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@haereses &&. replied... “I have lots of eggs. In a glass case. They’re making horrible skittering noises.”
❝ ... i didn't need to know your DINNER PLANS. ❞
#haereses#𝟎𝟎𝟗 : 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢��𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. ◟ crack .◝#( i live for these two being horrible & weird to each other so much i hope you know KJDSKDS )
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❛ what do you call a young sheep in plastic wrap? lamb-inated. ❜
he tries not to laugh — really, he does! ( there are few things alastor savors more than denying others SATISFACTION. ) but it is a genuinely good joke, and what kind of pun-afficionado would he be if he didn't acknowledge that much? a hand raises, covering the radio demon's mouth in a facsimile of politeness — yet it does little to muffle the chuckles that bid his shoulders to tremble. LAMB-inated. HAH. if only the blockhead's noisy television nonsense was half as entertaining as his wordplay!
❝ my oh my. you know, butchery-based humor IS a rare medium well done — but it can rack up the laughs assuming you have the guts for it! ❞ aha. he truly can't help himself. ❝ of course, some jokes can come off a bit ham-fisted if you aren't careful! it takes a seasoned expert to keep a crowd chuck-ling. ❞
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i wanted to do like a super cut of prety much it talking about jensen ackles and soldier boy but i realized i paid for these tracks so i can’t go around posting them kjdskd but it’s really funny
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If you don’t see me again, Rot did it.
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Haven’t watched tonights scenes yet and half my dash is happy and half my dash is salty so I don’t really know what to expect lmao.
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jsaks thank u, @aroace-steve-rogers! im always super insecure abt posting AUs bc im always super messy with how i go about telling their story.
but, yeah! Light is a human but he’s also not human because he’s the embodiment of a death note.. it’s all kinda complicated and undeveloped but i got some basics down! i’ll def make a post abt the info i have and light’s design(s), bc oh boy do i want to have fun with light being a fashionista in this one
#kjdskds#i really want to write a fic for this au#bc its supposed to be fun and just silly at times#but also serious and badass#odespeaks
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muslim!Eggsy hcs*
- he's super dilligent with his prayers , but sometimes knee-deep in a mission he'll forget one ... or two ... sometimes three ... in which case he looks up to the sky and yells “ soz. i'll make 'em up , yeah ? ” and continues on with his work. post-mission , u bet he makes up all his prayers before even thinking about sleeping
- took him ages to remember HOW to pray , though. not for a lack of trying , but praying in a mosque was always daunting. other men sometimes suspected him of being a tourist , a Religious Studies student just lost on his way. sometimes he'd pray wrong and get side-eyed by other people in the Mosque. thank god for his canon Muslim girlfriend , ready to teach him right.
- and following on from this , in the initial months Eggsy carried a crumpled piece of paper with him that contained all the prayers , how to pray them , and how long each one was.
- Isha prayer was so long for him , initially , that Eggsy took a movie break in between praying. soon came to realise that watching 20 minutes of Die Hard in between what is meant to be a spiritual connection to God ain't exactly the best move. his canon Muslim girlfriend has not the heart to tell him about Taraweeh prayers , yet -- the ones during Ramadan , extra extra long.
- “ but i’ll still get Christmas presents , yeah ? ”
- no sex before marriage honestly ain't a problem. look , Eggsy’s not a one-night stand , casual relationship sorta guy. and he loves his Canon Muslim Girlfriend , he's in love with her and in love with everything she stands for. and he'd wait a thousand lifetimes for her , reduced to hearteyes and holding her hand and occasionally , if he's lucky , getting to kiss her on the cheek ( !!! )
- is learning Arabic but struggles with languages in general. in the meantime , he just knows basic words and phrases that signify the beginning / end of prayers , or " Allahu Akbar " , God is Great , which in prayers signifies a transition -- and reads the Quran with English translation
- occasionally wears some variation of the Shalwar Kameez and looks STUNNING in it
- Eggsy on google : Adidas Shalwar Kameez
- “ no Haribos ? you're fuckin' kidding me. why the fuck they gotta add this gelatine shit to everythin' ? what the fuck are muslims supposed to eat ? "
- “ oh and look , KFC ain't halal either. what the fuck. ”
- giving up pork ? ain't a problem , unless he's stayin' at his mums , because you bet she makes the most delicious bacon sandwiches the world has ever seen. Eggsy takes every precaution necessary to ensure that succulent smell doesn't reach his nostrils ----------------- yet as it turns out Michelle is more than understanding and just ??? doesn't cook it , when he's around. wot a g.
- gets depressed and frankly , quite angry , when he overhears his neighbours calling his conversion to Islam a “ phase ”. but if anything , it makes him wanna try harder to be a better Muslim.
- prays regularly for Kingsman’s Middle Eastern and Asian counterparts , hoping they’ll have the strength and capabilities to annihilate Daesh one day
- “ why the fuck are people callin’ them muslims ? we ain’t affiliated to them wankas. ”
- alcohol is ....................... still a fighting battle. he drinks less , for sure , but is still accustomed to just ordering a drink , to taking a sip without thinking , to succumbing to peer pressure when he's out with friends
- speaking of friends , Jamal is Eggsy's Hero. Jamal wasn't brought up a strict Muslim , but has family members that are more devout , and therefore knows his fair share about Islam and whatnot. you bet Jamal got calls from Eggsy at the most random hours , with questions , or problems. and sometimes NEITHER of them knew the answer , and it was the beginning of a new and stressful mission.
- Eggsy on google : can I rap the Quran or is that bad
- Eggsy loves how the Muslim community feels like an extended family , almost -- in how warm and welcoming they are , and how regardless of whether you know a person , being a Muslim brings everyone together. he loves how they call each other their " Muslim brothers " , how there's a solidarity amongst religious folk that he's never witnessed before. he’s fit in so seamlessly it’s almost surreal , to him. and he's made a lot of new friends.
- has never been to Ilford before , but now that he's a Muslim ... the venture for halal food / halal meat leads him to this place -- and boy ! it's an experience
- knows he has to do hajj / umrah one day , and has read up on it thoroughly , but finds the concept incredibly daunting , especially as his girl won't be there to guide him every step of the way
- doesn't agree with segregation , the concept pisses him off -- where it makes sense in the mosque but doesn't outside of it , to him at least. but of course , holds his tongue on the subject , and obliges. and it’s one of the places where upbringing clashes with religious requirements , because Eggsy in a Muslim family would not struggle with certain concepts as much as he is now -- brought up the way he was , and suddenly conforming to different ideals
- still doesn’t believe in Djinn.
- was blown away the first time he properly heard a recitation of the Qur’an , mesmerised by the almost-melodic flow of its verses and how beautiful it sounded in the right hands , with the right voices.
- Eggsy , being well aware that white men like him are the reason Muslims struggle to live their lives on the daily. especially Muslim women.
- hopes his death involves protecting every single woman on the planet because wow he knew women struggled on the daily but now that his perspective has broadened to Muslim women living in the West ? WOW. there are some things he , as a white man , will never truly know , and it breaks his heart
- gives away his old hoodies to women who wear the headscarf , in case they ever feel endangered or threatened and need to hide their hijab in any way
#《 ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ 》 ― hc.#66.#* please note this isn't something i'm incorporating into my writing at present#but something for down the line#way past the timeframe of my writing#and actually mainly to spite them tumblr islamophobes#although I know I need to add more#but this is meant to be somewhat amusing#somewhat sweet#and totes Eggsy#KJDSKDS#icb i did this tbh like#watch them followers drop#!!#<3333333333#hi support ur local muslim thanks#long post
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Finally finished a self indulgent art after a while HAHSKDJS
#I finally rewatched Only T-he Strong after a while and omg#Donovan is still as cute as ever <33 DKSJDS#Man I love him smm#Not my official finished outfit but it'll do for now PFFT#Donny's hair is so hard to draw wtf- KJDSKD /lh#I havent practiced drawing him so thats probs it#bby <3#Just Hailey Things~#Hailey's Kisses! << Donovan#one day i'll remember my tags LMAO#self ship#self shipping#f/o
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Bright’s our guy.
requested by @thesunwillshineclearer
#prodigal son#prodigalsonedit#jt tarmel#malcolm bright#dani powell#colette swanson#frank harts#aurora perrineau#meagan good#prodigal son fox#1x12#requests#my gifs#HI SORRY I HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR THIS TAKING SO LONG kjdskds thank you for the request tho...this show is a comedy
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“you do ONE good thing and nobody remembers it. you make ONE mistake and everyone gets on your case.”
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not on the list but @mun: Is pineapple on pizza viable?
yes it is!!!!
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I honestly get super happy feelings when people find my characters or the way I draw existing characters attractive so long as no one is being creepy about it, I’m just glad people find my stuff that appealing kjdskds
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what do your ocs think of each other/how do they get along?
oh ok i like this question sm!!!
let’s see... lili is isabelle’s and one of my other oc’s roommate (it’s sienna, but i’m still kind of making some changes so this could change), but lili doesn’t hang out with them much, she spends more time with olivia. Although she starts spending more time with cedric later, and isabelle’s his best friend, so they start talking and they get along pretty well... of couse, lili still prefers to hang out with olivia, but isabelle likes her and she thinks cedric and lili are the perfect couple
sienna and isabelle don’t really talk much either, but if they did, they’d be like... best friends forever (and watch me making this happen lmao) - but tbh i still don’t have much to say about it because i haven’t started writing sienna’s story yet, so... yeah kjdsksdj
now, blair is the type of person who gets along with everyone very easily... she is good friends with hannah abbott and susan bones, but even so, she never really felt part of their group, so, after spending the summer with the order of the phoenix, she starts hanging out more with ron, harry, hermione, but mostly ginny, bc they sort of complement each other, yk? - but because of spending time at 12 grimmauld place with isabelle, they start talking too, eventually, although blair feels guilty about not saying anything when she predicted cedric’s death, so she’s extra nice to isabelle... - she doesn’t talk much to lili and sienna tho, but she thinks they’d get along
and then I have my percy jackson oc, vee, and she’s obviously not in the same ‘universe’ kjdskds but she’d definitely get along with sienna, because they have the same energy at times lmao
i think that’s it?? thank you for asking bb <33
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I always want to say love or darling to you. Because you’re such a lovely person with the sweetest heart and I think those pet names add to it, like calling someone precious that!
please melli, every time you come into my inbox you make me all giddy! this is so sweet, you can call me love and darling anytime you want kjdskd- you're such a kind soul omg, ily ily ily <3
-> tell me what petname you'd call me
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70 &95 for the tv ask
70. Why is your favourite movie, your favourite movie?
oh god i don’t know how to put it into words, it's mostly about the thrill i felt while watching it (like i was SO invested in movie throughout all of its 3 hours kjdskd) so it’s hard to translate it i guess? but it’s also because it’s so good, the directing, the characters, the editing, the ACTING...... i don’t know it all made me feel like ‘oh this is why films were invented’ ksjdks
95. Can you think of a movie where one scene had ruined the whole thing?
i'm sure it's happened like a lot but i can't think of any skdjk
*୭✧˚₊television & film ask game! ₊˚✧୭*
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