#kochan is so me

[apollotronica]

book i read ws confessions of a mask by yukio mishima by the way . if you even care

[sallymew4]

shigeko what r u doing in my stupid notes…..

[kissablelips-desireslure-vol2]

EATING OUT 2: SLOPPY SECONDS (2006)

KISS RANKING: 1 OF 5 (Sadly this pairing wasn't explored and this kiss and other stuff happened after the credits rolled but it was good)

JAMES MICHAEL BOBBY (as Allan)

&

JOSEPH MORALES (as Derek)

Directed By: Philip J. Bartell

Written By: Philip J. Bartell & Q. Allan Brocka

Synopsis: A gay man and his 2 gal pals hatch a plan to discover a handsome male model's sexual orientation. Kyle the male member of the trio decides to take the Model to an ex gay seminar (about gays going straight) to test the model's reaction.

Short Review: Well the plot had comedic overtones and undertones. The story was a bit weak and this movie series ran longer than it should have. First I loved the first movie and the second movie put me off because Ryan Carnes (Marc in the first) movie didn't return so they recast with Brett Chukerman so the character suffered in my opinion. I adore Brett Chukerman don't get me wrong it just seemed disingenuous to the character ad played by Ryan Carnes. Not to say the sequel was all bad as several cast members returned like Jim Verraros, Emily Brooke Hands and Rebekah Kochan as Kyle, Gwen and Tiffani. Plus the message was in acceptance of one's self and sexuality. And Brett did a respectable job as NuMarc.

[kerizaret]

okay okay hi again keri I WAS WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS DAY TO WONDERHOY BIRTHDAY BEAM YOU AS WELL!!!!! HBD ONCE AGAIN!!!!!! and i hope you'll accept the messy tsukasa doodle i can offer you as an exchange for the one you did for me!!! bc i promised!!!!!!

love youuuuuuuu!!!!! /p

ignore how shitty my handwriting is

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I HAVE BEEN WONDERHOY BEAMED AS IT WAS FORETOLD BY THE SCROLLS 🙏 THANK YOU S9 MUCH I AD9RE THIS I LOVE YOU TOOOO /P (and ur handwritijg is rly pretty!!! Better than mine /silly)

[toskarin]

so fucking funny to me that persona 5 named the soft pathetic boy character after fucking yukio mishima. what were they cooking

I mean, the soft and pathetic part makes sense when you remember that they were almost certainly basing him on "kochan"

[yellowmanula]

Thank you so much for your kind reactions and support. So, onwards, right? 💗 On September 30, I start the academic year, and the topic of my PhD seems fantastic to me. The recruitment committee at the University of Silesia responded to it with enthusiasm. I'll write more about this in a long article for Znak. Thanks to the dynamism of Prof. Marecki, I’m also part of a research team working on the Atari computer, and there’s another Kraków-based writer in the group (haha, maybe she'll brag about it herself). So, things are happening. You’re right that there’s no time for sadness—it’s better to express it in a beautiful or at least interesting way.

[lipowanoc]

Describing people in Polish - a few grammar remarks

Describing people in Polish requires either the use of Nominative or Instrumental case. Here's the short guide to it.

Quick reminder how to conjugate być (to be) in present tense:  ja jestem / ty jesteś / on  ona ono jest / my jesteśmy / wy jesteście / oni są

1.  być + noun in Nominative (the dictionary form)

Thanks goodness you can introduce yourself with the pattern " I + verb to be  + noun in Nominative (dictionary form, no strange endings)".  But that's actually limited to stating your name.

(Ja) jestem Tomek - I am Tomek

Wy jesteście Maria i Piotr? - Are you Maria and Piotr?

Note: You omit personal pronouns when it is clear who you're talking about. And while stating  "Jestem Tomek" it is obvious you talk about yourself because the verb "jestem" indicates it. You might use personal pronouns to put emphasis or contrast. Ex To jest Piotr, a  ja jestem Tomek - This is Piotr, and I am Tomek (contrast)

2.  być + noun in Instrumental

If you want to add any other noun to describe yourself or other people, then - here comes Instrumental.  To get Instrumenal,  you mostly add -"em" to masculine/ neutrum nouns and  you change the ending for  "ą" in feminine nouns (it's more complicated matter but let's stay with the basics for now). If you use adjectives or pronouns that describe the noun, then these adjectives and pronouns should be in Instrumental as well.

Nominative: silny  mężczyzna - Instrumenal: silnym mężczyzną  (strong man)

Nominative: znany lekarz - Instrumental: znanym lekarzem ( well-known doctor)

Nominative: dobra nauczycielka - Instrumental: dobrą nauczycielką (good female teacher)

Jestem dyrektorem firmy - I am a director of a company

Zaufaj mi, jestem inżynierem - Trust me, I am an engineer.

Maria jest nauczycielką w szkole podstawowej.  - Maria is a teacher in an elementary school.

Ona jest dobrą nauczycielką, dzieci ją lubią. - She is a good teacher, children likes her.

Państwo Wajda są naszymi sąsiadami - Mr. and Mrs. Wajda are our neighbours.

Wszyscy jesteśmy ludźmi i popełniamy błędy - we are all humans and we make mistakes.

3. być + adjective in Nominative

Uff, finally something easy. When you want to describe yourself or others just with the use of an adjective, then you use Nominative (dictionary form).

Ta nauczycielka jest dobra - This (female) teacher is good.

Ten lekarz jest bardzo znany - This doctor is very well-known.

Jestem piękna i mądra - I am beautiful and smart (female form).

but: Jestem piękną i mądrą kobietą (I am beautiful and smart woman) - here comes Instrumental, because adjectives don't stand alone, but describe a noun that follows.

Jesteś głupi - you're stupid - Nominative because you use an adjective

Jesteś idiotą - you're an idiot - Instrumental because you use a noun

4. "to / to jest + Nominative form "

"To jest ......"  could be translated as "This is....". Plural form: "To są..... " = "These are...."

This form is actually limited to description of a third person singular or plural. In its primary function it is a demonstrative form, like you point your finger and name things around you.

To jest kot!  - This is a cat.

To są moje kochane koty. - These are my beloved cats.

But you can build normal descriptive sentences  with this form. Often you can use only " to" ommitting "jest/ są".

Maria to (jest) dobra nauczycielka. - Maria is a good teacher.

Tomek to (jest) dyrektor firmy. - Tomek is a director of a company

Państwo Wajda to (są) nasi sąsiedzi - Mrs. and Mr. Wajda are our neighbours. 

So what's the difference between Maria  jest nauczycielką and Maria to nauczycielka? Well, it's subtle and both forms are quite interchangeable. To me "to jest" form is a little bit less formal, more conversational, used as a quick reaction or explanation. For example if you ask who is that Maria everybody are talking about, or why Maria is a little bit stuck-up, then you'd rather get an explanation that Maria to nauczycielka. But if you write Maria's bio, you'll use the form "Maria jest nauczycielką". Or if you ask about Maria's job, this form is likely to follow.

Edit: @gardens-and-cats thanks for correcting me!

[shori]

2022.09.29 Endless SHOCK @ Hakataza Theater in Fukuoka

Posting on my Tumblr so I can delete the thread on my Twitter and it looks better here than a series of 10+ tweets haha. I'm sad I didn't hit for SHOCK 2023 so time to relive seeing it last year. I got lucky and decided to just YOLO by applying for the self guided tour visa before borders opened back up officially like two weeks later lmao. I HAD TO GO since I'm a KinKi and Kisumai fan!

Koichi Zachou is really an oujisama 😍 Loved red hair Mitsu as rival. Wish I could have seen more shows because there's so much happening in all the scenes. Glad I got close seats in the 2nd floor especially to see Koichi's flying scenes in the second act 😭

9/29 13:00 show

I was so focused on Koichi at the beginning and I'm so used to Kochan's stage voice so when Mitsu first spoke I was like who omg it's HIROMITSU

I was very impressed with Mitsu's stage acting and singing just like many fans reported! His singing is very clear & smooth 💯

Matsuzaki & HIROMITSU are too cute as buddies. Zaki telling Mitsu to put his arms around Rika at the rooftop🙈 A few scenes I just laughed at their buddy bro dynamic.

Mitsu in the ❤️ patterned suit is cute 🥰 when he comes in with the bouquet & dances with Rika during It's a Wonderful Day. Man got guts to wear that heart patterned suit. Haha he's so charai just like how he is as idol... watch Kisumai Busaiku! 🤣

I think HIROMITSU is the happy go lucky charai rival that is more on KOICHI's level. He doesn't seem to get angry and is more sly and calculated.

I laughed at the Everybody Go lines 😂 I love the little references/adlibs. For my show since it was the day of Travis Japan's "world debut" announcement. After the rooftop scene they are crossing the stage~

Matsuzaki: There's a group making a world debut!

Mitsu on roller skates: Ehh Tora Tora..! 🐯🐯

Overall HIROMITSU gets along with everyone and have fun in the Company.

The solo for the rival, MOVE ON is such a good fitting song. I felt Shori had the cool youngster brash charisma in the performance. So it's nice to see how Mitsu's version has a different aura that was his own... he totally owned the stage. Dancing & charisma. 💯💯

I need to review the previous rivals and watch more closely but I can definitely see how others say Mitsu's version is different. I felt his version was more calm, diligent, and mature and more of KOICHI's equal. He didn't crumble emotionally and descend into darkness/violence or acted brashly right away...

It was a slowburn but when he finds out, KOICHI is really dead... After the Shakespearean act, HIROMITSU is lying on the floor distraught. The piano melody for Don't Look Back 〜戻れない日々 plays (love this song composed by Koichi! could we get a new OST version with Shori and Mitsu as vocals *biased*). This part always gets me with the rival, KOICHI, and the owner singing. here is where I first started to get sobby/cry a bit. I also cried at the end of Yori no Umi, then and there's HIROMITSU and the cast... The flashbacks of memories with KOICHI is shown...

Shimada Kaho who Koichi worked with in Knights' Tale played the Owner for the first time. She's a lovely lady and has such a elegant presence 😍 she has a softer speaking voice than Maeda Bibari-san but a powerful beautiful singing voice.

As always the second act is just amazing with the Japanese dance and flying scenes.

And the end is just 😭😭😭

Doesn't HIROMITSU look so intense!

Even knowing the general story with the acts and various performances... I understand why people still want to see it every year even tho the general story is the same but how the script changes with the different rival and how it evolves... There's a different atmosphere with each new rival/cast. For me, seeing the cast ensemble makes it interesting to watch with the chairman leading. I really hope to see Endless SHOCK again one day.

Scans by me from digital Weekly TV Guide & TV Guide Alpha

[nosakaya]

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Azusa mukami x reader ( This love for you didn't stand a chance

My dear wounds... Ahh I love pain"

This is what the masochistic vampire azusa mukami always said

"Please... Hit me "

Azusa asked you many times to hit him, but you always couldn't fulfill his request you didn't understand his attempts to make you hit him. He tried many times to intentionally piss you off just for you to hit him but you could never hit him....

You knew he loved it....

No matter how many times azusa asks you to do it you can't do it....

Azusa, has the belief that pain gives pleasure.... He sees nothing wrong with pain. Because in the end, pain for him is the happiness of his blog their days.

You were in the garden, mukamich sat on a bench and the sun was warming you while you were eating strawberries. You hated those vampires but there were also, good days where you could feel happy and well for a while. Like you were a home.... Although it will never, be your real home.... And you will never accept it.

You opened your eyes when someone's shadow covered the sun you noticed that you had already eaten all the strawberries you had in your bowl.

You saw azuse.But nothing, you said at the sight of him.

- Reader - spoke to you sadistic vampire, azusa smiling masochistically a little.

- Reader, can you cause me pain? - He asked you, sitting down next to you on the bench touching your hand.

- Azusa, you know that I will never hurt you," you replied towards the vampire who began to hold your hand tighter until you squeezed that you almost closed your eyes in pain.

- You... You hate me don't you? Don't you want me? Don't you love me? - said azusa looking at you but you were not hurt could not. You didn't love him.... You didn't like any of the vampires so how could he think? That you could love any vampire? And to the masochists... You would never love a vampire. You hate them. You hate them for what they do to you.

- You are right. I don't want you. I don't love you I don't want you I hate all of you vampires - You replied angrily to the vampire....

And he looked as if his whole world collapsed after those same words....

And he looked as if his whole world collapsed after those same words....

But could azusa love you?

It's impossible... You will never love any vampire.... You would be happy when any of them died. And that love for you had no chance

Polish

Moje kochane rany... Ahh kocham ból"

Zawsze to mówił masochistyczny wampir azusa mukami

"Proszę... Uderz mnie "

Azusa wiele razy prosił cię byś go uderzyła, ale zawsze nie mogłaś spełnić jego prośby nie rozumiałaś jego prób żebyś go biła. Próbował wiele razy celowo cię wkurzyć tylko po to żebyś go biła ale nigdy nie mogłaś go uderzyć...

Wiedziałaś że on to kocha..

Nie ważne ile razy azusa o to cię prosi nie możesz tego zrobić..

Azusa, ma przekonanie że ból sprawia przyjemność... Nie widzi w bólu nic złego. Bo wkońcu ból dla niego jest szczęściem jego blog ich dni.

Byłaś w ogrodzie, mukamich usiadłaś na ławce a słońce grzało cię gdy zajadałas się truskawkami. Nienawidziłas tych wampirów ale były też, dobre dni gdzie mogłaś poczuć przez chwilę się szczęśliwa i dobrze. Niczym jakbyś była a domu.. Choć to nigdy, nie będzie twój prawdziwy dom.. I nigdy tego nie zakceptujesz.

Otworzyłaś oczy gdy czyjś cień zasłonił ci słońce zauważyłaś że już zjadłaś wszystkie truskawki które miałaś w miszcze.

Ujrzałas azuse.Ale nic, nie powiedziałaś na jego widok.

- Reader - odezwał się do ciebie sadystyczny wampir, azusa uśmiechając się masochistycznie trochę.

- Reader, czy możesz sprawić mi ból? - Zapytał cię, siadają obok ciebie na ławce dotykając twojej ręki.

- Azusa, wiesz ze nigdy nie zrobię ci krzywdy - odparłas w stronę wampira który zaczął trzymać cię mocniej za rękę aż ściskając że niemal zamknęłas oczy z bólu.

- Ty... Mnie nienawidzisz prawda? Nie chcesz mnie? Nie kochasz? - mówiła azusa patrząc na ciebie ale ciebie to nie bolało nie mogło. Nie kochałaś go.. Nie lubiłaś żadnego z wampirów więc jak on mógł pomyśleć? Że możesz kochać jakiego kolwiek wampira? I do tego masochiści.. Nigdy byś nie pokochala wampira. Nienawidzisz ich. Nienawidzisz za to co ci robią.

- Masz rację. Nie chce cię. Nie kocham cie nie pragnę cię nienawidze was wszystkich wampirów - Odparłas że złością do wampira..

A on wyglądał jakby jego cały świat się załamał po tych samych słowach..

Ale czy azusa mógł cię kochać?

To niemożliwe.. Ty nigdy nie pokochasz żadnego wampira.. Cieszyła byś gdy któryś z nich umarł. I ta miłość dla ciebie nie miała szans.

Wesprzyj mnie za pomocą ko-fi

[kabannoneko]

Game Thoughts: The Rewinder by Misty Mountain Studio

I was supposed to post this review right after writing it on stream, but then I forgot about it.

Anyway, we put this on our Steam wishlist ever since I got into this Chinese point-and-click game fixation. And at some point, we decided to buy it (despite having a lot of other games in our backlog).

I did not regret it. - Kochan

What’s It All About?

You play as Yun, the last of the Rewinders, people who are given the ability to alter timelines by delving into spirits’ memories. One day, Mr. Black and Mr. White give you an assignment: to investigate a strange happening in Reed River Village, where several people have been stuck outside of the reincarnation cycle. When you get there, you soon find out that this first assignment of yours is more complicated than it seems.

World/Character/Story Development

At first, I thought this would be a typical saving people from a big problem sort of thing, but it breaks my expectations from the main character, Yun, alone. I would go so far as to say that he’s a pretty interesting character.

For one, I thought he would be the dutiful kind of guy, but it turns out, he’s more pragmatic, I guess? The reason he works for the gold from Mr. Black is to just have something shiny on display, not even for something to buy. (Then again, if you think about it, gold ingots don’t have any value in the Underworld, and therefore wouldn’t have any value to him, who was raised his whole life in the Underworld.)

He also has quite a bit of sass, which I like, and it’s blended with a bit of naivete as well. Being raised in the Underworld, he has almost no idea of how things work above ground.

I also find it interesting that even though he probably has a different set of priorities from the average human, he’s still pretty human. Like, he can still die, he gets hurt, and he also feels some insecurity regarding his abilities/duty as a Rewinder. And for me, that makes him pretty relatable.

It’s not just him who’s interesting, all the other characters have their own charm. And for something that deals with spooky stuff, even actually scary stuff, there’s a lot of love involved in this story.

You see a lot of relationships between people, most being romantic in nature, a few friendships, and even familial ones. And it’s nice that when you go back in time, you get to see how these relationships develop.

If you think about it, the problems in-game happen whenever these relationships are torn apart. For example, if Ash goes out without bringing Amber along, Amber eventually becomes a victim and becomes a resentful spirit. Another example would be Rusty becoming a beggar and eventually dying to the Yaoguai because he was ashamed of going back to his mother.

And in a way, solving the problems and altering timelines involves reconciling these relationships. Even Yun and Light go through something like it, despite being the main characters.

I guess that’s what makes this game beautiful for me.

Graphics

From the moment you open up the game, you’re treated to lovely pixel art. You’ve got scenic views reminiscent of those Chinese ink landscapes, and I love how they sometimes make use of foreground and background layers that move along with you.

It’s also worth noting that we played this windowed, and even then, you could still recognize objects. One set of objects that really made me realize this would be the animal stones when you go in this cave maze. You could tell for the most part what animal they are even if you don’t look at them up close.

Related to this, I also like that important things that you can pick up or interact with are highlighted without being too obvious that it would stand out like a sore thumb. Some hints are also visible but subtle.

Audio

The title screen alone has really good music (should I call it pretty???) and I knew from that point on, I was going to have a good time listening to the soundtrack. And it was even reinforced by the little tinkling sound when I moved the cursor between the options in the main menu.

All the themes and tracks are pretty nice, and my favorites are the theme for the Ghost Market (SUCH A BOP), and the music that plays while you’re exploring the cave maze and setting up the spell (this one makes good use of local instruments). The ending song is also something that you may not want to skip as the credits roll, kind of like that song for Devotion.

The worst part, though, is that the audio tends to reset to its default levels whenever you open up the game.

Gameplay

For the most part, it’s your usual point-and-click. You move your character by either using WASD or clicking with the mouse. Then you click on certain objects of interest with the mouse (the cursor changes depending on what it’s hovering on, which is nice.)

Sometimes you get dialogue choices, but it’s not that much of a dilemma, as most of them aren’t really choices per se, but questions of some sort. Some choices also lead to the same result anyway, so nothing too puzzling.

And speaking of puzzles… They’re the meat of the gameplay, the problem and puzzle-solving. I like that the devs had this in mind, as they made the puzzles challenging enough to make sure you pay attention to details and notes (some of which are given by the game) but not too difficult that you’d give up entirely.

The kind of puzzle that stands out as unique in this game is the memory stages, where you change the timeline by influencing what people do. And you don’t do it by actually moving things around. You do it by getting potential motivators and giving it to the right people at the right time.

It’s nice that you can start a section of the stage over in case you mess up, lessening the frustration of having to redo the whole thing from the start. Also, after you beat the game once, you can revisit stages and get flowers that you haven’t, since those are key to the secret good ending.

The worst puzzles for me, personally, were the rewind shrine puzzles because you have to do everything in reverse. Also, there’s the spinning wheel puzzle, which took me a few tries, and also the quick time events with the big spider, who killed me a few times as well.

Overall

It’s a beautiful game, with charming characters, lovely art and music, and solid gameplay. I would recommend it to anyone who is into point-and-clicks and loves lore and how things and events are intertwined. It also presents a good challenge, puzzle-wise, and makes you think quite a bit.

Pros

Great story and characters

Beautiful art and music (love the songs)

Challenging enough puzzles that aren’t too likely to make you ragequit, with enough hints to help you progress by yourself

Has some replay value

Cons

Audio resets to default loudness whenever you start it up

(If you’re going to stream it) it stops when you go outside the game

You can get it on Steam.

[yumeika]

The Sacred Sins of Father Black + Character Names

This book has been bouncing around my head for the past week or so and made me go out in the pouring rain to get my grubby little heathen hands on a copy of the Bible from the nearest bookstore to further understand Christian theology. Therefore, I’d like to get some of my thoughts out here. I’ll start with names here and talk about the chapters and themes in a different post once I’ve gathered more information since this post is already quite long. 

Quentin Day

Quentin of Amiens is a saint who was martyred in modern day Saint-Quentin, Aisne in France during the Diocletianic Persecution. He is the patron saint of prisoners and locksmiths - a fun little thing to keep in mind while you’re reading the prison breakout scene with Hamish in Chapter 19. 

I wasn’t able to find too much information on him, but it seems he’s quite popular in France, with many cities named after him. 

The surname “Day” has many possible roots, one of which is a derivative of the name “David.” I found this interesting - considering how his partner Hamish is portrayed and how a small but methodical act on Quentin’s part leads to the destruction of Hamish’s career and a catalyst for his death, this would make Quentin the David to Hamish’s Goliath. 

Another more obvious reason his name is Day is his role as the Sun at the end of the book. The character design of white hair + honey skin + dark eyes make me think of Yang, in contrast to Father Black’s light eyes + dark hair symbolising Yin. 

Hamish

There are two ways to pronounce this name: Hay-mish and Ha-meesh. The former is the Scottish form of “James,” a name meaning “supplanter.” The latter is a Yiddish/Arab name. I figured Hay-mish was the correct pronunciation for the following reasons:

The character himself doubles as both an antagonist and a symbol for a corrupt, self-serving government taking advantage of its citizens. Considering this story takes place in the US, a way to characterise this would be in the form of a white man who abuses his power. A white man of Scottish descent playing the role Hamish does in the story would be more fitting than having a white man of Jewish/Arab descent in that role.

“For a brief moment... like it was Hamish’s body they were carrying” to the well for a sacrifice. (Ch. 17, page 122). In the end, Hamish does end up becoming the sacrifice, “supplanting” the dummy and the other forms of sacrifice for the well.  

Just a hunch, but I don’t think Hamish likes Jews and Arabs and would go by something else if he had a Jewish/Arab sounding name lmfao

Sebastian Black

Sebastian is another saint that was martyred during the Diocletianic Persecution. There’s a lot to cover with him and I’m not sure where to start.

First, I invite you to look at paintings of Saint Sebastian on your search engine. Do you notice something? That’s right - a lot of them are drawn in an erotic manner for some reason or another. In fact, they are so horny that one of those paintings was the sexual awakening of Kochan, the protagonist of the book Confessions of a Mask.  Confessions of a Mask is an autobiographical account of the author Mishima Yukio’s life, and Mishima himself went on to pay homage to the painting during the later years of his life. Some articles even credit Saint Sebastian as the patron saint of homosexuals. 

Saint Sebastian’s influence on the LGBT+ community is wonderfully summarised here, and you can find various depictions of him drawn by more modern homosexual artists such as David Wojnarowicz and John Keith Vaughan. 

All that to say: it’s a good name for a sexy gay priest. 

Tying in with his association with the LGBT+ community, he is a patron of the plague-stricken - the litany and short film Sancte Sebastian ora pro nobis calls upon Saint Sebastian for protection against pestilence, specifically naming AIDS. I’ve seen a couple of articles saying the gay community in the 1980s also prayed to Saint Sebastian for their sick brothers, but I couldn’t find any primary sources.

While the community of Hopewell doesn’t have a plague, it does have the issue of being a town with little income. In Father Black’s words, “This town is dying.” (Ch 14, page 110), and he considers it his duty to carry on with the wine forgery despite the risks to help his people. 

Going back to Sancte Sebastian ora pro nobis, there is a part that states:

Use your unstoppable energy not to punish but only to humble those who dedicate themselves to oppression and evil.

And we know what happened to Hamish in the end.  ┐(￣∀￣)┌

There are a couple of other parallels I could draw, such as the two martyrdoms of Saint Sebastian and Quentin’s exposure to the forgery papers two times, but I feel like they’d be a bit of a stretch. 

Also, Saint Sebastian is the patron saint of athletes, and Father Black is mentioned to be quite athletic. You know that man is ripped from carrying around all those chairs for Sunday school. 

The surname “Black” could be complimentary to Quentin’s “Day” and Father Black’s role as the Moon to Quentin’s Sun. It is also a colour primarily associated with sin.

Lindsay Woodmancy

This is probably another stretch, but Lindsay’s name is associated with linden trees, a symbol of Freyja and Aphrodite - both goddesses of love and fertility. Like how the name of the bar being “Bacchus” is a nod to the town’s wine and cultural practices, Lindsay’s name is another reference to the non-Christian practices we see in Hopewell. 

But this is also a name you can get from pulling up a name generator, so take this one with a grain of salt. 

[kahran042]

Gargantuan batch of new incorrect Jonas Corbin quotes!

Jonas: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Brad: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Jonas: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you. (Source: 6teen) (Jonas Corbin, Brad Thompson)

Jonas: You can't hold me accountable for the mistakes of my youth. Brad: That was this morning! Jonas: I am still young. (Source: Ace Attorney) (Jonas Corbin, Brad Thompson)

Alicia: Oh no! Jonas and Brad are fighting again! Chloe: sarcastically What a surprise. (Source: Amphibia) (Alicia Ramsey, Chloe Seaver)

Mrs. Kochan: What part of eight AM sharp confused you? Jonas: All of it. (Source: Archer) (Barbara Kochan, Jonas Corbin)

Nate: I'm going to spend my vacation AT THE LIBRARY! (Source: Avatar: The Last Airbender) (Nate Kellerman)

Jonas: I can't believe you, of all people, would say something so cool. Nate: "Of all people"?? (Source: Bloom Into You) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman)

Kiera (about Connor): You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. (Source: Bojack Horseman) (Kiera Bernhardt)

Courtney: I just saw the hottest boy I have ever seen. We had the most incredible spark. Jadyn: … Courtney: You’re right, I have to find him. Jadyn: I didn’t say anything. (Source: Broad City) (Courtney Anderson, Jadyn Beaumont)

Donna: I’m glad to see you’re doing your homework. How is your math class going now? Jonas: Um…I’m doing great. Donna: HOW great? Jonas: Real great. Donna: Have you been passing all your quizzes? Jonas: I didn’t say phenomenal. (Source: Calvin and Hobbes) (Donna Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Chloe: I don’t know if this sales rack has anything worth taking. Chloe: holds up a t-shirt that says “fancy bitch” Oh, spoke too soon! Kiera: Put that back. I’m the fancy bitch here. (Source: Community) (Chloe Seaver, Kiera Bernhardt)

Jonas: You’re becoming dangerous, Kiera. It’s those doe eyes. Disappointing you is like choking the little mermaid with a bike chain. (Source: Community) (Jonas Corbin)

Lydia: I stopped by to say hi, I missed you. Morgan: But we just hung out like an hour ago. Lydia: Exactly. (Source: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) (Lydia Renfrew, Morgan Urquhart)

Drake: Hey everyone, guess what? Jonas: You're transferring to a new school? (Source: Daria) (Drake Levine, Jonas Corbin)

Nick: Something terrible happened! Mark: It's okay. The sun isn't really gone. It's just hiding behind the clouds. (Source: Daria) (Nick Murphy, Mark Seaver)

Chloe: You're right. Mia: About? Chloe: About knowing who you are. I'm Chloe Seaver. I'm loyal, strong, and I don't look too bad naked. Mia: Exactly. And if I call you a mannish, awkward, ball-crushing do-gooder, you'd say…? Chloe: Shut up, whore. Mia: That's my girl. (Source: Dragon Age 2) (Chloe Seaver, Mia Thompson)

Chloe: You ate my enchilada! Justin: There was no note! Chloe: YOU ATE MY ENCHILADA! (Source: Drake and Josh) (Chloe Seaver, Justin Seaver)

Nate: Cake is not a “sweet.” Cake is the divine essence of the heavens! (Source: Fire Emblem: Three Houses) (Nate Kellerman)

Mark: I don’t know what to do with it. Jessica: With what? Mark: With all the love I had for Hannah. I don’t know where to put it now. Jessica: I’ll take it. I’m serious. It sounds lovely. I’ll have it. (Source: Fleabag) (Mark Seaver, Jessica Beaumont)

Jonas: The power of one person doesn’t amount to much, but however little strength I’m capable of, I’ll do everything humanly possible to protect the people I love, and in turn they’ll protect the ones they love. It seems like the least we tiny humans can do for each other. (Source: Fullmetal Alchemist) (Jonas Corbin)

Chloe: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I’m still growing, dammit! (Source: Fullmetal Alchemist) (Chloe Seaver)

Brad (to Jonas): Stop acting like you’re in a manga. (Source: Fullmetal Alchemist) (Brad Thompson)

Chloe (to Jonas): I heard a girlish scream. Are you okay? (Source: Futurama) (Chloe Seaver)

Jonas: I can't believe we get away with this every week. (Source: Garfield and Friends) (Jonas Corbin)

Thom: Courtney, I know you’re going through your whole boy-crazy phase, but I think you’re overdoing the ‘crazy’ bit. (Source: Gravity Falls) (Thom Anderson)

Katrina: So, Lydia, are you a big spoon or a little spoon? Lydia: I'm a knife. Morgan, from across the room: Trust me, she's a little spoon. (Source: Grey's Anatomy) (Katrina Rockwell, Lydia Renfrew, Morgan Urquhart)

Jonas: Ugh, I am so hungry. Donna: Then go make something. Jonas: Ugh, I am so lazy. (Source: iCarly) (Jonas Corbin, Donna Corbin)

Brad: Spiders… why did it have to be spiders? (Source: Indiana Jones) (Brad Thompson)

Alicia: Are you just on the internet all day? Nate: No. Alicia: Really? Nate: I’m also on it at night. (Source: James Breakwell) (Alicia Ramsey, Nate Kellerman)

Brad: How many times do I have to tell you I have a girlfriend? Shana: Well, you look like the kind of guy that could use two. (Source: Johnny Bravo) (Brad Thompson, Shana Levine)

Lydia (to Morgan): If we don’t hold hands soon, I’m going to lose it. (Source: King of the Hill) (Lydia Renfrew)

Samantha: Jonas, is there anything you're actually capable of doing? Jonas: Putting up with you. (Source: Merlin) (Samantha Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Chloe: I’m the type of girl who likes to think things through. Brad: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire. (Source: Mike and Molly) (Chloe Seaver, Brad Thompson)

Nate: What am I most afraid of? Global warming. And getting a B. (Source: Modern Family) (Nate Kellerman)

Jonas, about Chloe: Whoa. She's being a little… Nate: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent? Jonas: I was gonna say "cray-cray." (Source: Modern Family) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman)

Chloe: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes. (Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) (Chloe Seaver)

Chloe: Chillax! Nate: That's not a word. Chloe: Sometimes the ones who deny "chillax" are the ones who need to chillax the most. (Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) (Chloe Seaver, Nate Kellerman)

Jonas: I don’t want Kiera to think I’m pathetic. Chloe: You are pathetic. Jonas: Well, obviously! (Source: NewsRadio) (Jonas Corbin, Chloe Seaver)

Jonas: Nate, you're a big softie, but on the inside, you're a straight-up boss. Jonas: Brad, you're the exact opposite. (Source: Parks and Recreation) (Jonas Corbin)

Brad: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Kiera! Jonas: But you told me to get it out of my system… Brad: I had no idea how much you had in your system! (Source: Parks and Recreation) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin)

Brad (about Jonas): He’s my best friend, he's like a brother to me…but he's a disaster. (Source: Parks and Recreation) (Brad Thompson)

Brad: Jonas said he’ll be here in twenty minutes. That means we’ve got at least an hour. (Source: Peep Show) (Brad Thompson)

Nate: How to put this…hmm…oftentimes when you attempt to help anyone they end up worse off than before you— Jonas: Don’t you think I know that? (Source: Pepper Ann) (Nate Kellerman, Jonas Corbin)

Courtney: Remember when Jonas made that romantic dinner for me? Jadyn: Courtney, he microwaved you a pizza. (Source: Phineas and Ferb) (Courtney Anderson, Jadyn Beaumont)

Donna: Jonas, what have you done today? Jonas: Well, let’s see. I watched some anime. Took a nap. Had a snack. Jonas: I’m a little tired. (Source: Psych) (Donna Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Nate: Jonas wouldn't do anything stupid, would he? Brad: Define stupid. (Source: Psych) (Nate Kellerman, Brad Thompson)

Nate: A-?! My life is flashing before my eyes! (Source: Recess) (Nate Kellerman)

Alicia: When you give up on people’s ability to do good, you give up on hope. (Source: Recess) (Alicia Ramsey)

Nate: For ages, dreams have been thought of as windows to another realm. “Let me not mar that perfect dream by an Auroral stain; but so adjust my daily night that it will come again.” Emily Dickinson wrote that. Jonas: Who? Nate: Here’s one YOU might know. “There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true”. (Source: Spongebob Squarepants) (Nate Kellerman, Jonas Corbin)

Mia: Well, people either love you or hate you. Chloe: Really? Mia: I mean, I hated you when we first met. Chloe: I remember. Mia: And now… Chloe: And now? Mia: Well… now I don’t. Chloe: That means a lot to me, Mia, it really does. Mia: Yeah! Now that is from the heart. I really do… not hate you anymore. (Source: Star Trek: Deep Space 9) (Mia Thompson, Chloe Seaver)

Kiera: Are you two friends? Chloe: Yes. Mia, simultaneously: No. (Source: Star Trek Voyager) (Kiera Bernhardt, Chloe Seaver, Mia Thompson)

Nate: I know archaic Latin. Brad: You know archaic Latin? Nate: I got bored with classical Latin. (Source: Teen Wolf) (Nate Kellerman, Brad Thompson)

Jonas: Have you lost it? Monica's gonna kill us! Samantha: No, she's gonna kill you. You're the one in charge. (Source: The Adventures of Pete and Pete) (Jonas Corbin, Samantha Corbin)

an anonymous person sent Jonas a threatening message Jonas: What do I do, and who sent the message?! It could be anyone! Brad: It couldn't be just anyone, it'd have to be someone you've upset. Jonas: … Brad: Yeah, you're right. It could be anyone. (Source: The Amazing World of Gumball) (Jonas Corbin, Brad Thompson)

Brad: Jonas is very soft-hearted. Chloe: Soft-headed if you asked me. (Source: The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh) (Brad Thompson, Chloe Seaver)

Kiera: How can you think of food at a time like this? Chloe: I practice. (Source: The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh) (Kiera Bernhardt, Chloe Seaver)

Nate: Before I do anything, I ask myself, would Jonas do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. (Source: The Office) (Nate Kellerman)

Mia: Chloe can be so stupid, which I love… I mean, hate! (Source: The Owl House) (Mia Thompson)

Jonas: Hey, Nate, are you having a good time? Nate: Not really. Someone seems to have slipped one of those novelty ice cubes with a fake fly into my drink. Chloe: laughing It was us! You fell for it! Nate: Chloe, Jonas, these novelty ice cubes are often made from highly toxic chemicals. Ironically, a real fly would have been much more sanitary. Jonas: You should see the look on your face. It's priceless! (Source: The Simpsons) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman, Chloe Seaver)

Nick: If it isn't my arch-nemesis Jon-ass Corbin… and his friends Brad Thompson and Chloe Seaver, to whom I'm fairly indifferent! (Source: The Simpsons) (Nick Murphy)

Jonas: I'd sell my soul for a basket of cheese fries! Alicia, holding a pitchfork and sporting horns, a red high-collared cape, goat legs and a red pointed tail, appears in a burst of fire and brimstone Devil!Alicia: Well… that can be arranged. Jonas: Wha - Alicia?!? You're the Devil?!??! Devil!Alicia: chuckles It's always the ones you least suspect! (Source: The Simpsons) (Jonas Corbin, Alicia Ramsey)

Brad: I can’t believe Drake's dead. Jonas: Brad, move on! That was twenty minutes ago! (Source: The Simpsons) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin)

Brad: You’re running away from your feelings. Jonas: So? I hate my feelings! (Source: What We Do in the Shadows) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin)

Brad: Jonas, do you have any plans for the future? Jonas: I'll probably grab the biggest slice and hope you don't notice. Brad: The future BEYOND when our pizza arrives. Jonas: Ooooooh. Deep! (Source: Zits) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: crying about not being able to get a chocolate bar Samantha: buys and eats chocolate bar in front of him (Source: Reddit) (Jonas Corbin, Samantha Corbin)

Chloe (to Alicia): You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for 'eating Henry'. (Source: Texts from Last Night) (Chloe Seaver)

Mia: Can you imagine getting paid for being cute? Chloe, quietly: You'd be a billionaire. Mia: What? Chloe: What? (Source: Tumblr) (Mia Thompson, Chloe Seaver)

Kiera: So I found a foolproof method of determining if someone is truly evil. Jonas: And that is? Kiera: If they dislike Alicia, they're evil. Jonas, nodding in agreement: Yeah, okay, that's pretty solid logic. (Source: Tumblr) (Kiera Bernhardt, Jonas Corbin)

Principal Mazlish: It's like a war zone in here! What happened?! Mr. Lazara: Well, Corbin- Principal Hickey: Ah, that makes sense. (Source: Tumblr) (Viktor Mazlish, Jim Lazara)

Brad is injured and bleeding Chloe: Is he going to be okay?! Jonas: Yes, just keep applying pressure! Chloe, leaning in closer to Brad: If you die, Jonas and I will have no supervision. Jonas: Not like that! Chloe: It's true! (Source: Tumblr) (Chloe Seaver, Jonas Corbin)

Chloe: on the phone with Kiera I can't talk right now, I'm doing hot girl shit. Kiera: You're pulling Oreos apart and taking off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren't you. Chloe: Maybe. (Source: Tumblr) (Chloe Seaver, Kiera Bernhardt)

Brad: Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes. Jonas: horrified Nate, sighing: Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it were common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different. (Source: Tumblr) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman)

Jasmine: Zane is like… Zane, playing a video game: Sniper in that building, 400 yards out, past the trees. Jasmine: Zane is also like… Zane, in real life, opening the fridge, with the ketchup right in front of him: Mom, where's the ketchup? (Source: Tumblr) (Jasmine Kessler, Zane Kessler)

Alicia: One day I'm gonna say the F-word. Then you'll be sorry. (Source: Tumblr) (Alicia Ramsey)

Mark: Do I have a crush on Connor? Of course not. Chloe: I, uh… I didn't ask you that. (Source: Tumblr) (Mark Seaver, Chloe Seaver)

Jonas: Principal Mazlish, I figured out why you're so uptight! You have updog. Principal Mazlish: What's updog? Jonas: BRAD, GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Viktor Mazlish)

Alicia: does mic drop Alicia: comes back to see if she damaged the mic or not (Source: Tumblr) (Alicia Ramsey)

Jonas: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die. Nate: It's called connotation. Jonas: Also, "forgive me father, I have sinned", vs. "sorry daddy, I've been naughty". Nate: Great news! Language is now cancelled! (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman)

Mark: I hope I’m not just a bully to you guys, but a friend too. (Source: Tumblr) (Mark Seaver)

Brad: Newton just created a 4th law. Jonas: What is it? Kiera: Put a little hot sauce on that bad boy. (Source: Tumblr) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin, Kiera Bernhardt)

Christi: When I was a kid, I won a contest to DJ at my hometown’s easy-listening radio station. I then proceeded to play an hour's worth of Evanescence deep cuts and ruin everybody’s morning commutes (Source: Tumblr) (Christi Wong)

Colin, texting Peter: Hello Peter. I’d like to play a game. Two rooms away your only brother is very thirsty. In order to remedy this, you must fill up his water bottle. If the water is not cold, he will die. Good luck. (Source: Tumblr) (Colin Gardner)

Logan: Christi, are you with us? Christi: Physically, yes. Mentally? I’m in a Renaissance painting, wearing a silk gown and looking wistfully into the distance. (Source: Tumblr) (Logan Taggart, Christi Wong)

Jonas: So, what’s your type? Chloe: Hazel eyes, kind, oblivious, creative, blond hair. Jonas: Sounds like me. Too bad we’re just friends. Chloe: Did I mention oblivious? Jonas: Yeah, why? Chloe: Just making sure. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Chloe Seaver)

Jonas: I would let a racoon do surgery on me. Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low, low cost of a cold pizza slice Nate: You do realize where racoons’ little hands have been, right? Kiera: Is that the…only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant? Alicia: Come on! They're so well known for washing their hands that they’re called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been! Brad: Well, you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Kiera Bernhardt, Nate Kellerman, Alicia Ramsey, Brad Thompson)

Lydia: It doesn’t matter if you’re gay or straight, the one thing we can agree on is that I’m hot. (Source: Tumblr) (Lydia Renfrew)

Connor: I wasn’t loved as a child so now I’m evil and I don’t go to bed on time. (Source: Tumblr) (Connor Urquhart)

Chloe: One of my favorite things to do is saying some extremely ridiculous and corny things in front of Mia and watching her go through the five stages of grief as she realizes she’s still madly in love with me. (Source: Tumblr) (Chloe Seaver)

Chloe: I don’t deserve this. I’m a good person. Jonas: You once shoved me down the stairs because I made fun of your height. Chloe: I’m a mostly good person. (Source: Tumblr) (Chloe Seaver, Jonas Corbin)

Christi: Show up uninvited! Invite yourself to the party! Be the belle of the ball! Make a scene. Get kicked out. Set fire to the lawn. (Source: Tumblr) (Christi Wong)

Nate: Dracula is an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters. Jonas: Of course it’s made of letters. It’s a book. (Source: Tumblr) (Nate Kellerman, Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: I’m a fool, not an idiot. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin)

Courtney: Just a quick reminder that I am, in fact, very cute. In case you forgot. (Source: Tumblr) (Courtney Anderson)

Kiera: Who is the clingiest one? Morgan, curled up in Lydia's lap with her arms wrapped around her: Lydia is, obviously. (Source: Tumblr) (Kiera Bernhardt, Morgan Urquhart)

Jonas, wrapped in a blanket: smiling Donna: Usagi, it's time to get going. Jonas: LEAVE ME AND MY NEST IN PEACE! (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Donna Corbin)

Jonas: Head not empty, head full of countless scenarios that will never happen. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin)

Nate: I was thinking in the shower: if 666 is evil, then 25.806975801127 is the root of all evil. Jonas: Do you have a calculator in your SHOWER? (Source: Tumblr) (Nate Kellerman, Jonas Corbin)

Lydia and Morgan: arrive at a hotel Receptionist: Two queens? Morgan: Yes. And we'll need a king size. (Source: Tumblr) (Lydia Renfrew, Morgan Urquhart)

Chloe: Hey, Nate, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8pm on Friday? Nate: Yeah? Chloe: What about you, Alicia? Alicia: Yeah, I am. Chloe: Great! Because I’m not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Nate: … Alicia: … Alicia: Did she just- (Source: Tumblr) (Chloe Seaver, Nate Kellerman, Alicia Ramsey)

Brad: Did you know when you suddenly jerk awake when falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died? Jonas: That fact fucked me up. Nate: It’s actually because your heart rate decreased so quickly that your brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive. Jonas: I don't know which one is worse! (Source: Tumblr) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman)

Connor: Hi, I'm Connor Urquhart. Mark: Hi, I'm bi. (Source: Tumblr) (Connor Urquhart, Mark Seaver)

Nick: does/says something extremely stupid Jared: I don't know him. Nick: HA! He's a liar! We’re actually brothers! (Source: Tumblr) (NIck Murphy, Jared Murphy)

Chloe: Who else is blossoming into a beautiful young woman with no chill? (Source: Tumblr) (Chloe Seaver)

Jonas: wrapped in three comforters I am the human taco. The beginning and the end of comfort. I am the couch potato, the king of sleepy, and the superhero of watching cartoons all day. Donna: You’ve been wrapped like that for eight hours. You sure you’re okay? Jonas: … Jonas: I’m stuck and I really need to pee… (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Donna Corbin)

Connor: Feel sorry for me but also fear me in the depths of your heart. (Source: Tumblr) (Connor Urquhart)

Jonas: in detention I've been in here so long I think I've lost my mind.Jonas: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. Jonas: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?Mrs. Kochan: No, it's been eight minutes. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Barbara Kochan)

Mia: Chloe has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on. Ask her a thing no one should have an opinion on. Brad: Chloe, what is the worst possible multiple of four? Chloe: Twelve, obviously. (Source: Tumblr) (Mia Thompson, Brad Thompson, Chloe Seaver)

Jonas: How loud would it be if all the cats on Earth meowed at once? Nate: The average cat meow is 65/75dB, above speaking volume but below shouting. There are an approximate 2 billion cats in the world. So, by that math, 130 to 150 dB, which is about 100 million jets all taking off at once. Chloe: Cat-astrophically loud. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman, Chloe Seaver)

Mark: Plankton built his computer wife so he's also the one who programmed her personality. Plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. Plankton has a humiliation fetish. Connor: Sometimes we have thoughts but we don't have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion. (Source: Tumblr) (Mark Seaver, Connor Urquhart)

Jonas: I am bisexual. Which means I love boys and Kiera Bernhardt. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: If I wore a shirt inside out, the entire universe would be wearing the shirt except me. Nate: Congratulations, you just explained Gödel's theorem in a single sentence. Brad: from the distance NERD. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman, Brad Thompson)

Kiera: Jonas, please don’t put your feet on the table. Jonas: OK boomer. Kiera: … Kiera: WE’RE THE SAME AGE! (Source: Tumblr) (Kiera Bernhardt, Jonas Corbin)

Connor: When I get murdered, make sure it’s unsolved. Mark: What? Connor: I want to be on BuzzFeed Unsolved. Mark: Let’s go back to the “when I get murdered” part. (Source: Tumblr) (Connor Urquhart, Mark Seaver)

Lydia: If Morgan thinks she can just bat her cute eyes at me and get what she wants, she's right. (Source: Twitter) (Lydia Renfrew)

Jonas: That test was really hard. Brad: Yeah, the problems on the back were really hard. Jonas: The. WHAT. (Source: Twitter) (Jonas Corbin, Brad Thompson)

Nate: You know Orion's Belt? Waist of space. I know, I know, not a great joke. Nate: … Nate: Three stars. (Source: Twitter) (Nate Kellerman)

Donna: You forgot to turn the TV off last night. Jonas: flashback to him leaving it on so Leo could finish watching The Aristocats Jonas: No, I didn't. (Source: Twitter) (Donna Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Chloe: BTW it is totally possible to be a girlboss and a girlfailure at the same time because women are multifaceted and highly complex creatures. I am a living breathing example. (Source: Twitter) (Chloe Seaver)

Jonas: Hey, Chloe, nice shirt. Chloe: Thanks! Chloe: remembers that guys like bad girls I stole it- Chloe: remembers that guys like nice girls -from an old lady I was helping walk across the street. (Source: Twitter) (Jonas Corbin, Chloe Seaver)

Thom (to Connor): Oh, you smoke weed? How about you go weed a book. (Source: Twitter) (Thom Anderson)

Jonas: I need less stress and I need more fries. (Source: Twitter) (Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: What's the word for when hands are bisexual? Nate: You mean ambidextrous? Jonas: Yeah, that. (Source: Twitter) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman)

Jonas: Academics will say ‘put simply’ and say the most incomprehensible sentence you’ve ever read. (Source: Twitter) (Jonas Corbin)

Sarah: Why are you holding my hand? Morgan: I told you, I don't want to lose you in the crowd. Sarah: Morgan, we've been the only ones in the room for 15 minutes now. (Source: Twitter) (Sarah Reinholt, Morgan Urquhart)

Monica: I’m cooking dinner tonight. Jonas, shaking: Is that a threat? (Source: Twitter) (Monica Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Hannah: What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you? Lauren: The audacity. (Source: Twitter) (Hannah Brooks, Lauren Reinholt)

Mia: I got you a Valentine's card! hands Jonas a card Jonas: Oh, here's yours. gives Mia a piece of paper Mia: … this is a restraining order. (Source: Vine) (Mia Thompson, Jonas Corbin)

Valerie: Where's the box of cookies I just bought? Chloe: That's almost an accusatory tone, there's no- yeah, I ate the whole box 'cuz I have no self-control. (Source: Vine) (Valerie Seaver, Chloe Seaver)

Donna: Clean your room, Jonas! We've got guests coming over! Jonas: Oh I'm sorry! I DIDN'T REALIZE WE WERE ALL GATHERING IN MY FUCKING ROOM! (Source: Vine) (Donna Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: I’m supposed to be having a great summer…but I can’t get out of bed. This is comfortable. (Source: Vine) (Jonas Corbin)

Chloe: God, sometimes Mia makes me so angry! Kiera: You’re hugging her. Chloe: ANGRILY. (Source: Vine) (Chloe Seaver, Kiera Bernhardt)

Mark: screams Nick: screams louder to assert dominance Jonas: Should we do something? Chloe, observing: No, I want to see who wins this. (Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator) (Mark Seaver, Nick Murphy, Jonas Corbin, Chloe Seaver)

Donna: Hey Jonas, could you go to the store and get a carton of milk? If they have avocados, get six. Jonas, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados. (Source: Unknown) (Donna Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Connor: I hate being this high. Why do I keep hearing footsteps? Mark: Are you walking? Connor: Oh, fuck. (Source: Unknown) (Connor Urquhart, Mark Seaver)

Sometime before he left for UNH, Adrian drops Kiera and Chloe off somewhere Adrian: Have fun! I'll just be here listening to my tunes. Adrian: turns on the radio and heavy metal screaming can be heard Adrian: :) (Source: Monsters University) (Adrian Bernhardt)

Adrian, at his desk: I have to study. Karin, on his lap with her arms wrapped around him, unmoving: Sucks to be you, I guess. (Source: Tumblr) (Adrian Bernhardt, Karin Michaux)

Justin (writing a letter): Dear Newspaper Editor, Every Sunday morning my father enjoys sharing with us the jokes in his favorite comic strips. He's getting up there in years, and his eyesight isn't what it used to be. I suspect that if your comics were printed much smaller, he wouldn't be able to read them. John: …So then the golfer says to his wife… Justin: Please print your comics much smaller. (Source: FoxTrot) (Justin Seaver, John Seaver)

Shea: If you're twins, does that mean you think alike? Evan and Tyler (in unison): No, don't be ridiculous. (Source: South Park) (Shea Renfrew, Evan Rockwell, Tyler Rockwell)

Samantha: Can I have some candy? Monica: You know the rules. Samantha: No candy before dinner? Monica: No, those are daddy's rules. My rules are that you bring me one, too. (Source: Tumblr) (Samantha Corbin, Monica Corbin)

Donna: Go out and make someone's day. Every day you make mine by being my son. (Source: Chrono Trigger: The Musical) (Donna Corbin)

Dorothy: Mia, go easy on the orange juice. That stuff doesn't grow on trees- Dorothy: - wait, it does. So why is it so darn expensive? (Source: Malcolm in the Middle) (Dorothy Thompson)

Donna: My son's bisexual, and as much as he loves me, he'd disown me without a second thought if I was any kind of queerphobic. I take that as a sign I raised him well. (Source: Tumblr) (Donna Corbin)

Monica: Hey, I have to ask you a question. Will you be my valentine? Richard: We're married. Monica: But will you? Richard: Of course I will, Monica. (Source: Tumblr) (Monica Corbin, Richard Corbin)

Richard: The most important thing I’ve learned from being married to Monica is: Whenever I stop at the gas station, I have to get her a snack. If I think to myself “Maybe she doesn’t want a snack,” I’m wrong. Just get the woman a snack. (Source: Twitter) (Richard Corbin)

BTW, from now on all new incorrect JCGTL quotes will go in the Grand United File on Google Docs, so check it out from time to time!

[grobrandala]

Um..hi everyone!

●●I'm →→ grob Randala[she/her]

You can call me grobik or grob Randala!

●●I'm 14 y.o.(birthday 17 of december,so i will be 15 y.o. soon!)

●●I'm sociophobe,introvert and my mbti is INTP!

●●My orientation is aromantic.

●●I'm learning 3 languages:

•English

•Japanese

•French(i really bad in this😭)

●●Fandoms:

•Ranfren

•Wonderend0

•NSO

•litchi and hikari club

•imigrantes road

•lacey games

I WANNA BE JIRAI,BUT I HAVE NO MONEY🥺

Aaaaaaaaa

●I love listen to vkei!!

I listen:

•gulu gulu

•kane to juusei

•DADAROMA

•senketsu A kochan

•NiEl

•Malice Mizer

•zetsumai

•Dazzling BAD

•doku

•Lyrica

•dennou himeka

And many many many other bands:3

(I more like neo vkei,then oldschool vkei,sorry)

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●I'm vkei artist(i think i don't really good at drawing :(

but somebody likes my arts. )

●Also i studing for a graphic desighn.

My Tik Tok:

grobrandala

Nice to meet everyone!!

[agakikama]

Witajcie w Nowym Roku moi kochan ;)

Nowy rok, nowe pomysły na arty i pisarstwo... a żeby uczcić 1 stycznia to daję nowo stworzony art z mojego universum Marry Funtime, mogę powiedzieć że to forma kontynuacji Plushe Friends, ale tym razem zrobiłam 7 uroczych maluchów, zauważcie że 2 z tych pluszaczków do złudzenia przypominają postacie z legend i mitów, ale dałam im kompletnie inne zapachy, jakie spytacie? Tego to już się dowiecie w swoim czasie, a teraz zapoznajcie się z nowymi pluszaczkami:

Małpka - Wu kong (ale przyjaciele mówią mu Sumy) Koziołek - Starla Królikalop - Kropek Wiewiórka - Lishia Żabka - Kuma Motyla Ćma - Neferyta Lis polarny - Ace

W historii mojego universum jest tak, że ta 7-ka została odrzucona, to postanowiono zastąpiona obecną 8-ką, ale gdy historia tej paczki wychodzi na jaw, wszystkie Plushe Friends się jednoczą, aby pomóc Ruby i pozostałym ofiarom, aby powstrzymać złych ludzi, od dalszych prób eksperymentów.

Mam nadzieję że wam się spodobają te pluszaczki, bo sam szkic zajął mi 2 dni z poprzedniego roku, abym mogła dziś zrobić, siedziałam nad tym bite 6 godzin, chętnie poznam wasze opinie w komentarzach, co sądzicie o tej 7-ce pluszaczków, mam nadzieję że to będzie dobry start dla mojego universum jakim jest Marry Funtime. ;)

ang.

Welcome to the New Year, my dears ;)

New year, new ideas for art and writing... and to celebrate January 1st, I am giving you a newly created art from my Marry Funtime universe, I can say that it is a form of continuation of Plushe Friends, but this time I made 7 cute little ones, notice that 2 of these The stuffed animals closely resemble characters from legends and myths, but I gave them completely different scents, what scents, you ask? You will find out in time, but now get to know the new stuffed plushe:

Monkey - Wu Kong (but his friends call him Sumy) Babygoat - Starla Jackalope - Dots Squirrel - Lishia Frog - Cuma Butterfly Moth - Neferite Arctic fox - Ace

In the history of my universe, the 7 were rejected and replaced by the current 8, but when the history of this pack comes to light, all Plushe Friends unite to help Ruby and the other victims to stop the bad guys, from further attempts at experiments.

I hope you like these stuffed plushe, because the sketch itself took me 2 days last year, so I could do it today, I spent 6 hours on it, I'd love to hear your opinions in the comments, what do you think about these 7 stuffed plushe, I hope that this will be a good start for my universe which is Marry Funtime. ;)

[heart-and-sky]

[Eng Translation] Tsuyoshi's song to Koichi from E Album Campaign - Furusato E Fureai

Kochan, as I realised you always tend to go shirtless

Kochan,  in So Young Blues, although you looks nice shirtless, instead of taking it off yourself you make others (dancers) to take it off

When I saw that figure, I think "you've now become heavenly"

Though I think that way, that's the only odd part that I see...

Forgive me, for always troubling you with my neverending gloomy morning

Even today, when my heart is trembling and turning into tears

Just by imagining your face the night will eventually becomes better

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Hey, I hope you're doing okay! Now, yandere neighbor wars with Deku and Kirishima. Y/n's nephew is in town for a while and they know Y/n is really close with him, so they just spend his entire visit trying to bribe him to say nice things about them. I mean they pull out ALL the stops, from buying that one new toy, to taking them to the amusement park. And Y/n's nephew knows exactly what's happening and is using all of it to his advantage.

Honestly this idea is so cute and maybe later ill play with this archetype

but this time i might have taken your request and turned it on its head

Fair warning your beloved little cousin has a tendency to misunderstand a lot of things so when he repeats things it may seem like a mistake but that's just his interpretation.

Anyway hope you enjoy!!!

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Yandere Neighbor Wars: The Little Cousin Has Joined The Party!!

🥦Midoriya vs Kirishima 🥊

🥦🥊Koto had been through a lot

🥦🥊Before the (L/n) family took him in he was forced to fight for his survival

🥦🥊The orphanage became a hang out for those wannabe villains, gangs, and money-laundering sharks

🥦🥊It wasn't until Phoebe (L/n) opened her home to him that he really thought about living

🥦🥊She would feed him, teach him, clothe him, and nurture him like the son she never had

🥦🥊 Unfortunately her kindness sometimes left her in undesirable situations

🥦🥊 And the last one left Koto angry and alone

🥦🥊Thanks to Phoebe's tendencies she already had a plan set in place for him when the cops came

🥦🥊As it turned out Phoebe had already informed the family about Koto and was excited to have him join

🥦🥊 Even in her will she had instructed her sister to adopt him if she couldn't

🥦🥊In turn they were currently off on a world wide vacation and instead left him with you his new cousin

🥦🥊 When he came in the terminal from off the plane you greeted him as though you had known him for years

🥦🥊 "Sup little dude, you hungry?"

🥦🥊 He soon found that you were like Phoebe but in a different way

🥦🥊You remembered what it was like to be young

🥦🥊 And when he expressed his desire to experience the childhood he never had you didn't question him

🥦🥊He decided he very much loved his cousin (Y/n)

🥦🥊He would be in bliss until he noticed the neighbors

🥦🥊 They were weird

🥦🥊Buff guys bending over backwards to satisfy you and a weird animosity between each other

🥦🥊 He had theories

🥦🥊 Theory #1 people pleasers ;he knew those were the people you could get money from

🥦🥊 Theory# 2 maybe they were drug dealers trying to sell you stuff

🥦🥊Or theory #3 they had love

🥦🥊He learned about it while watching a chicken flick called 'To All The Boys I've Loved Before'

🥦🥊"Why does she keep doing all this stuff?"

🥦🥊 "What do you mean?"

🥦🥊 "She giggles funny, she does crazy things. Why?! It's really weird."

🥦🥊 "Well it's because she's in love, buddy."

🥦🥊"In love?"

🥦🥊"Yeah. It's where you love someone like you want to marry them or something."

🥦🥊 "Am I in love with you?"

🥦🥊"No, no you can only be in love with someone your age and they can't be family."

🥦🥊"Oh."

🥦🥊 Oh.

🥦🥊Oh was right because it made sense why those guys would give him tickets to that amusement park, buy him stuffed animals, and stick up for him when the neighborhood teens gave him trouble

🥦🥊They were in love with him of course

And on the day of his official welcome party he decided he would resolve this.

The community center was filled with neighbors: ones with babies on their legs and others on their hips. Koto was honestly kind of annoyed. He had been entranced by the party culture of those chicken flicks that he begged his Meemee-aka you to "throw" a party for him. You do just that and two hunky neighbors were the first to volunteer.

Koto watched in disapproval as the red haired man insulted the green haired one through gritted teeth. They both were about to hand him the same $1,000 computer before they tried to get ahead of one another.

"Kirishima-kun do you mind give me and Kochan some space I have to give him something."

The muscular chest of the neighbor quickly rose up and down before his hushed response. "That's funny Midoriya. I have something to give the little dude, myself."

"Well I'm going first."

"No your not. It'd be unmanly to do that."

"It's not-"

"Guys guys this has to stop."

Both men turned to look at the little boy who had his arms out as if to stop them. "I know you both have in love with me but I can be with any of you your not my age so please no more violents."

"Uhm little dude-"

"Kochan we actually-"

Eijiro and Izuku look at one another before the former gave the other an exasperated look.

"Kochan we happen to be in love with (Y/n)."

Oh

"Oh."

"OH NO!"

His previously emotionless face warped into one of horror as he watched you oblivously talk to the other neighbors. Both Eijiro and Izuku didn't know what to do; this kid was having an existential crisis. Izuku was the first to try and reach out but Koto put his hands on his ears before running off. Defeated and guilty they both decided to leave Koto alone for awhile.

No more than a week later were both the rivaling neighbors meeting in your front yard thanks to a badly written note telling them to go. When they arrived they were confused to see Koto wearing a suit jacket that was obviously too big for him. Instructing them to sit they sat through your little cousin marching to the left and to the right as he barked out his rules. It was his master plan to have competitions to pick the suitor for his beloved Meemee.

"I will decide who I will help with their in-love if you can make me a perfect cake."

"What if we're not good at baking?"

"Then get good. I will serve it to my Meemee and which ever they says yes to the most is the winner!"

"What do you mean by yes to the most?"

"There's gonna be a buncha gam-i mean competitsons we'll decide."

"Wait we?"

"Who else is deciding?"

"Meemee of course!"

"Wait you didn't tell them why they needed to judge...right?"

"....."

"Right Kochan?"

"W-well I think now is time for drills, you wanna be in good shape for this right? GO! GO!GO!"

You giggle as you watched your beloved cousin poke his stick at your neighbors. You put the pieces together when Koto had asked for your suit jacket so he could 'fix the neighbor's cases of in-love.' You didn't bother correcting him he looked so determined you couldn’t bring yourself to tell him how he just told a very important secret. Sipping your (f/d) you decided you'd throw all the boys in for a loop by letting this go on for as long as possible. Whether or not you were actually interested in either of them you thought it'd be good for Koto to make some friends while teaching these grown men not to involve a child in their schemes.

Now I'm thinking of making these competitions interactive but idk lmk

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