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Finally old enough to be an extra this time
#me and all my kiwi mates rocking up to the auditions like:#let’s fucking goooooo#finally living up to my username#lord of the rings#the hobbit#legolas#silmarillion#lotr#hobbit#Frodo#Peter Jackson#the lord of the rings#Tolkien
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look at this perfect frodo i scribbled a few weeks ago
#it was part of a comic that won't make sense to anyone here#but he's wonderful... a very simple frodo#kiwi doodles#lotr
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Ok normally I want to keep this blog D&D based but I can't resist the siren call of raving about my favorite game.
There's a discussion going around in my circle of friends about what characters would be able to resist the One Ring of power from Lord of the Rings, and I got to thinking about Kiwi from Wandersong.
Kiwi is the purest soul in the entire game. They've literally de-escalated wars with the power of Being a Bard. They don't have a violent bone in their body, and the only time they've ever expressed any disdain for someone, it was because they hurt their best friend. And all they've ever really wanted in life, besides a quiet little home in the country where they can sing and dance all day, is to be a hero and help people - save the world - and they've done that already in canon.
It is absolutely no question that the ring would have no power over them. They're the Samwise Gamgee of the Wandersong universe.
And when I said that, I realized...Kiwi wouldn't take the ring. Miriam would.
She has a desperate need to prove herself, a constant feeling of being second fiddle. The ring would pounce on that immediately. She might be wary of it because hey, she knows magic items, but we all know that knowing what it is doesn't stop you from wanting it. Hell, Kiwi might not even notice any changes in her at first because she's already got a short temper and a violent streak. But once they do, they'll have to be the one to pull her back, and I have complete confidence that they can. That's literally what they're good at in the game.
Anyway, all this to say I just want a Lord of the Rings AU with Kiwi and Miriam now.

"I can't carry it for you...but I can carry you."
#wandersong#lord of the rings#please imagine Kiwi monologing about how beautiful and nostalgic Langtree is in the spring#the late-journey arguments would be so heartbreaking tho#idk who Audrey would be in this AU#or Eyala for that matter#Melanotaenia has to play Galadriel fight me#anyway mostly I just felt like Sam carrying Frodo had Kiwiam energy
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finally watched lotr
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Tell me sth about parrots. It can be one sentence or an essay idc but my parrot knowledge is terrible and I need to know more
(Useless) PARROT FACTS
they can see the shrimp colours
there is a secret hole under their beaks
African Grey parrots have the intelligence of an 8 year old (read Alex and Me it’s amazing)
cockatiels hiss when they’re threatened
African Greys growl when their threatened
Macaws beaks are strong enough to break every bone in an adults hand
they have zygodactyl feet (two toes in the front, two in the back)
the smallest parrot species is the Pygmy parrot and they’re 3 inches tall
lovebirds are usually assholes
budgies can live over 20 years
way too many people name their parrots Kiwi (I know more then 7 different Kiwis)

bonus Frodo for the good vibes
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Greetings, Narnians!
This is my newest sideblog (out of 3 blogs). I'm relatively new to this fandom, so I apologize, but here we are!
My other two blogs are:
@frodo-cinnamonroll (my main, for LotR)
and @withlovecomesloss (for HTTYD)
You can call me Nina! (that's the pseudonym I hope to use as an aspiring author). Writing fanfiction is a pastime for me.
About me:
I am a Christian. I follow the Lord God only. This means I live differently than most people (or should). While I am passionate about many things, Jesus comes first. I will not write (or read) anything that praises something that He says is sinful. I am not ashamed of this, and am open to any questions you may have :)
I love books. Their smell. Their feel. Their look. Their impact. Give me books!
I love animals of almost any shape or size. Dogs, kiwi birds, rats, you name it!
However, dragons are my ultimate favorite. Yes, Toothless.
I LOVE HTTYD!!
I love trying new and weird foods (I've had eel, alligator, and crickets before!)
I am an INFJ and I love learning about personality types!
I try to take breaks from social media so I don't get stressed or overwhelmed or distracted. I aim to be active on Mondays and Saturdays only with a few exceptions (like if I just finished a fanfic)
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Hello my fellow Berkians!
This is my new sideblog for @frodo-cinnamonroll.
You can call me Nina! (that's the pseudonym I hope to use as an aspiring author). Writing fanfiction is a pastime for me.
I've been an HTTYD fan for a very long time. For me, it is a nostalgic series (including Race to the Edge as well!). My favorite characters are ♥ Toothless and Hiccup ♥ Astrid, Valka and the Light Fury.
About me:
I am a Christian. I follow the Lord God only. This means I live differently than most people (or should). While I am passionate about many things, Jesus comes first. I will not write (or read) anything that praises something that He says is sinful. I am not ashamed of this, and am open to any questions you may have :)
I love books. Their smell. Their feel. Their look. Their impact. Give me books!
I love animals of almost any shape or size. Dogs, kiwi birds, rats, you name it!
However, dragons are my ultimate favorite. Yes, Toothless.
I LOVE HTTYD!!
I love trying new and weird foods (I've had eel, alligator, and crickets before!)
I am an INFJ and I love learning about personality types!
I try to take breaks from social media so I don't get stressed or overwhelmed or distracted. I aim to be active on Mondays and Saturdays only with a few exceptions (like if I just finished a fanfic)
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It’s your favorite Vogue boi
@nievazki
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Oh the zero regrets I’ve got :’^)
1. Fleur de Lys x Esmeralda
2. Jehan Frollo x Esmeralda
3. Esmeralda having a good time talking about Phoebus
4 and 5. Esmeralda and @nievazki ‘s Kiwi Frodo (even though I drew him way tinier than a regular kiwi,,,)
#notre dame de paris#hunchback of notre dame#la esmeralda#jehan frollo#jehan du moulin#fleur de lys#phoebus#kiwi frodo#re says stuff#my art#arrgh finally the art block is overrrr
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last night my partner and i were talking about what each of the lotr characters would be as fruit so i thought i would share
aragorn: mango bc not only are they both my favorite but we think he would eat one like a total slut 🥭
legolas: banana bc he’s long and sleek and people cannot stop talking about putting him in their mouth on the internet 🍌
gimli: kiwi bc he’s small, fuzzy, and filled w goodness. also compliments banana well 🥝
frodo: pear bc he is very easy to stab and slice into (has been stabbed twice. notoriously) 🍐
sam: peach bc he’s soft and tender on the outside with a strong and solid core on the inside. def thinks he’s a strawberry though 🍑🍓
merry: pineapple bc he’s a little prickly and sour when he’s in the mood to complain 🍍 (alternate choice was lemon for similar reasons 🍋)
pippin: any kind of berry. blueberry raspberry blackberry cranberry. he’s just a little treat 🫐 (also u cannot take ur eyes off berries in the fridge bc something bad will happen to them)
boromir: apple. classic. sturdy. masculine. 100% eats one every day to keep the doctor away 🍎
gandalf: blood orange. represents care and friendship but with a little zest a little umph. 🍊
#bonus: elrond: white grapes. eomer: cucumber. eowyn: pomegranate. faramir: cutie. gollum: tomato. thorin: black cherry. bilbo: rambutan#anyways.txt
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꒰♡꒱ — PET NAMES MASTERLIST .
under the cut, you’ll find a total of 578 name ideas for furry friends sorted in alphabetical order!! if you find this post useful, please consider giving it a like / reblog so i know ♡♡
abby, ace, angel, annie, allie, angus, apollo, aries, athena, autumn, avery, alvin, amour, aspen, archie, artie, ava, alice, alpha, aslan, almond, alfie, axel, appricot
baby, bailey, basil, bella, bean, bandit, betty, birdie, betsy, bear, beau, bonnie, blossom, biscuit, blue, bo, boomer, brownie, bingo, bambi, bacon, billie, bubbles, bitsy, boots, bb, buddy, buster, bowser, barbie
candy, callie, chanel, chloe, cinnamon, cleo, coco, cricket, captain, cash, champ, chunky, chancey, charlie, chester, chico, chief, cooper, chipper, cookie, campbell, clove/r, coffee, coconut
daisy, dakota, delia, diamond, dixie, dolly, duchess, dane, dexter, diego, diesel, dodge/r, duke, dexter, darcey, dawn, dainty, dora, dizzy, decker, dallas, dagwood, dew, drusilla
eden, ella, ellie, emmy, eddie, elmer, eli, emmett, echo, elvis, eva, enid, eiffel, easter, elfa, edsel, evita, elzie
fiona, foxy, fern, fanny, finn, flash, frankie, fritz, fairy, fang, fancy, ferris, fey, flo, fluffy, fly, fudge, fuzzball, finch, foster, figo, fidget, frodo, flick, frieza
gaia, gumball, gumdrop, goldie, griffin, gus, georgie, gordon, garfield, glitter, gollum, goose, grover, gremlin, gem, gidget, goober, grumpy, gulliver
ham, harry, hope, hickory, harley, henry, hazel, holly, happy, hunter, hopscotch, hershey, harvey, honey, honeybee, hilda, hutch, hyde, hugo, hiccup, hawthorne, hades
icy, indie, itchy, isla, itsy bitsy, izzy, ivory, indigo, iggy, izzy, ike, ima, inigo, ira, isabella, iman
jabba, jade, jax, jj, jiffy, joey, july, juniper, june, juno, jackson, jagger, jasmine, jedi, jellybean, jack jack, jubilee, jonesy, jimbo, jock, jenkins, jinkies, jazz, janie, jaws, jennie, jiggly puff, jiggles, jodie
king, kai, kaijo, kermit, karma, krabby, kraken, kylo, koko, kali, kash, kane, kenny, kiddo, kimmy, kip, kisses, kit kat, kitty, kiwi, klaus, kleo, koda, kona, kylie, kooper, kimbo
luna, lola, lily, lady, lucky, lovey, loki, linus, lilo, lightning, leapfrog, lemon, lemondrop, lacy, luigi, lavender, lilac, leia, levi, lenny, lewis, libby, little, link, little foot, leftie, lulu, lurk, lydia, lynx, lars, lovebug
m&m, mabel, macaroni, macy, mae, midge, milo, midnight, marshmallow, maisie, mischief, mocha, monster, monty, munchkin, muppet, magenta, magoo, magic, maggie, malibu, maxwell, maximus, max, meeko, melody, mellow, mickey, millie, mimi, minnie, mint, missy, moon, moxie, muffy, muffin, mystic
nana, nanette, nanny, nani, newbury, natwick, nico, noah, nixon, nymph, nyx, nacho, nacia, nibbles, niche, noisy, nessie, nugget, napoleon, nanook, nutella, nellie, neon, neptune, nightmare
oatmeal, ozzy, octavia, october, oddball, olive, oreo, oscar, odie, olaf, oasis, oceana, o’hara, oakley, odessa, odin, ollie, olympia, omega, onyx, otis
panda, pumpkin, pops, popcorn, patches, prince, princess, precious, pepper, paige, pongo, poppy, penny, prudence, polly, priscilla, prancer, paris, pooh, peanut, potato, piggy, peppermint, pancake
ralph, ribbit, riley, rio, raphael, rebel, rex, roo, river, rocket, rosie, ruby, rey, ranger, raven, razzle, red, reese, retro, rhino, rigsby, ringo, rizzo, rocky, rogue, rolo, romeo, ross, roxie, ruckus
spencer, spyro, sadie, sage, sabrina, sugar, scout, sass, sky, sunny, sally, storm, stevie, sammie, scarlet, snickers, sweetie, snow/y, snoop/y, suzy, sookie, sapphire, sushi, sedona, skittles, sparkle/s, sweetpea, skipper, spot, sterling, sox, scar, scottie, scooby, sprocket
tinkerbell, tank, tango, tigger, teddy, taz, turner, toto, tess, topaz, tulip, tomika, tycoon, toki, trinket, tootsie, tarzan, trouble, twiggy, tetra, tia, thunder, thor, thumper, titan, toby, twinkle, twizzler
ursula, unit, urian, ulana, unix, utopia, urmina, unique, ultra, ufo
vesper, velvet, vanilla, valentine, vito, victory, voodoo, vallisa, vallie, valino, vanessa, vandooh, van goh, vega, vee, varro
wolfe, wolfie, wagner, whiskers, wendy, willie, worm, winnie, waldo, woody, warlock, wildfire
x-tray, xandor, xampus, xandrana, xandy, xanta, xara, xena, xera, xisco, xylo
yzma, yoda, yaki, yahoo, yogi, yeti, yenga, yumi, yello, yamana, yeska
zeus, zombie, zara, zoe/y, ziggy, zeke, zelda, zero, zola, zane, zorro, zia, zazu, zip/per, zella, zsa zsa, zadie, zoro, zorra, zephyr
#animal names#pet names#idk what to tag this as DFGJKSH#masterlist ♡#names masterlist ♡#mine.#mine.*ml
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Mrs Marlowe’s Cheese Rolls

We are, in this house, very big fans of Kiwi detective series The Brokenwood Mysteries. We started watching it seven years ago, and we relish it every time it’s back on our screens. Jules and I also love Midsomer Murders, so of course watching Mike Shepherd (Neill Rea) and Kristin Sims (Fern Sutherland) solve bizarre, sometimes gory murders in a small New Zealand town would appeal to us. One of the things we particularly love about it, is all the recurring characters, which of course, you would expect in a small town. So, besides our favourite detectives, over the years, we also follow the many small business ventures Frodo Oates (yes, Frodo; it’s a nickname of course, but still) tries his hand at, the many doomed flings Jools Fahey has embarked on since she and lawyer Dennis Buchanan, who has represented everyone and their mother at this point, broke up, or the wide range of eateries Ray Nielson has opened whilst his sister Trudy still owns The Frog and Cheetah... There’s also the pastor, the gay pharmacist who is currently Brokenwood’s mayor, the Antiques dealer... and there’s Mrs Marlowe. We adore Mrs Marlowe! She’s a busy eldery lady who plays the organ at church, visits pensioners at the retirement home and inmates at the Women’s Prison, and takes part into heaps of other hobbies, festivals and clubs, likes a good gossip over a Flat White and always hopes the murders are bloodier than they are in reality! She also bakes mean cheese rolls and always seem to have some with her.
These delightfully cheesy treats are a South Island staple, and definitely a comfort if you’ve just stumbled over a dead body. And I may have wanted to make a batch of those for the past seven years! So here are, finally, Mrs Marlowe’s Cheese Rolls! Happy Brokenwood Mysteries Sunday!
Ingredients (makes half a dozen):
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
1/2 small onion
2 heaped tablespoons plain flour
1 heaped teaspoon Dijon Mustard
1 cup semi-skimmed milk
a pinch of salt and freshly cracked black pepper
nutmeg
90 grams/3 ounces Mature English Cheddar
1 heaped tablespoon sour cream
6 slices Soft White Bread
softened butter, for spreading
In a small saucepan, melt butter over a medium flame.
Chop the onion halve finely. Once the butter is just foaming, add the chopped onion, and cook, stirring with a wooden spoon, a couple of minutes until softened.
Then, stir in the flour, all at once. Cook out, 1 minute. Sir in Dijon Mustard; cook, 1 minute more. Remove from the heat, and gradually stir in milk until smooth, and lump-free. Return over the heat, and cook, stirring constantly until Béchamel thickens. Season with salt and black pepper. Grate in about two-thirds of the Cheddar, and stir over the flame, with the wooden spoon, until completely melted. Remove from the heat. Add sour cream and grate in remaining Cheddar. Give a quick, gentle stir; you do not want the cheese to melt completely at this stage.
Set aside, and allow Cheddar Béchamel to cool completely at room temperature, an hour.
Preheat oven to 200°C/395°F. Line a baking tray with baking paper; set aside.
Using a rooling pin, flatten Soft White Bread slices. Butter each on one side.
Then, place one of the Soft White Bread slice, buttered side down, onto a cutting board. Spread a heaped tablespoonful of the Cheddar Béchamel onto the plain side, and roll, as tightly as you can. Place the roll “seam” side down onto prepared baking tray, and repeat with remaining Soft White Bread slices and Cheesy Béchamel until you have six generously filled rolls.
Bake in the middle of the hot oven, at 200°C/395°F, until golden brown and bubbly.
Enjoy Mrs Marlowe’s Cheese Rolls hot or warm, with dressed lettuce, a glass of chilled Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc and a delightful episode of The Brokenwood Mysteries, of course!

Mrs Marlowe (Elizabeth McRae) and Mike Shepherd (Neil Rea)
#Recipe#Food#Mrs Marlowe’s Cheese Rolls#Mrs Marlowe’s Cheese Roll recipe#South Island Cheese Rolls#South Island Cheese Roll recipe#Cheese Rolls#Cheese Roll recipe#Béchamel#Bechamel#Béchamel Sauce#Bechamel Sauce#Butter#Cheese Bechamel#Onion#Flour#Plain Flour#Dijon Mustard#Mustard#Milk#Cheddar#Mature Cheddar#Mature English Cheddar#Soft White Bread#White Bread#Kiwi Kai#Aussie and Kiwi Kitchen#New Zealand#Aotearoa#The Brokenwood Mysteries
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My name is Beardy. Asks if I find them too strange/will potentially cause drama generally are deleted. I sometimes do miss asks as well (refresh over them then it looks like they are gone) -Problems are better handled over private messaging -Kiwi 37 years old. I'm basically too old for shit so try not to start any :) -I will NOT reblog/answer any post or ask asking for money/donations. I will NOT be bullied/harassed/guilt tripped into donating money I do not have. ANY ask/dm from now on asking for money = automatic block. I am sorry it has come to this but from now on the only ones who can message me are people I personally follow. This is to protect my own sanity at a very stressful time for me and unfortunately scammers have ruined it for the actual people who need help/aid. -Please don't use my gifs for nsfw or real person x reader fics. I'll block people I see doing this. -And also please do not reblog my gif sets to complain how much you hate the thing. If you hate it, find something you do like.
Please feel free to tag me (userbeardy) in anything: -Frodo Baggins related -Thorin Oakenshield + Company -Faramir related -Boromir related -Bucky Barnes related -Glorfindel related -Halbarad or the Grey Company related -Beleg/Turin related -Mablung related -Geralt/The Witcher related -Aaron Tveit related -Transformers (Prime + G1 specifically) -Rescue Bots (Roll to the Rescue) -Musical related (please) -Enjolras or Les Miserables -Criminal Minds (especially Garvez or any season 1-7 stuff) -in any lotr post that is so stupid/funny/hilarious :)
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Our dear Queen: never alone THE MONARCHIST LEAGUE OF CANADA 🍁🇨🇦


FOR TOMORROW, OUR QUEEN'S ACTUAL BIRTHDAY,,,We invite members to respond by return email by completing one of the following sentences in no more than 25 words of which we will publish an assortment of the most interesting tomorrow. You never know what might happen if yours is judged best. NB: this challenge is not the place to express condolences to The Queen or refer to her recent loss, which we each will do in our own way, with a full heart and no interest in publicity or reward. 1) I find The Queen's most endearing trait to be... 2) If I could ask HM one question, it would be... 3) If I were asked to give one piece of loyal advice to our Sovereign, I would say... LEAGUE POETRY COMPETITION ON THE NINETY-FIFTH BIRTHDAY OF THE QUEEN THREE WINNING POEMSWe were surprised and delighted by the number of entries in this first poetry competition of the League. But then, given its subject, perhaps we should not have been taken aback. The sentiments were universally heartfelt and the loyalty clear. We are therefore awarding three prizes. Two were written in English and one in French: naturally, we are not translating them! The first is a subtle evocation of The Queen’s sense of duty and her love of horses - the poet’s reference to giving up riding was of course an allusion to HM’s ceasing to ride at Trooping the Colour - she enjoys riding as relaxation to this day! The second is true to the spirit of Holst’s stirring melody, known to many as “I Vow to Thee, My Country.” And the third, the winner, explores HM’s Realms whimsically with a touch of gravity by means of their national foods. The poems could not be more different - which is as it should be. Our thanks to all who entered the competition! SECOND PRIZE TIED by Tom MacGregor, Ottawa ON QUEEN ELIZABETH’S 95th BIRTHDAY On her ninety-fifth birthday, I think of the Statue on Parliament Hill Of her confidently seated On a horse named Centennial Given to her by The Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The small woman unveiled it In 1991 after she had given up riding. Still, she carried on More than 60 years as Queen And 95 of service. FIRST PRIZE by an anonymous member who is donating the value of the prize to supply a food treat to the homeless today in honour of The Queen’s birthday QUEEN OF THE SIXTEEN REALMS On the 95th birthday of Elizabeth II PROLOGUE Elizabeth, to your Realms grandmother, sister, friend and Queen: How can we embrace you, and today let you know That we would your sorrow share, wish you could lean On our sixteen hearts, like the drums, beating slow. We look back as you must on Philip’s decades: Your strength and stay during storm and fair days. We gaze also to our future wish: grief ‘midst memories fades To joy of life full-lived, walked on the fields of praise. So follows our birthday wish, from Realms richly diverse, Who now tune their heart-strings to the happier times Which will follow, dear Ma’am, as sure as sunrise: A great truth of life, which we need not more rehearse, But, rather, assure you: north, west, east, southern climes Gather round to uphold you, dear Queen - loving and wise! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Elizabeth, our Queen and friend, the nations’ joy and pride, Her 95th today is hailed through Realms both far and wide; And since all share in most fond wish to serve special birthday treat - These lines some local fare suggest - loyal banquet so replete! In ANTIGUA AND BARBUDA, small islands to be sure, But big in heart and loyalty - FUNGIE ‘tis special allure: Polenta-based and spicy hot, with pepperpot ‘tis served, A treat for their beloved Queen, one surely well deserved! Down Under, AUSTRALIAN mates present their VEGEMITE: This brewers’ yeast extract not yet the world’s delight! But served on toast throughout the land, a tribute singular - quite - Antipodean Queen finds on Aussie plate a most distinct delight. THE BAHAMAS offers special dish: folk there pluck CONCH from sea: And dressed with lime and vegetables - ‘tis rich in Vitamin C! Bahamian Sovereign will enjoy devouring “Queen Conch” recipe, Dressed with fruit, offered with love and Island loyalty BARBADOS, amidst disloyal dance, bakes up its famed RUM CAKE On which Monarch’s pain at such dalliance might well her sweet tooth slake; Since toothsome confection is topped up with frequent rum infusion: EIIR hopes (though’d never say) “Drink deep: to republican confusion!” BELIZE proffers its BOIL UP, reminiscent of the pie in rhyme: No blackbirds for its Queen today, but fish, eggs, veggies: good time! Tis topped with broth and dough, then baked - a treat fit for a princess, The Central American domain diverse could offer her no less! CANADA may indeed be home to most loyal Maple Throne: Thus on this day POUTINE shall stand in prominence, alone: Like the Dominion, flavours many, with toppings beyond measure - As each in own way toasts our Queen, the True North’s splendid treasure! GRENADA’s OIL DOWN, savoury-sweet, a one pot dish of stew, With coconut leaching flavours out to make each casserole new To taste - and variegated ever for all this island nation. Which prospers under Reign of she whose birthday brings elation! Next in our roll of Realms, JAMAICA, island, of many peoples, blest To keep cool ‘neath tropical sun with ACKEE AND SALTFISH zest: Its spices mirror nation’s mix, from planters to Bobsled team; And dread-locked Rasta men, who share deepest love of Queen. PAVLOVA is NEW ZEALAND’s gift to the arts culinary, Its Kiwi, cream, meringue mix cherished by settlers as by Maori; Whether Hobbits share such taste, brave Frodo first and foremost, We know not - but all in the island realm drink to EIIR a toast! If MUMU you were offered while exploring PAPUA NEW GUINEA shore, Polyglot island lines hot coals with leaves - adds meats, fruit, veg and more, To make a stew from ground oven of savour nonpareil, Thus honouring their Queen and friend with two Hemispheres’ “hooray.” SAINT KITTS AND NEVIS to birthday brings STEWED SALTFISH, which they blend With coconut dumplings and plantains for feasting without end, As no close they ever sight in good Queen’s service to tiniest sovereign state In Hemisphere - large they be in duty, love - thus this day they fete! SAINT LUCIA pairs fish and fig, GREEN FIG AND SALTED COD! Antilles population takes a week to give the nod To stew that melds, as island does two seas, Atlantic and Caribbean, And mix a Bounty cocktail to raise their glass to Queen! A BREADFRUIT ROASTED in iron pot, add fried jackfish for great repast, Is SAINT VINCENT & THE GRENADINES’ entrée, not easily surpassed: Its thirty-two islands celebrate their Monarch’s special day, Sing “...Land, so Beautiful” to big drum, calypso, steel pan and reggae! Now Taro roots make sticky POI, SOLOMON ISLANDS’ favorite food, The wise old King lends his name to 900-strong island brood; Thus Melanesian Queen presides, with Governor-General elected: Their birthday bouquet beauteous, as from 200 orchid strains selected! TUVALU brings to feast PULAKA, swamp taro cooked for hours: Raising ocean discourages cultivation - ‘tis time for Commonwealth powers To use their world wide fellowship to save this crop essential: Their Queen fears global warming looms, Polynesian threat potential. The UNITED KINGDOM is Elizabeth’s home, of sixteen Realms The Queen: No longer a colonial power, but from Empire’s legacy yet seen: Its “national dish” CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA now claims pride of place, Transcending old-style differences of climate, Raj and race! ~! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ EPILOGUESo, all hail, dear Queen, gracious Lady: your true realms lie deep within, Not geographic, to be sure, but values kingly. gracious, human; Constant Commonwealth care for its nations great and small, Reflects deep-reciprocal, hailed to your heart, one voice echoed by all! So here’s to Elizabeth - long may she reign, long live our monarch so great! Here’s to her courage in fair weather or foul, duty done, chosen not - happy fate! Here’s to the faith ever kept, beyond clamour of sectarian creeds; Here’s to the hope she brings all, so nourishing humankind’s needs; Here’s to her ninety-fifth birthday, her years’ gift to us, thus today we proclaim:God willing, all your Realms do their duty And each subject in turn do the same!
GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿
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Kittypet names I think would be really cute
Gonna be splitting this up into categories because it's going to be really long
Bugs
They just sound cute??
- ladybug
- junebug (hehe that's me)
- stinkbug
- snugglebug
- jitterbug
- lovebug
- rolly polly!!!
- dragonfly
- bumblebee
- cutiebug
- caterpillar
Berries
they are just cute
- mulberry
- blackberry
- blueberry
- strawberry
- raspberry
- cranberry
- huckleberry
- gooseberry
- sugarberry
Food
Any food
- pumpkin
- sugar
- pudding
- ketchup/mustard/mayonaise
- macaroni
- mango
- kiwi
- clementine
- honeydew
- tomato
- tater tot
- crackers
- waffles/syrup
- butter
- corn
- rice krispie
- cornbread/banana bread
- chocolate chip
- lemonade
- vanilla
- coffee
- banana
- any type of candy
Fictional characters
(See Zelda and Loki from AVoS)
- aaragorn
- sam and frodo
- thorin oakenshield
- literally anybody from Lord of the rings it would be so fucking funny to meet a Kittypet named saruman
- Pikachu
- Deet
- any of the skeksis fbbdbsbfjsndn
- some marvel shit idk
- BXBSNSJCHDHDB LMAO WHAT IF THERE WAS A KITTYPET NAMED AFTER ONE OF THE THUNDERCATS AND THEY JOINED THUNDERCLAN DBBDBD
- Lionheart = liono
This is so cursed
- zuko and azula
- Zym
- Rayla
- scarlemagne
- toothless
- catra fbdbdbf I think I'm funny
- luke and leia
- yoda
- Ms. Frizzle
- totoro
- jiji
- nausicaa
- cat bus jfhdrfbdbnrmdm
- calcifer
- any disney princess
- sonic
Other stuff
- days of the week. That would be so cute I want a cat named Saturday so bad
- cow
- sheep
- chicken
- cuddles
- unicorn
- any greek/roman god
- sappho
- any type of gem
- parcheesi
- checkers
- xylophone
- any color that sounds cool
- mauve
- crimson
- vermillion
- safronn
- bean
- maize
- Turtle
- jelly
Feel free to add more!!
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