#kol mikaelson incorrect quotes

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Kol: I could kill you if I wanted.

Y/n: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

@fitzs-trained-monkey @her-violent-delights

[fandoms--fluff]

Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol yes

Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol maybe

Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no

Kol: Kol no

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."

Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."

- Earlier that Day -

Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[writerrose1998]

Kol: How did you find me?

Elijah: I heard a giant explosion and thought, "Who could that be?"

[rosedforbes]

Caroline: wait, you think Klaus and I are dating?

Kol: well, duh.

Caroline: what?! okay- everyone, raise your hand if you think that Klaus and I are dating.

Everyone: *raise their hands*

Caroline:

Caroline: Klaus, put your hand down.

[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

Klaus: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

this is sooo Klaus I can't - 🤣😂

[iturnlemonadeintolemons]

Kidnapper: I have one of your siblings Elijah: Which one, I have five Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, spoiled one Elijah: Which one, I have five

[the-ultimate-obsessive-fangirl]

Family dinners

Elijah: ah y/n niklaus nice of you to finally join us please take a seat

Y/N: I'll get this side you get the other

Y/N+Klaus:*starts lifting up a bench*

Kol: what are you doing?

Klaus: he said to take a seat........

[morgane-art]

Rebekah : Elijah just found out about Kol and Davina.

Elijah : I think it's great for Kol.

Elijah : Davina could probably do better.

[winter-berries]

Kol: what would you do if i was kidnapped?

Klaus: wait 30 minutes until they gave you back

Elijah: you think they’d last 30 minutes?

Rebekah: you think someone would want to kidnap him?

Kol:

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Y/n, on the phone with Kol: Are you in my apartment?

Kol: Please, I haven’t snuck into your apartment in weeks. Which reminds me, you’re all out of peanut butter.

@fitzs-trained-monkey @her-violent-delights

[witchcraftandgeeknes]

Klaus: You know, I was starting to think that was a rumour Rebekah made up, like the Loch Ness Monster or the Bermuda Triangle.

Stefan: Rebekah made up the Bermuda Triangle?

Klaus: Don't be ridiculous, Stefan. That was Kol.

[fandoms--fluff]

Y/n: The kids are asleep

Elijah: ...We don't have kids

Y/n: Then tell that to you're little brother and sister who just asked me to tell them a story till they fell asleep

Elijah: Kol and Rebekah?

Y/n: Yep. I mean they were being cute, and I told them a story, but I thought you might like to know how we are now parents.

Elijah: We?

Y/n: They asked for you too, and got sad when I said you were on a phone call

Elijah: Ah, that makes sense why Kol also tried to convince me in giving him a piggyback ride yesterday.

Y/n: Did you give in?

Elijah: No, but then he went to Rebekah and sulked with her

Y/n: Parents?

Elijah pinching the bridge of his nose as y/n chuckles at him: Apparently we now are

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"

Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."

Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"

Klaus: "She knows things."

Y/N: "Like what?"

Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[writerrose1998]

Kol: The path to true inner peace starts with four little words. Kol: Not my fucking problem.

[rosedforbes]

[sitting in jail]

Caroline: so... who should we call?

Kol: I'd call Nik, but I feel safer in jail.