#koltc memes

[ct-9902]

happy a few days after release day day have some tim tams

[cecebookworm]

The fact that my friend didn’t respond to this is an exile worthy level crime:

[leighcrescentbooks]

what if i did character introductions and posted about my silly little headcanons and memes and things about the book i've been working on since 2020 like it has an actual fandom...

similar books/media: keeper of the lost cities, harry potter, red queen, star wars, the lunar chronicles, the hunger games, divergent, throne of glass, six of crows

[booksarekool]

Sophie: (minding her business in a museum)

Fitz: *to the beat of call me maybe*

🎵Hey I just met you

🎵And this is crazy

🎵But your an elf

🎵So come with me maybe 😃🌝✨

[sparkles-make-anything-better]

Listen.

It WORKS

Sophie: I want to do this very important mission alone. Maybe with Keefe, since his mom is involved, BUT NO ONE ELSE I'M NOT PUTTING ANYONE IN DANGER

Fitz:

Biana:

[jobiedog]

*The gang getting ready to fight the neverseen by getting throwing stars and bombs etc..*

Keefe/Dex is vigorously licking a candy cane into a spike as a mode of defence

[theunmappedstar]

juline: can you turn on the lights?

kesler: i don’t need to. you’re the only light i need in my life.

juline: dear, i can’t see.

[fitzvackertheritzcracker]

Sophie, dragging a very confused Linh to a museum: I am here to donate a masterpiece

[gingerthemoonlark]

The kotlc gang as things said at rehearsal for my school's fall play

Fitz: have fun with this while it lasts. Next year we're back to Shakespeare.

Sophie: I AM the wall

Biana: I love that for you

Keefe: *randomly starts dancing backstage*

Dex: *joins in*

Tam: if you were going to have a Janice meeting it would be at a graveyard. They're all ancient or dead.

Linh: granola bars give me life

Sophie again: sleep? I don't know her. Or him. Or them. What's sleeps pronouns???

Keefe: everyone here is either ace or horny. Raise you hand if you're ace! See? The rest of us are suuuuper horny.

[black-swans-and-moonlarks]

Keefe: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Ro: Literally or figuratively?

Keefe: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

[hanmegumi]

Dex: Lex's full name is Lexter

Sophie: Pfft-

Dex: I'm not kidding

Keefe: What do you mean, you are not kidding?

Dex: It's true. And Bex's full name is Bexter

Sophie: Liar

Dex: I'm not lying

Keefe: *shivering* You have to be. It's not-

Dex: Rex's full name is Rexter

Sophie: nO-!

Dex: I swear to god

Keefe: *crying* liAR- YOU ARE A FRICKING LIAR

Dex: I am not

Sophie: *sobbing* shUT UP ALREADY JUST-

Dex: Dexter, Lexter, Bexter and Rexter

Sophie and Keefe: *screaming*

[cecebookworm]

I’m just going to drop three KOLTC theories down here quick because I’ve had them on my mind forever and I’m hoping with the graphic novel coming out in a few days we’ll also get news on the next book.

Theory 1: The mysterious person mentioned on page 527 of Unlocked who Oralie can’t remember is going to be revealed to be Prentice. We know form Stellarlune that I seems likely that Prentice did end up working with Kenric, on what? Don’t know.

NOTE: I also can’t help but feel like whatever he was doing with Kenric is what got him arrested but that’s more of a blind suspicious dart than a definitive theory.

Theory 2: This is more of a statement than a genuine theory but I think Keefe has already sort of reached the height of his ability. At least when Sophie is enhancing him. On the bottom of page 50 of Stellarlune Lady Gisela says, “I don’t know. Do you think he’ll (Keefe) be able to influence someone’s emotions?” Keefe’s dad replies with, “No Empath can do that.” We’ve seen Sophie Enhance Empaths other than Keefe a few times before (Stina and Oralie mainly) but what Keefe describes (Being able to tap into someone’s emotional center and “guide” there feelings) is never brought up expect with him. You’d think during the whole “Learning to control her enhancing” thing with Oralie in Legacy Oralie would have brought it up, but she doesn’t really seem to notice (or have it.) Leading me to believe that this is a Keefe exclusive thing. Having nothing to do with the strength of the Empath, and more to do with Stellarlune. Which means that the only way Keefe can ever reach his full potential and complete his “legacy” is if Sophie (or some other enhancer but that’s no fun) is at his side. :)

Theory 3: I have had this theory wading around my mind since the night Unlocked came out and I scimmed through the files on all the Intelligent Species. It states in the one about goblins that no goblin has defected to join the Neverseen yet but doing so would, quote on quote, “If they did decide to break their treaty with the elves, it would be disastrous— particularly if any bodyguard turned against there charge.” Hmmmm… hmmm… HMMMMMMM. Now, obviously this is foreshadowing but the two main goblin body guards present in the series (Sandor and Griziel) are so loyal it can’t be them. But not every bodyguard is as loyal as them, particularly when there charge, shall I say, enjoys vanishing and running off? Yes, I am referencing Biana and Woltzer. Now, I can acknowledge that merely having a bad charge who constantly runs off isn’t enough to build that kind of resentment (I mean seriously, look at Sophie and Sandor. Girl has done that a lot.) but, at the bottom of page 498 of Stellarlune (which really just solidified this theory in my mind and left me screaming) when there loosing there collective minds over the dropping of the trolls treaty and they bring up the goblin treaty Woltzer says, “Is this peace? Or forced submission?” AND SANDOR IMMEDIATELY SHUTS HIM UP! *cue the “I am telling you! That mfer— that mfer” meme*. So yes, he is definitely the goblin traitor who will defect first and get a bunch to join him.

All around… seems like the next book is going to be interesting.

[crymeariveronceagain]

[aehr-canter]

Y'all wonder what would happen if the Weasley twins met Keefe, I wonder what would happen if Bellatrix Lestrange met Lady Gisela.

Well they could either kill each other (forgetting that Bella is already dead) or they could team up and conquer hell.

[keefesbluebiscuit]

What were the human movies Dex was watching, like was it classy like To Kill a Mockingbird.  Avengers?  Twilight. *GASP* Did Dex go through a twilight phase.  Inquiring minds need to know

[glitterbut]