#nah it’s the android distribution system now

[spirit-lanterns]

Okay so I know that Android! AU is about the HSR women being androids, but what if it was the other way around?

What if we were an android serving the various HSR women at some resort, and we get attached, leading to someone like Kafka just taking us back with her and the rest of the HSR women?

This leads into my next point, HSR women fucking us so hard that we blue-screen. Along with;

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

**Old ask that I am now just answering bc it’s been marinating in my drafts

AHHHHH A REVERSE ANDROID AU!

Instead of the Reader being an Engineer, she is the one who is a robot! Android Reader would be the cutest, most clingiest thing ever because even though she is programmed not to form attachments, she somehow finds herself drawn to the HSR women and follows them wherever they go during their stay 😭😭

Android! Reader would be the equivalent of a roomba imo. Very cute, but also kinda dumb and needy because she only has one task in her programming; to serve her masters. Maybe Android! Reader was assigned to take care of them and Kafka or one of the other women treat her so well (and fuck her so good) that the poor little bot can’t help but follow them back home.

Needless to say, they are surprised when they find you sitting outside their doorstop in the rain, looking like a sad, abandoned puppy who was waiting for their owner to let them in 🥺