#kitchen research

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[thesargasmicgoddess]

Update on the current state of my PhD hoe life...

Sprinkles and iced tea for a topless/bottomless lunch sounds about right for the mental capacity I have right now 🤣🤣

[yuqsdug]

Bonding earings event

Kitchen Wizard x Balished knight ig.

How do you draw helmets.

Due to this Bonding earings are now permanently a headcanon of Turitopulis of mine.

Oh yeah,

Minor In Swords and Time lore under the cut vvvv

In In Swords and Time Kyoko and Griefer come from the same country. It doesn't have a name yet but Turitopulis and Plainstown are within it.

Kitchen Wizard and Red both come from Crossroads. Pretty much every place within Blocktales demo 1 is located here (Blackrock, bizville, Roadtown, ect...). Crossroads and the country where in Turitopulis lies are seperated by a small sea. The entirety of Crossroads are frozen in time by this point. Kitchen Wizard, Red and Blue travelled away from Crossroads to escape the Cruel King's curse.

Player comes from the heights (SFOTH), this is why he has Telamon's hood by the way. The heights are probably bordering Crossroads, near where the lost temple would be. Due to coming from the heights and a little change in wishcraft Player casually has the ghostwalker for as long as he can remember. It was lying beside him in his first memories when waking up an a beach. (He's had it since childhood.)

Anyway, that's all for now!

[buttercatrho]

Right after I did the one with Dabu I got this idea so f

[ilikemicrowaves]

We need to talk about the Wells more I am STARVING

[reality-detective]

Kitchen Tip: How to dice a whole onion in under 30 seconds 🤔

[voelene]

So, we have confirmation that Bellara and Lucanis take over cooking because they fear the others would either starve or poison themselves otherwise. Now they must come to that conclusion from experience, and I can't wait to discover why everyone else is banned from the kitchen.

How many people put the kitchen on fire?

Who can cook only the most basic bland food, offending Lucanis's delicate sensibility ?

Who accidentally poisoned the food ?

[lueddegen]

Two very unfortunate (or hilarious) things about the german version of the murderbot diaries is that not only did they manage to translate the title All Systems Red as Systemausfall (eng. system failure) when one future installation turned out to be named System Collapse, they also managed to turn Rogue Protocol into Exit Szenario (no need to translate) right before Exit Strategy came out.

[saltyb0ba]

a deep blood moon, a starless night

dark enough to see the light

[beneathsilverstars]

doing literal actual research for this fic. the things i do for you, [character]. should i include a bibliography at the end

[starmocha]

I literally just wanted to listen to the song.

It sounds like it should be the end credit after you finish the main story and made it through an arduous journey, and now everyone is going to live happily ever after. This would be playing during an epilogue as it shows scenes of every single character going about their normal daily life. As the song ends, it will pan to the main characters, implying that this is just the beginning of the next stage of their lives.

[bonefall]

what foods are a good source of additional fat for cats who might be struggling to get it otherwise?

[demonslayedher]

My Research: Where have you been!?

Me: Oh... you're back...

My Research: I never left, but I do need to kick your butt into high gear again.

Me: But... the new season just started...

My Research: Yes! Which is why we have to--oh, I should have known. You meant an anime season. That anime.

Me: teh heh ☆

My Research: Well, let's get you started off easy then with some regional cuisine, especially rural dushes. Let's start in a database of--

Me: I'll bet Kamado Kie would have loved this! After all, the Mugen Train Taisho Secrets say that it was her hobby to try out recipes from different regions--

My Reseach: You close that extra search tab right now, you hear me--

Me: Hmm, nothing on sanma no soba dango here. I've found a handful of Japanese resources on this before, but I wonder if anyone has ever written about it in English--oh that's my blog--that is all my blog----

My Reseach: CLOSE THE TAB, CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT

Me: CLOSING CLOSING CLOSING

[yuqsdug]

Since Kitchen Wizard canonically dies in Block tales, he also dies a lot in in Swords and Time. Almost as much as Traveller!Player, actually.

A paper craft user being killed with scissors after the scissor craft user dies from a rock mere seconds ago...

Kyoko and blue should be weary for a stray, malicious piece of paper.

[batcavescolony]

Since in #7 Bernard Dowd is seen to want to be a Chef and I've had culinary arts schooling this is my list of oddly specific things pertaining to that. Use it as you want (just from my experience)

Having a callous on the base of your pointer fringer of your dominate hand from using a chef knife

Funky patterned chef pants

DISHES NEVER END

when you are moving with a hot pan or heavy items ect you tell everyone like HOT PAN! BEHIND. GOING AROUND THE CORNER. BEHIND!

small batches are cute but in a restaurant/bakery/etc you're doing big batches in industrial ovens and mixers. A batch of bread dough we made had 12lbs of flour and like a half gallon of water.

Culinary arts isn't just making food it's doing math, converting recipes, going over OSHA rules and restaurant regulations

After awhile you have enough knowledge to the point where you see a recipe on the internet and go "hey... I can make that. Like really easily" like you can just make curry or scallion pancakes or fancy food

You will notice the shitty knife cuts in like pre cut packages of fruit and veg at the store

You're not allowed to have nail polish or false nails (unless you want to wear gloves all the time)

You start to realise how easy it's is to do somethings for yourself. Like you can just buy a chicken and break it down yourself or make stock at home

Their will be at least one class day where you cut onions all day and leave in tears because everyone is literally cutting onions

Sometimes stuff gets pushed back in the fridge or it's after break and the food has grew a putrid smelling mold. Cleaning it is part of culinary, it's...Fun

Everyday you wear chef pants, a chef coat, a closed toe non slip shoe and a chef hat.

Your hands will get chapped af because you're washing them all the time, lotion is your friend

You do refer to your head chef as 'Chef' or 'Chef ____' (or at least we did)

You will fuck up except it and move past it. (I once put too many chips in the fryer, it over flowed and we had to clean it up)

Kitchens get hot and you're wearing pants and a coat that are designed to protect you from like boiling water being pored on them, so drink water.

You will get cut/burned/stabbed/squished fingers it's part of the job just don't get bodily fluids on the food

You're standing like the whole time no matter what

You know that gallon conversation thing you learned in elementary? You will see that in your sleep. Gallon to quart to pint to cup. Also 8oz to a cup. 3t to a T. 16oz to a Pound ect it's ingrained into my head now

With a bit of knowledge you now know things and you can use it. Like add Xanthan Gum to a blended drink to emulsify it and it's just like Starbucks.

On the down side people want you to make things

You start wanting things for your kitchen like a KitchenAid or a portion scoop or dehydrator and having that feeds back into "I can make anything"

Figuring out exact prices for things is crucial and a pain. Like you have to take the price of baking soda and figure out how much a 1/4t costs. It's not horrible ig but when you're doing it for a whole recipe or menu it gets repetitive.

Ok that's all I'm putting you get the idea

[traveller-player-block-tales-au]

Hmph, this isn't THE TREE I was expecting folly admited

Though, do you have any bad connections to it?

-your greatest nightmare

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//ooc: He's dealing with in a totally healthy way, Trust!!

Individual drawings down below. Tw: censored gore

I find that they look quite silly.