#knowing i cant look at a cat and not love them

[mattsjuul]

GRAVITY. chris sturniolo

༣ summary: chris is on tour and misses his girlfriend .ᐟ ♡

༣ pairing: clingy!reader & tour!chris

༣ warnings: suggestive, just a cute lil oneshot tbh, pet names ( i think only one tho ), long distance ???? idk

༣ authors note ♡: ok i rlly didnt know what to do for this tbh i js wanted to write for chris lol!!!! this MIIIGHT get a pt 2 tho. so twoshot!

you stand in your kitchen, your mind constantly filled with thoughts of your boyfriend while he's off on tour. is he sleeping? maybe he's eating something. i hope he's enjoying it. is he gonna call me? isnt he in new york? thats three hours ahead. three whole hours. so if its six pm here then its... seven... eight.. nine. nine pm there? so is he asleep? i dont know if tour's got him sleepy. gosh. can he call me? i bet he looks so good right now. fuck. then your thoughts are interrupted by a very specific text tone. it's chris! "Hey" "R u busy imy" you read, causing you to almost start jumping for joy in front of your open fridge. although you do a little squeal instead. "definitely not" "call me im begging" you reply. "I like that" he replies, making you giggle to yourself. seconds later, your screen lights up with a picture of chris with a big smile holding your dear friend, madison, 's cat.

"well hellloooo" you answer with a smile far too big. "hey sexy" he smiles back just as much. "i've been waiting for this call" you admit. "yeah? you been thinking about me?" he asks in a cocky tone. but it was lowkey doing things to you. well. highkey. "you'd like that wouldnt you?" you ask. "yeah." he proudly says. "i was actually about to rub one out since im alone. show me your tits" he jokes. "don't tempt me" you giggle. "i mean.. you're free to do whatever you want. you're an adult with free will in your own home" he babbles on. you take a deep breath, honestly debating it. why not? he's seen them pleennttyy of times. more so, touched them plenty of times.

"ya' know." he interrupts your debating. "i've had lots of time to think. especially to think about you. and ya' know, we're never really apart for longer then a week. and it's made me realize that you really hold me down. i feel like i need at least one night with you every week to function. not like night.. i mean one sleep. i feel like it's made me sleep not so well. is that crazy? i'm not making sense. but then also, it'll be like 10 am here and i'll argue with nick or matt and i cant run to you. you'd be asleep and i dont want you to be upset the moment you wake up. i hate this seperation. i hate making you wait.. like what if you stop liking me before i get back. fuck. you're not hanging out with that actor guy you like, right?" he goes ooonnn n on. well boobs wouldnt be too appropriate right now. "okay.. no" you reply for starters. "and i dont think it's crazy. i get it. but you're veeeryyy cute for thinking all this. i love you chris. i miss you so much." i say. "i love you. can i see your boobs?" he asks, a giggle escaping your lips at his very stupid words.

yet you lift your top up, getting a shocked look from chris. "oh.. i like those.. a lot." he says, a big smile on your face as you shake 'em a little. "just.. stay there for a second" he says, seeing him moving around, clearly pulling his sweats down. "join me, yeah?"

a/n: ohhhhh em geeee.... idk if i like this tbh lol. but lmk if u want a part two w phone sex hehe. im sorry its so so short sad face.. i actually rlly liked writing this tho idk. yaaay hope u like :') ♡ lmk if there r any mistakes pls i didnt proof read!!!!!! (im in class..) 🐻‍❄️

[smeemos]

smeemo accolades compilation (i.e. rotting everyone's brains) below

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#is ttheir the infamous smeemo ive been hearing so much about….

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#i cant stop saying special smeemo sitting spot#ive been walking around my house saying it all day#bc ttheir post keeps popping up in my for you tab#my special smeemo sitting spot…

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[tubbytarchia]

I don't know what this is all I know is that LimL Joel makes me really emotional

[moeblob]

kitty kitty kitty

[michameinmicha]

Things i desperately want for Project Zomboid:

Bicycles

A cat!!!

Roller Skates

Ladders!

Baby stroller or handcart to transport heavy things for short distances (mostly for lots of materials or furniture and such)

Cargo pants with pockets

Growing my hair veeeery long (and keeping it in a loooong braid)

Head lamp

Let me paint metal crates and cars!!!!!!!

I have more but these are the most functional ones i guess

[icewindandboringhorror]

examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk

[itsseriouslyridiculous]

I really hate how my physical body looks so so so much. unfortunately there isn't much I can do about it.

[mo-ok]

giftober day twenty nine - doors

[anxiously-sidequesting]

To me personally malistaire is the funniest and most pathetic villain wizard101 has ever had AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY!!! Between doomed children who have been manipulated, groomed, and isolated into becoming products of their environments, someone scorned who has been punished unfairly by having your biological heart torn out your chest and turning your children and all of reality against you to satiate their own ego, a nonhuman entity so powerful and so clueless they unintentionally threaten the lives of everyone around them, Malistaire FELL DOWN BRO. Like yeah you're bitchless now. You and me both. Get in line. Everyone in this room is bitchless. We are ALL living that ✨💅🏾💃🕺 Single Life™. You are a middle-aged man. Cope

[ratatatastic]

[wanderingchocolateeclair]

cat-ification beam!

LOOK AT THEM!!!!! LOOK AT THEEEMMMM!!!!!!! AAKJHAAHJFGAKDJHG

PLEASE KNOW THAT THIS MADE ME TEAR UP FROM JOY-

Every time i look at this it makes me grin ear to ear and i love it so much thank you for sending me this ohmygod

HIS TEEFS!!!! HE SMILE!!!! OUGHHHHHH!!!!!

AND LOOK AT THE LIL DIRT GREMLIN DIGGIN UP THE FLOWERS I LOVE HIM SM-

ough i love them- this is...i am mentally saving this to all of my brains happy places

[hem1ock]

inconsolably emotional over this comment on a stuffed animal cleaning video

[transgirltrish]

.

[brainyrot]

DEMONS WITH CAT CHARACTERISTICS ARE THE BEST HCS FIGHT ME

demons, but when they are fighting they start with a growl, then a howl, and then up with a fist fight.

Exactly like cats do, and if you try to separate them, you'll get dirty side eyes. They won't put YOU in a fight, because you aren't involved, but you surely must have a death wish if you think you can stop two demons from fighting.

Sometimes there's magic involved too, but it's mostly a physical fight. They don't even actually talk they just, howl and growl. Maybe talk in signs but hardly they do, no, they have to howl and whoever howls the loudest wins.

but they don't need to do that with surface dwellers, they don't even try to fight with angels, everything's a fight with them.

But what about surface dwellers? I said that demons didn't need to fight them. But why? Oh that's because a single growl or dirty look makes those surface weaklings run away I'm fear! And it's fantastic!

yes,,the smell is hard to ignore, and some rude and barbaric demon will just chase them and eat them, but the actual polite demons will just laugh, they won't chase, yet. At least. If they aren't too hungry.

That's some big progress for them don't judge them

[icewindandboringhorror]

finally settling once and for all... with the evidence laid out plainly.. which of these brother boys is more stinkys ,,,

[skrunksthatwunk]

not rascal's deadbeat owner coming around when im not home and telling my roommate she's taking him for a week (our break is 4 weeks or so, implying he's gonna be back here even though That's Her Cat Not Ours) and then just picking up the new toys i bought for him and taking them with her without even asking. hey. hi. those are mine