#kris commons

[akanemnon]

Well, someone just pushed all of Kris' buttons at once

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[kittehscribbles34]

runes and tales

[sparkles-oflight]

so kris has a discord account since 2019 (samsies), meaning my theory he and the guys played among us on discord in 2020 is not that farfetched

[krirebr]

the softest thought 🥺💕 ransom doing his best to make you bread pudding despite his first attempt resulting milky bread and scrambled eggs 😭 and he brings it to you on a little wooden tray with a fancy spoon and everything bc he's practically turning into a high strung housewife the longer he's with you

bone apple teeth!! jk im sure he speaks french

Uggggggggghhhhhhhhhh, Brandy!!! The feelings!!

And he knows how hard everything's been lately, so when he brings it to where you're zoned out on the couch, you immediately burst into tears.

"Fuck," he says. "Is it that bad??" And he's clearly starting to close off, even as you're looking at him, shaking your head.

"No," you say, emphatically through your tears. "It's my favorite! And you made it for me! Because you love me!" And everything comes out garbled because you're crying so hard, and he's staring at you like you've grown an extra head. "And I love you so much!" you continue, making grabby hands at him until he sits down next to you. "Because you do shit like this!"

He settles into the couch, and you press yourself into his soft sweater, still crying, but now you're eating too. "Ok," he says slowly, still clearly confused. "So the bread pudding is good? You like it??"

[relic-seeker]

Uhmnnn for the doodle requests could we just get a good ol Hornet?

of course! always!!!

she’s playing the huqin (chinese stringed instrument) with her needle :-)

doodle requests open!

[dailyzedaphfacts]

Fun fact!

Pearl's took priority, but yesterday was also mod 🪱's birthday! So just this once, we're letting them have a 100% Jack fact.

Jack Allum, Zed's best friend, comedy partner, and "other other half" is part of a band! He plays bass for pop punk group Happicore under the pseudonym Zack, with a disguise to match.

Their most recent release is a summery song about skateboarding dogs, but my personal favorite is We Just Ordered a Metre of Pizza. If I had a nickel for every time Jack wrote a song that's a menu...

(Spotify, Youtube, Bandcamp, Instagram)

[megasoniczx]

You know, in retrospect, I think my favorite bit of Fandom Revisionism by the old Undertale fandom was Chara's eye-color, and the idea that Chara had some variation of red eyes.

Like, actually look at Chara's sprite for a moment.

Chara is depicted with dark brown eyes, both in their normal expression, as well as their jumpscare sprites.

The same goes for Frisk, actually, who's sprite also portrays them with dark brown eyes.

So then, why did years and years of fanart portray Chara as having red eyes? Was there a motive behind it? Was it the secret evil agenda of the fools who slandered the poor child and tried to make us think they were evil?

No, because even back then most of the people who didn't see Chara as evil still depicted them with red eyes. The community effectively gaslit themselves into thinking it, and this is why;

The "Soulless Pacifist Ending" as we've collectively dubbed it, is the only time in the game Chara is depicted with Red Eyes, and truth be told, I think it was just a stylistic thing. If I had to guess, it was just a way to show Chara's possession over Frisk, and red was used since it's the same color as their Souls.

Still, this was effectively the reason most people gave Chara red eyes for years on end, and I think that's kinda interesting, ngl.

This is also probably why people assume there's a deeper relationship between Chara and Kris in Deltarune (since Kris ACTUALLY has red eyes)

I mean granted, there probably is, but its not cuz of the eyes guys.

Or maybe it is the eyes.

I dunno.

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

WHAT

[buttercupart]

what a strange looking human

[belanova]

Ok actually my CRAZIEST DELTARUNE THEORY EVER FOR REAL NOW

This is THE CRAZIEST THEORY EVER YALL HEAR LK THIS IS ABOUT SUSIE AND KRIS AND ITS GONNA CHANGE HOW U SEE THEM HERE WE GO

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Kris and Susie are gonna fail their school assignment

[notmoreflippingelves]

Thinking about how aggravating it is that fandom boils down a lot of really fascinating Ace Attorney ships to "oh, so we're copying narumitsu's homework again, are we?" --as though the only reason that someone might find plausibly these ships (romantic and/or platonic) interesting is surface-level similarities to the fandom juggernaut pairing and not like the compelling characters and their established bonds in and of themselves.

[maclad1888]

Looking down on Sevco.

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[ralsukriselle]

consider this some Ralsei Positivity to counterbalance all the "ralsei is gonna turn Evil look how Suspicious he is" speculating. it's time we appreciated him a little instead.

sure, he's shrouded in mystery. as to who he is exactly, or what he's a manifestation of, is left unanswered for now. we know he sat, alone, for quite some time, waiting for the Heroes to come fulfill a Prophecy for him. he's got it all planned out, has the Legend ready, tries to make this adventure Intriguing, wearing that hood and playing "Mystical Figure recounting a Tale".

i'm not sure from where he got these ideas, or from whom, but it's clear he's convinced that he has to go a Good Job, or else Unspecified Things will go various degrees of To Shit.

and then his Heroes show up, and oh fuck oh shit it's really happening it's finally happening there's two of them the human and the monster and we're gonna save-

um. why are they fighting a kid on a bike

one of his Heroes is unenthusiastic and a bit standoff-ish towards him and the other one is straight up clobbering everyone in her path. she's decided she's gonna be evil. ok. um.

throughout any of chapter 1, we never see ralsei forcing his ideas onto kris or susie, even though he certainly knows more than we do. but he does Not know how friendship works (how could he?) and sits back and watches anxiously, things resolving themselves in the end anyway, especially in a pacifist run. but! he always grows fond of kris and susie, no matter their choices. even if you go directly against his advice or say nothing nice to him the entire time, he still trusts you and even admires susie. and she's teaching him that you never have to sacrifice yourself entirely. he's learning, give him time!

yes, he can be weirdly dismissive about things, but i believe he has our best interests at heart. he makes special little personalized rooms for kris and susie, second homes, and it makes susie so happy (also kris, probably, though it's obviously significantly harder to get a read on that)! and i can't see that being spun into a "ralsei wants to hold us hostage via escapism methods" narrative, because he's actively pestering them about their homework. is that what an escapist fantasy would do? remind you of your responsibilities back in the Real World? no. loser. ralsei is mom friend. ralsei is toriel.

he knows more than we know, but judging by the end of chapter 2, it's possible he's not always aware that that is the case at all. he's downright shocked everyone would want to cause the Roaring as if they'd know wtf that means.

honestly, i just think it's really great that ralsei accepts susie, and the way she defies the norm and his expectations, despite the responsibility he feels is on their shoulders. and the ambiguous or secrective reactions he tends to have may just be due to the fact that he's never HAD friends, let alone under circumstances where the stakes are as high as they appear to be in the dark worlds. there's no manual on "my new besties may accidentally unleash horrors on the universe but i'm not sure how to tell them that without killing the vibe and also i'm pretty sure one of them has little to no free will"

[timey-fandom-stuff]

Kris fears (almost) nothing and Skylar fears (almost) everything so it kinda balances out. but unfortunately they still make a terrible team and absolutely everyone hates it, especially them. being a Player was SO much easier when they were just pushing keys on a keyboard.

(why are they in a battle in the light world? dw about it)

[proshipaes]

Sometimes it annoys me so much when I ship problematic stuff. Not in the sense that I don't like the problematic elements - I love them, a lot of the time. Age gaps, incest, abuse, all those things can add plenty to a dynamic. They have unique elements that would drastically change the relationship if you took them away.

But occasionally, I come across ships that would work just fine if you removed the problematic elements (especially with age gaps) and it frustrates me so much that because of one element, tons of people will never give the ship a second thought, no matter how deep and interesting the dynamic is. They'll always remain unpopular and hidden away to avoid harassment. It's such a fucking annoyance.