#knoxvilles

[allthegothihopgirls]

when the batboys get broken bones or other things that can't be fixed in the batcave, and have to go to an actual hospital, they make up the most outlandish sounding excuses for their injuries:

dick (with a broken leg): "well you see, i was actually trying to jump over a river on a pair of rollerskates"

jason (with broken ribs): "i was volunteering at the zoo... feeding the alligators. i fell backwards with the meat in my hands, and one pounced on me. funny how much damage they can do."

tim (with the worst concussion man has ever seen): "oh that? i was walking outside.. and my brothers were playing basketball on the top floor of the house, and one of them accidentally threw the ball out the window, and it landed on my head"

(bruce hears that one and has to reconsider whether or not the version of the story tim told him (getting hit by condiment king's mustard launcher) was the truth or not)

damian (with fingers twisted in every direction): "i play the piano... very violently"

[x-vamp-x]

Johnny Knoxville shirts core

[strawberrygothhh]

middle school me reading the most jaw dropping toe curling traumatizing fanfic at 4 am when i had to wake up at 6 am

[wolfgirxd]

we used to be a people of culture (¬▂¬)

[junkienoir]

[manicgremlinnightmaregirl]

[justknoxville]

[bittersweetsuomi]

  Celebs party at the exclusive "Spider Club" in Hollywood.   

 (May 8, 2004 - Source: Bauer Griffin)      

[slayyyter]

[crumb]

JACKASS NUMBER TWO 2006 | dir. Jeff Tremaine

[stephengloversgf]

This picture is everything and more

[so1aces]

johnny’s first tiktok! what a DIVA 💜

[weirdfreakidiotloser]

[dcrlvz]

real

[justknoxville]

inside out 2 if it was filmed in my head

[ifyourgunnabedumbyougottabetough]

The fact they both say "take place at anytime" at the same time makes me laugh so hard.