#kris jenner of the fandom THAT'S ME

[welcometololaland]

Thanks for the self-rec asks! I'm feeling very...not into my own ao3 right now so INSTEAD i'm going to send the asks on and tell you five things (in no particular order) that i've been thinking about this week <3

ONE: Swimming - I NEED TO FINISH THE SWIM FIC AKA THIS AMAZING WORK BY @carlos-in-glasses. I started reading and then I went overseas and I felt like I didn't have the time to go through and scream line by line and I'm so excited to dive back in (hehe see what I did there) now that it's finished!

TWO: State parks and secret service agents - not necessarily together, but I've been lowkey dreaming of obtaining my own slightly insane-looking garden gnome and a stock tank for a while thanks to the beautiful fic created by @iboatedhere (I don't have a pool and a stock tank seems like a good option right now). Also the secret service AU snippets are life giving (recent one here).

THREE: Guaranteeing nothing - screamed (literally) my way through the first fourteen chapters of Never a Guarantee and now I need to finish it!!!! @clottedcreamfudge and her writing make me so fucking feral in the best way and this fic is no exception. I had much fear about my sanity going into this because I knew it was going to drive me wild but my crops have been watered and I eagerly await completion of the arcs.

FOUR: Mythical things (aka. a dearly beloved universe) - to be fair, I'm not sure I ever stopped thinking about Jen's masterpiece - as if you were a mythical thing - because it lives rent free in my head (genuinely one of my favourite fics ever). I'm thinking about it a lot more now that @strandnreyes has put the idea of writing a sequel in my head (snippet is here). A re read is in my sights and I'm very excited about it! If you haven't read it, you absolutely have to.

FIVE: TK and Carlos getting unprofessional - @rmd-writes and I have been playing around in this document for ages, co-writing something so silly it borders on crack and it's the most fun I've had writing fic in ages (thank you to @celeritas2997 for putting up with us lol). Everything I do by myself seems so hard right now but this feels so easy and (I think it's fair to say) it's almost done? 1 and a little bit more chapters? I'm EXCITE. You can read the most recent snippets of the fic colloquially known as "(un)profesh" here (rmd) and here (me).

ALSO to anyone who has shared a doc link with me - I promise I am also thinking very hard about those and will give them the time and attention they deserve when I get home! I never know whether people like me specifically mentioning those types of things so I'll just like...sit down but please know i'm thinking of you and sorry that I haven't been around much!

[blazetothestars]

Defending Erasermight (Part 2)

“It’s a thing about heroes not lovey dovey stuff.”

Have you ever been apart of a fandom? There are ships in every kind of media you’ll consume. People are going to ship characters because they can. Stopping every shipper would be impossible. If you don’t want to see romance stuff then ignore it. On tik tok there’s a non-interested button for people who don’t want to see whatever content had been recommended to them again. The function exists for a reason.

“I think this would be really cute I just don’t like big age gaps.”

This is one of the more popular comments on Erasermight posts. Now, let’s really think about it. Aizawa is 31 and Yagi is predicted to be in his 50s. For most people, 20 years apart seems like a lot. In reality, this shouldn’t stop you from enjoying the ship.

1. Multiple celebrities have similar age gap. Elton John and David Furnish- 15 years. Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman- 18 years. Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble- 25 years. And many more!

2. They are both consenting adults. If two adults want to get in a relationship, then why not? Ultimately it is their choice to make.

3. Yagi and Aizawa are fictional characters.

Going back to the topic of Aizawa not hating Yagi from the last post. When talking to Kurogiri/Oboro he says “And I want all the greatest heroes to live long, happy lives!” Which could be assumed that he is directly referring to All Might. At the end of the episode the bench scene occurs and solidifies this theory. “Don’t apologize for being alive,” Aizawa told Yagi.

(All quotes are directly from the MHA English dub.)

If there is anything else you’d like me to clarify in a post, I will. Shoot me an ask or comment!

[anyataylorjoys]

Barchie stans literally all hate Betty, the internalized misogyny is so real in that corner and that’s another reason I can’t stand the writers for having the audacity do this. It actually makes me feel sick that they really are going this route to feed the animals who have done nothing but villainize Betty for 4 straight seasons because she didn’t want Archie.

Why would they throw away everyone’s remaining reason to continue watching this ridiculously stupid show? For buzz through fandom drama? RAS and his minions work harder than Kris Jenner. 

[huaschengs]

Fandoms, etc DO NOT TAG me in List

Posted On: 6/29/21 Last Update: 6/12/24

List will be updated as needed......................

Anything that is white/red/yellow/orange/etc washed, race bended, ethnicity switched, culturally misrepresentated, etc.  

Creations that contain cultural appropriation  

Any problematic Youtuber [Do I need to list them all...?/ j] 

Creations that supports inc*st (yes, it def. includes adoptive siblings, & idk maybe? sworn siblings but not rbing just to be on safe side (结拜兄弟)), pedophilic, abusive ships/couples

Fanfiction

Moodboard edits

Western countries’ (esp. US) military/war films

CMBYN

The Kardashians and Jenners

Dune

Mean Girls

Aladdin (Disney’s live action + cartoon)

Addicted/上瘾 

Harry Potter and FBAWTFT 

Mulan (Disney’s live action)

Dumbo (Disney’s live action + cartoon)

Pinocchio

Peter Pan

Lady and the Tramp (cartoon)

The Aristocats

The Jungle Book

T-ARA

Star Trek

Tharntype

50 SOG

Sarah J. Maas’s works

Wonder Woman

Beloved Enemy/针锋对决

MCU’s Maximoff siblings 

Donnie Yen

Wandavision

13RW

Sia

Chris Pratt

Timothee Chalamet

Gal Gadot 

Kayne West

Star Wars

The Office

Seungri

The Raven Cycle

GOT

B99

Teen Wolf

Miley Cyrus

Pocahontas (Disney)

Friends Sitcom

Camila Cabello

Western horror movies (because I’m uncomfortable w/ them)

Chris Evans

Lin Manuel Miranda

Jeremy Renner

Feng Yu Jiu Tian

Stephenie Meyer’s works

How I Met Your Mother

Blue Bloods

Scarlett Johansson

HIStory: Stay Away From Me

HIStory2: Crossing the Line

HIStory: Obsessed 

Stranger Things

Elizabeth Olsen

Shadow and Bone

Awkwafina

Letitia Wright

Law and Order: SVU

Kesha

Chicago P.D

Lana Del Rey

Gossip Girl (Original)

Sebastian Stan

Rainbow Rowell’s works

Melanie Martinez

Wonder Woman 1984

Riverdale

The Witcher

Backstreet Rookie

Azealia Banks

Mamamoo

Johnny Depp

Creations w/ Richard Siken’s poetry

Tuck Everlasting

Pretty Little Liars

Kris Wu

Carrie Underwood

Lorde

Top Gun

Brendon Urie

Robert Downey Jr.

Nicki Minaj

Precise Shot/精准射击

Ariana Grande

Harry Styles

Hayley Atwell

Qian Feng

The Walking Dead

Ansel Elgort

Penthouse: War in Life (All seasons)

Leia from Blackswan

Leigh-Allyn Baker

Mark Wahlberg

Delia Owens

Jung Joon Young

Ohm Pawat

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

MCU’s America Chavez

Where The Crawdads Sing

James Patterson’s works

Rebecca Mix’s works

Tina Fey

Misha Collins

Li Yifeng

Purple Hearts

Avatar: The Way Of Water

Gwen Stefani

皇��/The Imperial Uncle by 大风刮过

Eric Nam

Noah Schnapp

The 100

Taika Waititi

Hyuna

Charlie Puth

[killedbyvoldemort]

merlin!

SEND ME A FANDOM AND I’LL TELL YOU:  ALWAYS  ACCEPTING

character I first fell in love with  :  baby  merlin’s  instinct  to  just  roast  arthur  is  not  only  iconic  but  a  reason  to  pop  the  will  you  marry  me  question. 

character I never expected to love as much as I do now:  morgana.  the  world  has  done  her  wrong  &  she  will  get  everything  she  deserves.  i’m  sorry  but  the  finale  never  happened.  

character everyone loves but I don’t  :  arthur  ?  imagine  you  were  born  &  given  a  powerful  af  warlock  to  protect  you,  did  not  benefit  you  to  not  know  you’re  codependent  on  him,  &  you  still  die  anyways.  i  love  him,  but  son.  we  need  a  talk.  

character I love but everyone else hates  :  i  will  forever  have  feelings  about  morgause.  love.  her.  to.  death.  the  scene  where  she  was  like,  “you  will  know  when  i  am  threatening  you.”  then  later  mind  controlled  a  soldier  to  take  that  sucker  out.  me,  kris  jenner’s  voice  :  you’re  doing  amazing  sweetie.  

character I used to love but don’t any longer  :   uther.  i  lied,  i  never  loved  him,  but  i  want  the  world  to  know  my  forever  distaste  for  the  man  that  never  knew  he  was  a  villain.  gross. 

character I would kiss  :  percy,  the  gentle  giant.  i  could  live  in  his  arms  that  need  no  armor  forever.  

character I want to slap  :  uther,  then  i  would  want  to  get  beheaded  as  a  witch  because  i’m  that  kind  of  person.  

a pairing I love  :  gaius  &  alice.  ahhh,  they  were  too  pure  for  this  world.  my  heart  was  shattered.  also,  pretty  sure  the  round  table  is  code  for  being  in  a  polyamorous  relationship.  do  you  see  how  they  all  look  at  one  another  ?  

a pairing I hate  :  literally,  i  somehow  ship  everyone  in  this  show.  but  to  be  fair,  the  writers  wanted  me  to.  i  am  but  a  victim. 

[letmeloveasterplease]

Can you tell me who/where this recent choices homophobia shit started so I can block the person/people who started this?

OH SWEETIE you’ve come to the right place!! i have a folder dedicated to drama!! its my first week in the fandom and im enjoying yet equally appalled by the shitshow so

it all started when pb posted the female love interest in riDe or Die: a bad bOy romance! when you click on the notes the first reblog with a comment you see is this:

what a nice thing to say to an entire audience who’s had their love interests treated like shit (victoria fontaine) hehe xD :D rofl

then this other thing happened:

because apparently, the wlws in the fandom are the Bad Guy because they made the homophobe cry! here you go sweetie:

lols… *kris jenner peace sign*

[twtrv]

an accurate guide about red velvet

So since so many people are getting into Red Velvet recently, I decided to make a guide to help them out. You know, give yall some slack because learning five names is super hard. A guide accompanied by my half-assed jokes, interesting. 

PSA: If you’re only here to stan the girls because of their recent comebacks like Peek-A-Boo and Bad Boy and are going to drop them as soon as they release tracks similar to Dumb Dumb and Ice Cream Cake, leave because we don’t want you here.

Now that we got that out of the way, let’s get straight to business (TO DEFEAT THE HUNS WHY DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS)

Basic Facts

Red Velvet is a South Korean girl group formed by SM Entertainment in 2014.

There are five members (OT4 stans can choke).

They debuted on August 1st in 2014 with a single called “Happiness”.

Fandom name is Reveluv. Since “rêve” means “dream” in French, the meaning behind the fandom name is that us, Reveluvs, make their dreams come true and Red Velvet gives us their immense love in return, thus the “luv” part. Sometimes they also call us “Luvies”.

Official fandom colour is pastel coral and not red because l o g i c

The fact that they were formed by SM Entertainment doesn’t mean they got a free ride to the top so sit your entitled asses down, thanks.

Now, you see, they weren’t actually supposed to debut in 2014. I bet you must be confused but don’t worry, it is I, your trusty homie, that is gonna help you realize how many similarities every student has with SM lmao plus the reason for their early debut.

2014 was a rough year for our buddy Lee Soo Man. Jessica left Girl’s Generation; Sulli left f(x); Kris, Tao and Luhan left EXO... This, of course, caused a goddamn World War III amongst the fans of the respective groups. They were about to go in front of the official SM building with torches and pitchforks to demand SM to step up their game. To calm the situation down, our amigo SM must have thought: “Welp I sure fucked up. How the hell do I fix this? Wait, I have an idea! Let’s debut another girl group to cover up all the shit that has been piling up for years now!” 

And your boi gone and did it. He basically debuted another group despite the number of problems he had to deal with already. This is every student ever, just make another problem to cover up the first one.

Red Velvet debuted with four members; Irene, Seulgi, Wendy and Joy. The “Happiness” music video got 2 million views in a day and was the most viewed kpop music video for the month of August in 2014. See, the queens already breaking records.

However, the original version of “Happiness” was full of controversial topics such as 9/11 being the most prominent one. This caused such hate to the girls that everyone started calling them “flops”. Lmao Red Velvet stays unbothered as the kpop act with the most Billboard charted albums bYE.

Some of you still may be wondering what the hell happened with Yeri. Well, because their debut was rushed and due to her age, Yeri, unfortunately, couldn’t debut with them. When Red Velvet debuted, Yeri was 15 years old so basically a child. 

“bUt jiSUnG fROM ncT DreAM dEBuTed wHeN hE WAs onlY FoUrteEn”

Before, there was a law which stated that kids under the age of 16 couldn’t debut.

No need to worry fellow Yeri stans! Red Velvet only released another single called “Be Natural” before Yeri was officially added. The single featured NCT’s Taeyong on it too so if you are one of those fangirls, better go and check it out because your oppar is there + it is an underrated bop.

Yeri was added to the group during Ice Cream Cake era! Of course, many people hated her, acting as if Red Velvet released so many songs and solved world hunger without Yeri. Um, bitch they had two songs take a seat.

Discography and music in general lol

IT IS GOLD!1!!!!111!!

Okay listen, every single song of theirs makes me thot-drop in the middle of the goddamn school. Jesus Christ sunbaenim is shaking.

Albums:  Ice Cream Cake, The Red, The Velvet, Russian Roulette, Rookie, The Red Summer, Perfect Velvet, The Perfect Red Velvet.

Queens of naming their albums don’t even @ me.

Listen to every single song if you want to cure your depression, clear your skin, feed your children and harvest your crops. Seriously, all of their b-sides are so amazing and such bops they are worth a listen and you, as a person who chose to stan Red Velvet, deserve to have your ears cleansed.

Another topic that I want to bring up is “the red concept” and “the velvet concept”. It is not complicated. Basically what it means is that they split their concepts into two. The red concepts are more upbeat, catchy and poppy songs such as Dumb Dumb, Rookie, Russian Roulette etc. However, the velvet concept is where they show their mature, more serious ballads. Songs that represent the velvet side are Automatic, One of These Nights, Peek-A-Boo etc.

They filmed 13 music videos so you are going to get attacked by visuals 13 times, good luck.

The members 

The most interesting and fun part of this guide to be honest. So yeah, five members and five completely different personalities. Trust me, you’re gonna love every single one of these girls because they all have such amazing personalities and are extremely funny. Get abroad the homo express!

- Stage name: Irene

- Real name: Bae Joohyun

- Colour: Pink

- Position: Leader, Visual, Main Rapper, Lead Dancer, Vocal

- She really is a bae tho we love a powerful woman

- Born on March 29th, 1991; the eldest

- She literally looks five what the fuck

- tiny

- Takes pictures of everyone and everything so that she can stare at them while she does the laundry because she is such a mom

- “Shut the fuck up I am not a mom”

- A GODDESS PLUS TOP VISUAL OF THIS GENERATION NO PRINTER JUST FAX

- loves pussy

- Drinks men tears to stay hydrated

- Forgets names of her kids aka the rest of Red Velvet

- Snorts laundry detergent

- Talk shit get hit

- Silent but plotting world domination with her at the top

- Speaking of tops, she doms bYE

- She survived the World War II and was Stalin's deskmate when they were in the third grade

- xXButtLoverXx

- Likes winning. Who got to the finish line first? Her. Who travelled to space first? Her. Who found the cure for world hunger? Her.

- Actually very talented in everything she does and is a blessing to humanity

- Stage name: Seulgi

- Real name: Kang Seulgi

- Colour: Orange

- Position: Main Dancer, Lead Vocal

- Either as fluffy as a teddy bear or a fucking sex God there is no in between

- Born on February 10th, 1994; second eldest

- hER EYES MAKE ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY

- She, in general, makes me question my sexuality

- also tiny

- “Hello I am the 71st prettiest face in the world”

- First half of the “DD” also known as “Dumbass Duo”

- Someone help her she is lost in time and space

- The type of person to put a red sock to wash with the whites

- Is not capable of doing the splits because she dumb lmao

- How the fuck is one this confused???

- Gets bullied by her members a lot

- A sunshine in human form. You know that sun from the Teletubbies? That be Seulgi

- Her abs make me feel like Kylie Jenner, y’know... pregnant

- “If there’s no food I’m going home”

- THE number one fan of Beyonce™

- Pringles advocate

- She didn’t train for 7 years to have people shit talking her because she is multitalented and leaves people all around the world shooketh

- Stage name: Wendy

- Real name: Son Seungwan

- Colour: Blue

- Position: Main Vocal, English speaker

- Is also a HELLA good rapper

- Born on February 21st, 1994; third eldest

- Used to live in Toronto when she was younger, her English proceeds to give everyone a boner

- the tiniest out of all

- The kpop singer with the widest vocal range (this is an actual fact)

- “S H I N E  O N  M E”

- So caring it makes me bawl. She literally cooks for everyone and is so supportive it is truly beautiful

- Is actually the one behind the iconic “PARK SOOYOUNG! WHEN YOU SMILE I SMILE TOO”

- If she ever covers your song, you can say goodbye to it because it’s hers now

- A soccer mom

- Also that famous Kris Jenner “You’re doing amazing sweetie” meme

- Rescue her scalp someone pls

- Probably used “WHOMST” once in her lifetime unironically

- The gayest out of all the gays

- She is a boob person and also has a very nice butt Irene knows

- Once stacked a gazillion hats on top of her head because why the fuck not

- Is also a sexy pornstar ... no wait, I meant a “saxophonist”

- Is so beautiful and deserves all the love in this entire world but the world doesn’t deserve her at all 

- Stage name: Joy

- Real name: Park Sooyoung

- Colour: Green

- Position: Lead Rapper, Lead Vocal, Mood-maker

- + an actress

- Born on September 3rd, 1996: fourth eldest

- Invented “cute” and “sexy” don’t fight me on this

- TALL (for a Red Velvet member lmfao)

- Has the prettiest profile, God took extra time in crafting such a masterpiece

- Speaking of God... God is real and in a form of Park Sooyoung

- Likes finer things in life such as herself

- If the song “Me Too” was a human, it would be her

- Ruthless

- When she gets scared her soul deadass leaves her body and it is hilarious

- A dramatic bitch

- HAS THE BEST BODY SORRY YALL CAN’T COMPETE

- Can get very angery

- Probably was kinkshamed by someone once

- Is having a mental breakdown at every waking moment

- “Can you stop I’m very sensitive”

- Tom to Yeri’s Jerry

- Just the most amazing human being, an all-rounder and a happy virus

- Stage name: Yeri

- Real name: Kim Yerim

- Colour: Purple

- Position: Maknae, Lead Rapper, Sub Dancer, Vocal, Songwriter

- Is being an absolute savage a talent?

- Born on March 5th, 1999; the youngest

- The other half of the “Dumbass Duo”

- So much sass is contained in this tiny human being

- Plans to take over SM soon one day

- HAS THE MOST CONTAGIOUS LAUGH IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND IT IS SO GENUINE I LOVE IT

- Likes pineapple on pizza cancelled

- The OG Sone

- A mess

-  (ง •̀_•́)ง

- Not a big spoon nor a little spoon, she a knife

- Tries her best

- Knows everyone and everything; what a social butterfly it warms my heart

- Likes to read smut so all of you smut fanfiction writers, watch out, she is lurking

- SPEAKING OF LURKING

- She lowkey had a fan account that was all about Girl’s Generation

- A woman we all aspire to be

- Is an actual cinnamon roll that yes, could kill you but everyone loves her because she really improved a lot. WE WATCHED HER GROW UP INTO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SHE IS NOW B L E S S

Popular ships, let’s play a game where you guess which two people are paired up (not like it is completely obvious)

SEULRENE 

WENRENE

WENSEUL

JOYRI

YERENE

JOYGI

JOYDY

WENRI

SEULRI

Ending note

On a more serious note, Red Velvet is an amazing girl group that deserves so much more. I hope this at least got you to check them out. If not, your loss lol.

I could use a fuckton adjectives to describe their perfection but trust me, that ain’t enough.

Anyways, OT4 stans can fuck off, don’t comment on this post.

Just love all the girls and don’t point out their insecurities in a rude way mmkay?

This is all from me and I hope you enjoyed and that this helped you and maybe made you chuckle (maybe?)

If there is another question that you want me to answer, ask me because I would love to.

P.S. It doesn’t have to be Red Velvet related because I am trash that stans more groups than the number of bad jokes I made in this post.

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[thescarletlibrarian]

2018 Met Gala:  Still Weird AF

The theme this year was “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,” and yes, it was as weird as you’d expect, but lamely without the sort of violent martrydom references that would make this shitshow properly Catholic, as we’ve already established.  

There were several categories, including Committed to Theme, White Dress, Gold Dress, Statement Gloves, Bead the Shit Out of It, Just Stick Something on My Head, and Themes Are for Losers, so off we go.

Committed to Theme, If Weirdly So

Host Rihanna as Glam Pope, which honestly looks really uncomfortable since it’s beaded inside as well as out?  What is that?  Also our first example of multi-theme, encompassing White Dress, Bead the Shit Out of It, and Stick Something on My Head.

Heinously long post, so click for like 90 examples of this crazy shit.

Ruby Rose committing to a Sexy Cardinal costume, which is not something I ever thought I’d have to type, but here we are.  At the Met Gala.  Where you type all kinds of things you never expected.

Taylor Hill, realizing someone else is wearing a Sexy Cardinal costume, although I personally prefer this one, mostly because of the cape.  Yeah, I know.  I like capes.

Sticking Zoe Kravitz in here because I’m pretty sure this is like a Spanish lace mantilla veil you’re supposed to wear when you meet the Pope, only not worn in the traditional manner.

Sarah Jessica Parker making it in here rather than Gold Dress or Thing on My Head because she appears to be wearing an entire small chapel thing on her head, and she really does deserve recognition for that level of commitment.   

Katy Perry definitely committed with those ugly-ass wings, which I’m going to assume she took off before she went in, because there is a dance component to the Met Gala and those would make that particular part kind of weird.  She will, however, be able to stay in both the Gold Dress category and mail subcat even without them, so that’s some solid planning.

Lily Collins sneaking out of the Just Stick Something [Art Deco] on My Head category by coming as some sort of sci-fi slutty nun thing.  As you do.

Greta Gerwig, not sure her nun costume was as good an idea as she thought at home.  

I’m assuming this is some sort of weird Dark Angyl costume thing on Kate Moss, or maybe it’s a Fallen Angel thing and the nauseous look is her still trying to get over the drop?

Okay, Ariana Grande, your putti-covered fresco dress gets you into the Theme category, despite that giant organza bow on your head, which I assume is the result of a lost bet.  Also, did you ladies go in on gold eyeshadow together, because I can’t imagine you use it that much in general, but EVERYBODY is busting that shit out tonight.  Maybe they put some in the Met bathrooms, I hear they put emergency kits in the ladies’ rooms at these sorts of shindigs.  Like a seamstress team just in case.

Shailene Woodley, realizing that wearing a homemade Joan of Arc costume to the Met Gala was a mistake.  

Zendaya, wearing a Joan of Arc costume that doesn’t pass the My Lungs Are Up Here test, and though it does have pauldrons they’re Cold Shoulder Pauldrons, which is pretty weird, but is definitely making Shailene Woodley jealous.

How many Marys can you wear on one dress?  Stella Maxwell is out to find out.

Madonna couldn’t go with the obvious getup here, so instead she’s done another nun thing?  Like a goth nun, which has definitely been a thing, although the black roses aren’t something I’ve seen before.

I don’t know what’s up with Tessa Thompson’s jacket, but the beaded priest’s collar is an interesting contribution to the theme.

And the category trophy goes to Lana del Rey, not for the heart being stabbed a bunch of times so much as the eyeball lorgnette, which is absolutely the sort of St. Lucy-esque martrydom imagery I came here for.  She’d rank highly in the Shit on the Head category as well, although as we’ll see SJP has that one covered.

Themes Are for Losers

Amal Clooney, after several years still managing to show up looking like she’s showing up to her husband’s work party as a favor, and yet blow away most of the competition without trying.  Even when wearing this very peculiar getup.

I do love when someone shows up not only ignoring the theme but clearly not giving a hoot in hell and just being weird AF because the Met Gala is where you do that, and Frances McDormand has definitely walked away with that prize this year.

I’m honestly not sure if Diane Kruger just said “the hell with the theme, I’m wearing 18th century decor puffed all over my ass and no one can stop me,” or if this is supposed to evoke Rococo chapels or some shit? 

This looks like Salma Hayek might have been going for the theme, but ended up with some sort of cross-stitch instead.  I has a parrot, though, so I’m for it.

Tiffany Haddish has managed to add a train to a surplice neckline shirt that’s sort of sneaking, with those black pants, towards a pseudo-tux look, and I’m absolutely down with that, although I have to detract some personal points because there’s something about sparkly pants I just can’t support.  Trained shirts, however, definitely.

Just Stick Something on My Head

Cardi B, also multi-category but with that thing we’ll go with headwear as the main thing.   Also an example of Giant Fluffy Things on My Hips, for...reasons? 

SZA, with a solid commitment to tiara/halo cateogry, and a tutu-ish contribution to the fluffy shit on on the hips subcat, with a nod at beading the shit out of it with the boots.  May actually be some sort of coked-up ballet costume that picked up the boots at a sketchy club, it is New York, after all.

Amanda Seyfried phoning it in with that tiara; this is much more of a cop-out Midsummer Night’s Dream schtick than anything else.

Normally I would detract points from Princess Beatrice just slapping on a tiara type thing, because come on, you’re a princess, that’s everyday stuff, but since her grandmother is head of the Church of England the Catholicism thing is a little dicey, so I’ll cut her some slack on this one.

Pompom veil!  Or...pompom scarf worn as a veil, which doesn’t even qualify as weird at this shindig, although Kate Bosworth would get more points if it matched the white/cream dress. instead of being a colder shade of white with silver edging.  Come on, woman.  Get it together.

I wouldn’t normally include Doutzen Kroes even in the “screw it” category, except that she’s got this extra bit tossed over her head, which I don’t think has anything to do with the theme, but some other people have been doing that in weird ways and I have the terrible feeling “extra hood-y/veil-y bits slung over the head” is going to become a Thing on the runway and wanted to make sure you saw it here first.  

This thing, this thing on Kate Upton, that’s what I’m talking about. And not the weird flower crown thing, either.  

The thing on Priyanka Chopra is not what I’m talking about, as while she has the Bollywood training to pull off this level of bling around her face, as well as  match the makeup to that wine-red velvet monster, most people do not.  She is rocking this look, however, and knows it, so good for her.

Oh, god, maybe the beaded cowl thing is going to be a Thing?  Nicki Minaj thinks it’s going to be a Thing.  Possibly a Vampire Goth Thing?  Oh, god.

It’s like a beaded face veil over a Spanish Iron body veil thing on Cara Delevingne, although she’s definitely worn weirder things.

I really wonder what Hailee Steinfeld’s monster looks like in the back; that doesn’t look like a Butt Bow so much as a Butt Modern Art Fiber Sculpture, which is taking Butt Embellishments to a new and weird level.

Now Jill Kargman has COMMITTED to the weird shit on the head thing, not only those weird black flowery bits but also the big long sticks, because go big or go home, evidently.

Amber Heard has actually managed to find a head thing that does indeed look like a Renaissance halo thing, so points for that, but is also wearing a butt bow AND a train, and that is some serious commitment to hauling crap around behind you.

Yeah, that’s the face of someone who knows there’s a pineapple looking thing on her head, made of her own hair.  I’m so sorry, Sasha Lane.  She can, however, go straight to bed in the back of the limo wearing that nightie thing, and that’s definitely a plus.

Janelle Monáe started stacking stuff on her head, and I’m not sure if there are more layers on there over the hat or not.  It’s possible.  You never know with Monáe.

Solange also stacking shit on her head, also possibly going for some kind of martyr-y facial expression?  Or maybe just bored?  Walking up a staircase with a million photographers doesn’t actually look like that fun.

Kylie Jenner is wearing see no evil glasses on her head, which may also make it really hard to see the stairs?  Maybe stairs are also evil?  She probably has somebody to guide her up, though, that stands out of the frame periodically.  So she doesn’t have to see the evil stairs.

Winnie Harlow making her way out of the White (weddingesque) Dress category with a spiky cloud thing on her head.  What is that thing even made of?  It looks like paper, which is actually a good idea and probably more comfortable than a lot of these things.

Statement Gloves

Bella Hadid, with small entry in the Just Stick in On My Head category, and Black Dress.  What the Star Wars capey thing contributes I’m not clear on, but maybe that’s just the limits of my Catholic Imagination.

Mindy Kaling makes it in here with the gloves because I can’t believe that thing on her head lasted very long.  Is she married?  Otherwise she can totally reuse this thing at her wedding, too, so that’s some good planning.

Riley Keough managed to get some lapels in here, and I’m a sucker for lapels for some reason, so that’s points from me even if I’m not sure what brought about the glove decision here.

Alicia Vikander managed to pull a sort of cardinal cope thing here, although she clearly doesn’t care that much about the theme and decided this was just a good opportunity to pull out some gothy eyeliner, which does actually work for her, weirdly.

Bead the Shit Out of It

Donatella Versace, joining in the “my boots match my bodice and I blinged them both out” club along with SZA, and narrrrrrowly escaping Butt Cape territory by having basically an entire Leg Cape thing going on. 

Even at the Met Gala, someone must ALWAYS come as a featherduster, and this time it was Kris Jenner in a black dress subcat with more bling than strictly necessary for a featherduster.

Gold Dress

Olivia Munn rolling in a pseudo-Egyptian getup that also fits into the “chainmayle” subcat as well as “just stick something on my head.”  Apparently the cowl is meant to evoke the Crusades, which is honestly more than a little disturbing on multiple levels.

Jasmine Sanders in a gold dress that appears to be made of plastic, and if that thing is not glued or taped to her boobs (which is done in pageants), I will be extremely surprised indeed.

Kiersey Clemens solidly in Gold Dress land (subdivision pseudo-Egyptian), but does this count as Beaded to Shit, or the mesh/mail subcat?  And what is up with this tiny gold suitcase?  Is there something in Catholicism about tiny gold suitcases?  Religion is weird, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Slinging Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in the Gold Dress rather than Stick In On My Head category because that one’s getting awfully full and that’s a pretty lame-ass halo thing she’s got going on.  She’d get more points if she were playing around with the cape doing angel wing-y dances with it, but she kind of looks ready to hurl here, so maybe she’s just not feeling up to it.

I’m not sure if Joan Smalls has those hair sticks for stabbing people, or she’s hanging onto them for some kind of mermaid gig?  

Evan Rachel Wood appears to have ripped the feathers off all six of the archangel Gabriel’s gold wings, and by the look on her face she’s daring the Supernatural fandom to say something.  (They’re going to say something.  With a gif.)

I honestly don’t know what’s going on here with Lena Dunham, it looks like a vaguely terrifying Regency-era fancy-dress costume going for eighteenth century bewigged and powdered something or other.  She’s committed to something, at least, I’ll give her that.

White Dress

Look, there are white dresses, and there are wedding dresses, and no matter how many crosses Uma Thurman throws on she still looks in need of a minister and a guy in a tux here.

This smirk is Dakota Fanning knowing that she’s more comfortable than most people here, and the white Greco-Roman thing here makes sure she fits in without looking weird.

And this is Keri Russell not giving a damn, because she has done the same thing, well done, Russell.  

Kendall Jenner has taken the red carpet pants phenomenon and added trains.  To her pant legs.  That’s not something I would have done with white pants, personally, but I guess she can always cut them off if they get really gross and dirty.

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what was your opinion on hendall more specifically the yacht. And did you change the way you looked at harry because he was with a girl like kendall? Also have you ever been on a yacht or cruse?

This is just my opinion and I really don’t want this to spark up any debates or such on my blog. I know some won’t agree. I know some will agree. But, please, for the sake of keeping it low and not blowing it out of proportion, let’s not make it expand more than this.

I always feel like Hendall were something in the past, when she first came onto the picture and became known to the fandom all those years back by being associated with Harry, and she did date him for a few weeks or months, but have now only been good friends and kept a good bond between them and had their most recent ‘relationship’s pushed onto us, by the media. Pushed onto us to believe because it causes a lot of talk in the fandom because she’s such a sore topic of conversation for some people; part of me feels like it’s her family and Kris Jenner doing all the pushing to the media because it boosts up their ratings and gets them even more known than they already are... but, part of me feels like it has something to do with Jeffrey and Harry’s new management team because they’re all good friends with Kendall Jenner and they want Harry to get the publicity he needs to get known, so, who better to go to for that than someone linked to the Kardashians who is also a pretty sore spot for most fans?

The yacht? I believe that they were just good friends who felt comfortable enough with one another. I think this was around the time Harry signed a contract with Jeff for him to manage him so it could have just been something celebratory. Who knows? We’ll never really find out properly because it’s not really much of our business to know. I’m not too sure on what to say about this, really, because... I found it incredibly strange for the most part. Why on earth was Ellen Degeneres and her wife there? What significance did they have for this? Because it was Harry and his mum and Robin, Kendall and her mother, Jeffrey and Glenne and maybe the management... and then Ellen and Portia... It’s funny to look back on, really.

My views on Harry have always been the same and they will always stay that way, regardless of whether he gets with a girl, regardless of who the girl is, regardless of whether the fandom take to her in a positive way or a negative way. Because if he’s happy with this girl and he likes her being around, then, we can’t complain because we want him to be the happy bunny we love so much. 

As for a yacht or a cruise... I’ve been on neither. I don’t like small boats like yachts and I hate the open sea, haha. Even when I go to the beach, you’ll never see me, more than ankle deep, in the water. xx

[investigaterainbows]

Están seguras de que Jeff va a ayudar a Harry? Porque desde que firmaron el contrato en el yate casi nada bueno ha pasado y lo único que Jeff ha hecho es fomentar la imágen hétero de Harry. Y me acabo de enterar de que la familia Kardashian es muy cercana a los Azoffs, ¿qué coincidencia? Oh y otra cosa, Kendall le dió like a un vídeo de Harry cantando con Stevie Nicks en insta ayer y la semana pasada, aparentemente, Kris Jenner dijo ella quiere que Kendall esté con Harry y deje a Asap Rocky...

¿A este punto? Es complicado. Sé que en el pasado en este blog estuvimos con las esperanzas muy altas en cuanto a Jeff y creo que fue por la necesidad de que alguien MÁS se haga cargo de la imagen de Harry y trate de limpiar lo que hicieron otros en el pasado. Tampoco creo que puedan culparnos, muchos estábamos en esta posición y resultamos equivocarnos. Esto me lleva a tu pregunta. En cuestiones de promo: sí, creo que lo están ayudando; el álbum tuvo muchísima promoción en diversos medios en todo el mundo. Eso es algo nuevo. En cuestiones de CÓMO promocionan: acá está lo malo. Jeff sólo usa a los pasados/actuales stunts de Harry para promocionar (sin mencionar esa etapa rara de Larry), también ha permitido que se digan cosas misóginas/sexistas con Harry estando ahí y es por eso que mucha gente del fandom está enojada con Harry (aunque no sea su culpa todo esto porque él mismo no es su mánager). Por eso es complicado. Si bien Harry y Jeff se conocen hace tiempo y pasan momentos juntos, esto no deja de ser un juego de marketing donde la estrategia que más venda es la que gana (algo que no me gusta but:/). x

[chiliconsharls]

i bought a condo in zack taylor’s ass

my shitty power rangers review:

its a long coming statement but: damn, i love power rangers. i know you guys probably didnt know that bc you dont keep track of my shit-posting but even before the movie was announced i checked the in-tumblr pr fandom (mostly cause for SOME reason i re-candled my love for the seasons i watched --everything before mystic force-- on like 2013). so, when they finally confirmed there was an actual pr movie coming out i was, well, Very Supportive (tm) 

then as the months progressed i started realizing how diverse the cast was but that didnt Shock me bc power rangers DOES that, but when i went to contrast this ACTUAL MOVIE with other MOVIES of the same genre i was.........in Awe. the power rangers film gained a whole new meaning for me; it wasn’t about the little kid inside me getting to see her heroes again, but it was also for the young, a little more educated in social topics, adult that i am right now. 

so, yeah, power rangers HIGHLY succeeded in my expectations -- everything i hoped it to be, it was. but ANYWAYS my pointers: 

my Children: starting with the Crazy momma’s boy (tm) -- Zack, oh god. So, a couple of minutes into the movie i was already like WHEEEERE IS MY BOY ZACK??? & when he was about to show up i went ‘is that za--THAT IS MY BOY RIGHT THERE!’ ppl had to shut me up, for real. I KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE MY FAVE SINCE THE DAY I READ HIS OFFICIAL BIO & UPON FINDING OUT THAT THE THING THAT MADE HIM VULNERABLE WAS HIS MOM? LIKE !! KILL ME ALREADY??? -- also ludi could Get It (tm) iykwim --- just damn, also hes bi as hell??? Wow, also would 100% die for Billy, like, Big Mood #same

MY SWEET CINNAMON ROLL MY ONE SUNSHINE PLEASE DONT TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY WILLIAM CRANSTON. So, as someone who has close relatives in the spectrum i was hoping they’d do a good job. RJ Cyler nailed it with billy like damn. In the OG series i liked billy just enough but this Billy???? i would ????? murder & die for him???? so m u ch????? RJ played awesome that mix between geniune confussion & humor, making billy a well-rounded character that people could love -- also the fact that they made billy the center character of the group like ur faves would literally never -- also that whole thing of Billy & his dad ??? murdered me ???? i lost my dad four years ago & im not in the spectrum but i ?? relate ??? so much ??? (like, that convo with himself acting like it was his dad?? bithc i dont want to Talk about it but i do that too bye) 

trini mija -- i wish i couldve seen more of her, for some reason i feel like she even had less screen time than zack & she got that bit with rita but im like??? i need ??? More ??? of trini. it was a good portrayal of an outsider character but also it was a nice, different thing from what ive seen in previous pr shows like ??? im having a hard time remembering the last “closed-up, ‘dont wanna be friends’, then later on grows out of it” ranger like im sure there have been but rn all i can remember is the group of five people 100% down for friendship & it was nice to have a character (tho, they all were) with layers that didnt jump immidiately into being with a group of people just for ~~~reasons~~ 

my kiddos jason & kim -- im putting them in the same group bc i feel, essentially, equally the same about both (tho, kimberly comes first obvs but like, i still have issues, born in my childhood, with pink rangers & the fact that as the younger cousin i was always forced to be the pink one so now i dislike all pink rangers ever). how i feel about them? well, *insert image of kris jenner saying ‘youre doing amazing honey’* like they’re the most flawed characters of the five & i feel them ??? so much??? bc theyre both trying ???? & im really fighting the urge to ship them bc tommy oliver’s gonna get his/her ass here soon enough & Shit Will Get Real (also bc kim is into trini dont fight me on this) but like ??? jason & kimberly???  they’re actual ??? Parents (tm) -- also “you did an awful thing that doesn’t make you an awful person’ i wanna Die 

lastly i loved Alpha 5 as i predicted i would even tho people gave him endless shit for how he looked. That damn ass cute robot where would i be without him? ay-yi-yi 

rita was also Breathtaking like. THIS is a true worthy villian like she Does live up to her OG version. All really creppy & scary -- plus im really excited about her background in this bc shes now the first green ranger lady  & like also, its gonna mean A Lot once tommy shows up bc damn, Zordon’s not gonna trust his ass at all

now the Wall Dad: So Bryan Cranston did a srsly good job, specially in that first bit when he was the actual red ranger, amazing. I’m still kinda :/ about the fact that he, too, was flawed & not completely perfect as the OG version -- like all his harsh talk & giving them shit when they couldnt morph just bc he wanted to come back & shit like that......yeah i was :/ but Hey, still great tho (i mean, he did gave up coming back to save billy so ofc i love dad!wall zordon) 

it might be the hype or the fact that im hella biased just bc i want this franchise to do well but i really cant remember what stuff i didnt like about this movie ?? like ???? they did nearly everything???? i wanted ???? 

go watch power rangers 2017, dir. Dean Israelite 

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Do you think Larry coming out will also force other celebrities to come out too i.e Taylor Swift & Kendall Jenner?

That is such an interesting question, I’ve actually thought about this a lot tbh.

I think generally it wouldn’t be suspicious if someone came out as gay, we’ve seen with Kristen Stewart that literally no one questioned her relationship with Pattinson, it was like it never happened.

onto Taylor: the thing with Harry and her is that they were both almost out in 2014. She had that whole glass closet thing going on and until Kissgate (not sure if you’re familiar with the details, feel free to follow up) it seemed like she was fine with leaving it open to speculation. What’s particular about her situation is her fandom, she needs to be very careful in handling her country fans. That stunt with Hiddleston last honestly made a lot of the rumours return and practically outed him to lots of people (including me, I had no idea he was gay), so she’s been hinting at it for quite a while now but honestly, Karlie is still caught up with Josh and I’m not sure Taylor will come out without her.

Kendall is something different because she and Harry seem to be genuine friends and their “relationship” wasn’t more than attending a couple of concerts together and then The Yacht™ (which, btw, only happened because Kris was so freaked out everyone would find out about Kendall+Lauren). I’ve heard a couple of rumours that Kendall will come out either in 1) 2020 during Kanye’s presidential run (if that’s still happening) or 2) in the next weeks/months to lessen the Pepsi commercial fall-out. I can’t say how accurate either of those rumours are, though.

I think Taylor’s been seeding anyway and will come out either this year or next, and Kendall will say she and Harry are good friends and she did him a favour.