#kugrash d20

[kublakola]

no one plays weird little guys with the same commitment and verve as Brian Kevin Murphy. kugrash doesn't just go to the park to find some pigeons, he raises his 'little rat arms' and summons them en masse to kingston's gorgeous, pristine apartment. riz doesn't just hide behind a car, he rolls into a ball, hides in fabian's backpack, promptly throws up out of excitement, gets lobbed across the parking lot, and then bites gorgug's shirt in half to make himself a toga, because gorgug's big and he's so small, and so covered in his own vomit. murph just gets it. shoutout krudbert. shoutout gerard prince of greenleigh.

[transformersweatpants]

The Doctor Dolittle Incident, one of the funniest fucking things in all Dimension 20 herstory.

My commissions are open!

[loadbearingbees]

made this in honor of getting top surgery today

[emiko-matsui]

good morning to boys who shot their tits off, divorced cat ladies, the hottest man in new york city, 70 year old broadway stars, the reason the bus is never on time, and large rats in the sewers

[unhauntng]

the first iteration of the dream team is so funny.

imagine youre a regular new yorker and you’re being attacked by santas or bugs or devils at an art show and things are weird but you also can’t quite tell what’s actually happening (got to love umbral arcana) ? but you’re scared out of your mind until a drunk lady punches the scary monster in the face and the guy who’s clearly a drug dealer starts blasting fire out of his hands?? maybe he’s got a lighter and some hairspray, though he’s also holding a gun? and then a very nice and serious older guy is keeping everything calm and encouraging his friends and you think everything is going to be okay, especially because this nice sweet firefighter is making sure everyone’s safe. and you think he looks like mr march from the calendar!

then a massive rat man summons some crocodiles or a pack of rats or a cockroach that is unusually juicy and then broadway legend misty moore literally insults a monster to death whilst indiscriminately flirting with her friends.

and when it’s all over they’re acting like this is business as usual. and maybe you’re confused for like three minutes until you remember this is new york — who else would save you but a broadway star, a rat, a firefighter, a drug dealer, an alcoholic and kingston brown from uptown who helped you jumpstart your car three months ago

[sn0otchie]

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

move over, star wars, this is the best parent reveal

[artofmarigold]

"Hey, what's going on, guys? Just kidding, I know what's going on, it's pretty fucking bad out there, huh?"

Finished this month’s tarot card: the world!

[seawitchkaraoke]

Murph's characters ranked by how immune to Murph rolls they are

Theo: 10/10 won't land a hit but he doesn't need to, his job is to sit there and not take any damage while literal armies are trying to kill him and to jump in front of his friends. Also knock doesn't require a roll.

Riz (junior year): 9/10 reliable talent is a game changer, the nat 1 turns into a 10, becomes a 21, no mystery this guy can't crack. Can still fail in fights which is not great when you're the only one who isn't stunned.

Kugrash 5/10 does a lot of support work, like the cockroach aura and summoning a bunch of alligator friends which doesn't need Murph to roll. Sadly he does roll for the attacks the alligators make so that takes away from it a bit

Gerard: 4/10 what do you do when you can't roll well yourself? Make Zac roll instead. Commanding strike is amazing. Other than though Murph's rolls make Gerard a pretty pathetic frog - which is of course exactly what he is.

Barry 3/10 he's a barbarian so part of his job is to absorb damage which doesn't require dice and he does a fantastic job of it. Sadly both attacking and playing at casinos however does require dice

Riz (before junior year): 1/10 he'll get there but right now? He is at the mercy of the dice and Adaine's portent rolls can't save him every time

Cody -10/10 this guy is designed to be as affected by Murph rolls as possible, Murph really said let's make a character that is just so bad at what he does. Stabs himself with his own sword, he's perfect, no notes.

[sylvansleuth]

This is bad. Santa's fucked. We're fucked.

[ech0thegeck0]

Brian Murphy has 3 types of dimension 20 characters

1 Sad Gremlin Boys-Riz, Gerard, Kugrash

2 Buff Ass Mfs- Barry, Theobald

3 Cody.

[sbiderverse]

And then I eat the bagel.

[kermit-coded]

murph characters are great because he will make a little guy who is objectively hilarious as a concept and the he and brennan will take that little guy and emotionally destroy you.

[nosnexus]

We are now OFFICIALLY COMPLETE!

Thanks everybody for the suggestions and sticking with me for so many rounds. It was tons of fun!

[emiko-matsui]

murph girl today murph girl tomorrow and murph girl forever

[yourbelgianthings]

life lessons from the unsleeping city <3

it’s never too late to start over and do better

found family is real family

it is what it could be

you’re allowed to do what makes you happy with your life and it’s okay if it takes time to find that

love is powerful

share your joy with others

lean on your friends when you need them, you’d do the same for them

your needs and desires are just as important as everyone else’s

it’s okay to be angry and express yourself, nobody can be happy and chill all the time

question tradition, try new things

be willing to learn when you get called on your shit

we deserve better than capitalism can offer

don’t let your heart harden and scorn dreams

loneliness is real and painful but usually not a reflection of how people actually feel about you

and one more time: IT IS WHAT IT COULD BE!!