#konan's like

[akatsukirites]

Writing dramatic smut always comes with the task of saying really unsexy things and turning them into not-unsexy-things-even-if-its-sad like:

“I have no skill for pleasure, Konan-san.” He says, unabashed not out of pride but because || aka. Kisame has literally NO IDEA what to do and it's not like he's embarassed or anything. It's just that Kiri was so dehumanizing that he doesn't even understand that he's supposed to be embarassed for lack of experience.

"But Konan-san… won't you–" He struggles to be find the polite way to ask. "What about the child?" || aka. 'DID I JUST KNOCK YOU UP? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT.'

Considering his state of undress, || aka. Kisame sitting on the floor with his dicks out just staring off into space

“Then let me show you.” Her fingertips press against his chest, guiding him down to the floor. “Would that be alright?” || aka. me trying to write sexy consent

[bl00dalchemist]

uoughhhh here it is!

I picked characters I don't usually draw, plus Kabuto bc I love him a lot, sue me.

[chiyobaasama]

kishimoto may be afraid of tall women but not me

[obitoslover]

Ronin Obito and Konan I love you both sO SO MUCH

[kokushibe]

Konan dedicated to Anum @desi-pluto

[masterhandss]

Anzu & Ensemble Girls references (but it's mostly just her little step-brother)

I really enjoy drawing tenn(kousei)-kun, I just thing the ensembleverse protags are so interestinfg!! (depictions aren't 100% accurate btw but based on other fanon works with him in it)

[ultra-wack]

Random sterf 😛😛

[uchiha-gaeshi]

Obito is really sticking to the bit when he calls Konan a "little girl" even though she's literally 4 years older than him...

[chanssimping]

everyday i think of hidan and everyday i cry because i miss him

yknow what. NO. everyday i think about ALL THE AKATSUKI. and cry TERRIBLY because i miss them TERRIBLY.

[okamirayne]

Ha. Hidan working some stellar PR for the Akatsuki.

[mossphorescent]

The Akatsuki? More like the Acekatsuki. Ha ha. Ha . ha haha. *Gets shot but does NOT die, as my super cool and based opinions have made me invincible*

[thesauce8]

my favs did not conform to the system what are you talking about

[n0-n1c]

about to blow that madara-tobi freak out of the water 🧨

📃🏙️📄

as is becoming a habit, more details under cut :)

take a look at this bustling city we can be proud to call our own! in the embrace of waters deep six hundred billion seeds i have sown (all ready to bloom. aren't they pretty?) now comes a time for you to reap (every piece is a piece of me)

the paper collage part was made from a single newspaper in a fit of inspiration

the vaguely heart-like shape in the middle was a pain to make natural while keeping the wings as i wanted them.

i wanted to include a faint rainbow, or rather several color-tinted arches of exploding tags in the reflection. it didn't want to work with the composition.

most of the papers in her wings aren't distorted by the water. wonder what that means

deep dark... deep dark... alluring light at the very bottom...

now to the poem:

amegakure is suspiciously modern. best place to live! except for the war and rain and heavy industry and vaguely threatening leader with a god complex.

if this was the closing verse of something longer, the opening verse would be this: we were made out of stainless steel where others were left out to corrode only the strongest welcome the rain over a pit stop on war road

kishimoto has no idea how numbers work. i usually play with the timeline & ages to get something that makes sense at the moment (even thinking about team minato ages hurts). however 600,000,000,000 is an insane number i'm keeping.

(can't find the original post that first mentioned this but i've already incorporated it into my konan lore:) konan has a plan to take down any member of the akatsuki. very batman-like of her. except every plan involves an incredible number of exploding tags. "konan is the only sane one in the akatsuki"? she is sitting in their meetings while silently making exploding tags somewhere else. every time she lays her eyes on hidan or deidara or madara-tobi she ups the rate of production. i'm scared of big numbers because they overflow on accident or you have to think about what special type to give them & when you mess up an algorithm complexity they want to compute way over the heat death of several universes... (amateur c programmer with math background spotted) (btw in c it's long long int, 64 bits)

konan & flowers! i mean it's literally part of her design so why not indulge when she has created a literal minefield (except the whole field is made of bombs)

madara-tobi goes boom! poor obito finds field imagery around him (hatake, nohara). seems to be a normal japanese thing, but psst, let me enjoy this. mr fan-the-flame is drowned in fire

every piece is a piece of her. first of all, literally. don't tell me she sat down (cloned of course) and did calligraphy on regular paper by hand, and/or ruined the whole economy just for this. talk about putting your heart into something... second, she uses paper butterflies for spying. as in, she turns into hundreds or thousands of pieces (ch371; jiraiya assumes he's arriving in ame suuuper stealthily), all of them presumably directed by one consciousness. solid clones have copies of the original mind, and shadow clones can return memories only when they dispell. i can't imagine all the butterflies with a mind of their own and konan casually integrating such a number when she reforms. if that is the case, she is truly on another level. sidenote: nagato's paths of pain share line of vision. he's literally operating 6+1 bodies at once. you know what? i bow to that. let him enjoy his godhood!

in conclusion: she had the audacity & the 600,000,000,000 plan almost worked! my top 3 female character in naruto

[nohara-rin-dot-mp3]

implied nsfw under the cut

[masterhandss]

Illustrations I drew for the 10th year Anniversary of "The Opportunity Maker Arrives! The Door to Your Blooming Paradise" aka Paradise the troublemakers backstory event in Anzu's POV (which was released on 09.14.14)! (1)(2)

[wistfulpoltergeist]

List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥♥

Aww, thank you! It's time to reveal something about KONAN! His eyes are up there, btw XD

1) He is a former Navy SEAL and an MMA fighter. This telling Konan is all about physicality and endurance. He loves good challenges and never misses a chance to improve his body mobility. His army mates are still his only family. (Roland, I'm looking straight at you :D)

2) Konan was born in Sulani, left his heart to the ocean. He is proficient in surfing and finds fishing calming. After the war, he worked as a fisherman on a ship in the Atlantics. Survived several storms and saw that the ocean returned his feelings.

3) He plays the guitar and drums, goes nuts about good old Metal and Epic and finds any other music genre void of power and spirit.

4) Konan's religion is shamanism. He is prone to ancient rituals, listening to the wind and waves and trusting Mother Nature. That's why he never parts with his amulets and can predict the weather or survive any cataclysm.

5) He comes from a very poor family that had to move from place to place in a van and live like hippie-gipsies. Since being a boy, he detested rich and important people and believed they were all corrupted meaningless shells. He changed his mind when he met Arwin, his new source of inspiration and trust in people.

From me I can only add that Arwin has no idea how he managed to return Konan trust in people being either depressed or anxious about his relationships with Aidan most of the time they spent together :D

(づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡