanon of the Kagehina is that they starts dating at the end of their first year, goes abroad to get married when they turn 18, lives a long distance relationship, meets up after Brazil and starts living together.

And that's it.

That's why in 90 percent of my AUs, they're their friends' relationship therapists.

Ushijima : Kageyama Do you have any advice for me to make long-distance relationships work?

Atsumu : Shouyo!!! Omi doesn't want to take me seriously when I tell him I love him, what do I do?!

Daichi : Kageyama, how you and Hinata had managed to start living together without any problem? I heard that all the couples argued when they move together.

Kenma : Eurgh Kuroo annoys me so much these days, he comes sticking to me all the time, can't he understand that I want to be alone?

And their advice is just super basic /Obvious, but still works

Kageyama : Often send message even if it's a stupid photo, poses hours for daily call, and trust?

Hinata : Have you tried to have a heart-to-heart conversation with him?

Kageyama : We share all the tasks of the house, and when something bothers us we talk about it?

Hinata : Did you tell him that you want to be alone?

None of the people who know them in high school can believe that they are the ones who have the best relationship, and that they are the ones who are asked for advice.

Especially tsukishima (He asks them for advice too)

Bonus

Another of my headcanon is that they are among the first to buy a house, because their friends are always in their houses. So, when they buy a big house, everyone participates a little bit in the purchase because they are at theirs home half of the time.

So there you have it, thank you for listening/reading to me ranting about Kagehina/Shobio

Sorry for the mistakes, English is not my first language😭

[fym-daichi-dies]

RIP kuroken you guys would’ve found mutual ground in watching Kubz Scouts together

RIP MSBY you guys would’ve loved “ohio skibidi rizz” and annoying sakusa with it

RIP the miyans you guys would’ve loved teaming on murder mystery two and princess tycoon in roblox

RIP kageyama you would’ve been jumped during covid for openly walking around with three boxes of toilet paper

RIP nishinoya you would’ve been ‘busy’ looksmaxxing

RIP akaashi you would’ve been addicted to study asmr

RIP tsukiyama you guys would’ve loved bullying cakes on nailed it.

[altvia]

my haikyuu ship headcanons (halloween edition)

Kagehina

They fight over everything, and halloween was no exception. Kageyama wanted to go as a baseball player and a referee. Hinata wanted to go as Ariel and Prince Eric. Guess who won.

IwaOi

Iwazumi didn’t really care what they went as, he didn’t really have a ton of excitement when it came to holiday stuff. Oikawa on the other hand, was all in. He put up decorations, bought candy for trick-or-treaters, and made their costumes. They went as Ken and Barbie.

DaiSuga

Both of them are like corny parents during the holidays. They both get excited and they encourage everyone to dress up. They put up decorations and watch movies with the team, although some are more compliant than others. (looking at you, tsukki) They went as a sailor and a mermaid.

Bokuaka

Akashi really, *really* didn’t want to dress up. Bokuto did not care. Bokuto went as Lloyd from ninjago, akashi went as ‘himself in a scarf’.

KuroKen

Kenma surprisingly didn’t mind dressing up. Kuroo was thrilled when he learned this. The two have a tradition of going to spirit halloween and laughing at the dumb costumes every year. They both went as cats. (obviously)

UshiTen

Tendou really is in his element during halloween. Ushijima just does whatever makes tendou happy. The two of them sit around in their room the week before, showing each other costumes ideas. (well, tendou shows ushijima costumes. ushijima shows tendou memes from 2017 and Tendou pretends to laugh) They went as a doctor and a nurse.

requests are always open!

[probs-reading]

Before Kenma and Kuroo started dating, a girl confessed to Kuroo by giving him chocolates and a love letter during Valentines Day. Kenma was an absolute menace the rest of the day. The team didn't really know why their setter was crankier than usual and why he seemed dead set on "accidently," hitting the back of Kuroo's head during the entirety of practice. He was snappy, glared at everyone and honest to god rolled his eyes to the back of his head whenever Kuroo opened his mouth.His teammates finally realised what's up when Kuroo told them about the confession and Kenma proceeded to roast the shit out of the poor girl

[707kiriko]

These are my own headcanons! They're uploaded on my tiktok: k.s_diary

[pinkplantz]

Time skip Indonesian Kuroo 🇮🇩

[theylikeboth]

I just think that Kenma has anxiety yeah, but he also has the best friend override, in that he is 10,000% ready to square up against anyone who says shit about his best friend

And it's usually in a words are sharper than knives kinda way. Like, he observes everyone carefully all the time, so he knows exactly what to say that will haunt them

Some kid to his friend: don't you think Kuroo is really annoying lol

Kenma, immediately: that's bold, coming from a loser who spent three weeks pestering a girl who told all her friends that you disgust her

[obamousse]

Kuroo loves eating creamy soups because it was the dish his mom used to make him all the time (she was an average cook, but her specialty is cooking creamy soups). At night, when Kuroo feels hungry, she would whip up a quick soup for him - that was why he used to eat it everyday - with croutons as he liked or some bread on the side. The family would eat their shared-based rice dinner separate from Kuroo, but he is welcomed to have a bite any other dishes he likes. He still likes soup, but he lives faraway from his mom. So everytime he comes home, his mom would cook up his bowl of soup with croutons and bread on the side as a form of nostalgia.

Kuroo doesn't have the time to cook all by himself because of work, so the only soup he eats is Miso soup - because it's healthy, and easy and quick to make and eat. He refuses to eat convenience-store food and instead prepare food by himself because he places importance on health, taste, and putting effort in his meals. He is a good cook, so within short time, he could whip up some simple yet delicious home-cooked dishes.

Kenma eats along with whatever Kuroo cooks, as he likes Kuroo's cooking a lot. After Kuroo gets home, he doesn't forget to buy Kenma apple pies or Kenma's other favorite foods (which are mainly dessert) so Kenma can eat it after dinner. Kuroo used to always have fruits after every meal, and he keeps his habit of having desserts to this day. Also, Kenma is only interested in desserts tho, so Kuroo wants Kenma to have an enjoyable time with his meals too.

He either eats out or cooks at home - no takeaway food. However, Kenma likes takeaway food very much because he doesn't have to cook nor go to a restaurant to eat - he doesn't really care about quality, food is food anyway. So Kuroo and Kenma sometimes have bickering over deciding what they should eat, because their eating habits are complimentary yet quite opposite.

Kuroo's favorite food is katsu curry and stir-frys he could eat with rice.

[pepprroxy]

They match each other’s freak

[aprilidy]

Kenma: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.

Kuroo: You're too hot and I still eat you.

Kenma: *blushes*

Kuroo: *winks at him*

Yaku: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER.