#KJDSKDS

[erabundus]

@haereses &&. replied... “I have lots of eggs. In a glass case. They’re making horrible skittering noises.”

❝ ... i didn't need to know your DINNER PLANS.  ❞

[hostradio]

❛ what do you call a young sheep in plastic wrap? lamb-inated. ❜

he  tries  not  to  laugh  ���  really,  he  does!  (  there  are  few  things  alastor  savors  more  than  denying  others  SATISFACTION.  )  but  it  is  a  genuinely  good  joke,  and  what  kind  of  pun-afficionado  would  he  be  if  he  didn't  acknowledge  that  much?  a  hand  raises,  covering  the  radio  demon's  mouth  in  a  facsimile  of  politeness  —  yet  it  does  little  to  muffle  the  chuckles  that  bid  his  shoulders  to  tremble.  LAMB-inated.  HAH.  if  only  the  blockhead's  noisy  television  nonsense  was  half  as  entertaining  as  his  wordplay!

❝  my  oh  my.  you  know,  butchery-based  humor  IS  a  rare  medium  well  done  —  but  it  can  rack  up  the  laughs  assuming  you  have  the  guts  for  it! ❞  aha.  he  truly  can't  help  himself.   ❝  of  course,  some  jokes  can  come  off  a  bit  ham-fisted  if  you  aren't  careful!  it  takes  a  seasoned  expert  to  keep  a  crowd  chuck-ling. ❞

[soldierboys]

i wanted to do like a super cut of prety much it talking about jensen ackles and soldier boy but i realized i paid for these tracks so i can’t go around posting them kjdskd but it’s really funny 

[for-his-sake]

If you don’t see me again, Rot did it.

[whitneycarter]

Haven’t watched tonights scenes yet and half my dash is happy and half my dash is salty so I don’t really know what to expect lmao.

[themadburnish]

jsaks thank u, @aroace-steve-rogers! im always super insecure abt posting AUs bc im always super messy with how i go about telling their story. 

but, yeah! Light is a human but he’s also not human because he’s the embodiment of a death note.. it’s all kinda complicated and undeveloped but i got some basics down! i’ll def make a post abt the info i have and light’s design(s), bc oh boy do i want to have fun with light being a fashionista in this one

[eggsyarchived]

                                        muslim!Eggsy hcs*

-  he's super dilligent with his prayers , but sometimes knee-deep in a mission he'll forget one  ...  or two  ...  sometimes three  ...  in which case he looks up to the sky and yells   “   soz.  i'll make 'em up , yeah  ?  ”     and continues on with his work.   post-mission , u bet he makes up all his prayers before even thinking about sleeping

-  took him ages to remember  HOW  to pray , though.   not for a lack of trying , but praying in a mosque was always daunting.   other men sometimes suspected him of being a tourist , a Religious Studies student just lost on his way.   sometimes he'd pray wrong and get side-eyed by other people in the Mosque.  thank god for his canon Muslim girlfriend , ready to teach him right. 

-  and following on from this , in the initial months Eggsy carried a crumpled piece of paper with him that contained all the prayers , how to pray them , and how long each one was.

-  Isha prayer  was so long for him , initially , that Eggsy took a movie break in between praying.   soon came to realise that watching 20 minutes of Die Hard in between what is meant to be a spiritual connection to God ain't exactly the  best  move.   his canon Muslim girlfriend has not the heart to tell him about Taraweeh prayers , yet  --  the ones during Ramadan , extra extra long.

-  “  but i’ll still get Christmas presents , yeah   ?   ”

-  no sex before marriage honestly ain't a problem.  look , Eggsy’s not a one-night stand , casual relationship sorta guy.   and he loves his Canon Muslim Girlfriend , he's in love with her and in love with everything she stands for.   and he'd wait a thousand lifetimes for her ,  reduced to hearteyes and holding her hand and occasionally , if he's lucky , getting to kiss her on the cheek   (  !!!  )

-  is learning Arabic but struggles with languages in general.  in the meantime , he just knows basic words and phrases that signify the beginning / end of prayers , or  "  Allahu Akbar  "  , God is Great , which in prayers signifies a transition  --  and reads the Quran with English translation

-  occasionally wears  some variation of the Shalwar Kameez  and looks  STUNNING  in it

-  Eggsy on google  :   Adidas Shalwar Kameez

-  “   no Haribos  ?   you're fuckin' kidding me.   why the fuck they gotta add this gelatine shit to everythin'  ?        what the fuck are muslims supposed to eat   ?   "

-  “   oh and look , KFC ain't halal either.   what the fuck.   ”

-  giving up pork   ?   ain't a problem , unless he's stayin' at his mums , because you bet she makes the most  delicious  bacon sandwiches the world has ever seen.   Eggsy takes every precaution necessary to ensure that succulent smell doesn't reach his nostrils  -----------------  yet as it turns out Michelle is more than understanding and just  ???   doesn't cook it , when he's around.   wot a g.

-   gets depressed and frankly , quite angry ,  when he overhears his neighbours calling his conversion to Islam a   “  phase   ”.   but if anything , it makes him wanna try harder to be a better Muslim.

-   prays regularly for Kingsman’s Middle Eastern and Asian counterparts , hoping they’ll have the strength and capabilities to annihilate Daesh one day

-   “   why the fuck are people callin’ them muslims   ?   we ain’t affiliated to them wankas.   ”

-  alcohol is  .......................  still a fighting battle.  he drinks less , for sure , but is still accustomed to just ordering a drink , to taking a sip without thinking , to succumbing to peer pressure when he's out with friends

-  speaking of friends , Jamal is Eggsy's Hero.  Jamal wasn't brought up a strict Muslim , but has family members that are more devout , and therefore knows his fair share about Islam and whatnot.   you bet Jamal got calls from Eggsy at the most random hours , with questions , or problems. and sometimes  NEITHER  of them knew the answer , and it was the beginning of a new and stressful mission.

-  Eggsy on google  :  can I rap the Quran or is that bad

-  Eggsy loves how the Muslim community feels like an extended family , almost  --  in how warm and welcoming they are , and how regardless of whether you know a person , being a Muslim brings everyone together.   he loves how they call each other their   "  Muslim brothers  " , how there's a solidarity amongst religious folk that he's never witnessed before.   he’s fit in so seamlessly it’s almost surreal , to him.    and he's made a lot of new friends.

-  has never been to Ilford before , but now that he's a Muslim  ...  the venture for halal food  /  halal meat leads him to this place  -- and boy   !   it's an experience

-  knows he has to do hajj  /  umrah one day , and has read up on it thoroughly , but finds the concept incredibly daunting , especially as his girl won't be there to guide him every step of the way

-  doesn't agree with segregation , the concept pisses him off  --  where it makes sense in the mosque but doesn't outside of it , to him at least.   but of course , holds his tongue on the subject , and obliges.   and it’s one of the places where upbringing clashes with religious requirements , because Eggsy in a Muslim family would not struggle with certain concepts as much as he is now  --  brought up the way he was , and suddenly conforming to different ideals

-   still doesn’t believe in Djinn. 

-   was blown away the first time he properly heard a recitation of the Qur’an , mesmerised by the almost-melodic flow of its verses and how beautiful it sounded in the right hands , with the right voices.  

-  Eggsy , being well aware that white men like him are the reason Muslims struggle to live their lives on the daily.   especially Muslim women.   

-   hopes his death involves protecting every single woman on the planet because wow he knew women struggled on the daily but now that his perspective has broadened to Muslim women living in the West   ?   WOW.    there are some things he , as a white man , will never truly know , and it breaks his heart

-  gives away his old hoodies to women who wear the headscarf , in case they ever feel endangered or threatened and need to hide their hijab in any way

[sweetpop]

Finally finished a self indulgent art after a while HAHSKDJS

[brightmalcolm]

Bright’s our guy. 

requested by @thesunwillshineclearer 

[willforged]

                    “you do ONE good thing and nobody remembers it. you make ONE mistake and everyone gets on your case.”

[shakeitoffline]

yeehaw

[dailydragonight]

not on the list but @mun: Is pineapple on pizza viable?

yes it is!!!!

[eye-of-enigmatic-thought]

I honestly get super happy feelings when people find my characters or the way I draw existing characters attractive so long as no one is being creepy about it, I’m just glad people find my stuff that appealing kjdskds

[angelicistics]

what do your ocs think of each other/how do they get along?

oh ok i like this question sm!!!

let’s see... lili is isabelle’s and one of my other oc’s roommate (it’s sienna, but i’m still kind of making some changes so this could change), but lili doesn’t hang out with them much, she spends more time with olivia. Although she starts spending more time with cedric later, and isabelle’s his best friend, so they start talking and they get along pretty well... of couse, lili still prefers to hang out with olivia, but isabelle likes her and she thinks cedric and lili are the perfect couple 

sienna and isabelle don’t really talk much either, but if they did, they’d be like... best friends forever (and watch me making this happen lmao) - but tbh i still don’t have much to say about it because i haven’t started writing sienna’s story yet, so... yeah kjdsksdj

now, blair is the type of person who gets along with everyone very easily... she is good friends with hannah abbott and susan bones, but even so, she never really felt part of their group, so, after spending the summer with the order of the phoenix, she starts hanging out more with ron, harry, hermione, but mostly ginny, bc they sort of complement each other, yk? - but because of spending time at 12 grimmauld place with isabelle, they start talking too, eventually, although blair feels guilty about not saying anything when she predicted cedric’s death, so she’s extra nice to isabelle... - she doesn’t talk much to lili and sienna tho, but she thinks they’d get along

and then I have my percy jackson oc, vee, and she’s obviously not in the same ‘universe’ kjdskds but she’d definitely get along with sienna, because they have the same energy at times lmao 

i think that’s it?? thank you for asking bb <33

[velvetcloxds]

I always want to say love or darling to you. Because you’re such a lovely person with the sweetest heart and I think those pet names add to it, like calling someone precious that!

please melli, every time you come into my inbox you make me all giddy! this is so sweet, you can call me love and darling anytime you want kjdskd- you're such a kind soul omg, ily ily ily <3

-> tell me what petname you'd call me

[gregg-araki]

70 &95 for the tv ask

70. Why is your favourite movie, your favourite movie?

oh god i don’t know how to put it into words, it's mostly about the thrill i felt while watching it (like i was SO invested in movie throughout all of its 3 hours kjdskd) so it’s hard to translate it i guess? but it’s also because it’s so good, the directing, the characters, the editing, the ACTING...... i don’t know it all made me feel like ‘oh this is why films were invented’ ksjdks

95. Can you think of a movie where one scene had ruined the whole thing?

i'm sure it's happened like a lot but i can't think of any skdjk

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