#kloss family

[archiveofkloss]

december 18, 2023

kurt kloss shared a childhood photo of kristine and karlie holding kimberly and kariann as babies via his instagram story

[stellarstardust]

Wake up, babe. New cringey IkePri MC quote just dropped:

Me reading this: 🤦🏻‍♀️

And here is where Chevalier is me:

You deserve to be laughed at and feel embarrassed, Emma. I laughed and was embarrassed for you.

[judesmoonbeauty]

Ikemen Prince Story Event: Prince's Holiday Masterlist - Adult Dinner Party Team

Not 100% accurate. Cybird owns everything. 

Alternate translations are marked as /// Translations notes/clarifications are notated at the bottom of the post with ***

[Chapter 1] [Chapter 2] [Chapter 3] [Epilogue] [Both Ends Bonus Card] [Master List]

[2-fast-2-curious]

Do you have any more NSFW Logan sergeant audio smuts bc honestly he’s the only on that I enjoy and I cannot get enough of his voice so PLEASE DROP LINKS!!! Ur doing Gods work

Here's a non-soundgasm link for everyone during this outage

[M4F] Sneaking Into Your High School Friend's Room Four Years Later

[Friends To Lovers] [Hold the Moan] [Whispering] [Switchy/Soft Mdom] [Banter] [Teasing] [Playful] [After College] [I Missed You] [Good Girl] [Praise] [Blowjob] [Face-Fucking] [Pussy Eating] [Legwrap Missionary] [Creampie] [SFX]

Creator Reddit: u/AugustInTheWinter

[rareswifts]

[chickawah23]

I’m over the moon that we got a Kloss sisters post from Karlie

And for a great cause. I wonder if Karlie actually likes her flavor of frozen custard

[bespectacledbun]

more Obsidian!Yves nonsense that I cooked from the brainworms I've shared with my friends in dms before (⚠️ SPOILERS FOR GIL'S MAIN ROUTE IN JP!! ⚠️):

yves who loses his nanny and is told that he has to leave rhodolite to go back to his mother's family. yves who arrives in obsidian alone, scared, and unable to speak the language because he grew up only speaking in rhodolitian and not his mother tongue obsidianite

yves who meets his grandfather and he seems nice, but he's very strict and has a bunch of rules that he has to follow all the time. yves who quickly learns to stifle his cries until he's alone and makes sure to never show weakness in front of his grandfather

yves who doesn't really trust his cousins, except for gil. the rest of them always try to get him to trust him by talking badly about the rest of the family to him, but gil is nice. gil gives him sweets and takes him into town and even showed him a photo of his mother and aunt when they were young, but he gets sick so yves can't see him often :(

yves who quickly learns his uncle is terrifying and definitely not to be trusted. yves who keeps his head down, keeps his mouth shut, keeps to himself and avoids interacting with the emperor at all costs. if gil doesn't like the emperor, then neither does he, he decides

yves who is barely 10 when one cousin dies of bad food and the other in a "riding accident" and he learns how truly brutal obsidian can be. yves who is told it's a mistake the castle cooks and stablehands made, but late at night he hears his grandfather talking about a poisoning and tampered saddles. yves who sneaks around to hear the maids whisper how all the workers at the royal residence were slaughtered and their bodies put on display outside the gates

yves who notices his grandfather gets increasingly stressed over the years. yves who starts helping with with for the kloss household more and more, until he ends up taking over the duties entirely while his grandfather does.... god knows what. yves who manipulates the household business to suit gil's needs instead of the emperor's after gil confides in him that the emperor was the one who murdered his mother and older brother in cold blood

yves who is there right alongside gilbert when his oldest cousin mocks gil to his face about his mother's death, who says her and their brother were too weak and deserved to die as they did. yves who turns away as gil stabs him through the heart in rage and then helps hide the body later. yves who joins gilbert's plans for a coup d'état cleanse the empire of all its corrupt nobles

yves who is 16 when he learns of his grandfather's plans to eliminate gilbert on the emperor's orders, who skewers lord kloss before he can even try to hurt gil, who watches from behind as gilbert finally kills the emperor and throws the body off a cliff

yves who helps find and eliminate all those who are still loyal to the bloodthirsty politics of the previous emperor so that gil can achieve his goals of cleaning the country faster

yves who finds and brings roderich into the court, so that when if gil dies he can replace him and yves won't have to. yves who refuses to let gil die after everything he's done because he doesn't want to be left all alone again

yves goes to the border on gilbert's orders, who finds an injured little boy unconscious under a collapsed building and brings him back, so that even if he's too far gone to be saved he can at least get a proper burial along with all the other civilians who died in the war

yves who finds out this unconscious little boy could possibly be his half brother, who looks at his scrapes and injuries and wonders what kind of hellish family would have left him to die on the battlefield like that

yves who spends months nursing and training the boy–– luke, as he will later learn–– and teaches him how to fend for himself before gil sends him back to rhodolite

yves who spends years growing the power and influence of house kloss in order to support gil, until one day he is summoned to the palace for no discernible reason. yves who is told by his cousin that his father has died, and that in a month the court of rhodolite will send ambassadors asking for his return for the selection process

yves who spends that month reading up on the history of the belle system and scoffs at the sheer naivety of it, because what would a commoner know about the dangers of the royal court? how much could they possibly learn in a month that would equal the experience of a lifetime in danger?

yves who is told by gil that he is to be prince, liaison, and spy all at once, that luke and another prince in the rhodolite court will help him while he is there. yves who practices his rhodolitian again after years, so that he doesn't need that airheaded translator assigned to the diplomatic party. yves who introduces himself in stilted, but fluent rhodolitian to the group of strangely dressed men that greet him in the throne room, the men that are supposedly his brothers

yves who gauges all of the princes one by one, wondering which might be the prince gilbert mentioned that would help him. yves who's eyes barely flicker when they see luke, because they aren't supposed to know each other at all

yves who is both surprised and suspicious when Leon reaches out first and invites him to dinner, who shows up not expected to be welcomed with a feast in the domestic faction's office. yves who keeps his guard up, not wondering if this is some sort of ploy to get him to spill his secrets, but by the end of the party realizing leon is just that trusting of him (he can't tell if his older brother is stupid or kind-hearted)

yves who is already used to the stares and contempt that townsfolk and nobles give him so it just slides off his back like water. yves who is surprised when jin and licht both step up to defend him from a particularly loose-lipped noble that was barraging him earlier

yves who sees leon and jin and licht and clavis having fun together, who can't help but feel a kernel of resentment sprout when he sees them truly happy with each other. yves who remembers his cousins before they died, who recalls those years of just him and gilbert working alone because it was them against the world

yves who has completely settled in by the time he is allowed into the round table room, where he meets the commoner that will apparently decide the fate of the kingdom. belle. yves who learns her name is emma, and that she's apparently one of the townsfolk and works as a local bookstore's employee.

yves who remembers gil's orders–– 'you must be chosen as the king for our plan to work'–– and meets her bright eyed gaze, innocent gaze. this will be way too easy

[cosandiyoureastar]

"Chosen family", huh? Doesn't even have to be romantic... Just thinking... Maybe "The 1" is reflective of their time together...

Link to article in Elle.

[cherryisagamer]

Yves' route ch23 AND IM FULL OF EMOTIONS

my man is dramatic, I love it lol GET THEM BABY

HE'S TALKING ABOUT MEEEEEE ("me" as in "us" as in "the MC" but oh c'mon yall got it)

and other thing: YES YVES WE ALL BELIEVE AND LOVE YOU!! so believe and love yourself too!

we're here to rescue out of this mess, right, Luke? I have to control my simping on Luke bc it's still Yves' route, I need to focus only in one guy at a time

and we got the others coming but I forgot to take screenshots as per usual lol too much enchanted by Yves in all his glory

Also, I didn't had enough coins for the Normal Avatar Challenge so I had to spend my gems... then I leveled up Yves bond to lv7 and he gave me more 50 gems 🥹 babe i love youuuu

[hopegained]

i need to study so why am i here thinking about eron struggling to adjust to life post-war

[archiveofkloss]

a new/old picture of karlie kloss, her mom tracy, and her son levi out and about in early march 🤍

**karlie usually covers levi’s face when posting him so we did the same out of respect

[bettyshoweduptotheparty]

I guess you could call it loyalty, but please keep in mind that Karlie was also less than a month postpartum, that’s an incredibly vulnerable position to be in, both physically and emotionally. For anyone who’s never had a baby, let me just tell you that it takes 6-8 weeks to fully recover from childbirth, that is a medical fact. No matter how long in advance this was planned, this is the thing they couldn’t have known. So it would have been totally understandable if she’d backed out but she didn’t. She came.

She flew across the country to walk into a stadium full of people who have sent her abuse and threats for the last 6 years, knowing the shitstorm it would cause, to support Taylor on her history-making tour. That’s more than loyalty. That’s the kind of love that you get once in a lifetime. 💕

Not Karlie facing haters and putting herself in the spot just to see blondie live. Ugh, the loyalty. I’m weak.

[kit10phish]

Pre-GAYme: You're Losing Me- other song references

On this 3rd layer, I included the songs that are referenced. I almost put the connecting lyrics in this one, but it was overwhelming, so I’ll add those in next time. And I might even do 1post/verse so it’s not overwhelming. Let me know if I missed any songs!

[judesmoonbeauty]

Prince’s Holiday - Chapter 1- Adult Dinner Party Team

Not 100% accurate. Cybird owns everything. Not sure if some one is already translating this or not, but enjoy 😊

The prince of great military power with such grand titles as - The Conqueror Beast, The Worldwide Disaster, The Ever Victorious General - he was in a good mood from start to finish before end of the year.

Gilbert: Now, you clever little rabbit. What will you make for me at the end of this year?

Emma: Yes….a lot of standard fare from Rhodolite. 

Emma: I think Gilbert would be more interested in quantity than quality, so I’m going to make sure it’s easy to make. 

Gilbert: You know me so well.

Gilbert: I’d like to teach that to some prince who sucks at diplomacy. 

Emma: By the way, what brings you to town Prince Gilbert?

Gilbert: You’re doing the shopping for me, so it’s only right that I help you?

Gilbert: I’ll pay the bills and carry the bags. You just worry about the food.

Emma: Well, thank you for your kind words…..

Emma:….huh?

Licht & Yves: Eh.

Luke & Clavis: Hmm.

Gilbert: That’s right. Little rabbit, shall we hold hands?”

Emma: Why did you suddenly put your hand on me? 

Gilbert: Isn’t easy to understand that the Little Rabbit is mine today?

Gilbert: Mmm, your hands are warm.Let’s entwine our fingers too.

Emma: Please don’t do that!

Luke: Hey, Gilbert. Emma doesn’t like it.

Clavis: As a gentleman, I would not overlook a young lady in need.

Emma:….Prince Clavis, why are you holding my hand when you say that?

Clavis: To help you of course.

Clavis: If you let Gilbert see how well we get along, maybe he’ll give up on you?

Yves: What’s going on, Emma? Why do you have Gilbert on your right hand and Clavis on your left….?

Licht: This is a mess.

Emma: Instead of helping, it’s making things more complicated!

Gilbert: It’s true. Clavis, you have touched my rabbit……Do you want to die? 

Clavis: Haha, didn’t your mother ever teach you not to take things that belong to others? 

Yves: What? Emma? Don’t tell me you’re like that with these two?

Emma: No, it’s a misunderstanding! These people are just having fun with their own selfish opinions!

Luke: Look, let’s leave it at that. Everyone in the market is looking at us.

Luke: Here, Emma, come here.

Gilbert & Clavis: Ah.

Emma: Oh, Prince Luke?!

Luke: There you go, high, high. I’m glad they’re off your back.

Emma: We’ll, thank you for that. But, if you pick me up, you’ll get more attention.

Licht: ….You even tamed Luke.

Emma: I’m already dreading tomorrow’s rumors. 

Luke: I mean, Gilbert, why are you even in the market with Emma?

Gilbert: The little rabbit, who loves me very much, is going to give me a dinner party at the end of the year.  Yves: A dinner party…?

Gilbert: That’s right. Everything from appetizers to desserts, will be cooked by her.

Luke: Did you threaten her? 

Gilbert: That’s not true. Right,little rabbit?

Emma: …yes, that’s right.

Yves: I mean it’s easy to see.

Emma: And by the way! Why are you all in the market too?

Yves: Licht and I were talking about having a nice dinner before the year ends, so we came here to buy some groceries. 

Clavis: We’re a lot alike, you know. Luke wants to end the year with a home-cooked meal.

Luke: I wouldn’t say that even if I were dead. Clavis said that he wanted to stop by the market on his way home from official duties. 

Clavis: Don’t be shy. Your brother can hear your heart. 

Luke: If so, go see a doctor right now. 

Gilbert: Ahaha, Rhodolite is filled with people with a lot of free time.

Licht: …So are you.

Gilbert: Well, I won’t stand in your way. 

Gilbert: I’m going to enjoy my dinner alone with the little rabbit. Luke, isn’t time to head back?

Luke: Emma, Gilbert says that, but what do you want to do?

Emma: What are you going to do?

Luke: You’re being threatened aren’t you? I can help you.

Emma: Thank you very much, but it’s ok.

Emma: If world peace depends on my cooking, I cannot run away!

Yves: What resolve!

Clavis: Hmm….thats not good. Entrusting the fate of the world to a single young lady is a breach of a gentleman’s reputation. 

Licht: I have a bad feeling about this.

Clavis: So, don’t you think we should help too?

Clavis: In the first place, a dinner party requires more than just the cook. It’s essential to have servers and entertainers.

Clavis: It would be a terrible thing to put that on Emma alone.

Yves: I’ve never heard of an entertainment role….

Clavis: Gilbert is a special guest of honor. We must offer him unprecedented hospitality.

Gilbert: Hmm? Well, you have a point.

Gilbert: It’s not a bad idea to have a separate service and entertainment, so the little rabbit can focus on cooking. 

Luke: Is that okay?

Clavis: Then it’s settled. The question is who’ll provide the entertainment and who will serve the food.

Licht: I’m going home.

Yves: Wait, Licht! Don’t leave me in this mess!

Clavis: I see. Licht, you’ll be the entertainment.

Licht: I don’t want to die.

Gilbert: Clavis, shouldn’t this be decided by the little rabbit as host of the dinner party?

Emma: But first, one more question.

Gilbert: Oh, did you want it to be just the two of us?

Emma: That’s not what I meant.

Emma: Please move the location….

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[throwbackgaylor]

july 10, 2015 | nine years ago today

after arriving at the stadium, karlie was recorded backstage excitedly greeting and hugging tree. the security guard of taylor's who brought her began snapping after tree tried to start talking to karlie and said, "tree! taylor's gonna yell at me if i don't take her right now."

tree ran over to quickly give kimby a hug as taylor's team attempted to guide the two to taylor. karlie told tree, "i came straight from rome for this."

as karlie greeted more of taylor's team, tree told karlie that she would talk to her later and to, "have fun, honey!"

when another team member of taylor's approached karlie to give her a hug, taylor's security yelled, "david! hey! david! leave her alone! i've got to take her."

this video is important for several reasons. the first being, tree seemed to know both karlie and kimby very well, which is particularly interesting when it comes to kimby. it doesn't make much sense for taylor's publicist to be close with taylor's friend's sister, unless there was another reason tree would personally know the kloss family. also, the poor security guard seemed so stressed out. taylor and karlie would go on to spend time together after the show and karlie would attend the next night as well, so the two knew that they would have time to see each other, but that wasn't enough for taylor. she wanted to see karlie the minute she got back, so she sent her team to pick karlie and kimby up and bring them to her as quickly as possible. this speaks volumes on how much taylor loves and cares about karlie

[chickawah23]

Mama Kloss and the Kloss sisters 🥹💙🎃

Warming my heart to see them on KK’s ig 💜 it feels like it’s been so long to see everyone together