#klaus as in claus

[talekinesis]

Okay I love the small genre of Santa being portrayed as "Giant scary man,"

[imaplatypus-art]

It's Christmas! Time for my yearly Klaus artwork!

Alva to match the last 2 years of artworks ❤️📚🍎

It's early to be planning but next year I won't do a pop style art, I swear XD I have something else in mind 👀

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[firawren]

May I have your attention for a very important poll!

Please look at these Santas:

And now tell me:

* I only picked characters who had actual Santa powers and/or the official Santa title bestowed on them, not characters who only dressed as or pretended to be Santa. Sorry Jack Skellington.

[sleepyraccoon27]

Klaus 'cause it's almost December 🗣️🗣️

I used the background I posted before, because if I got inspiration from Klaus, why not drawing Klaus too? 🦦

[bisexualenbyblueberry]

Men will spend decades making thousands of children's toys for their unborn children and endless birdhouses for their dead wives instead of going to therapy

[hottestsantatournament]

THE HOTTEST SANTA TOURNAMENT FINAL

MATCHUP:

Rise of The Guardians (Alec Baldwin) VS. Klaus (JK Simmons)

THIS FINALE ONLY LASTS A DAY! PLEASE SPREAD THE GOOD CHEER AND SHARE THE POST!! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!! Love you kisses

[fellator]

my favorite thing about that movie is that klaus dying is the happy ending. you wouldn't see me here rn if jesper had died instead. because I would be underwater. the water being my tears

[daisymintt]

Santa Rant

You know what I’m getting tired of? The skinny Santa Claus trend. Santa is fat and happy why do they keep making him skinny? In Christmas Chronicles when the kids are surprised by Santa’s appearance Santa says that he’s not “fat and sloppy”. What’s wrong with being fat? And Santa has never been described as sloppy! He’s jolly and fat and theirs nothing wrong with that! Red One they have JK Simmons as a ripped Santa because that’s more “bada**”. Santa can be fat and bada** just look at Rise of the Guardians and Klaus! And the Target Santa is suppose to be “hot” but why couldn’t he be fat and still be considered hot? It’s 2024 people!

[its-to-the-death]

Battle of the Gingers - Christmas poll

These are ones that I'm familiar with but leave others you can think of in the comments!

[drownedinlight]

Santa-Off FINAL POLL!!

I think what we can take away from your final two choices for the Santa-Off 2024 is that people clearly prefer beef-cake Santas.

Let's see who's the Santa-iest Santa of the year!

[restlesssinner]

Since X-mas is coming up soon, here’s some Santa lore to quiet those non-believers:

The reason Santa makes it to so many houses in one night isn’t just magic, it’s because he only brings presents to kids who write him letters. Do you know a lot of kids who still write letters?

Also, most of the kids that write letters give them to their parents, who then keep the letters for themselves and pretend the presents they buy are from Santa.

And of those kids who send real mail, how much of it do you think is properly marked and delivered? A lot of kids get the address wrong or send it through the wrong postal services, and it’s not Santa’s responsibility to track down every lost letter.

Plus there’s rules. Santa delivers only one present per kid, and to kids only. Also only realistic presents, no “getting your parents back together” or “a jet ski”. Santa’s elves are toy makers, not genies.

And it’s only the kids who are on the nice list, obviously. The kids who asked for stuff but were on the naughty list used to get coal, but that policy has been revoked due to the skyrocketing value of coal.

Any other dumb questions are answered by magic. Why isn’t his sack big and heavy? Portal magic. Why isn’t he spotted by tons of people? Cloaking magic. Why aren’t parents confused by that one present they don’t remember buying. Hypnotic magic.

And finally, no, the Santa Clause isn’t lore accurate. Santa Claus is the supernaturally immortalized form of Saint Nicholas, a former human born 270 AD. The rumors are based on one guy who tried to kidnap him and take his place, but he was promptly dealt with.

Hope this helped, follow for more polytheistic research and world-building!

[calabria-mediterranea]

Santa Claus on the sea promenade of Reggio Calabria

Calabria, Italy - December 2023

The land beyond the strait is Sicily

Video by @borzac

Follow us on Instagram, @calabria_mediterranea

[pealeii]

and what if i said santa was my blorbo

[wennboy]

Merry Christmas!

[hottestsantatournament]

ROUND THREE

MATCHUP:

Violent Night (David Harbour) VS Klaus (JK Simmons)

REMINDER: THIS POLL ONLY LASTS A DAY! PLEASE REBLOG SO WE CAN GET THE BIGGEST OUTREACHS! THANK YOU LOVE YOU

[luvinaeverdene]

Klaus (2019)

Directed by Sergio Pablos