#kratoms

[mezmer]

~~×``~°**-^•**Kratom stim Board 🍃🍃**--~~×°•°`°^

[momhorror]

a little art project i made during a psychosis episode back in november '22

[prolibytherium]

The contents of this fridge haunt and enchant me

[stlamb]

head hurts and no one loves me and everyone is so mean to me and i'm sensitive

[smilesession]

my recommendation for everyone in every scenario is kratom. if you got brain fog take kratom. if you’re depressed take kratom. if you’re anxious take kratom. if you’re craving alcohol or drugs take kratom. if you’re suicidal take kratom. if you feel like you just can’t get organized take kratom. when im not regularly taking kratom im not even functional, neither productive nor taking care of myself nor at rest, just feeling like a murdered animal slowly dying. until i take kratom

[magictreekratom]

Kratom capsules are a form of supplement or medication that contains powdered kratom leaves packed into capsules for oral consumption.

Find more at www.wearemagictree.com

[realbeefman]

[scarabteeth]

art about kratom highs

[snarp]

In the US, if you want to buy ONLY products for which you can easily access 3rd-party heavy metals/pesticide/bacterial testing data, it's pretty easy for shit like… weed and kratom.

But for ginger, cumin, or pepper...? TOO BAD, BITCH. File a FoIA request and hope that the FDA's 4 remaining full-time employees at some point got around to checking in on that specific company/product! We are experiencing unusually high FoIA volume!! Your request will be answered in: 13 months!!!

17 MONTHS LATER: We have no data for a company called "MacKormick"

MEANWHILE, ELSEWHERE: yeah we think your heart-healthy daily bowl of cinnamon oatmeal has done something to your fuckign. bronchioles?

you basically need lungs now

[daryj]

make you mine

25.07.2024

capas para doação aqui

[throwingmuses]

[momhorror]

artwork by aleksandra waliszewska

[satellitecock]

Office Rhymes

Got caught up with the printer so I'm just waiting Yeah, bethany in the office, she just hating Got 10 green cups all up on my desk All greened out, budgeting ain't a test Yeah I'm trad and I got my green lean. So constipated, all that comes out is a green bean

And I say fuck work, play Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine But ALT-TAB when my boss comes to my computer Yeah, hate that bitch, hoping for a mass shooter New eminem, new white rap music But green too, cuz kratom theraputic

[shrimptiddies]

[dennisboobs]

can i request a clip/gif of denniss first reaction to the boba

incredible request thank you

[prolibytherium]

questiokn do you still have your evil tea recipe to clean out ur sinuses 🙏 i miss being able to breathe

I can't find the post so remaking it

EVIL HOT TODDY

Ingredience: (*= hard requirement)

Water *

Garlic (as much as you can handle) *

honey *

some sort of throat-soothing tea for a base like licorice or echinacea or etc. You won't be able to taste it

liquor* (traditionally Fireball, you kind of want this beverage to be as dogshit as possible). If non alcoholic add apple cider vinegar I guess

apple cider vinegar

lemon or lime juice

cayenne pepper *

Actually hot pepper, dealer's choice. Sometimes I chop a habenero.

anything else in your possession that seems vaguely medicinal. Herbs. Juices. Dissolve a couple of cough drops. Who gives a fuck.

STEPS

Boil water and steep tea base and add everything except the garlic/liquor

chop/crush garlic. Let it sit for 10 minutes, which I read somewhere 'activates' its antibacterial properties, which is probably bullshit but I like the mystery so I'm not fact checking it.

Add garlic after 10 minute 'activation' period

Steep until it has started to cool enough to drink. DO NOT REMOVE THE GARLIC. YOU HAVE TO DRINK IT WITH THE GARLIC.

Add liquor once it's at a drinkable temperature, you don't want the alcohol content reduced.

Consume

Eat the garlic too

You are now at least a little drunk and have no remaining sensation in your throat, thus solving the problem of your sore throat

You will now smell like garlic for days