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aetherspoon · 6 hours ago

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Baldur's Gate, but they're all ensigns on a Galaxy-class starship

#bg3 #star trek #au

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aetherspoon · 3 days ago

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so in other news Pokemon is releasing life-sized Eeveelution (+ Eevee) plushies. this would not be particularly noteworthy except for the fact that the plushies are FUCKING HUGE

#pokemon

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aetherspoon · 3 days ago

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The reason why the Dragonborn got caught crossing the border? No speed attribute or athletics skill. That would have never happened to the Champion of Cyrodiil.

#cast a fortify athletics and speed spell on a mount in Oblivion #movement speed is (speed stat + athletics) TIMES SIZE #horses are bigger than humans so they go nyoom #modded elephants on the other hand go NYOOOOOOOOM~#Stomper come back~

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aetherspoon · 3 days ago

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#my inner hisroty nerd is screaming #I mean given all the fascism it would be screaming anyway #but this is just about the most obviously stupid thing to do economically on top of being cruel

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aetherspoon · 3 days ago

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What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

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aetherspoon · 5 days ago

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The Steven Universe fandom might be “cringe” and “bad” but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say “if you pay us money, your blorbo will know you’re valid” and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.

#religion

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aetherspoon · 6 days ago

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having a bad day so i'd like to show you all my cat (moonpie) in a necktie, if that's okay

#cats #I'm glad someone blazed this

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aetherspoon · 8 days ago

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gotta appreciate his honesty

#we're talking about nier here #which is a spin-off series from a MEDIEVAL FANTASY game series #where one joke ending was teleporting a dragon into modern Earth #that ending is the basis behind the entire Nier series #mad props for the ridiculous premise

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aetherspoon · 8 days ago

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imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

#bees

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aetherspoon · 11 days ago

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What's the first book you remember reading?

#funny thing about this #I have no memory of NOT reading #it isn't that I have a late start to my memories #but that I started reading super young #and since I was a whole word recognition reader at TWO it means I've basically always known how #utterly screwed up my ability to learn languages though

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aetherspoon · 12 days ago

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