#ktss

[funstyle]

treat me rightttt im still a good man's daughter... let me in if i break and be quiet....if i shatter

[zezacle]

Boots and Cats

Bilgar slithered down the ships corridor past the various quarters when he heard something interesting from one of the open doors. He recognized the output from his translator as one of the Human's languages.

"That's so cool! You know I always wanted to learn how to do that." The feminine voice of Human Lily.

"Oh, I could teach you like right now, its so unbelievably easy." The grating voice of Annoyance Rowan. Bilgar peered into the quarters to see the two Humans sitting across from each other.

"Really, you don't mind?" Lily asked.

Rowan smirked. "Yeah! I'd teach anybody who wanted to learn." Rowan turned his head and noticed Bilgar standing in the doorway. "I'd even teach Bil."

Bilgar twisted his tentacle. He hated that butchering of his designation that the Human insisted on using. More so, Bilgar hated that he had been so careless in his spying. But the annoying Human seemed willing to share knowledge outside his species. Foolish. As insufferable as the Human was, this could be a valuable opportunity.

Bilgar spoke a series of growls and gurgles unlike any other language spoke on the ship. His translator relayed his speech in a robotic voice speaking the Human language. "I would like to observe this lesson, if you would have me."

"Of course! Although, I don't know if you'll really get much out of this considering how different your vocal anatomy is." Rowan sat up in his seat. What exactly was he going to teach? Bilgar had missed the start of the interaction and so could only guess as to what this lesson was about.

Rowan smiled. "Alright. Boots and Cats."

"What?" Even the female human was confused.

"Those three words are everything you need to get started. Repeat it with me: Boots and Cats and Boots and Cats and Boots and Cats."

The other human mimicked her instructor as told. Bilgar was thoroughly confused. Surely this was a mistaken translation?

"Alright, now remove all the vowels and vocalization. Bts nnce ktss nnce bts nnce ktts." Lily again mimicked the noises with enthusiasm. "Boom! You're beat boxing." She laughed. "Now you can speed it up or slow it down. Or mix the sounds up. Here, now try 'Boo boo cats, Boo cats.' But obviously without the vocal part and then loop it."

Bilgar watched in confusion as Human lily began bouncing back and forth and made the odd sounds. "Bppt bppt ktss, bppt ktss. Bppt bppt ktss, bppt ktss."

"You hear it?" Rowan asked smiling wide.

Lily giggled and nodded. "Boots and Cats!"

"Right? It has all the sounds you need, kick, snare, hi-hat or whatever-- I don't know, I'm not a drummer." He leaned back in his chair. "Every basic beat box is some derivative of boots and cats."

Bilgar growled and the translator processed it a moment later. "Beat box? Is it some form of secret language?"

"No, its just music. You know, something to do for fun." Rowan clarified. Fun. Bilgar had learned that word referred to useless nonsense. "Wanna give it a shot?"

"No." Bilgar turned and slithered out of the quarters. He was starting to think that the Humans had no secrets of any worth to glean.

But... later that night as he lay in his own quarters, reading through station reports... Gktt gktt, kzzt. Gktt kzzt. Gktt gktt, kztt. Gktt kztt...

[eveningearlgrey]

Here's unfinished draft of the day :'D

To put it simply, it's something similar to that bar fight scene in KTSS. However, instead of watching in awe, poor innocent civilian James was absolutely terrified by how Percival handled with the thugs.

I'm not bothering translate it, so have fun ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[nicolethered]

Look if Matthew Vaughn can bring back a character we all saw take a headshot in KTSS, I can pretend that Whiskey fell next to the meat grinder.

Pedro Pascal as Jack “Agent Whiskey” Daniels in Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) with some bts gifs from the Blu-Ray special features

[limrx]

I love love love Kingsman

[elijahwoodnot]

thinking about the gay little way Eggsy Unwin says “glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth” again

[shelbv]

kingsman: the secret service (2014)

[kiwicorgii]

practice doodles of the children: eggsy and gazelle ✨

(re-upload bc I liked gazelle’s sketch so much that I decided to colored her ☺️)

[bmb-designs-art-jewelry]

This Saturday, March 27th, come out to @arrowcreativememphis and get your 🔥🔥🔥 on! We're going to be Silversmithing! You'll make three different style rings - maybe one for you, your BFF and your mom, or maybe you'll keep them all! This class is suitable for absolute beginners as we will go through all the steps of texturing, sizing, forming and soldering the metal. You will leave class with finished pieces! Not bad for a day's work :) head on over to Arrow Creative's website to get your ticket! And if this month's class doesn't fit your schedule - No Worries! We do Kitchen Table Silversmithing *every month*. Check my website for the schedule through December to see which classes are coming up next! . . . #metalsmithing #ladysmith #teachwhatyoulove #teachingartist #sharewhatyoulove #travelteacher #silversmithing #KitchenTableSilverSmithing #ktss #901artist #MadewithaBlazer #madebyhand #Howitsmadematters (at Arrow Creative) https://www.instagram.com/p/CM0CzddF4tt/?igshid=1ii94idrqdfqu

[0800-kitssu]

_Tsuki_

Estaba aburrido y decidí dibujar uno de tus Oc que me encanta,La verdad Amor es uno de tus Oc que me encantan mucho

@johanny-art

[elliemillah]

100% true

[crazyfreckledginger]

[x] § Eggsy Unwin Imagine §

Pushing Eggsy down on the seat, they both released a groan.

“Jesus, you’re so heavy Eggsy,” (Y/N) stretched.

“This chair is uncomfortable!” He announced.

“Stop being so loud,” 

“Woo, is this a plane? Let’s get the fuck outta here!” He shot his arm in the air drunkenly.

“This is not a plane it’s a normal- you know what, just try and stay calm, I’ll go get you some water if you need, try and rest,” (Y/N) shook her head.

Requests Are Open

[pemberleey]

i can't stop thinking about that in the first kingsman movie the only body contact harry and eggsy have is this little pat in the shoulder that harry gives to eggsy when he leaves the black prince, but then in the second movie, we have the casual touches and the fucking hug and all those "i missed you" and "i need you" everywhere and my heart can't take it. 😭😭

[mappplethorpe]

H A R T W I N F L I X  ― now streaming your favourite hartwin content

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[sweggsy]

A true Kingsman agent’s gotta be able to keep a straight face while reading NSFW fanfics or scrolling through memes instead of studying under their mentor’s nose 😏

[pidrila17]

hello there

that’s my favorite  ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)