#kpop memes incorrect quotes

[thathyperarmystay]

Minho: Go on! Who dares to challenge me?!

Jisung: *stands up* I will!

Minho: No, no honey, sit back down. Kim Seungmin can challenge in your place.

Seungmin: What the fuck have I done???

[wishfuldr3aming]

Jisung, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please.

Minho: * blushes *

Jisung, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

[incorrect-changlix]

chan, scolding jeongin and seungmin: why are you two so chaotic? when I was your age I was well behaved! I was calm! I didn’t bite strangers!

jeongin: you had things we didn’t when you were our age.

chan: like what?!

seungmin: dinosaurs

[wooyoungisbaby]

Seonghwa is Tired™ post no... i think 4?

[more ateez memes] · pls reblog :)

[meowmk]

nct crack tweets part 4

[incquotesx]

jungkook : bitch

jimin : *blocked*

jungkook, calling jimin : wait, unblock me I've something to tell you

jimin : *unblocked*

jungkook : bitch

[ourdadai]

✿ i.n ꒰ stray kids ꒱ lockscreens !

[st-r-aykid-s]

Kidnapper: I have taken your kid hostage.

Chan: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud and annoying one.

Chan: Which one? I have seven.

[incorrectsebongteen]

Dino: *is throwing stones at Seungkwan's window*

Seungkwan: You have a phone for a reason, Dino!

*THUD*

Seungkwan: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

[sillylittlestan]

Them: You BETTER not be a cunty lifeguard from gag city when I get back

Me:

[skz-fanfic-recs]

“don’t get too caught up in that shipping stuff,” seungmin warns from behind them. “or else you’ll end up like hyunjin, falling down rabbit holes watching shipping analysis videos at 1 in the morning and texting me to ask what are we?” hyunjin flushes a bright red. “the videos are convincing.”

[thathyperarmystay]

Chan: I just asked Minho what the meaning of life is to him.

Seungmin: So?

Chan: He said cats and ass.

Seungmin: Oh? All ass?

Minho: *from another room* Every ass except yours, bitch

[wishfuldr3aming]

Felix: You believe me? Chan: Felix, you’re like the last good person in the world. Chan: I’d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

[vanilla-almond-cupcake]

bts: *messes up the choreo*

hoseok: *glares*

the rest of bts: *fearing for their lives*, *tell my parents I love them* *help* *if I beg for forgiveness will I be saved?* *we done messed up folks* *rip bts 2013-2024*

[nixwolfe]

A Stray Kids Meme

Minho: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Felix: ...I did. I broke it.

Minho: No. No, you didn't. Seungmin?

Seungmin: Don't look at me. Look at Changbin.

Changbin: What?! I didn't break it.

Seungmin: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Changbin: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Seungmin: Suspicious.

Changbin: No, it's not!

Jisung: If it matters, probably not, but Hyunjin was the last one to use it.

Hyunjin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Jisung: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Hyunjin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jisung!

Felix: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, hyung.

Minho: No! Who broke it!?

Changbin: Minho...Jeongin's been awfully quiet.

Jeongin: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing.]

Minho: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Bang Chan: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[meowmk]

nct crack tweets part 2 here u go enjoy ily