#klown thoughts

[manlymothman]

my favorite thing about tomatoes is that they are tasty and full of yummy surprise juice and a crunchy snack

[manlymothman]

oh pls, NEVER apologize for @ing me on a puppet post!! i love puppets so dearly, i think this is my call to get into my friendly neighborhood...

@pierrotmustaffa @dusty-quack07 <- i believe my only puppet mutuals! hope you two dont mind the @ :}

ok i need to find the people obsessed with muppets WHERE ARE YOU BITCHES

im talking The Muppets, Fraggle Rock, Welcome Home, My Friendly Neighborhood WHERE IS THE FANDOM REVEAL YOURSELVES

[starsnores]

if i had a nickel for every weird alien clown society i would have 4 or maybe 5 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it keeps happening.

[wormbehindtheslaughter]

I had an idea- What if a human who was attacked by a baby klown, ended up taking care of it.

I ALSO HAVENT DRAWN A HUMAN (IN MY STYLE) IN SO LONG, I FORGOT I COULD.

[cult-of-dollbabies]

Am I fr the only one over here shipping daisybud

[angel-blitz]

So uh...Ryan Gosling is set to produce a Killer Klowns remake. Don't believe me? Please Google it. It's 100 percent real I am not joking/srs

[ps2dinosaur]

Some Killer Klown headcanons:

The Klown-Kosplay pack and the tweets about 'baloon dogs sniffing out Klown imposters' made me wonder - how do the diabolical bozos feel about their human mimickers?

I think it varies from Klown to Klown; some find it amusing, others insulting - not because of pride, but because their disguises tread into the worst sin of 'not being funny'.

Some like Slim may be inclined to draw out the games a little longer or even invite the human to play along with a trick or Klown item to 'prove' hilariously how dumb the disguise is, i.e they can't get certain hammer-space/cartoon laws to work.

I did imagine a funny scene where a human makes a balloon dog, sits it beside Spikey's living one - it comes to life, and both are shocked.

The Klown-Kosplay packs have a very amateur, homemade, messy sort of vibe. Maybe some cobbled together during the invasion as a human's desperate attempt to disguise themselves. So how would the Klowns react to a human clown who put 100% into their look?

The Ice Cream Truck's clown head alarmed them, so maybe a really good Klown disguise would fool them - but if the Terenzi brother's tapes are anything to go by, they aren't usually fooled. (Paul was dolled up in an outfit and got shot at during th end) At at least not for long.

It could be the clown prop simply bamboozled them like the mannequins did. Humans remembering their visits is expected. Humans...adapting their culture into the human zeitgeist and liking it? What?

Humans' delight of clowns is useful for the kill but probably very confusing.

Also, one of the police dispatch calls have knives and guns being ineffective (obviously because people weren't hitting noses) and the Klowns even smirking when a knife is pulled of them. Maybe this is before any bullet or knife manage to get their nose.

[cookietrains]

Some more Killer Klowns headcanons

These goofy silly guys have me in a choke hold send help Might Delete Later~

Tw: Discussion of sickness (serious sickness - rabies), Klown weaponry / death, and NSFW at the very end.

- Klowns CAN get sick. Regular flu and cold symptoms can easily be taken care of (like the day they get sick), but they have a version of Rabies, and it's spread just like how human rabies is spread (being bitten by an infected animal). It's incurable, and it makes them Supreme Frantic ™️. They sweat a lot, getting extremely warm within a few minutes of getting bitten. They vomit a lot, and their eyes water really badly/ they'll have a deep purple hue to their eyes (basically bleeding from the eyes). The final form of this is cannibalism, where they go completely nuts and try to bite every living thing that comes near them (including other Klowns) with the intention to kill them and eat them. This is not a common occurrence, and it's always noticed far before it gets too wild. But just like with humans, it's terrifying for Klowns, too. This is the ONE sickness that brings Klown doctors to tears. The Klown that gets infected, depending on when they're caught, is either mercy killed (bc this illness is also super painful for the subject) or they're studied. Klowns are desperate for a cure for this, even if it's not too common.

- Klowns are super buoyant in water. Water rolls right off of them, so it's near impossible for them to drown. If they're put in water, their skin releases an oily substance that keeps water away from them. They still can't swim for shit. They just flail and float. They love the beach, though, because they take little dust baths like chinchillas. If, for some reason, they're put in water and they get wet (oil deficiency), water can be super harmful to their skin.

- Some Klowns, for research purposes (Rudy would probably do something like this), will sneak over to Earth during the fall and pretend to be a scare clown at a haunted house. They go in small groups to take notes on what scares humans and how they react to being scared. They learned very quickly: Fall is for scares, Winter is for jollier clowns dressed in reds and white, and any other time, regular circus clowns are more common. They could go during any time to research humans, but they find it easier to fit in when everything is centered around scary. It's more of a safe than sorry thing.

- Klowns make their own weapons and can make weapons out of. Literally anything. There are specific Klowns who specialize in rerouting weaponry and teaching others how to use it. One way to know it's a Klown weapon is how colorful it is ☺️ they also really like being creative with their weapons. *Klowns using a weapon against another Klown is a death sentence, UNLESS it can be proven it was an accident* if it was an accident, however, said Klown gets banned from using weaponry permanently. They also can't go out in the field if they choose to go on another invasion. They'll be in charge of looking after the popkorn on the ship, probably forced to stay close to either another Klown or the big boss.

- Klowns do have holidays. They have a holiday that celebrates when the invaders come back to their planet (like a one day event, but it celebrates the invaders). They have one kind of like Halloween, except it's a half year long celebration. They have one that is about the older Klowns, and they have one celebrating new/ younger Klowns. These are all separate days (sometimes months long), and sometimes their holidays are random. Just a huge party on their planet for the most mundane things.

- Klowns have movies and televisions. They're more advanced than human tvs, being incredibly thin, lightweight, and can adjust to light. Their version of entertainment mostly comes from Klown drama, Klown circus acts, and Klown made horror films.

- All Klowns like having their nails painted. Whether they're male or female, it's a form of bonding to them. Their nails are so tiny, though, so ya gotta be careful. They take dust baths, though, so a full-on spa day might not be ideal. I like to think Klowns take dust baths to clean them from other planet parasites and to help them not get sunburned during the day.

‼️ Another NSFW Section ;; 18+ ONLY‼️

- Klowns hide their penises in a pouch under their lower belly area when not in use, so it looks like they don't have genitals on a regular basis. They can inflate and deflate like the female Klown breasts to impress mates. When they're erect, Klown penises look thicker than human penises, and a tad bit bigger than human penises (because Klowns compared to humans are bigger anyways, being 7+ ft tall). Their penis are covered in light (non-harmful) barbs to help them stimulate their mates, helping in reproduction. Males can control their erections and the females can control when their breasts inflate.

- Male Klown cum sticks inside the female. It still has a watery slime texture, but the way the females are built, it hardens and sticks when ejected. Also helping in reproduction. Human mates are a bit harder for this to happen, and it's the reason it's a bit harder for them to mate. If a Klown stays inside for a bit afterwards, the cum will eventually harden after a few minutes, whereas female Klowns - it's immediate. If a male Klowns cum is exposed to air, it keeps the watery appearance and they cum a good amount each time. It looks and feels just like watery slime.

- Until Klowns have mates, they don't really engage in sexual activities (with other Klowns or themselves).

- Because of the last point, when Klowns do mate, they drool uncontrollably. Part of the reason is to use their saliva as a lubricant, and the other reason is because they can't handle their pleasure levels. Expect lots of drooling, guttural throat noises (growling, hissing, grunting, exct.), and aggressive behavior. They can't help it. They're gonna scratch and bite, and they're gonna be a fountain of saliva. Klowns in general are pretty drooly, but during..the ✨️ act ✨️ it's excessive.

- If a Klown male successfully reproduces with a human female and they make a child, Klown males and females are equally involved in their mate and child's life. Klowns insist their pregnant mate stay in the home the majority of the pregnancy, and they bring things to them. Things that would make them more comfortable (like soft blankets and fun games or puzzles to keep them busy) and TONS of food. Female Klowns might bring their pregnant lover toys for the baby and flowers or balloons for their mate.

- It's possible for Klowns to change their sex. They can easily go from male to female and vice versa. Some Klowns even opted to have both genitals (not as common, but it's possible)

[redacted-metallum]

watching killer klowns from outer space for the first time and ive got dnd in an hour i'll let you know how it goes

[mp3stealer]

I always had the feeling we were being dramatic when we complained about how bad 2016 was and while that isn’t necessarily true, it’s insane how much worse things have gotten

[romancemedia]

I'm really impressed with myself with all the different horror movies I've watched lately. Horror is not my thing (or genre for that matter), but I'm proud of myself for watching all these different types of movies... and surprisingly found out I like most of them (not all but most of them).

[manlymothman]

some art for you freaks

[xxdedzxx]

[luckylunatix]

A while ago I had a bit of a clown fixation and these were some clown OCs I drew as a result of that

The first one is a clownsona named Mx. Haunting Jack, a horror/Halloween themed clown. You can find them performing at haunted houses, Halloween parties, and other such spooky events.

The other one is Prince Sugar Pop, a very sweet fella who's basically the clown version of that kind of dweeb that loves stuff like Ren Faires, DnD and LARPing. He comes with his own little pet, a sentient unicorn piñata named Konpeitō.

I actually had another clown OC in mind so that they could be a trio, but I haven't drawn her yet, so for now it's just these guys.

[hideawayfairy]

You know, I knew there was gonna be a music video released based on one of the songs from Mammon's Musical Special.

I just thought they would have gone with "2 Minute Notice" so imagine my surprise that they gave it to "JUGGLING IZ COOL."

[obsidian-metalhead]

I’ve made up my own planet for my clowns. They know of earth and they know of the home planet that clowns originated from. They’ve been able to travel from planet to planet sometimes. But they are mostly bound to their planet. You might get the occasional radio signal from them. They do get curious about life on other planets and would love to communicate. Maybe even have you for dinner sometime.