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Chopper, cleaver, grönsakshacka... Kalla det vad du vill, men en sak Ă€r i alla fall sĂ€ker... AuĂ°geirr har gjort det igen... En grymt snygg, vass och vĂ€lbalanserad kniv đ€© Kolla in lĂ€nk i min bio för rabatter och erbjudanden đ #chopper #cleaver #grönsakshacka #vassaknivar #audgeirrknives #kökskniv #köksknivar #vasskniv #kockkniv #kockknivar #vassochvacker #kniv #knivar #köksredskap #matobak_se #kockyoga #matgladagbg
#chopper#cleaver#grönsakshacka#vassaknivar#audgeirrknives#kökskniv#köksknivar#vasskniv#kockkniv#kockknivar#vassochvacker#kniv#knivar#köksredskap#matobak_se#kockyoga#matgladagbg
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Anyway I gotta go make myself food now, bye Roms, love you! <33
BYEEEE ILY !!!! I MISSED THIS :)
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Jason for character bingo?
We have a winner folks

Hilarious to me that Jason almost always gets bingo with me simply bc I both love and hate him am I overexposed to this character? yes Do I not see enough of them? also yes do I love them? yes do I hate them? yes
#hi ren đ#I havenât seen if youâve rbâd this but guess what Iâm about to send you if you have#anyway dc if youâre listening you should put us in charge of Jason donât just revive a kid if youâre gonna do this with him he could have#just chilled in heaven with Ollie (briefly) but no you wanted him back and no look heâs taking his laundry to daddyâs house no guns or kniv#zh.txt#c:jason todd
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Y<3S
part of me feels like that message is missing a âb-bakaâ at the end of itâŠ. buuuut anyways! does like 20 minutes or so from now work for you?
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Jag undrar om mitt namn fladdrar som en mal fÄngad i buren pÄ dina revben, eller om det Àr en kniv?
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Characters Information
Identities Evolved AU
I will edit and add more to this post later after published so please note that it's not the full post yet.
A lot of important parts are completely different from the originals so please keep that in mind.
Bright (Dream)
Birthday: 25th of December
Designs: before AO, present, variation
Bright has a petite appearance, 156cm tall, which is the result of 500 years of unconsciousness and childhood anorexia, he's physically weak.
He used to live an aristocratic and discipline lifestyle therefore his behavior is unconsciously elegant.
Bright has a shy, cowardly personality. He is quite introverted and afraid of crowded places. He often thinks too much, hallucinates and worries himself that even his close ones seem concerned.
To everyone, he is considered a genius. People let him take the leadership role most of the time even when the group has no clear hierarchy of roles. With that being said, he is quite stubborn when it comes to listening to other people's advice, especially if they have opinions that are contrary to his.
Bright's emotional aura is very weak, only slightly affecting people when he has strong emotions.
Combat reference:
Bright does use a bow, the bow is what Nim left behind, only Bright and Midnight can use it. It can transform into any weapon that suits the user (in Bright's case, a stick) but works best as a bow.
Bright prefers stick-fighting because Bright would have to put a lot of effort to summon one arrow. He has to draw 'divine' blue arrows from his chest, it takes a lot of energy.
Most of Bright's moves are defensive and deal light damage. He almost completely avoids fighting.
Relationship:
Midnight: older twin brother, enemy
Cross: lover (cohabit)
Blue: close friend
Ink: ex-lover, friend
Error: neutral
Killer: enemy
Murder: enemy
Horror: enemy
Midnight (Nightmare)
Birthday: 25th of December
Designs: before AO, present, variation
Midnight is tall in appearance, 192cm tall, he can choose his height, taller or shorter. So as he gets weaker he will gradually shrink, the minimum height he can reach is 160cm, which is his "real height".
Like Bright, he used to live an aristocratic and discipline lifestyle therefore his behavior is unconsciously elegant.
Midnight, before and after the Apple Occasion, is only one person, there's no parasite.
The area around Midnight's right eye was severely damaged, however his right eye still had the ability to see, he just chose to cover it up, as a result, he has a blind spot.
Midnight is very picky and meticulous. Even the most accomplished of his minions are not given leniency when it comes to small mistakes.
Combat reference
Midnight hardly ever engages in direct combat.
Relationship
Bright: younger twin brother, enemy
Killer: lover (unpublic), subordinate
Murder: subordinate
Horror: subordinate
Cross: ex-subordinate, enemy
Blue: enemy
Ink: neutral
Error: ex-coworker, neutral
Killer
Birthday: 14th of May
Designs: present, variation
Sans and Chara's souls and minds merged, "Killer" is neither Sans nor Chara. The consciousness of two, merged together, never could remain.
Killer is 164cm tall, quite short compared to the other members so he often wears high heels to make the team look more balanced, but not too high because he still has to jump and run a lot.
Killer is impulsively expressive that either others are concerned or uncomfortable. He acts childish with lots of energy and often does unnecessary things, he likes to anger others by his behaviors.
With such strong emotional expressions, according to Midnight's assessment, he is the one who radiates the most negative energy compared to others.
Combat reference
Killer is the convergence of a highly skilled assassin, fast and flexible to ambush opponents. Yet, when in a battle that requires high physical strength, or with a gladiator-type opponent, he will be at disadvantages.
He mostly uses knives but would not refuse to use something else when needed. These knives are exclusive designed for him.
He can conjure up a red knife, larger than a normal knife (not giant). While doing this he will vomit hate liquid and it takes a lot of streghth, but he can slash from a distance.
Relationships
Midnight: lover (unpublic), superior
Murder: subordinate
Horror: subordinate
Cross: ex-subordinate, enemy
Error: neutral
Ink: neutral
Bright: enemy
Blue: enemy
Cross
Birthday: 14th of October
Designs: before NW, present, variation
Cross is 180cm tall, a pretty good height to be recruited into the royal knights back then.
He still has scars on his face. XChara has been unconsciously dead since the beginning of the Nominal War.
Cross is a pretty cheerful, carefree person. He has every characteristics of an excellent soldier. He doesn't think too much about strategies, but it doesn't mean that he doesn't understand them.
While still working under Midnight, Midnight highly regarded him, he was the only one allowed to make a deal with Midnight when joining.
Combat reference
Cross is a melee fighter, often performs close range attacks that deal high damage. He is well-rounded in both direct combat and tactical aspects.
Cross (still) uses a giant knife as his weapon (or a heavy sword/claymore, however you want to call it).
Relationships
Bright: lover (cohabit)
Blue: friend
Ink: ex-friend, (rivaly) neutral
Error: neutral
Midnight: ex-superior, enemy
Killer: ex-superior, enemy
Dust: ex-coworker, enemy
Horror: ex-coworker, enemy
Murder (Dust)
Birthday: 14th of February
Designs: present, variation
/updating/
Combat reference
/updating/
Relationships
Midnight: superior
Killer: superior
Horror: co-worker
Cross: ex-coworker, enemy
Bright: enemy
Blue: enemy
Ink: seemly neutral
Error: neutral
Horror
Birthday: 8th of August
Designs: present, variation
/updating/
Combat reference
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Relationships
Midnight: superior
Killer: superior
Murder: coworker
Cross: ex-coworker, enemy
Bright: enemy
Blue: enemy
Ink: neutral
Error: neutral
Ink
Birthday: 19th of April
Designs: present, variation
Ink must drink colored ink to feel emotions. However, it is pretty strong and often makes him over-excited and overreact. So he found a way to dilute the colors before drinking it. Because he drank the diluted colors, Ink was much calmer. His eyes do not change their symbols anymore, only their colors.
But being calmer also means he's more heartless, people need emotions to empathize, Ink has to find a way to get emotions, yet he dilutes them.
Ink is quite straightforward about his thoughts, but he doesn't mind hiding some things to achieve his goals. Ink is neutral to most people, but he won't hesitate to fight others, even friends when his interests are at stake.
Ink is forgetful but he has learned to take better notes and organize himself.
Combat reference
/updating/
Relationships
Bright: ex-lover, friend
Blue: friend
Error: friend? enemy? fwb?
Midnight: neutral
Killer: neutral
Dust: neutral
Horror: neutral
Error
Birthday: 8th of April
Blue/Swap
Birthday: 23th of February
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#identities evolved#ie au#undertale#undertale multiverse#undertale alternate universe#undertale au#underverse#nightmare sans#dream sans#killer sans#nightkiller#cross sans#dreamtale#ink sans#inktale#ink#errortale#error sans
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I love that he starts out with a dagger like
oh what do you have? a sword or a spear ? no he's got,, a kniv,, and he gonna kill you with it,,or whatever


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UM.
..NO?
I'LL US<3 JAM N<3XT TIM<3.
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Jirai Kei / Cute Creepy Themed ID Pack
[PT: Jirai Kei / Cute Creepy Themed ID Pack].
[ID: A purple thin line divider shaded at the bottom. End ID].
Names
[PT: Names].
Adam, Ash, Bellamy, Belle, Billy, Black, Blade, Blair, Boo, Cassie, Charlotte, Clarice, Clover, Coven, Daisy, Drusilla, Eden, Elsie, Elvie, Evander, Finn, Flora, Freddie, Hadrian, Hazel, Hitch, Igor, Ivy, Jackie, Jekyll, Juno, Lila, Lilith, Lily, Lola, Lucy, Luna, Maisie, Malachi, Marigold, Nyx, Ophelia, Pearl, Poe, Poppy, Raven, Romeo, Rosemary, Ruby, Rue, Seraphine, Shelley, Silas, Spike, Thorn, Violet, Vlad, Willow
Pronouns
[PT: Pronouns].
Angi / Angel / Angels, Blo / Blood / Bloods, Bun / Buns / Buns, Can / Candy / Candys, Creep / Creepy / Creepys, Cut / Cuts / Cuts. Cue / Cute / Cutes, Doe / Doll / Dolls, Fa / Fan / Fangs, Gor / Gore / Gores, Kni / Knife / Kniv, Lov / Love / Loves, Pi / Nk / Pinks, Pre / Pretty / Prettys, Skull / Skulls / Skulls, Spooky / Spookies / Spookies, Stab / Stabs / Stabs, Swe / Sweet / Sweets
Titles
[PT: Titles].
[Pronoun] Whoâs Sweet But Deadly, [Pronoun] With a Cutting Smile, [Pronoun] With a Razor Heart, A Doll With a Knife in [Pronouns] Hand, A Heart Full of Thorns, A Sweet Little Monster, Cute But Dangerous One, Pretty on the Outside; Broken on the Inside, The Angel With Blood on [Pronouns] Hands, The Beauty That Stabs, The Cursed Cutie, The Eerie One, The Haunted Beauty, The One Who Loves Too Much, The Pastel Poison, The Sugar-Coated Nightmare, The Sweet Nightmare
[ID: A purple thin line divider shaded at the bottom, End ID].
Requested by anon
Also tagging: @id-pack-archive
#jirai kei#landmine kei#jiraikei#jirai#cute creepy#creepy cute#id pack#npts#npt pack#npt#npt list#names pronouns titles#name suggestions#pronoun suggestions#title suggestions#neopronouns#neopronoun suggestions
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flag id: a flag with 6 stripes, which are light silver, pink, bright yellow, bright yellow-green, bright blue, and purple. about 1/4 of the way away from the right side of the flag, a small section of the flag is 'glitched' downwards, forming a section with 7 stripes, with the first and seventh being half the size of the rest. they are purple, light silver, pink, bright yellow, bright yellow-green, bright blue, and purple. end id.
banner id: a 1600x200 teal banner with the words âplease read my dni before interacting. those on my / dni may still use my terms, so do not recoin them.â in large white text in the center. the text takes up two lines, split at the slash. end id.
acidkniviris:Â a gender related to smiley faces, oversaturated glitchy/trippy media, rainbows, cutesy knives, and acidwave
[pt: acidkniviris:Â a gender related to smiley faces, oversaturated glitchy/trippy media, rainbows, cutesy knives, and acidwave. end pt]
for anon! the top stripe represents a knife blade and is next to the pink to represent cuteness, the yellow stripe represents smiley faces, the bottom five stripes are an oversaturated rainbow to represent glitchy/trippy imagery, and part of the flag is 'glitched' downwards to also represent glitching, rainbows, and acidwave. the term is 'acid' from 'acidwave', 'kniv' from 'knives', + 'iris' (as in latin for 'rainbow')!
tags: @radiomogai, @liom-archive, @macchiane, @genderstarbucks, @sugar-and-vice-mogai
tags cont: @freezingnarc, @skrimbliest, @seraphtrix, @colorgendered
dni link
#acidkniviris#colorgender#aesthetigender#my flags#my terms#new flag#new term#mogai flag#mogai term#mogai#eyestrain
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I actually started watching Black Mirror yesterday, that one super popular Netflix show? Itâs rlly weird but in kind of a fascinating way? I like how subtle the messages are, doesnât rlly throw them in the audiences face yunno? Though some of the concepts (namely âThe National Anthemâ) are just fucking insane
OHHHHJ I LOVE BLACK MIRROR lemme rec u some eps
#mailbox#kniv#i have 2 eps i need to watch according to sally they're insane lol#black mirror always keeps me on my toes cause i never know if its gonna be a good ending or not
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âSection 183 of the Criminal Code only applies to men. If a man uses self-ID to become a woman, he can no longer commit a criminal offense for exhibitionism.â - criminal defense attorney Udo Vetter
If a community is truly oppressed I would think that they would be opposed to any law that would give perverts a legal loophole in their name. But then I've been saying for years that the TQ+ community needs to clean house.
By Marielena Meder September 19, 2024
A trans-identified male from Troisdorf, Germany, is facing charges after attacking multiple women in two disturbing incidents involving knives and exhibitionism. But a debate is now raging in court as legal experts weigh whether the man, who identifies as a âwoman,â can be charged with exposing his penis, a crime only males can be prosecuted for.
The man, 56, is scheduled to stand trial in Bonn for threats and grievous bodily harm related to two incidents, one from 2021 and one from 2022. Due to Germanyâs strict privacy laws, the manâs full name has not been released, but he will be referred to as âKlausâ for the purposes of this article.
In August of 2021, Klaus followed a woman home and attacked her while she was at her front door. Klaus is alleged to have grabbed her from behind and held a knife to her throat while he wrangled her boots off. The woman fought back, suffering cuts to her neck and hands, and was able to send her attacker fleeing thanks to her loud cries for help. Klaus was wearing womenâs clothes at the time of the attack, and is said to be a womenâs shoe fetishist.
The next year, in December, Klaus exposed his penis to two women on a train. The regional court in Bonn must now decide whether this was a sexual offense, as Section 183 of the German Criminal Code only imposes a fine or a prison sentence to men for exhibitionistic acts. Because Klaus is legally considered âfemale,â he may avoid this charge entirely.
The uncertainty is the result of Germanyâs recently-passed gender self-identification law, which is considered by many to be the most relaxed legislation of its kind in the world. In 2022, well-known criminal defense attorney Udo Vetter warned about the impact the law would have on criminal proceedings, writing on social media that: âSection 183 of the Criminal Code only applies to men. If a man uses self-ID to become a woman, he can no longer commit a criminal offense for exhibitionism.âÂ

The verdict on whether Klaus can also be convicted of exhibitionism is expected within the next two months.
Klaus has an extensive criminal history stretching back years. According to the General-Anzeiger, which referred to Klaus as a âwoman,â a reading of his past criminal record took the court over two hours.
In October of 2008, Klaus attacked a 52-year-old woman, violently pulling her to the ground and sitting on her so he could rip her boots off her legs. According to a news article on the incident, Klaus admitted to becoming aroused when he put the boots on after fleeing to a nearby forest. During the subsequent police search, investigators found a whole collection of womenâs boots at his home.Â
The next year, he attacked a 54-year-old woman who was heading home from carnival celebrations dressed as a female pirate in order to steal her boots. When she fought back, he strangled her, cut her face with a knife, bruised her upper body, and fled. He claimed at the time that he had only been able to commit the assault because he had been allowed to walk free from his 2008 crime.
Klaus was ultimately sentenced to two years and four months in prison after being convicted of aggravated extortion and grievous bodily harm. At the time, the court also recommended he be confined to a permanent placement in a psychiatric institution after hearing expert testimony from a psychiatrist who labeled him dangerous and at risk of escalating his behavior to more serious acts of violence.
On the witness stand, Klaus reported that his obsession with womenâs footwear had started with his motherâs clothes, and, when he was just 19 years old, he attacked a woman to steal her boots. His parents are said to have sent him to therapy in vain.Â
His stay in the psychiatric clinic lasted around 7 years and, while confined to the facility for his criminal convictions, Klaus changed his legal sex and received breast implants. Disturbingly, due to the laws in place at the time, Klaus would have had to receive the approval of two mental health professionals to proceed with his legal sex change.
Germanyâs new Self-Determination Act (SBGG) comes into effect in November. The law, which was met by overwhelming backlash from womenâs rights campaigners, established âgender identityâ as a protected characteristic and allows parents to change the sex marker on their childrenâs documents from birth. The SBGG also creates the potential for citizens to be fined up to âŹ10,000 (approx. $11,500 USD) for revealing a personâs given name and birth sex without their permission â an action that trans activists staunchly oppose and refer to as âdeadnaming.â
The SBGG allows individuals to change their legal sex and name without any diagnosis of gender dysphoria, and does not discriminate against those with criminal records. Even convicted sex offenders such as rapists, pedophiles, exhibitionists and voyeurs can easily change their legal sex and first name at a registry office.Â
#Germany#Violent perverted men using self ID laws to get out of criminal charges#Troisdorf#Section 183 of the German Criminal Code#Not a woman#NotOurCrimes#a reading of his past criminal record took the court over two hours#Women's shoe fetishist#He still has his penis but he got breasts implants#autogynephilia#Self-Determination Act (SBGG)#The SBGG does not discriminate against those with criminal records
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Top ten Danish sayings according to me
My ten favourite Danish sayings/turns of phrase (in no particular order), just because I love language. I say all of these regularly. Enjoy!
goddag mand, Ăžkseskaft â hello man, axe handle
This one is used when someone answers a question you asked in a nonsensical way or just in general when someone has said something foolish or nonsensical. you can read about the origin in Danish here.
det kan ske, det kniver med gaflerne â it may spoon it knives with the forks / it happens that the forks are in short supply
Not used in any specific situation other than when someone says det kan ske 'it happens', because ske 'spoon' and ske 'happen' just so happen to be homonyms. Additionally kniv 'knife' and knibe 'be in short supply' are almost homophonous, especially if kniv was a verb.
fra folk og fulde bĂžrn skal man hĂžre sandheden â from people and drunk children you will hear the truth
This is not actually the saying, it's supposed to be bĂžrn og fulde folk, but it's more fun like this. Originally, this refers to the fact that neither children, nor the drunk tend to think too hard before speaking, thus they tend to tell the truth.
det haster ikke mere end det jager â it's no more urgent than urgency
Excuse my creative liberties here, as both haste and jage mean 'be urgent'. It is more or less synonymous with "take it easy, no rush" â a sort of Danish hakuna matata.
To me, as someone from Western Jutland, jager should always be pronounced jawer ['ja.wÊ] in this saying.
stĂ„ med hĂ„ret i postkassen â to have gotten one's hair stuck inside the mailbox
A metaphor for when you are in some sort of trouble or problematic situation where you feel like you have no power to change your unlucky situation. Often used when you are disappointed as a result of being cheated somehow.
det kan noget â it does something
My best approximation of an English version is "it's got a certain je ne sais quois", because that's literally what it means. It does something for you, specifically, but you're not entirely sure what exactly it is that it does â but it works!
man kan ĂŠggehvide, hvad man ĂŠggeskal â one egg whites what one eggshells | one cannot know what one should not do
Another pun, I am sorry for being your literal dad, I guess. Basically ĂŠggehvide 'egg white' sounds like ikke vide 'not know' and ĂŠggeskal 'eggshell' sounds like ikke skal 'should not'
ikke nĂ„ nogen/noget til sokkeholderne â not being able to reach someone/something's garters
When someone/-thing is not nearly as good as someone/-thing else. You know, it barely reaches above their knee!
hvor der handles, der spildes â where stuff gets done, stuff gets lost
Exactly what it says on the tin. Its English cousin is "you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs".
fanden og hans pumpestok â the Devil and his pump stick
Yes, this is as vulgar as it sounds. This one is used last in lists of things that are excessive, e.g, vi skulle stÞvsuge, slÄ grÊs, fjerne spindelvÊv, dampe gulvtÊppet og Fanden og hans pumpestok 'we had to vacuum, mow the lawn, remove cobwebs, steam the carpet and God knows what else'.
Honourable mention for this one that I learnt while looking stuff up in the dictionary:
[ID: A screenshot from Danish online dictionary ordnet.dk of the entry for the saying 'anbringe bagdelen i klaskehĂžjde'. It explains the saying and additionally recommends the entries for smĂŠk and ĂžretĂŠvernes holdeplads. End ID]
Translation:
to place one's backside (ass, bum) in smacking height.
TRANSFERRED MEANING cause oneself to end up in a situation where one might very easily be exposed to criticism and negative reactions from one's surroundings â e.g., by speaking openly about a certain case USE informal
SEE ALSO spanking | the whoopings' parking space
#literally googled 'euphemisms for getting beat up' to find a translation of ĂžretĂŠver that i liked#the literal translation is ear beatings#but its about ~the vibes~ as is the trend for translations#anyway heres a post!!!#danish#danish language#langblr#Danish langblr#language#idioms#sayings#vocabulary#original
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