#kitten distribution system?

[spirit-lanterns]

Okay so I know that Android! AU is about the HSR women being androids, but what if it was the other way around?

What if we were an android serving the various HSR women at some resort, and we get attached, leading to someone like Kafka just taking us back with her and the rest of the HSR women?

This leads into my next point, HSR women fucking us so hard that we blue-screen. Along with;

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

**Old ask that I am now just answering bc it’s been marinating in my drafts

AHHHHH A REVERSE ANDROID AU!

Instead of the Reader being an Engineer, she is the one who is a robot! Android Reader would be the cutest, most clingiest thing ever because even though she is programmed not to form attachments, she somehow finds herself drawn to the HSR women and follows them wherever they go during their stay 😭😭

Android! Reader would be the equivalent of a roomba imo. Very cute, but also kinda dumb and needy because she only has one task in her programming; to serve her masters. Maybe Android! Reader was assigned to take care of them and Kafka or one of the other women treat her so well (and fuck her so good) that the poor little bot can’t help but follow them back home.

Needless to say, they are surprised when they find you sitting outside their doorstop in the rain, looking like a sad, abandoned puppy who was waiting for their owner to let them in 🥺

[wolfchanw]

Does anyone else just….find animals wherever you go? I hike with a friend every Saturday, at a park that’s not particularly close to any actual houses. As I was leaving this week, I found a SUPER CUTE kitten!

My local shelter is not accepting healthy animals at this time so they sent him away, fortunately I foster for another shelter that has tentatively agreed to accept him (just waiting on the official email saying yes).

In the meantime, my kiddo has named him Moonstar, and he is NOT staying, no matter how sweet and adorable he is.

Kiddo also asked my husband “Why did Mommy bring home a kitten from her hike?” to which he sighed and said “It’s what she does…” XD So true!!

[caffeinesam]

I think the cat distribution system is trying to reach me for a possible subscription.

I found this dumb fucker chilling in my kitchen this morning (left a window open) and he came running through the backstreet when I came back from town.

Might call him Medical Malpractice or Civil Lawsuit or something.

Or might try to find out where it lives...

[tea-slur]

Melvin likes to steal my heating pad

[ihaveacatnow]

doorstop catpile

[olivernetly]

Way is he so scared, i feed you everyday and this is the look i get when i pick you up

No cats hurt in the making of this post, he is a stay that i feed and play with when i cat, i have my own cat and my mom wont let me take this one as well

💙 💙 💙 💙 💙

[taintandviolent]

the kitten distribution system chose me today and I could cry

[i-am-a-cowboy-clown]

Cat distribution system got my ass 😒

His name is Quandale

[lawofcollage]

Made around the idea of the cat distribution system

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[djnart]

oh btw i have a cat of my own now! GUYS SHES SO CUTE, i still havent named her :p but anyway heres some pics! yayy! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

she is very majestic (uᴗu) i got her in a different state while on a road trip lol, cat distribution system works! oh n colors reminds me of pearl 😄 past few days been obsessed with this scrunkly baby 😊 she wants my attention 24/7 lol, currently shes sleeping on my neck 😭 she is tiny 😿

[unreliablesnake]

A literal cat distribution system. Like you don't feel good so you're lying in bed, and then this AI asks you, “Feeling sick? Or do you have a headache? Here, have a kitten and get well soon!” And then it throws a cat in your lap.

[goatguy7399]

“How’s working with Dionysus going?”

“Oh pretty well, he sent me a pregnant cat and a bee at the same time and the bee basically landed on my nose so I knew I had no choice but to take the cat inside. Hopefully he will have me clear my drug test so I can get this job.”

“Wait really?”

The cat in question:

[salty-rey]

Ummm, I guess I have a cat now???

We don't know the gender, nor have a name for them. Vet visit tomorrow!

[tea-slur]

Melvin loves being tucked in for a snooze

[ihaveacatnow]

spriggy and her boys

[gay-jewish-bucky]

Checkmate, atheists 😤 /lh