#kream rambling

[giggly-squiggily]

Hey guys I’m back!

I’ll answer asks and such tomorrow when I have more mental brain strength but yee! :3

[vicea]

i"m back baby!! thinking anon has come back from war /j anyways,,

no thoughts, just dream and karl's dynamic... karl constantly reassuring us that he always tries his best to get dream on streams and seeing him genuinely want dream to be there is so !!! idk if it's just me but seeing ccs enjoy dream's company makes me sob. dream praising tftsmp every time he gets asked about lore and he always sounds so proud of karl whenever he does. karl's roblox stream with the feral bois my ABSOLUTE FUCKING BELOVED!!! god the whole time they were playing the murder mystery game, i was so fond!! their little giggles whenever they see each other and karl failing to hit his shots and dream winning in the end,, i am so sensitive. and not to mention george's alt mcc stream. battle box really showed how well the two worked together if they tried and bonus points for quackity DOMINATING during it. dodge bolt where they were playfully flirting and teasing each other (all /p!!) even if they were on opposing teams. they're both always very open to expressing their love and affection for their loved ones which makes me think if that actually helped them grow closer and seeing them interact makes my heart grow, they're so precious

- thinking anon :)

oh dearest kream (karl said thats their dynamic name not me) i didn’t know i enjoyed their dynamic so much until that roblox murder mystery ;--;

it will always warm my heart whenever i’m reminded that dream really was like “oh karl fit right in with the [dream team]” and like they all instantly hit it off with each other. not to mention how dream wanted to surprise karl so he told him to go to the bathroom and when karl came back he had like- 21k twitch subs because dream did his promoting magic and also like you mentioned, how karl always tries to get dream on his stream... I remember the lil cardboard cut out of dream in karl’s background (x) 🥺 eeeee i just love how easy going yet so supportive their dynamic can be. like they will make light-hearted jokes with each other then dream would help karl with the writing and RP in tfts and karl would have dream merch on and very much support him (x) :”) and IDK every time they have fun together it makes me really happy 😊

[takethistoyourstardust]

I found this deep within my drafts so I present to you

Dino Charge Rangers As Vines

Tyler: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme

Shelby: “Hey, how you doing, well I’m doing just fine, I lied, I’m dying inside!”

Chase: He On X-Games Mode

(Alternative Chase vine: The lobster on a skateboard while that cover of The Final Countdown plays)

Riley: I Have The Power Of God And Anime On My Side

Koda: Jared, 19

Ivan: Kansas vs Arkansas

Kendall: Look At This Graph

Prince Phillip: LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG

Xenowing: WHAT ARE THOSE... they are my crocs

Heckyl (YES HE COUNTS HE BECAME A RANGER IN THE COMICS): Oh My God They Were Room-Mates

Tyler’s Shitty Dad: Go Suck A Dick

BONUS: Alfred (was that his name? the old guy who was the purple ranger before kendall): I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABY!

[bekaroth-reads]

Unmasked Varré x Reader

[Back at it again at the Lands Between krispy kream. Getting back into Elden Ring, and noticed this crazy tutorial figure doesn’t have nearly enough fictions for him. So, it seemed like a good place to start :) ]

You had once again found yourself in the underground portion of the Lands Between. There was not much of a reason for you to be down here. To be truthful, you were here simply to get away from people for a few days. Sure, there were things down here that could be dangerous, but there were things upside that could do that as well. And, the things down here were a bit less inclined to get you involved in their politics in some way. So, you found a place a little ways from a stream, enjoying the ever starry atmosphere for as long as you could.

It seemed like you were going to get through these next few days without seeing or hearing from any other person at all, but that’s when you ended up running into someone. There was a man kneeling by the stream, using its gentle flow to help clean a small blade in his hand. The slightly pebbled ground near the edge of the water crunched when you took another step. This caused the man’s head to shoot up, followed quickly by a glare in your direction that you could still make out despite the considerable distance between the two of you; his defensive body langue helped to solidify its arrival. Not wanting to do any fighting, but worried you might have to based on the man’s glower, you quickly rested your hand on your own weapon while trying to defuse the situation by calling out, “Sorry! I didn’t mean to startle you over there!”

The look on the man’s face quickly melted into excitement as he exclaimed something with matching vigor, but the two of you were still too far away for you to hear what he said. That was being changed as he was quickly approaching you. While you did not think there was any ill intent, there was still something that made you nervous about a stranger heading toward you so quickly. It seemed like you were correct in thinking so as when he was only about five meters away from you, you saw that there was an unknown marking of some kind on his forehead and a sort of crazed look in his eyes that you could see even from where you were. But, before you could do anything about the situation, the man said something else that effectively stunned you and stunted every thought you could have had.

“Lambkin!” A familiar voice came from the unfamiliar face.

You were completely zoned out trying to process what was happening, but Varré didn’t seem to notice as once he was close to you he continued talking. “Imagine meeting you here of all places. You have been keeping yourself quite busy of late, and I was starting to think you had forgotten about your poor, friend Varré.” The last part he said with a fake pout. He dropped the act when he noticed that you hadn’t moved an smidge since he had first seen you. “Is something the matter?” He asked, more quizzical than concerned. Varré stepped even closer and turned your face this way and that with his hand before noting, “Perhaps a fever of some kind. At least that’s what the hue of your cheeks seem to denote.”

It was then that you realized your internal thoughts were expressing themselves externally, even if it was not with words. Those soon came quickly, and tripped over each other in their effort to run out at once. There was never a time that you thought that something like a missing mask would feel so frazzling, practically scandalous even, but here seeing Varré’s true face for the first time it felt like you had just walked in on him changing or the like. The oddest part about it was it didn’t feel that way when you thought he was a stranger. Yet, as soon as you knew without a doubt that it was him, the whole mood flipped completely.

Of all the rambling that you had done, the only bit that you consciously comprehended, and seemingly the only thing that he was able to understand was when you finished off the flustered sentiment with a warbled, “I am SO sorry!” Based on the look he had, this whole thing was extremely amusing to him. Varré’s mouth quirked into a smirk that matched the one his mask wore as his eyes narrowed slightly crinkling his nose for a second when they did. “Whatever for?” He hummed as he feigned to be still looking over your face, using it as an excuse to run a finger along your cheek with the sole purpose to scramble your brain even more.

“Well, it’s just that I didn’t mean to- It isn’t- you aren’t wearing-“ you tried to articulate, but failed miserably. It seemed that he knew what you were referring to. He had almost forgotten he didn’t have his mask on. And, while this would be something that he might be a bit self conscious about, the sight of you about to combust with sweet, sweet, face burning embarrassment highly outweighed any negative feelings of his own. “Hm? Oh, you don’t think I wear that thing all my life, do you?” He teased with a pinch to your nose. “Well, I didn’t know. I mean, some people it’s a culture thing. I didn’t know what-“

Varré was quick to shush this nervous tirade by placing a finger on your lips. “Hush, or you’ll work yourself into being sick. It’s simply a part of the trade. Hygiene and anonymity and the such.” He explained. “Anonymity?” You echoed in question. “Yes, well, with the sort of work required in being a war surgeon, one does not often want their face to be seen. Uniform makes it difficult to tell us surgeons apart from a distance.”

All you were able to respond with was, “Ah.” Things were starting to overwhelm you again. That seemed to be a common experience with Varré. You knew that he got some sort of a kick being both the one to throw you into the proverbial ocean depths and also being the one to pull you from it. Yet, you would forget how drastic he could be with this duality until you saw him again. And, to scold yourself, you didn’t seem to mind as much as you should have.

“Still feeling strange? Perhaps I should take a closer look then.” He chuckled at how your breath caught as you when you all too quickly replied, “No need for that. I’m fine.” Varré, of course, paid you no mind. Dismissing you with a, “And, who is the trained professional here?”

“Trained? Perhaps. Professional? No.” You managed to tease once you were not quite so flustered as his newly seen face left your view. This was short lived as his unfiltered voice hummed into your ear, “Mind your manners, lambkin.” He made sure to puff as much air onto your ear as possible as he said the pet name, and lived for the shivers it caused. Varré moved his face from the right side of yours to the left. When there he started to pretend to hum in thought as he inspected something. And, as he pantomimed his medical examination, he was sure to move close enough to brush some of the stubble on his face across your cheek. This is what made you finally question, “What are you even doing right now?”

This pulled a small laugh from him. “Why, looking for the cause of your ailment. Not having much luck as of yet. But, perhaps,” He move his face so that his lips were only centimeters away from yours, “I might better my chances of results somewhere up here.” Your breath hitched again as his fanned over you with feather light touches. There was nothing said between the two of you, both waiting for the other to make the next move; which you both knew wasn’t going to be from you. All you were able to do at the moment was try to figure out what exactly had gotten into the mad surgeon to urge him to act this way; his eyes being the only thing you were able to see, and they were all consuming, almost burning.

Then he was suddenly walking away. “Hm, oh, well. Something’s are fated to be a mystery.” Varré said dismissively as he continued up the edge of the stream. He turned to look at you still dazed by everything and once again got a foxlike sense of mischief on his face. “I supposed though, not being sure if you are well or not, and seeing as we’re both down here, I might as well move my encampment next to yours. Safety in numbers and that sort of thing. You don’t mind the idea, do you, lambkin?” Varré asked. You gained your thoughts and answered, “Well, I-“

“Wonderful! I knew you would agree.” He interjected, answering for you. “Now, you sit yourself here while I go and get my things.” He instructed while turning all the way back around to fully look at you. “And, I’ll be sure to keep my mask off since you enjoy it so much. Should lead to a great deal of fun.” Varré laughed heartily at your expense as he once again started to leave to go retrieve his things. As soon as he was where he couldn’t see you, you rushed down to the stream to splash the cool water onto your burning face.

Usually, you would be glad for some company. But, something gave you the feeling that you were in for what would essentially be an evening of torture. Varré seemed to have already planned things out. And, once again, you had to scold yourself for not minding such a thought as much as you should have.

[emo4life]

music tag 💗

rules: put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that come up. then tag 10 others to do the same!

thank u @hongkongtaxi for tagging !!

1. landslide // fleetwood mac

2. ramble on // led zepplin

3. si estuviésemos juntos // bad bunny

4. tap out // the strokes

5. 200 mph // bad bunny

6. sicilian pastrole // (from the godfather ? bye)

7. nobody // mitski

8. the chain // fleetwood mac

9. i want to hold your hand // the beatles

10. april come she will // simon & garfunkel

( bonus cuz the godfather one shouldn’t count 😭 11. she live // maxo kream & megan thee stallion)

@peachessence @kurapikasjudgementchain @emonovia @typonegative @cheekisses @rayztoro @horch4tas @eraserheadbabe @moonstruk

[theendlessriverforeverandever]

I was tagged by @peachesn-kream, thank you! 💖 (Also, I hate how this is formatted, I apologise, Tumblr’s being a bitch 🙄) Age: 20 
Birthplace: Ireland 🇮🇪 
 Current time: 12.54
Drink you last had: Juice 
Easiest person to talk to: Either my mam, my boyfriend or my best friend, but I suppose in general my mam because she listens to me ramble on when I’m anxious about stupid stuff ☺️
 Favourite song: High Hopes - Pink Floyd, Wanderlust - The Weeknd, Marvin’s Room/Buried Alive Interlude - Drake/Kendrick Lamar, to name but a few 😍
Grossest memory: Probably when I got glass stuck up my big toe 😩
Horror yes or no: Yes, but it has to be done right!
In love: Yep 😍💖
Jealous of people: 
Sometimes, although I try my best not to be
Killed someone: God no 😂
Love at first sight or should I walk past again: I like to think that love at first sight is a real thing 
Middle name: Elizabeth 
Number of siblings: None
One wish: For me and all my closest friends/family to have financial security, to not have to worry about money so much 
Person I called last: I have a feeling it was something official, I think maybe the revenue commissioners bc they spelled my name wrong on my tax form 🙄
Question I’m always asked: “How’s college going?“/“how’s the driving going?” 
Reason to smile: My boyfriend, friends and family, dogs 😍
Song you last sang: 
I think No Scrubs by TLC when I was doing my makeup yesterday 
Underwear colour: I’m not wearing any right now, oops 😂
Vacation: Favourite so far would probably have been either Barcelona or Newcastle, even though they’re basically polar opposites 😂
Worst habit: 
Overthinking everything 🙄
Your favourite food: Pizza 😍
Zodiac: 
Gemini ♊️
I tag (but pls don’t feel like you have to!!) @kissy0urdemons @juliatwomey @theberriesofwrath

[makinjakenpancakes]

Saban’s Power Rangers (2017) Head Canons / Predictions I NEED

Jason x Team

Jason tries to motivate the team with his favorite sports movie quotes. At first the others are impressed until Billy starts to Google some of them. Soon his favorite quotes get the team snickering.

The more Jason and Zack hang out the more they realized that had they met at a younger age they would have been inseperable.

Jason asks Trini for girl advice; sometimes she has wonderful pearls of wisdom. Other times her replies are “I don’t get girls either bro.”

Jason spent Friday with Billy watching Dragon Ball Z and spent that weekend marathining it. Mainly so he could connect with Billy (that’s a lie he loved it and needed more.)

Jason and Kim tend to disappear at oddly the same time during training or group hangouts. Only to return with smirks and the whole team just knows.

Trini x Team

Trini is the queen of the group chat jokes. Her sarcastic remarks mid class cause the team to collect detentions because of cackles. She does it to ensure more hang out time with them.

Trini and Kim bonded over stoner comedies like Cheech and Chong, Harold and Kumar and such. They pop popcorn, Zack sometimes pops by if they want some snacks and gets bored and leaves. They also love shows like Parks and Recs, Broad City and Brooklyn Nine Nine.

Trini and Zack play Dare or Eat. They have to do a dare or eat some weird food combination; like pickles and ice cream or their favorite food but with too much salt/ect. Both trying to see who says “No fuckin’ way!” first.

Trini and Billy bonded over comic books. Trini loves DC and Billy loves Marvel. They either trade what they have collected or send links to Amazon Deals on their favorite trades.  Instead of being two fans at each other’s throats over silly “this is better because” they both value the other’s opinions.

Trini always tries to get Jason to do another prank. But eventually she ends up having heart to hearts with him. They both talk for hours over a few stolen beers a fire and some s’mores. After a few he usually gushes about Kim and after a few she gushes about her new crush. Then they as people who drink talk about being so little in the universe and other things that people think are “mind blowing!”

Zack x Team

Zack always brings snacks or cooks. Especially when he gets the “Can’t today I’m not feeling so hot.” text.

Zack and Jason shared a couple beers and watched “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogeloo” on STARZ. Their inside joke is trying to out “break dance” each other. Most of the time ending in three other rangers laughing hysterically.

Zack once the culinary bug bit him he started to bug Trini. He wanted to know her family’s secret recipes. Only to be told that they were not as good but he should keep trying. (No one cooks better than anyone’s grandmother, we all know this.)

Zack and Billy found an old PlayStation2 and brought it home. They both had looked around and shared their favorite style games. Zach loved Tony Hawk while Billy loved RPGs. Soon they both sook out other games and would spend hours talking ‘classic’ game.

Zack and Kim share music, trade their CDs. They share their Spotify/Pandora playlist. It’s usually just a ‘Hey what’cha listening to know?” text. Zack is still not ready to sing at Karaoke night but maybe soon. He needed to learn the lyrics because he hated failing.

Billy x Team

Billy always suggests movie nights and his father had quite the collection of amazing pop cultural gold movies. Jason likes to do out of context movie quotes to get the others to smirk.

Billy and Trini always test their “civilian powers” sometimes they race each other. Sometimes they see who can ‘leap the tallest building.” They have a lot of in-jokes as they still both feel like loners.

Zack and Billy bake things because baking is more like chemistry while cooking is a bit ‘wild.’ They both team up to make the team birthday or anniversary cakes. Billy always asks how to be more confident. Zack smiles and reassures Billy that he is doing fine.

Kim since day one was very protective of Billy. Not because of his autism but because she felt a mighty need to rise him up. She would rather take the licks of a battle so Billy could arise and show his true potential.

Jason even though not as tall; his personality towered over Billy. But Jason was protective of everyone. But something about Billy made him feel like a true brother. Soon the three Jason, Zack and Billy would become the best of brothers and they would all support and protect each other in a time of need.

Kim x Team

When Kimberly is bored she sings softly. Sometimes she forgets people are around her. Jason always listens. Trini chuckles but only because it has become sort of a meme in the whole group.

Kim was always attentive to Billy. She liked when he rambled or his conversations went way far south of their destinations. She loved his passion and was slightly jealous of it as well.

Zack always asks about her heritage and cuisine as they are both fellow Asian. They have that connection even though he is Chinese and she is Indian but they were still Asian. Nothing would break that bond. They also shared a made-up languge they created just to tease the gang.

Kim had dated a guy Jason knew prior to her “downfall.” But they were nothing alike. It wasn’t like she went from a sedan to another sedan. She upgraded when she had at first befriended Jason and then soon became more. The way he held her made her feel safe and in his weak moments he felt safe with her holding him.

Kim and Trini continue to Snapchat each other with filters and silly text. They were the only two on the team to ‘fully embrace’ the trend. But their ‘stories’ always had at least one other ranger. Plus it helped them pick their outfit of the day.

WHAT I WANT IN A SEQUEL

Krispy Kream is destroyed and refuses to rebuild. But a jovial entrepreneur Ernie builds a Youth Center/Juice Bar.

Two new students transfer to Angel Grove, Farkas Bulkmeier and Eugene Skullovitch. They quickly bond in their disdain of Angel Grove’s five delinquents and their obsession of unmaking these new superheroes dubbed the Power Rangers. Misadventures ensue.

Zack meets Angela; a trans girl he falls for.

Tommy Oliver is a new student from Arizona. She left her Native American Tribe (As a white guy I’ll take any advice) because her parent’s hated Arizona and wanted to move to the better Angel Grove.

Rita lands on the moon then is revived by her master Lord Zedd. I want him to look grotesque and sound terrifying. I want them to send more monsters with stupid names. Possible montage of fight/zord/megazord fights.

Evil Native American Tommy is Major Villain until Rita and Zedd are stopped.

More Jason x Kimberly kissed.

Tommy as the End Credit becomes good. Falls for Trini.

Uncle Steve teaches Kimberly to fly/make her want to be a pilot and travel the world.

Jungle Karma Pizza reference.

[heavykream]

You're cursed with rapid pregnancy and your body grows with it. And a craving for cum. Each time someone cums inside you, your number of babies multiplies. Does that sound like a curse?

I can see it now. I probably wronged a witch, maybe took her parking spot or grabbed the last bottle of coke zero. So, in a devious act of revenge, she curses me to become a breeding succubus of sorts. Because, hey, who would want to be burdened with a crazy libido and a superfetative womb that's guaranteed to get pregnant? ME! I would. While my belly is bursting at the seams with 12, 14, 20 babies?! I'll do everything I can to find the witch and thank her! Maybe I'll even make a business out of it. Something niche, and underground, for the super freaks into being dominated by hyper pregnant women. Each week, fly a lucky fan over to put a couple dozen babies in me and livestream it for others to watch! For others, it's definitely a curse, but clearly, it's a blessing for me.

[heavykream]

Belly rubs and kisses that fill your stomach with a horde of monstrous offspring

Hmm~? Really? Is that what you want?

You saw how enormous this pregnant belly was; tight, stretched, squirming with densely packed brood; and decided "she could be bigger!" Well, go ahead! Pepper wrap your arms around me (at least what you can reach) pepper my belly with lots and lots of kisses. Three baby per kiss. Sometimes… or well, often times more. These eggs are crazy fertile and are begging to be seeded, even if non-traditionally. A kiss here and there may plant 5 or 10. Ooh~ I think that one just added another 15.

But don't worry about that. Just kiss as much as you want. Trust me, I can handle it. I'd say my body is built for breeding, but that doesn't cut it. It's more an insatiable desire for it. The bigger, the better. The real question is if the this cramped little room will last before you're done. I'm taking up so much space now, but you haven't let up. Not a problem, not a problem. Being "too big" only makes things more exciting

[heavykream]

Even if I don't mention it, you should always assume I'm hyper pregnant, at least 8ft tall, and have tiddies that could support an industrial farm.

[heavykream]

Aside from pregnancy and cum inflation, what are your favorite ways of making someone grow?

Breast expansion's a big one Weight gain can be fun. Though I'm not into "blob fat" stuff. More chubby, BBW, and SSBBW Feederism, gorging on a ton of food Vore... I really like huge bellies. Pregnancy and cumflation are just my favorite bellies by a huge margin

Giant(ess). I usually lean more towards mini-GTS cause easier for characters to interact. But I'm not going to say no to being taller than a planet. Though, I do still like them to be big and growy in other aspects too

Ass expansion is fun. But I do have limitations there. Sorta. It's silly to get into the whole "but that's not how the body works" when I've made tons of posts about tearing apart reality through pregnancy. But I dunno, there's a lot of ass expansion art that starts lengthening the legs to make room for more ass, which, for me, looks unappealing. But even when an artist attempts a more "real" form, it's hit or miss. Doesn't help I'm way more a tiddies person than ass.

And of course dick and balls are crazy fun too!

And then I can get real granular. Hyper engorged areola atop gargantuan boobs. Hyper productive ovaries bulging on either side of a giga pregnancy. Long tongues are great. Not something I'd focus much on, but it's nice as a sort of "garnish." Like, I wouldn't do a whole post about having a weight, hyper long tongue on it's own. But full body titfuck + make out, while forcing my tongue upon theirs is hot.

Hyper sperm Hyper ova/eggs

It isn't EVERYTHING. I have limits. Not very into hyper muscles. or hyper lips, or bimbofication (gyaru is fine, but gyaru isn't bimbo anyways, but some people lump the two together). Also tend to have a huge preference towards natural boobs. Big is big, so show me Beshine, and I'll still enjoy it. But I'm more in the Norma Stitz camp. The weight, and sag of natural boobs does way more for me.

There's def more that I'm missing, so feel free to ask!

[heavykream]

You know your hyper pregnancy fetish is fucked up if you start thinking about details down to mega packed fallopian tubes

[heavykream]

Oh, I'm thinking a full course breeding sounds fun~

How do you feel about tentacles?

Tentacles are loved! Especially when part of a massive hive. They're probably used to victims struggling, begging to be released, but I welcome them with open arms and many wombs to fill. Whatever they need, I'm here to help! On a related note, been a while since I gone through a good tentacle set. Feel like cumflation and tentacles went hand-in-slimy appendage, but nowadays most cumflation is done through a hyper cock. I miss my squirmy friends. People were open to get way weirder with them

[heavykream]

What if we bred you so your womb, stomach, breasts, and balls were all nice and full of monstrous offspring~?

What if? That's a good question - or would be, if I wasn't already heavy with monstrous offspring. But, you're always welcome to provide more! As full as I am (there's not even a quarter inch of give to any of my wombs, especially the belly), I can ALWAYS make room for more~ Just pick your favorite hole, or if you're brave go for the full course breeding session, and I'll handle the rest

[heavykream]

Womb, stomach, balls, and breasts, all growing fuller and fuller with babies. Contractions in your stomach causing you to hiccup and burp while the brood in your balls makes you cum almost constantly~

So this might be weird, but throw in going about my day as normal, and this would be ideal slice of life for me.

There's something about every inch of my body screaming with pleasure, except it all registers as a fun, little tingle. Rock hard and spewing baby-batter like a firing hose. Boobs pour extra thick milk down my bloated curves. Hundreds upon hundreds of kicks pounding at my insides. And of course, all the intense contractions.

Things any normal person would be mind broken by, but I tank it. Not numb to it, it still feels good! But I can grab the mail, make a snack, or just chill like it wasn't happening.

(And, so long as the burps aren't stinky. Smell is weird. I love musk and sweat. But burps are a stink I don't care for. Do love burps in a "relieve pressure" way, though)

I need to be absolutely packed to the brim and have the bodily strain to show it. So, as a bonus, throw in crisscrossing stretch marks and veins.

[heavykream]

I lean hard towards femdom, but I can be submissive! Except it's clear I'm still in charge. I just enjoy letting my pet melt their mind as they rail me. Once they tucker out, I'll praise them for a job well done! ...And maybe go an extra round or two.