#kitteh selfie

[toweringclam]

Arthur got another cat.

[aetherspoon]

I don't know why, but I decided to do this for Mlezi (they/them), my Golem Paladin TeamMom. Who is firmly medieval in technology, but eh, they've lived through everything that has ever happened anyway.

Describe their phone case.

It is an emerald green case, probably leather from some mythical creature that was used for food. Totally a flip case though, and instead of credit cards or cash it just has a bunch of photos of their more recent kids.

What’s on their lock screen?

Slideshow of pictures of their kids. The problem being that the slideshow never ends.

Do they use nicknames for their contacts or do they list contacts by full name?

Both, actually. They have all of their contacts down by their full name and append nicknames and every name they've ever had in their contact, just in case they forget about which name they're currently using.

Who do they text most frequently?

Rayne, their last kid, for sure. She doesn't often respond.

What’s their texting style? (EX: abbreviations or perfect grammar? One-word texts or paragraphs?)

One would think it would be perfect grammar, listening to them talk, but it is actually a bunch of lowercase tapping with typos throughout. This is always a shock to people the first time they talk.

Write out a text exchange between them and another OC.

(Mlezi): "hi. i heaqrd u hjave some kittehs?" (Xelandri): "Who are you, how did you get this number, and have you ever heard of autocorrect?"

Who was the last person they called?

Oh, they don't use their phone for calling people. Other people call them.

What app do they use most frequently? (Name an app or describe a hypothetical one)

Deeseni. It is an app that you can type in your location and deity preference and it gives you a list of deities that match what you're thinking of. Mlezi uses it because they never remember the name of any deity beyond their creator.

It is called Dees Nuts by their children, of course.

What are their most frequently used emojis?

They strictly use very old style non-automatically-converted emoji. So :-) instead of :) and the like. They're actively trying to use emoji, but it all comes across as the type of emoji your grandfather might use.

Describe a photo they have saved on their phone.

They posed a whole lot of kittens of various breeds (several not considered domesticated) on top of one of their children, to teach them to be more aware of their surroundings when in a resting situation.

They just thought the photo was adorable.

Are they the kind of person who takes selfies?

There are zero selfies on their phone.

Open the notes/note-taking app on their phone. What’s there?

It is various meals people mention on their travels, so they can look up how to make them later.

What do they use as an avatar or profile photo on social media sites?

Picture of a cat. No idea what that's like. >_>

You’ve just stumbled across their tumblr blog! Describe it.

Art blog, 100%. They also have a side / hidden blog that is cooking-based.

Describe their computer. Is it a sticker covered laptop? A high-tech gaming computer?

It is a tablet PC, actually, with an absolutely gargantuan screen. The back has a bunch of crayon drawings copied over to a vinyl sticker covering up brands and such. It isn't particularly powerful, but it has a really long lasting battery and more USB ports than you'd expect.

Let’s look at their search history. What are the last 5 things they searched?

Four recipes and the fifth being a word for a spice in another language/region.

What’s the last thing they searched in an incognito tab 👀 (doesn’t need to be NSFW!)

Biological information about one of their kids, probably regarding reproduction so they can give a better birds/bees talk.

How many tabs do they have open?

Two pinned tabs, one active. I have no idea how they function, to be honest.

What are their most frequently visited websites?

Art supply store, they're constantly buying more art.

What’s in their email inbox?

Completely full of random mailing lists they signed up for decades ago. They just don't use their email address at all anymore.

💻 Your OC and Tech: Ask Game

If you're answering for OCs who live in an SFF or historical setting, imagine their answers in a modern AU!

1. Describe their phone case.

2. What’s on their lock screen?

3. Do they use nicknames for their contacts or do they list contacts by full name?

4. Who do they text most frequently?

5. What’s their texting style? (EX: abbreviations or perfect grammar? One-word texts or paragraphs?)

6. Write out a text exchange between them and another OC.

7. Who was the last person they called?

8. What app do they use most frequently? (Name an app or describe a hypothetical one)

9. What are their most frequently used emojis?

10. Describe a photo they have saved on their phone.

11. Are they the kind of person who takes selfies?

12. Open the notes/note-taking app on their phone. What’s there?

13. What do they use as an avatar or profile photo on social media sites?

14. You’ve just stumbled across their tumblr blog! Describe it.

15. Describe their computer. Is it a sticker covered laptop? A high-tech gaming computer?

16. Let’s look at their search history. What are the last 5 things they searched?

17. What’s the last thing they searched in an incognito tab 👀 (doesn’t need to be NSFW!)

18. How many tabs do they have open?

19. What are their most frequently visited websites?

20. What’s in their email inbox?

[artemisgarden]

Here have some pictures of my snuggle bois since I haven't posted any in a while.

[millenaissance]

Someone isn’t feeling too great this morning. #catsofinstagram #instacat #catstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B94fq0Chppl/

[got-peaches]

Charlie passed out on my arm. Hes too cute.

[birthdaystar]

[anasacuta]

Got myself a new outfit yesterday

[swan2swan]

Oh no, what a tra--

The guest crossed over the barrier to get a photo and was attacked by a female jaguar, the zoo tweeted, citing witness accounts.

What a beautiful and amazing animal, I’m so proud of her, she’s done great and wonderful things and is living her best life, I hope she gets a thousand treats.

[killerpancakeburger]

Selfie?

Askdjfjdj I'm sorry Anon, I hate my face too much for that;;;

... This is the best that I can do:

[basicbutterfly]

I know I said no more selfies but CAT!!!!

[darkeststar-asmr]

❤❤❤ #selfie #kitteh #family #goodnight (at Möja, Stockholms Län, Sweden) https://www.instagram.com/darkeststarasmr/p/BuruJaglC62/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13fhb9clzwim

[obaewankenope]

I have cats that literally cling to me or shove their feet in my face

[millenaissance]

Sgt Pepper hates few things as much as being confined to his carrier, but getting tests done is way up there. Fortunately Dr. Woolley and her techs are super kind and gentle. #catsofinstagram #instacat #catstagram #veterinarian #kidneydisease #oldaf #stillhandsome https://www.instagram.com/p/B8H5WvYhrhK/

[fanfoolishness]

Sometimes my job really is playing with puppies and kittens 😍😍😍

[intothespiderbottom]

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[sgdunster]

Me n princess diana in the greenhouse patio. #kittehs #attachedgreenhouse #selfie #tired #cutepets