#kliego recs

[just-themys]

Circus of the dead and all along the watch tower by niishiki are both really good kliego fics.

Noted, I’ll check those out too 👀

[angelicamerlinbarnes]

Five, at thirteen: Are you two dating? Klaus, in Diego’s lap: No, tragically we are both heterosexual. Five, at fifty-eight in a thirteen-year-old body: Are you two dating? Klaus, in Diego’s lap: Yes.

[spikeymarshmallows]

Chapters: 2/10 Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves Characters: Klaus Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy) Additional Tags: Drug Use Summary:

"If I had a power I’d know about it, I’d have been one of you guys, I’d have been invited to all the fun parties and I’d get to wear the kinky mask!”

For the badthingshappenbingo square 'power suppression'. Season 1 AU, where Klaus has felt excluded his whole life due to having no powers in the Umbrella Academy.

[unrememberedskies]

UnrememberedSKies all time favourite TUA Kliego recs

For @alltuafeedbackfest my list of my all time favourite fics in this incredibly talented fandom. I would recommend every fic written by these writers so encourage you to check them out.

Thawed With Gentle Persuasion by feeling_warm_and_bright, thegoodlannister (Teen, No Archive Warnings Apply)

Summary: Every year, when the weather turns, the veil between the spirit realm and the place Klaus occupies becomes especially thin. The effects are... chilly. Diego curled around him? Is not.

My review: One of those wonderful fics where Klaus is sober and going through something he’s gone through so many times alone but now Diego’s here to look after him and share body heat. So lovely.

the sharpest lives (are the deadliest to lead) by holy_smokes (AU, Explicit, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings)

Summary: It’s been 11 years since Klaus was home. Nothing ever happens in that quiet seaside town. Nothing except that fateful night, eleven years ago.All he wants is to pick up from where he left off. Become a beautician, move to the city, meet a boy. His bosses, Five and Allison, are fascinated and wary in equal measure but it’s the son of a neighbor - clueless, gorgeous, cocky Diego - that he can't shake from his mind.Do you try and evolve or do you try and accept who you are?

My review: Gorgeous AU in which Klaus has returned to his hometown after several years away and draws the attention of fuckboy with a heart of gold, Diego. Love the characterisation in this fic!

Some Days by AllHailTheUnderDogs (Series, Explicit, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings)

Summary: Not the fights themselves, those are nothing new. Instead they decide to try and act like a family when he puts a thug in the hospital.Because It’s only ever okay if Klaus is the one getting hurt.-----In which Klaus isn't doing well without Dave and his families attempts to help make it worse.Now with Diego, Klaus can fuck that up all on his own thank you very much.

My review: A wonderfully complex look at Klaus and Diego getting together as Klaus works through his grief over Dave. This fic is so respectful of the Klaus/Dave relationship and its impact on Klaus, but is also a great Kliego slow burn.

just wanna break you down so badly (in the best ways) by spikeymarshmallows (Series, Explicit, No Archive Warnings Apply)

Summary: It had been three weeks. Three weeks of bullshit, aching sobriety, and he'd still been unable to conjure him. Ben was there. Countless ghosts had visited him, both in his conscious and unconscious state. But the one ghost he really wanted to see? Nothing. Nada. Zilch.Klaus was ready to give up. Until Diego forced him out of bed.

My review: One of my absolute favourite interpretations of Klaus and Diego’s relationships. These fics are delightfully kinky and the love and mutual respect between the boys is so beautifully illustrated, both in the scenes themselves and in the aftercare.

Takeaway by theoracleatlasvegas (Mature, Creature Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings)

Summary: 5 times Diego picks Klaus up, & one time Klaus did. Years and years, but Diego seems to always be taking Klaus home.

My review: I love fics that show the progression of Klaus and Diego’s relationship through the years, and this fic hits all the right spots. Klaus is selfish and Diego is proud, but they are both so vulnerable and soft for each other.

Friday at Four by Kliegology (AU, Explicit, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings)

Summary: Diego's life takes a nosedive when he's forced out of work and into an art therapy class. He's clinging to his last shred of normality when he meets Klaus, who takes one look at him and threatens to tear it away.

My review: Wonderful ‘Diego falling in love despite himself with the weirdo in the cardigan’ fic. Love the ups and downs of their relationship and the sensuousness of it all. Also, Klaus’s outfits deserve a rec of their own.

Raising Five by thotgreeves (Incomplete, Teen, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings)

Summary: “We’re being watched.” Five announces, appearing in the kitchen without warning and making Klaus almost spill his freshly made cup of tea all over the counter.  - “By The Commission?” Klaus asks, scrambling to pick up the first weapon he can find - a tomato. - “Worse.” Five shakes his head with the slow gravitas that only an apocalypse survivor can muster. “Child Services.”

OR the one where Klaus and Diego pretend to be in a relationship to adopt Five.

My review: Okay, so this one hasn’t been updated in nearly a year but I constantly go back to it because it’s so freaking funny and Klaus and Diego are such colossal idiots and absolutely made for each other.

FANART by @c0ffeebee

My review: Bee’s fanart is a godsend to Kliego fandom and if you haven’t seen their work please take a look and show them some love. Their digital art is so beautiful and soft, with an incredible use of light and shadow, and they capture the softness and affection between the boys. I literally cannot pick a favourite they’re all so good. Go look!

Bonus Klaus/Ben/Diego rec!

Every Me, Every You by harshmorninglight (Mature, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings)

Summary: Ben and Diego have a proposition for Klaus. Ben isn't willing to take no for an answer, but that's fine. Nobody knows how to get inside Klaus's head better than him. 

My review: This is the most wonderfully fucked up fic I’ve ever read. This is dark, guys. It’s also single-handedly responsible for my obsession with dark Ben. I never wanted it to end. My heart ached for poor Klaus, so desperate for love and validation, so expertly manipulated by a Ben who (literally) knows his every fear and thought. If you’re looking for soft even numbers loving, this is not it, but holy hell it’s good.

Other favourite Hargreeves shipping writers:

sarkywoman

TheseusInTheMaze

Cunninglingust

Electra_XT

punk_rock_yuppie

[daggersandghosts]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves Characters: Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves, Ben Hargreeves Additional Tags: Parallel Universes, Dark!verse, Angst, Dopplegangers Summary:

Five's calculations are off, which lands them all in a parallel universe where Reginald raised them a whole lot different.

[fantasyxswap]

Umbrella Academy Fic Rec

So I wanted to make a fic rec based purely on some of my own personal favourites within the fandom! A lot of these will be klaus/Diego (those have * next to them), but if that’s not your thing then there are a few other family angst ones dotted around in there so enjoy! <3

* Red Right Hand by WasteOfAnArrow

In the theatre of Diego’s mind, he saw the boy, his perfect beautiful boy, laid spread out on his four poster bed, pale skin on display like a blank canvas, waiting for Diego’s mark. He saw those plush pink lips open in a silent ‘O’, perfect brown curls a halo around his head, green eyes spilling over with tears of need and desire, glossed over with lust as he was split open on Diego’s cock.

Yes, Diego was going to make this boy, Klaus, his.

baby that’s just how I am by Princex_N

Klaus doesn't know where to start and doesn't know how to stop.

He's the only one who tries to get used to it, because what other choice does he have? The others still wait, still ask when he'll be done playing around, still yell at him for being annoying, but no one seems to stop and realize that there's nothing he can do about it.

Klaus gets used to it, but he's the only one who does.

* master of my domain by achileees

���You’re asking five 13-year-old boys not to jerk off for – it can’t be done,” Luther says. “Now that we’re older, it would be different, but back then –”

“Excuse me, I could do it,” Five says. “I could certainly outlast all of you.”

They all look at each other.

“Oh, no,” says Allison.

* Brothers Grim series by Patchouli (lifelesslyndsey)

Sir Reginald Hargreeves made them brothers. Life, death, and everything between made them more.

* taste of euphoria by iwishii

Reginald's refusal to have Grace teach the children about secondary sex ends up having life changing consequences when the six of them present, and a spar between Diego and Klaus goes wrong.

* take a sip by irene_addling

In which Klaus is a bartender, Diego is the new bouncer, and there's something going on here that he's definitely missing.

Because I Could Not Stop For Death by shadowlancer_95

No matter what anyone said, he isn’t suicidal.

Not really.

Or,

They've all been given a second chance, not just to stop the apocalypse, but to live their lives once again. This time, he's determined to not to be the useless weak link that he was in their previous timeline.

* Double Sided by punk_rock_yuppie

It’s been so long coming—pun intended—and Klaus can’t figure out if he wants it to last or wants to come right this second.

A Revolving Door, Never Closing by OakTreeDruid

The life and times of Klaus Hargreeves - dysfunctional junkie, disappointing son, annoying brother and kid superhero who never lived up to his full potential. From childhood to adulthood to childhood redux.

As seen through the eyes of his siblings (and Pogo) as well as the man himself.

(This fic is going to look at canon and post-canon, focusing on Klaus and how his problems don't stop even after they all jump back in time to work out a way to save the world.)

[c0ffeebee]

you got any rare kliego fic recs? i’ve probably read the first five pages of most kudos’d results but i know there are a ton that slip thru the cracks

ok, i'm sorry for replying so late, nonny, but i guess looking at the list you'll understand why ❤

i'll be honest with you once i've gotten into kliego i read through their entire tag of ao3 [at least those fics where i was ok with the tags and summary felt intriguing] so now i literally went through it again and picked those of the fics the names of which i remembered, and there's A LOT 😀 some of those are really popular, some not at all, but i remember loving those ❤

at first i thought i would tell you a bit about every fic on the list, but it would take me forever, so i will just give you titles/links, authors and summaries, hope it's fine ❤ look out for the tags tho, to know if you’re fine with everything! and some of those are benkliego ❤

i'm sure i forgot or missed something, but i did my best, trust me ❤

so without further ado i present to you: 

bee's big kliego rec list (in no particular order)

till you can breathe on your own by iwishii

Diego has never been more frightened than he is now, trying to help his brother reach the surface in time.

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practice makes perfect by iwishii

Klaus doesn't want to show up to parties totally inexperienced and virginal, so he asks Diego to help him get some practice in.

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master of my domain by achilleees

“You’re asking five 13-year-old boys not to jerk off for – it can’t be done,” Luther says. “Now that we’re older, it would be different, but back then –”

“Excuse me, I could do it,” Five says. “I could certainly outlast all of you.”

They all look at each other.

“Oh, no,” says Allison.

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the year that wasn't by achilleees

Diego turned to Five. “I’ve already, uh, lived today. This has already happened.”

Everyone went still.

“Ooh, that’s a mind-fuck,” said Klaus.

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The Weight of Himself by sarkywoman

If he could, Diego would unfurl his middle finger.

For the 'can only move the eyes' square at badthingshappenbingo. Reginald's experiments have devastating consequences on Diego, but both he and Klaus refuse to let that be the end.

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Laid Bare by MilenaDaniels

“So,” Five continued matter-of-factly, “you’re in a cramped, human sized box, in a graveyard where you can’t see light or hear sounds. What are the odds that you’re above ground?”

Diego blinked. He thought he’d been smelling the iron of his blood pooling and drying under his head but it was humid in here, and musty.

“Fuck,” Diego said.

Diego and Klaus are buried alive together.

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Flies in the Kitchen by yourfearlessleader

Klaus is sixteen and love is a rot.

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Before, During, and After by yourfearlessleader

Before the apocalypse, life was making the best of a bad situation, and Klaus found that he grew up to be very good at it.

During is, for lack of a better word, hard.

After they try to kill Vanya, after the apocalypse, after they jump through time to avoid it, after they survive and make up and a million and one other things, here they are.

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break it like you're breaking a code by findyourfortunefalling

"Are you planning to sit in a chair like a person today, or are we all eating our breakfast off of you this morning?"

"Kinky," Klaus purrs, but he rolls off the table anyway, and piles himself into a seat near the head of the table. Diego puts the plate of pancakes in front of him; he's put blueberries in them today. "Thank you, chef."

"Eat," says Diego. "Quietly."

Instead of replying, Klaus picks up a pancake with his fingers, stuffs the entire thing into his mouth at once, and chews noisily.

Diego sighs, and goes back to the stove. "Man, I remember a time when you were house trained."

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two boys emerging from shadowed hallways by spikeymarshmallows

After Ben dies, Diego drags a broken Klaus out of the Academy. They're both determined to never return, to find their own way out in the world.

Things are not as easy as they would like.

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the things i can't say by  spikeymarshmallows

"Diego, wait!" Klaus shouted, clutching Diego's arm.

"You look like Antonio Banderas with long hair," he choked.

*

Five times Klaus doesn't say 'I love you'.

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Into the Night by  spikeymarshmallows

"Hey," Klaus whispered, "hey, Diego, wake up." Diego grumbled, dragging his blanket higher up his body before settling again. "Hey." Klaus tried again, voice a little louder. "Hey, wake up." He poked at Diego's arm insistently.

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The Hargreeves siblings go on late night adventure to get doughnuts

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all tangled close by spikeymarshmallows

They were all going to have to deal with the pheromones for however long Klaus' first heat lasted.

Diego was, in a word, screwed.

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Five times Diego and Klaus have heat sex; and one time they don't.

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the kliego genderswap/sexswap by spikeymarshmallows

The name speaks for itself.

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The Fools' Journey by sweetstuff

After his release from prison on a manslaughter charge, Diego tries to leave behind the life he adapted to survive on the inside. He finds himself drawn to a beautiful and peculiar sex worker named Klaus in a local bar, and when danger strikes Diego makes a decision that will have them both running for their lives.

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and death i think is no parenthesis by laiqualaurelote

“You guys seem really chill about all this,” observed Ben. “By this point most people are running around screaming.”

“Occupational hazard,” said Klaus.

“I’ve lost a lot of blood,” said Diego. “I’m just accepting everything at face value right now.”

Allison is the best damn realtor in the business, and she is going to sell the Hargreeves Mansion if it kills her. Never mind that it’s packed to the rafters with the ghastly relics of grisly murders, or that there’s a vampire in the basement who looks like a 13-year-old, or that the medium she hired to exorcise its inhabitants keeps flirting with some of them, i.e. the one with the knives and the one with the tentacles. Or that if they all spend enough time together, they just might cause the apocalypse.

NotSiblings!AU that is basically The Umbrella Academy as American Horror Story: Murder House, though you need not have seen any AHS to read this.

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i got troubles (they won't let me be) by antipathy

“I don’t understand why you’re hung up on this.” Five didn’t bother to mask his scowl. “Let me spell it out for you: either you two fuck, or we all die.”

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Eye Of The Storm by shadowhive

Diego decides to surprises Klaus by taking them on a weekend trip, but it doesn’t go as planned.

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Mine, All Mine by Electra_XT

“No!” Klaus said. “Move the other way.”

“What are you trying to get a good look at, exactly?” Diego said.

Klaus blinked at him. His eyes were wide and kohl-rimmed, as fetching and alluring as the rest of him. “Why, your ass,” he said. “That thing is fine.”

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On Sight by Electra_XT

“Oh,” Klaus said, stopping in his tracks with his hand on the mouse.

Ben leaned over his shoulder. “‘Cute Latino camboy gives a show’?”

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Practice Makes Perfect Sense by punk_rock_yuppie

“Practice… kissing?” Diego asks.

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Aftershocks by punk_rock_yuppie

Saving the world is hard work, is Klaus’ last thought before succumbing to the heat of the puppy pile he and his other siblings have formed.

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Passenger by Cunninglinguist

“And you’re sure that’s okay?”

“I mean, yeah. It’s fine with me. All we have to do is ask Diego.”

“And you think he’ll be...cool with it?”

“Dunno.” Klaus shrugs and stirs his smoothie with his straw. “But I’m on board with it, and he usually gets on board with whatever I’m on board with, so. I’d say it’s at least worth an ask.”

Klaus feels Ben’s eyes burning into him as he sips his beverage. Sure, the idea of Ben possessing him had initially been about as appealing as a coffee enema, and the first few times in practice had been more than slightly traumatizing. But once they’d established ground rules and worked to get more in tune with one another, Klaus had come to find the experience to be...interesting. It could be pleasant, almost zen—there is no sensation in the world quite like being a passenger in one's own body. And to be privy to both his own sensations as well as Ben’s? Well, that’s something else entirely.

Which is why the idea of Ben possessing his body during sex both freaks him out and turns him on in equal measure.

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i am a dark and wicked thing by Cunninglinguist

Klaus is staring at Diego with hollow eyes, straw still perched between his lips. No reaction, not even a spark of joy or schadenfreude as he watches Diego disrupt breakfast. Diego shifts. He’s seen corpses before, and were Klaus not sitting close enough to touch, chest rising and falling visibly with his breath, Diego could easily mistake him for one.

Vampire!Klaus AU

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The Diamond Sinners by Cunninglinguist

Another drink and a half later, he’s finally back on the right side of numb. The house lights dim and a new dancer is announced. He’s gazing across the club, eyeing the buffet with semi-tipsy hunger, thinking that it’s probably time to call it a night, when suddenly, his heart stops dead in his chest.

There, onstage, rolling his lithe body sensuously against the pole like he was summoned out of one of Diego’s wet dreams, is Klaus.

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Broken Like Me by Starrstruck_64

“This s-s-stuff will kill you,” he says plucking the cigarette out of Klaus’ fingers, delighting slightly in the fact that he’d only partially stumbled through the sentence.

Klaus smirks and it’s such a far cry from his fun loving brother he had two weeks ago that Diego nearly flinches.

“Ever stop and think that’s the plan,” Klaus says moving to stand and reaching to snag the cigarette back.

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sing it out, hard as you can by plingo_kat

The first time it happens, Klaus doesn’t notice.

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Soft by Dirty_Corza

Sometimes, between the boxing matches and vigilante business, Diego likes to be soft.

Klaus and Ben surprise him by liking the softer side of him, too.

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Wait for it by nishiki

A mission gone wrong, a dream shattered.

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all that i have to lose by UnrememberedSkies

Diego does some good, and Klaus pays the price. 

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wasp by Chelseylovesllamas

Diego is scared of bugs, Klaus saves the day.

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Friday at Four by Kliegology

Diego's life takes a nosedive when he's forced out of work and into an art therapy class. He's clinging to his last shred of normality when he meets Klaus, who takes one look at him and threatens to tear it away.

“I think you’ll find you have a lot in common with the other people there,” The Therapist said, watching him shrewdly.

Diego was vividly reminded of the jittery, barefoot man in the pink fluffy cardigan. He snorted. “I don’t think so.”

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[circumstellars]

I KNOOOOOOOW. I misspelled my own handle! But it’s too late! I didn’t save this gif’s progress so R.I.P! Cricumstellars it is binch! ANYWAYS –

So in honour of hitting 100 followers on this new blog, I decided to do my first follow forever! I love and appreciate every one of you, whether we’re friendly mutuals, quiet acquaintances, or I just admire you from afar (usually how it goes). If you’re a TUA blog, or just looking for more content, I recommend these blogs (so far! More to be found everyday):

My special squad:

@glitchinthedark | @ahauntingsun | @hawkeyesex | @talkingcinemalight | @daisytwist | @sickboy-alice | @skipslipsnip (that’s the new url right!?!?)

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Amazing blogs I follow:

@five-fucking-hargreeves | @kneworder | @klaus-is-the-real-number-1 | @margarita-umbrella | @cipherklive | @robertsheehanownsmyass | @rozzy-whump | @fiveyaaas | @kliego–dreams | @klive | @in-tua-deep | @villainapologism | @bluekato

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@umbrellaacademyfun | @rozeluv | @diegohargreevz | @umbrellas-be-falling | @too-many-umbrellas | @transboy-wonder | @imakeficrequestsandthendisappear | @eh-meh | @hargreeves-ben | @five-fic-recs | @the-updog-academy | @robsheehanonline |

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@fiveyasapphics | @fiveyavibecheck | @bisexual-five-hargreeves | @electra-xt | @achilleees-tua | @frogsarebxtches | @c0ffeebee | @kliegonetwork | @hargreevesklaus | @ogaferoga | @vareapix | @cultleaderklaus | @bentacles-hargreeves | @klausbens |

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@fiveyas | @fivediego | @spacerum0ur-love | @wanderlustlover | @sarkywoman | @jubberry | @maywemeetagaincommandr | @electric016 | @art-e-m-i-s | @fiiego | @awesomesockes | @vanyathebomb | @the-michals | @vole-mon-amour | @spikeymarshmallows | @maundering-marauder 

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@princesskittenoftardis | @kliegoshipperstuff | @benklaud | @klausthesexytrash | @veteranklaus | @seance | @deadliest-little-thing | @catboyben | @knifecatklaus | @kliego–dreamz | @xsleepylilgeekyx | @mynumberfivethings | @squishitude | @itty-bitty-rampaging-committee | @protect-luther-hargreeves | @tua-tingz

(In no particular order! I’m sure I missed someone anyway…)

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Here’s to another hundred, and then another! Let’s keep each other good company this long hiatus until S3. All my love and drugs/alcohol/delicious snacks, whichever your prefer (all is an option). <3 Cricumstellar(s)

[just-themys]

Broken Like Me by Starrstruck_64 on AO3; forewarned deals with drug addiction and is a pretty wild ride

It's ok, I'm on for wild rides !

Saved in my "to read" list, thanks for the rec !

[angelicamerlinbarnes]

Klaus: Okay! Code names!

Diego: Oh no -

Klaus: I am Umbrella One.

Klaus: Ben is “Ben” There, Done That

Ben: *facepalms* Klaus -

Klaus: Diego is Currently Doing That *winks*

Diego: *bright red* Klaus -

Klaus: Allison is If I Had To Pick A Chick

Allison: *offended* Klaus -

Klaus: Luther is It Happened Once In A Dream

Luther: *chokes* Klaus -

Klaus: Vanya is When I Was Really High That One Time

Vanya: *hiding in her clothes* Klaus -

Klaus: Five is

Ben:

Diego:

Allison:

Luther:

Vanya:

Klaus: ... Umbrella Two.

Five: Oh thank fucking god.

[spikeymarshmallows]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves, Ben Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves, Ben Hargreeves/Diego Hargreeves, Ben Hargreeves/Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves, 2/4/6 Characters: Diego Hargreeves, Ben Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves Additional Tags: Threesome - M/M/M, Ghost Ben Hargreeves, Canonical Character Death, Ghost Sex, Consensual Possession, Possession, Established Klaus Hargreeves/Diego Hargreeves, First Time, Supernatural Elements, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Gay Sex, Explicit Consent, Porn with Feelings, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Soft Diego Hargreeves, Kissing, The Umbrella Academy (TV) Season 2 Spoilers, not really but just in case, Bodily Fluids, you all know what I'm about, Graphic Description, Fluff and Humor, Sibling Incest, Implied/Referenced Drug Use Summary:

“And you’re sure that’s okay?”

“I mean, yeah. It’s fine with me. All we have to do is ask Diego.”

“And you think he’ll be...cool with it?”

“Dunno.” Klaus shrugs and stirs his smoothie with his straw. “But I’m on board with it, and he usually gets on board with whatever I’m on board with, so. I’d say it’s at least worth an ask.”

Klaus feels Ben’s eyes burning into him as he sips his beverage. Sure, the idea of Ben possessing him had initially been about as appealing as a coffee enema, and the first few times in practice had been more than slightly traumatizing. But once they’d established ground rules and worked to get more in tune with one another, Klaus had come to find the experience to be...interesting. It could be pleasant, almost zen—there is no sensation in the world quite like being a passenger in one's own body. And to be privy to both his own sensations as well as Ben’s? Well, that’s something else entirely.

Which is why the idea of Ben possessing his body during sex both freaks him out and turns him on in equal measure.

[salvador-daley]

I finally made it through all those fics you rec'd a while back, and some other by those writers and they're all amazing! You have killer taste.

I also saw you were looking for recs and I gotta say you should take another look at that list. Example, you said Shye doesn't write a lot of smut but she's got some good ones. Her Diego kinktober ones made me 🥵🥵 almost as much as your writing does.

Have a excellent thirstday doll!

Ooh! I haven’t read much Diego stuff, I gotta be honest. Like I said, I’m a bit of a spotty reader. But I’ll definitely take a look at @the-novel-on-the-left’s Kinktober fics. As far as I’m concerned, every month is Kinktober! 😘😘

Keep ‘em coming, I’m definitely gonna do another fic recs post soon.

Enjoy this Kliego fuel, saucy anon. Xx

[spikeywritesfic]

gold rush for young kliego , specifically diego’s perspective ! i also kinda like style for them?

not taylor swift but 18 by one direction i think fits one of your series vvvvv. well

I will have to give both of them a listen :D I haven’t listened as much to the newest album because it made my lil heart sad :’) But I will listen!! :D

And I haven’t listened to much 1D but I’m listening to 18 rn and.... T.T MY HEART T.T

Thank you anon!

Friends, I welcome any and all song recs :D

[klauscastaneda]

OK FUCK IT THIS ONE TOO ITS SO SWEET AH https://youtu.be/TyMal7io41s it's called sinners and it's hella them

I can't remember if I already made this ask but what are some songs that remind you of Klaus and Diego's relationship?

You did but that’s okay! thanks for your question

Klaus @ Diego

Lowlife - poppy https://youtu.be/lwnoSeiAFSY

Cherry - Lana del Rey https://youtu.be/-yuBpUrvpLQ

Diego @ Klaus

Couch - eves karydas https://youtu.be/wY1rR1r4s60

My place - the vamps https://youtu.be/6uWHga_v03c

Sweet

Handmade heaven - MARINA https://youtu.be/GiOGlYjKgX8

Air balloon - lily Allen https://youtu.be/aJYJ4BDraGU

Body heat - Selena Gomez https://youtu.be/0rnJkMF5XGU

Messy

Be your shadow - the wombats https://youtu.be/4AsvZge3IiQ

Religión - Lana del Rey https://youtu.be/HUB63iL3icA

Scary love - the nbhd https://youtu.be/4n-AbC6GK1Y

[unrememberedskies]

I was tagged by @spikeymarshmallows!

Answer 10 questions, ask 10 questions, tag 10 people.

Questions:

1. What was your first fandom? Are you still a part of it?

Doctor Who circa 2007. Doctor/Master was my OTP because I was (and remain to this day) a gremlin. And no, got bored during Moffat’s era, although I want to start watching it again because Jodie is adorable.

2. Current self care method(s)?

Lol what dat?

Umm, I’ve been trying to make sure I get out in the fresh air everyday and I’m staying hydrated. That’s about the extent of it.

3. What are three (3) shows you keep meaning to binge watch but haven’t yet?

Hollywood, Fleabag, and (binge listen??) The Magnus Archives.

4. Do you stay active in fandoms after a new one catches your eye, or are you more a one at a time person?

The Umbrella Academy is the first fandom I’ve been actually active in since Doctor Who. I had like eight years where I didn’t participate, just lurked. So tbh, I don’t know. I am newly hyperfixated on The Untamed and will probably write fic for it, but I’m still obsessed with The Umbrella Academy. So hopefully I can balance the two!

5. What was the last movie you saw with someone else? What would you rate it?

It was Misbhaviour, the film about the 1970 Miss World competition. I saw it just before lockdown started. It was pretty good, not groundbreaking, but a feelgood film.

6. Favorite guilty pleasure?

I spent a long time feeling embarrassed about the stuff I enjoyed (I used to pretend I was a lot less into Doctor Who than I actually was) so I don’t generally feel guilty about any pleasures now.

7. What’s a highly underrated show/movie/book series that you would recommend?

Show: The Hour. Everyone should watch it. I always go on about it, but because it’s from 2012 and British and only has two series of six episodes, it was never going to get the fandom it deserved.

Movie: Birds of Prey was one of the most enjoyable comic book movies I’ve seen for a long time. And you don’t have to have watched 12 other movies to understand it, which is a big deal these days.

Book: Read anything by Nnedi Okorafor, she’s a phenomenal sci fic/fantasy writer.

8. Any new hobbies you’ve started during quarantine? Any you want to start?

I gave in and got some adult colouring books and they are hella therapeutic, I’ve been trying my hand at screenwriting, and leaning Chinese on Duolingo. I want to do some form of cross stitching but the starter kits are soooo expensive.

9. What meme do you wish would just die already?

The ones that I don’t understand because I’m old and uncool.

10. Spread the love to your followers and post at least one link to a fic you’re reading/have read/wish to read/you’ve written yourself/etc.

Just gonna link to my TUA rec lists because I couldn’t possibly narrow it down to one. Here’s a kliego one. Here’s a gen one.

Tagging:

Anyone who wants to do it. @sarkywoman @freshgratednutmeg @fivescupofcoffee @weareinastormoffuck But only if you guys want to!

[c0ffeebee]

another kliego song rec: 18 by one direction

thank you, anon, i'm fucking crying right now, but you are right, you're so right, this is such a kliego song oh my god *continues sobbing* 🥺❤️