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casseiopeiaahh · 17 days ago

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I did make the hazelnut torte from datv and it's fucking incredible 10/10 emmrich knows a good fucking cake

#datv #dragon age #with the apricot jam in it 😘👌#emmrich volkarin #knows how to fucking bake #and the orange liqueur omfg #my post #i dont own a whisk or a mixer of any kind so i taped 2 forks together and whipped cream for like an hour and now my arms hurt #the pain makes it sweeter ig

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bakedbeanchan · 8 months ago

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Love advice so garbage he doesn't even follow it himself

#baked bean originals #what's his fucking damage #was he trying to set aang up #aang #sokka #suki #yue #sukka #uhh whats the ship name for sokka and yue #i love how he gives aang some of worst advice ever and aang just follows it #excuse the terrible alt text I don't know what i'm doing #gifs #atla #avatar the last airbender

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anotherpapercut · 1 year ago

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giving my cats catnip while I smoke weed call that

sorry I was trying to think of a way to finish this joke but I think this is funnier than what I was gonna say

#big fan of squiffed #anyway i wanted parallel play but with a weed angle. all i could think of was parallel baked?#sorry if this post isnt funny. you guys know how it is #WHEN THE FUCK DID I QUEUE THIS AKDBKABDKFNF

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215-luv · 8 months ago

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i don’t want to study for something ‘practical’ anymore i just want to build my own cafe with a bookstore where everyone can borrow and buy books and drink coffee and study with free wifi and just relax

#i don’t even know how to bake bye #i only drink instant coffee everydsy #where do i even start #i should have taken abm or hea fuck!#whyd i end up in arts and design bro #i just want a peaceful life

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blackbatcass · 1 month ago

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What do you think of Jai and Irey in the spurrier run?

omg.. short answer is i love them. so deeply. i think actual good characterization for the twins has been few and far between.. it's really easy to fall into the trap of giving them 'generic excitable slash annoying immature child personality' and leaving it at that, which is kind of a problem for a lot of child characters. but irey and jai have soo much depth in the spurrier run and i really appreciate it.

i loooove how irey is just like both her parents and is bold and fearless and wants to be a superhero more than anything. she's loud and boisterous and reckless and jumps the gun and fucks up and she's perfect<3333 i love insane tweenage girls. homegirl was experimenting with unstable speed force drugs without telling anyone and i love her deeply for it.

and i love how different jai is in comparison. he's quieter, more subdued, more reserved. this might be my own preferences talking but he's really not like wally OR linda and you can see how that messes with him. he's got a lot of big emotions and isn't sure how to deal with them. i love how he's not so sure he wants to be a superhero; he loves the science and math behind the speed force, he's close to hartley, he wants to do the more behind the scenes lab research parts of being a speedster instead of the combat parts. its sooo. augh.

you can just tell how much care & thoughtfulness went into the way spurrier portrayed them. they are so very dear to me.

#ask #flashfam #jai west #irey west #i maintain that jai is an old man at heart and needs to go hang out with the garricks and do some gardening and bake some pies.#i just know it soothes him and stops him from having emotional breakdowns. no matter how much irey makes fun of him for it #irey scares the fuck out of wally because she's exactly like he was at her age. with linda's extra spunk and drive. TERRIFYING #one day i will make my map of flashfam relationships. irey and jesse are very close and so are jai and hartley.#both are inseparable from bart. emotional support rapidly aged cousins<3333

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edwardallenpoe · 3 months ago

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hey who was gonna tell me that House is a Sherlock Holmes adaption. Huh. Who was gonna bc the epiphany i had this morning while watching a hilson edit was not Okay. You guys KNOW i'm autistic about Sherlock Holmes.

#i'm mostly just mad I didn't figure it out myself #i've stared at sherlock holmes like a cat stared at catnip how did i not know #i was like “wow this is so familiar kinda reminds me of johnlock 😍”#BECAUSE IT IS JOHNLOCK #ohhh I'm gonna be sick #i'm on s3 rn i'm so fired up #house md #sherlock holmes #i mean the fuck that shot house is literally JACK MORIARTY #and he and wilson lived on 221B BAKEE ST #i'm so done for #it's joever

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lizzardwitch · 2 months ago

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rj definitely did this while fran was in europe (he was stoned and tweaking in the middle of the night)

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#shoutout to ferret for describing this as surgeon!rj about to fuck up someone's surgery while high but showing them his cool cookie first #bc he would absolutely do that and as he starts talking about fran he just breaks down #“'girl after what just happened to me I don’t know how you trust him to go inside you 😭' - one of rj's patients to fran after the surgery”#- also said by ferret #power rangers jungle fury #prjf #robert 'rj' james #fran jungle fury #(still mad she doesn't have a canon last name)#rj x fran #rj/fran #baking my long distance bf into a cookie because i miss him #(in this case gf but shh)

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origamiyoda · 1 month ago

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I tthink I could stand to be weirder and gayer about barney.

#And other fictional characters of course but you Know.#It's just my anxiety about. what people think of me and the purity culture that's been baked into me from day one #Where I'm like. Ohhh I'm not allowed to be gay and thiunk people are hot . BUT THIS IS A RULE I MADE UP FOR MYSELF 🙌 WHAT THE FUCK #I thiunk fat dudes are ridiculously hawt. Okay . And women. And And and and . I THINK EVERYONES RIDICULOUSLY HOT.#ourhrghghggghhh. . Guh #I DONT KNOW I need to overcome this some how. My goal for 2025 #ITS SUCH AN ODD THING because this is a thought pattern I only apply to myself #And this is like veering into vent territory but I KNOW it's because I spent years being infantilzed by friend groups #Because I was so sheltered as a Kid. Where then I'm like.#Ohhh hes the sheltered aspec kid who's uncomfortable with himself as a person and Such topics because they were new and scary #Let's all treat him like a smol bean ^_^ and that's who you are now and you can't change that and that's all you're allowed to be .#AND IT SUCKS BUT I DONT KNOW . WHAT TO DO #Anyway. Sorry for bringing barny into this . But it is His fault ☝️#Somehow #Guh. GUH #Leo yells #whatever WHATEVWERRR.

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triglycercule · 24 days ago

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i feel like horror would have sourdough starter. he doesn't even use it to bake he just keeps it alive like a funny little experiment. the yeast in that starter will never get to experience the fulfillment of becoming bread unfortunately

and then he totally gets mad at dust and killer if they dont take care of it properly when he can't. WDYM THE STARTER OVERFLOWED!!! YOURE SUPPOSED TO ADD LESS WATER!!!! that's his baby guys he named it and decorated the jar and EVERYTHING 💔

#would this be considered torture if sourdough starter is alive #dust is also into the little yeast experiment but he doesn't wanna get yelled @ by horror (he dont feel like dealing with that)#he wants to know what would happen if lead were dumped into the starter. good thing horror doesnt bake with this #so he just gets killer to do all of the care for the starter when horror cant #plausible deniability and all that. at least killer's the one that gets yelled at instead of him!#horror probably does have a seperate jar of starter he keeps seperate for baking #if dust and killer find it he'll make them all match skulls #I FUCKING HATE MAGMA WHY IS THAY STUOID ASS WEBSITE SO CONFUSING #HOW DO.PEOPLE USE IT OH MY GOOOOOF THIS SUCKS BALLS BIG HAIRY BALLS #IK GONNA SCRATCH MY SKIN UNTIL IT BLEED LET ME DRAW!!! YOU FUCK!!! THE BRUSH PRESSURE IS SO SHIT #WHY IS IT NOT PICKING UO WHEN I DRAW I HATE THIS #anyways. this is horror cooking propaganda idc if he'd be ass at it #man. this sucks. i dont like magma. please let me use ibispaint layout and everything. ibispaint save me ibispaint save me #siiiigh. okay. time to post this. people who see this will definitely see this guys.#me on my way to send a post off the populate the murder time trio tag daily #tricule hc #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #utmv #sans au #nothing serious right now because i really dont feel up to it #guys if you liked this post like and subscribe for more. listen i give tou an mtt playlist what else do you eant fron me #i do as much as i can while balancing my office job and college education (i say. unemployed and in high school)

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your-mommy-ems · 7 months ago

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today is just one of those days where i wanna scream and cry because everything just seems to be piling up.

#its em again ₊˚ෆ #wow did i bake for you all today and then at 3 fucking pm i wanna make lunch for myself but nooo i made a mess #WHICH I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF CLEANING UP BEFORE YOU DECIDED TO BARGE IN #ugh and then you decide that apparently i should know what ingredients we need for dinner even though i dont know even how to make it #and on top of all that shit #you give me a decision abt staying with a girl i dont really like for a week #because she's coming up to visit and our parents are sorta friends (they're not even that good of friends??)#and i cant actually cry because #“emma why are you crying?”#and i do not have the energy to try and explain that i just #fuck

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crownofstardustandbone · 4 days ago

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Me: I’m going to make stuffed shells!

Me, making stuffed shells: ARE WE DONE YET?!? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

#how do I always forget how fucking LONG this takes #gotta make the sauce and boil the shells and then cool the shells and mix together my cheeses and then fill the shells #and then top them with sauce and more cheese and then bake #😩😩😩😩#I’m bitching and whining but y’all should know that I have little pain right now and that’s SO exciting

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taamlok · 27 days ago

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my favourite thing about taash's romance is that there's no drama. i know a lot of people like angsty romances but i do not lmao i want that to be my little safe space away from the narrative

#a lot of my mutuals are screaming crying throwing up over lucanis and neve #which is great like i'm not hating!! happy for you guys #but every time i see a post about how much someone loves it that neve looks like she wants to barf every time she's romantic with rook #or how lucanis will just stare at you and then bake or whatever #i'm like damn that does it for you?? congratulations i guess but it couldn't be me baskkdkf my autism can't handle people like that #it's too confusing for meeee i like it better when taash is just like 'i wanna fuck now 😐' because at least i know what that means #again no hate to anyone's fav this is a classic different strokes for different folks situation

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hiero-green · 8 months ago

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Can any biology people explain to me (extremely heat-sensitive autistic) why I feel like I can't breathe when I overheat when it's not even that hot

(for context I'm Irish it's only 14°C out but it is sunny)

#about me #science tumblr help #also look im proud of my country and theres a lot i love about it but holy fuck i hate peoples attitudes when the weathers nice #people are so starved for the sun and heat here that when it comes its like how DARE YOU suggest that not everyone finds standing in the #baking sun comfortable #not everyone likes sweating through every layer of clothing #i get looked at weird for using a parasol and i know i need to get over the shame bc like #fuck you!! i want to be able to breathe!!#i want to maintain my mental functions!

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synicalea · 1 month ago

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INTRO . . . ✧(≖ ◡ ≖✿

HELLO every1…… first is that my name is angel or illy, either is fine :3333333

any pronouns but i use she/her usually , doesn’t rlly matter though. …. my gender is idgaf…….

can you tell i’ve never done an intro before? i surely can LMFAOOOO

my interests are one piece, naruto, haikyuu, saiki k, mob psycho, aot, tmf (the gacha phase is still very much here and thriving), baking, reading, etc !!!!(^o^)

i am also weirdly obsessed with the color orange and the number seven. let’s not talk abt that righneow tho….

WHAT TO EXPECT FROM MY ACCOUNT

absolutely nothing🧍🏻‍♀️. you will probably be disappointed since this is kinda meant to be a diary but ermmmm. MAYBEnnn!!!! i will post stuff relating to my interests sumtimes(◎_◎;)

but i love every little interaction i get so dw about spam or anything !!!!!!!<33333

UUUGGHHHH FEELING LIKE A LOSER (´Д⊂ヽ

yeah i have like…. nothing else to say and this feels pointless but hey i want something pretty pinned on my account sooooo……… FUCK IT WE BALL!!!!!!!!!

also love you and make sure to eat and take care of urself:pppp

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nobodybetterlookatme · 1 month ago

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nah cuz I would pass away if someone asked me if I was into them 😭 but CONGRATS ON GETTING THE DATE!! I hate to say we told you so, but we definitely told you so 😌💅

Bro I literally short circuited lmaoooo like it was not cute and I almost died fr. But yeah, date secured ahskaksk y'all were right 😭 it still feels so surreal lmao I'm still vibrating about it

#not snz #like what do you mean it doesn't have to be a hopeless crush forever ahdkaksk #I'm so scared I'm gonna fuck it all up ahskkaksls #like I've never dated anyone and the most I've ever done is peck a couple friends on the lips bc we were thirteen and curious 😭#idk how to do any of the relationship stuff like where tf is the instruction manual #and i know damn well this guy has dated people and i have to assume he's got a body count #which is fine obviously but i have no experience here like I'm completely out of my element 😭#idk like maybe I'm way overthinking it but I'm still like 😩#need to circle back to the concerns bit of the conversation bc i have several now lmao #like i feel like they're concerns for (hopefully) way later down the line #but i don't wanna be months into this and then realize that we're incompatible for one reason or another #like i need all the potential deal breakers laid out now so neither of us waste our damn time ahsksjksdk #i guess i can bring it up on Saturday 😭#it should be an in person conversation i just know I'm gonna be so fucking awkward 😭#hopefully that's part of my charm to him bc he seems to like all the other things about me that i don't particularly like myself LMAO #anyway on a completely different note #wtf do cishet men even like ahdkakskak like can i send him cute little wholesome memes or is that weird #I'm too gay for this shit lmao why would i do this to myself #like do i get to send him sweet little texts or do they not like that kinda thing #i wanna romance him i just don't know how ahdkkakss maybe I'll bake him something idk #I'll sleep on it i guess lmao #partner posting

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daily-yttd-something · 10 months ago

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Day 181: Daily-YTTD-Something forgot to post yesterday

Originally titled ‘Pi(e) day’

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