#knifethrower

[fuckofffried]

Grandma dont fuck around.

[lumberjaxeau]

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[little-lassie]

Inktober2023 Day 25 Dangerous

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[docnad]

I voted patiently. My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #833 https://attemptedbloggery.blogspot.com/2023/01/my-entry-in-new-yorker-cartoon-caption.html #JCDuffy #KnifeThrowing #Doctor #TheNewYorker #Cartoon #CaptionContest https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn8HJVGMJm1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[one-twisted-sister]

JUDGEMENT MEME!!

Be judged by both the Jester Buds!

Please just one reblog per character, but multiple reblogs are allowed!

[mrrwsoup]

boyfriend ocs!!

Going to give each of his ocs a little introduction so there's more context into each of them! Also here's his toyhouse you can see more of his art and characters

Mamba

buried alive for his indiscretions, incidentally dug up and blackmailed into becoming a graverobbing accomplice

involved with Dirge

Jackson

career thief with amnesia and multiple bionic prosthetics. invasive...

involved with Micajah

Elias

calistoga importing co. vice president. suave and sadistic

involved with Rueben

Westley

dominating ceo of calistoga importing co.

involved with Kryl

Ruckus

sexy vampire....owns a record store

involved with Jules

Zero

mall goth knifethrower in crime circus, comes across creepy but is actually quite softhearted

involved with Nova

Morrigan

popstar diva that (almost) always gets what he wants

involved with Trinity

Rowdy

socialite and hardworking secretary for calistoga importing co

involved with Midas

Blythe

former model, now a costume designer for the circus

involved with Meyer

Valentine

dedicated little priest who catches the attention of a demon

alternatively in modern au, guardian angel who gets pulled down from heaven to serve the rituals of an aspiring black metal artist and occultist

involved with Silas

Julian

cultured victorian gentleman and heir, killed in an accident and becomes a demon

involved with Cyril

Hutch

elegant alpha male of a longwithstanding pack

involved with Kaan

Doll

surgically altered to become the perfect wife

involved with Wolf

[cringefail-clown]

at last, where doing it man where MAKING THIS HAPPEN

cringes jakehal fic rec list

just so were clear: some of the fics are unfinished, and havent been updated in a while. leaving a comment to let the author know that youre reading and youre enjoying it is fine, but dont be a bag of dicks and harass them over when the new chapter will be up. have some decency or else ill be inside your walls.

Heart by fawn_writes || rated T || 1/1 || 663 words - man its so good. short and sweet. jake comes by to witness the construction of hals new body while also reminiscing about the times he fought brobot and his untimely demise. a good sparkling of body worship. "Everything will be normal. They’ll manage to keep it normal. After all, Jake has enough of his own heart to share." - fuck, that lines so effervescent.

What he needs by fawn_writes || rated M || 1/1 || 1259 words - another banger from the same author. they be doing the horizontal tango, but nothings too graphic. healthy serving of body worship from jakes perspective, as well as his internal struggle with his apparent robotic attraction.

Dead Weight by squirtgunplay || rated M || 5/9 || 27337 words - oh that fic. oh my god. love me some zombie apocalypse au with existential horror sprinkled on top. hal and dirk are twins but with a twist in this one. theres mystery. theres injuries that make you incapable of moving around. theres ship of theseus discussion. its nourishing. its beautiful. jake and hals banter in this one is fucking amazing, and the author captures their characters so well. the relationship between hal and dirk is also very fucking good and heartwrenching and just ugh. stellar writing, the forth wall break made me laugh out loud, hal gets called a security camera (derogatory). theres graphic depictions of violence, so beware of the tags.

Tennessee Whiskey & You by MistLaFey || rated T || 5/? || 12217 words - major character death and graphic depictions of violence tagged, so beware and read the tags. no-sburb au. dirk fucking dies (its in the fic description so i dont feel like its a spoiler). beautiful exploration of grief, unhealthy coping mechanisms and trying to get back into the normal life when theres a big part of it suddenly missing. hal and dirk are twins. jake is not doing well. hal is also not doing well, but pretending he is. its heartbreaking and some scenes made my chest hurt. very good fic and i dont understand why it doesnt get more love. it deserves it. go read it, even just for the funeral scene, i got teary-eyed over it.

seconds by squirtgunplay || rated E || 2/2 || 18698 words - graphic depictions of violence and its no joke, presidential alert the girls are fightinnn!! but its also so funny and the authors so funny and its also really hot! no sburb au, hals a human and dirks twin. he gets kidnapped by a craigslist hitman jake who mistakes him for dirk. the banter is top game in this one. hal cant keep his mouth shut even in life or death situation. jakes a dork, but hes a deadly dork, and also cant keep his mouth shut about his personal problems. theres fistfighting and knifethrowing and hal gets a weapon put to his head at least twice and he thinks its pretty damn hot. theres banging in second chapter. what more can i say to sell you on this one. the characters are on point, the action is tense but its also written in a cheeky, fun way, smut is good, a npc gets unsubscribed from life. amazing fic, 10/10, will read it again.

I Think Therefore I AR by Taxi_Boy || rated T || 25/? || 30417 words - im saving the best for last. major character death. hal has to start the game and get his friends into the medium while dirk is missing, while also pretending to be dirk as to not raise their suspicions. im not going to say anymore about the plot, you just have to go and read the fic. genuinely my favourite jakehal - and homestuck in general - fic of all time. i love caliborn in this one. i cant wait to see what the author has cooked up for us in the future. its plainly genious.

these are only ao3 fics as i have no clue how tf you search other fanfic sites for a specific ship, but if you have any other recommendations feel free to add them onto this post! we all need some good jakehal fic recs in these trying times!

[circustricks]

LADIES & GENTLEMEN ! BOYS & GIRLS ! noah's ark circus proudly presents the bulls-eye knifethrower who never misses his shot — DAGGER ! / portrayal is influenced by all canon material   ( manga,  anime  &  musical ) &  heavily on headcanons.   private  &  highly selective.   multi-verse,   crossover, & original character friendly. written by charming ( 28 , they / them ).

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[y7le]

Intro Post 🫶

Hi i’m Yule! Im 18 and I’m bigender, bisexual and autistic.

I enjoy drawings, knifethrowing, music, writing.

+ My special interest is bunnies ^^

[wjbs-bonkle-au]

And now, a list of videogame weapons that I personally believe the Vortixx would have made Matoran Universe equivalents of.

Warning: long.

The Saints Row IV knifethrower (basically a slow-firing minigun that fires knives).

The Gutterball from Brigador (a mortar that fires what are essentially bowling ball-sized spheres made of solid metal).

The Smartgun from Hard Reset (shoots homing energy-spheres that travel through walls, objects and even living things until they hit their target).

The Napalm Launcher from Postal 2 (specifically the alt-fire; shoots a bouncing canister that pours a flaming liquid everywhere).

The Synchronicity Gauntlet and/or Solar/Lunar Armlet from Zeno Clash 2 (allows the user to link two enemies together to damage them at the same time, and harness the power of the sun or moon into a beam for combat and puzzle-solving purposes, respectively).

The Cannon from Serious Sam (shoots gigantic cannonballs that plow through opponents, and can be charged for more distance and power).

The Laser Welder from Viscera Cleanup Detail (shoots a big laser, which becomes a dangerous heat-beam if fired for too long).

The Temblor from Brigador (an "acoustic laser" that vapourises rock by vibrating it intensely, with the effects you'd expect if used on a human).

Literally any of the projectile weapons from Rise Of The Triad (mostly increasingly-silly rocket launchers, as well as a magic baseball bat and a wizard staff).

The Penetrator from F.E.A.R (combat-issue nailgun).

The Penetrator from Saints Row: The Third (though probably only after going to Spherus Magna 😉)

Every single potential weapon and stat combo from Nightmare Reaper (which almost certainly includes overlap with at least one of the things on this list).

The lasers from Insaniquarium (they appear to only work on those the user designates as an enemy).

Every "weapon" (by which I mean tactical tailoring tool) from Fashion Police Squad.

The Radar Range from Bioshock Infinite's DLC (a handheld microwave that can be used as a radiation gun).

The hacking gun from Bioshock 2 (allows the user to remotely hack things using darts).

The GEP Gun from Deus Ex (very big rocket-launcher).

The Unmaykr from Doom Eternal (an inorganic laser that fires three beam).

The Unmaker from Doom 64 (a semi-organic laser that can be upgraded to fire more beams).

The GLOO Gun from Prey (2017) (cannon that fires instantly-hardening adhesive foam to fix leaks, trap targets, extinguish fire etc.).

The Leech Gun from Prey (2006) (a gun that can "leech" elemental energy from different wall ports, turning it into a plasma-rifle, a freezethrower, a lightning-gun and a giant solar laser).

The Vampire SMG and Shotgun from Necrovision (literally just a normal SMG and shotgun but they look like this and this, respectively).

The Telefragger from Turbo Overkill (a sniper-rifle that allows the wielder to instantly teleport into a target, obliterating them).

The Bolt ACR from Cruelty Squad (fires blue clouds of radiation that can phase through walls and cannot kill people who are dead, no I won't explain what I mean by that)

[dragongodryss]

Introduction, I guess?

Saw that a lot of people have these, so yeah.

I'm Ryss. I write for the Fairy Tail fandom and draw sometimes. My main ship is Stingue, but RoRay (RoguexGray) is a fun crack ship (It works surprisingly well)

Once in a while I'll do something Nevermore or Legend of Drizzt related.

Willing to Beta Read Fairy Tail fics (preferably not smut though) and I do take art requests.

I also post bits and pieces of original stories. Current ones include:

The Zurkhwood Shadow: Five Drow running a bar. A bit whumpy, so steer clear if you don't like that. (Being Revamped: Tagged under Zurkhwood Shadow now. More than a bit whumpy now.) Masterlist

Down the Ashen Roads: Fantasy anthology. Featuring an autistic knifethrower who stumbles his way into becoming public enemy number one, a planeshifting pyromancer on a quest to collect as many abandonment issues as possible and a demigod who becomes public enemy number two because she tried to be a slightly better person.

(Can you tell which one is my favorite?)

More than happy to answer questions about my stories and my OTP.

[vita-fanfics]

Definitive roles from my The House in which x Dark Woods circus AU:

Ralph: Circus owner

Beauty: Deformed diva

Blind: Blind knifethrower

Shadow and Vulture: The "two headed man"

Mermaid: "The siren"

Rat and Hunchback: Beast tamers

Tabaki: Fortune teller

Ginger and Red: Contorsionists

Sphinx: Blind's assistant

Macedonski: "fallen angel"

Chimera: Fire-breathing girl

Black: Ralph's son, Circus security

Fly: Ralph's daughter, Brainwashed and used as bait to attract new kids to the circus

Smoker: Townsboy Who stumbles upon a pamphlet and decides to sneak out to see the circus.

[lunarthecorvus]

Got my first injury from knifethrowing and it might scar-

I'm so happy