#kiss my ass lmfao
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Don't worry about them, they're just trying to re-enact the spiderman kiss!
#drawing hair from behind is my enemy it's my nemesis i'll die#don't look too close at the bat logo HAHA#I just wanted to scribble them up yk.... that's all...#stephcass#art#digital art#fanart#screentone#manga style#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#steph brown#cass cain#almost wrote ass cain for a second lmfao#casssteph#if you want me to attempt to actually draw the kiss part of the spiderman kiss you gotta really butter me up about it#bc wtf how am I meant to draw that I can't even draw a normal kiss half the time HAHAHA
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“pissed me off seeing the doctor suddenly being interested in men and kissing one for the sake of shoving it in our faces. kissing jack was a comedic moment for shock value so it didn’t count as woke pandering.” i’m hitting you with my bare fists
#COMEDIC SHOCK VALUE????? are u insane#was jack’s kiss with rose also for comedic shock value 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔#this is an actual comment i saw btw#fucking hate doctor who ‘fans’ bruh#if you hate the show so much just don’t watch it lmfao#i know for certain this guy has never even glanced at torchwood or he might’ve just killed himself right then and there#‘they’re ruining my childhood’ brother there have BEEN gay people on this show !!!!!!!!#you’re only pissed now because you’ve fallen for the Woke Mob outlook that’s become popular recently#like did you give a shit about jack flirting with men when you were a kid???#did you give a shit about the doctor flirting with jack????? BUY ME A DRINK FIRST HELLO !!!!! 😔#ok sorry guys. moving on#doctor who#15th doctor#9th doctor#rogue doctor who#captain jack harkness#timerogue#dndoctor#doctorjack#comedic my ass bro
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god, i would LOVE to hear ur thoughts about satoru's thighs, we do not talk about them ENOUGH (●´艸`)ヾ
BESTIE I HAVE NEVER AGREED MORE WITH ANYTHING IN MY LIFE 🗣️🗣️
he himself never pays them much attention, thighs are just thighs yk - but not to you.
there are so many signs - your eyes trailing up his legs when you’re cramped in a changing room with him, sat on that ridiculous little stool and watching him try on like the fifth pair of jeans. or your refusal to join him at the gym after that one time. you lost count of how many times you had to bite your lip and look away that day, cheeks flushed not from the intensity of your workout, but from the way his shorts would ride up just right, exposing more than you could handle - especially in public.
so it’s no surprise that when you get him all to yourself, walking around your shared apartment in nothing but those damn boxers stretching around soft skin and defined muscle so deliciously, you can’t resist snapping the strained material against his thigh. you try to stifle your giggles when he whirls around, eyebrows furrowed and a pout on his lips, catching your wrist before you can repeat your offence a second time.
“why are you so obsessed with doing that?”
freeing yourself from his grip, you hook your fingers into the hem, pulling him closer to place an innocent kiss on his lips.
“would you rather i show you all the other things i’m obsessed with?” again.
his eyes widen just a bit, mind going into overdrive to conjure up the memories you just tapped into. his back against plush pillows, your lips on his neck, his chest, his hipbone. the shuddering breath he takes when he thinks he knows where you’re headed, just for you to diverge and bypass the target. your fingers pressing into the flesh of one thigh, while your kisses travel further down the sensitive inside of the other. the mischievous glint in your narrowed eyes before you sink your teeth into his skin, pleasure and pain tying in a race all the way to his very nerve endings, the arch of his back, the whimper that eludes him. your tongue gently soothing the sting, a stark contrast to the menace of a smile that spans across your lips right after, revealing how badly you wanna hear him make that sound again.
he is snapped out of it with another kiss, eyes refocusing and locking with yours again.
“where did you just go?” you purr, knowingly.
“show me.”
tagging @madaqueue bc ILY you fuel my delusion <33
#AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH mara thank you SO MUCH for the ask <3333#i am sending u kisses#uni is kicking my ass so THIS was the sweetest distraction#noon’s.mailbox#loveliest.letters 💌#noon.writes#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru x you#gojo smut#(lmfao is this even smut idk)#gojo satoru headcanon#gojo satoru imagines#divider by cafekitsune
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i couldn’t tell you if there was any sane part of me there while i was making this
#everytime i think of wisconsin i smell velveeta mac and cheese#it’s gross#i still love him anyways though#even if he does smell like cheese and must#unwashed ass idfk LMFAO#illinois there too because i’d kiss him on his hot mouth#also because i’ve been in a huge wisconsin/illinois brainrot#so theres that#illinois one of my favorite states so i just /had/ to incorporate him into something#since im always talking about california and new york#how boring of me#lol#wttt illinois#wttsh illinois#wttt wisconsin#wttsh wisconsin#wttt#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#wttsh#ben brainard
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boy updates (need to start a tag for this lmao)
held hands with and kissed the cheek + got a forehead kiss from of the midwestern boy yesterday after a concert and him like. holding me the whole time + insisting we see each other tomorrow? Also the clear overtures he's repeatedly made of wanting something serious y'all I feel like I've literally stepped into a parallel universe
like. I need you to understand I have not dated in like. nearly four years and now here I am having met a cute man on accident on my birthday in real fucking life not on an app who is saying things like "is this teasing something I'm going to have to put up with for the rest of my life" and being open to plans a month in advance I physically cannot breathe what is HAPPENING
#I feel like I'm in a freefall I do not understand and also that cheek kiss took ALL of my effort and energy to even attempt#long gone are the days when I could make out with strangers I feel like I am mike wheeler level awkward right now HOLY#like. a SOLID number of the conversations we've had have been about out former relationships/partners which have been super comfortable#and like TALKING about sex (among a million other things) isn't an issue for us#but starting physical affection between two logical people? with my 100% sober AND highly anxious ass? EL OH EL#...thats a lot for some marie tags but. you're in it now lmao#the me tag#the midwest boy#<< his tag on here until further notice lmfao
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hi more drug question
I have been told many many times that using ecstasy will basically fry your seratonin receptors so that you will never be able to feel happy again unless you are using the drug. I am assuming now that this is false but I am curious now as to how false. Is it something that CAN happen if you take too much at once or too often, or is this just random Drug Scary misinformation
Also also since wellbutrin is not an SSRI does LSD work when you are on it or does it also cancel it out
lol that's kind of an extreme version of what I usually hear! you're right that basically the answer here is no. this comes from a couple different things. first is MDMA induced serotonin toxicity, and 2nd is something called "serotonin syndrome" which is a real thing that can happen, but it's really really hard to get like this. prepare for a very long answer lmfaooo
MDMA induced serotonin toxicity occurs when you take too high doses too frequently. MDMA IS slightly neurotoxic, but so are many prescription drugs so don't let that word freak you out too much! basically MDMA works by dumping large amounts of serotonin into your brain, hence why it's the happy/love drug lol. if you take too much too often, your brain will straight up run out of serotonin. obviously that's bad! it's not as simple as "never feeling happy again" but you will essentially have depression for a bit because of lack of serotonin (on its own, low serotonin levels following modest MDMA use is not damaging and resolves within a few days) but the real problem is that if you are on MDMA with depleted serotonin, your brain will continue releasing dopamine which will attach to the serotonin receptors and damage them. this is what can cause long term depression symptoms, the damaged serotonin receptors. ultimately your brain will heal this on its own unless for some reason I guess you keep taking it a lot (which would have no effect. when you take too much MDMA your brain just runs out of serotonin to dump so like. it just won't work lol)?? it can also be treated with the supplement NAC, which I would recommend taking any time you use MDMA because of this!
to sum up MDMA toxicity: it can happen but only if you're misusing it! it's generally recommended that you dont do much more than 1 dose every 3 months or so to make sure your brain has time to reset. research interactions with anything else you're using (prescription or not), take some NAC in the weeks following a dose, drink a lot of water, keep your body temperature regular because that can worsen it, and take some antioxidants like alpha lipoic acid and grape seed oil during/immediately after taking MDMA - it's when you come down that your brain is delicate and could use the protection. also this may sound counterintuitive but weed also has antioxidant properties, so smoking it as you come down helps a lot. also if you DO have MDMA toxicity taking more MDMA will not help u feel happy unfortunately it will just make it worse lol, your brain only has so much serotonin to give
now serotonin syndrome can happen with the misuse of any drug that works on serotonin including MAOIs, SSRIs, and SNRIs, usually by taking a VERY large dose (but some people are just extremely sensitive). it usually takes care of itself eventually, but the amount of time it takes and stuff is kinda hard to pin down bc it's REALLY misunderstood and tends to be overly self diagnosed. again this is like super super hard to do. you would have to take a MASSIVE dose or mix it with other serotonin affecting drugs (ESPECIALLY MAOIs. DO NOT MIX MDMA WITH MAOI ANTI DEPRESSANTS). like 5 times the normal dose at least probably (partner is currently trying to find some literature on it so he'll add that in the replies if he finds anything interesting). it will cause things like heightened anxiety and body temperature and can cause kidney problems or seizures if it's like really bad and untreated. but you'd feel REALLY bad before it got to that point, so in general like, if you take any type of drug and feel extremely bad after go to the doctor lol. mostly this will also just heal itself; your brain is pretty resilient! again usually if this does happen it's very minor. cases bad enough to require hospitalization are exceedingly rare
to give you an example of what these can look like, I have a friend who was given about 3-4 times a regular dose by a fucking piece of shit asshole she knows and, this part is crucial, it was mixed with a very large amount of alcohol AND acid (which can slightly increase the neurotoxicity. normally not a huge issue but becomes one in circumstances like this), AND coke; like she was blackout drunk and while not on a lot of acid or coke, this is just too many things to have in your body and brain at one time. the mixture of such a large amount different drugs caused her what I'm guessing was a mild case of both of these things at once. she experienced slightly worsened depression for about 6 months after, and actually had a mild stutter for almost a year. I made sure she took some NAC and other things that aid brain healing, and she didn't try molly again for a long time to be super sure she didn't overload her brain before it was ready. this is a pretty extreme case, and even with that she has fully recovered thankfully. do NOT EVER do drugs with someone you don't trust with your life. DO NOT EVER do drugs in doses you have not confirmed for yourself to be safe and DO NOT EVER mix drugs without finding out if it's safe!!! just as a small aside though: usually taking molly and acid at the same time is perfectly safe. in fact it's called a candy flip and I HIGHLY recommend it because it's fucking awesome. again, just make sure you are taking safe doses in a safe environment
OKAY now finally your specific question about Wellbutrin: I actually take Wellbutrin so I can answer this one from personal experience! Wellbutrin should not alter the effects of LSD in any way HOWEVER! both of these drugs lower your seizure threshold! I'm on the max dose of Wellbutrin (which is the max dose BECAUSE of seizure risk) so when I plan to drop acid I usually either skip my dose entirely that day or only take half depending on how much acid I'm planning to take. because of the way Wellbutrin works, this shouldn't cause you any problems as far as that goes. for me, not taking my Wellbutrin for a day mainly has the effect of making me more fatigued, and acid counteracts that really well by making me feel very awake/aware. if you don't want to skip or halve your dose though you can also take things that will RAISE your seizure threshold. so like I sometimes will smoke hemp because CBD actually will help with that. the risk here isn't huge either way especially if you have no history of seizures, but again if it's something you're concerned about you should be just fine skipping or lowering your dose for the day. acid usually lasts about 12 hours too so i personally don't even care about skipping the Wellbutrin that much because it basically does the same thing for me. I did take my full Wellbutrin dose the last couple times I've done acid though because I was taking a very small amount of acid (about half a tab)
in summation lol sort of TLDR I generally would recommend MDMA for recreational use because the risks of damage are low and it's safe if you are safe about it. and it's honestly just a really fun one! the only negative effect I've ever felt is some emotional and physical fatigue the following day, and this is largely because of how emotional and energetic you are on it. I just make sure to have the next day off to lay around and listen to music :)
taking it with a partner or loved one will give you an especially beautiful experience, as MDMA has been proven to facilitate extremely open emotional conversations. in fact, when MDMA was first synthesized it's primary use was in psychotherapy! research was shut down during the war on drugs, but in recent studies it's demonstrated amazing abilities to treat and even straight up CURE disorders like PTSD. for a personal anecdote, my partner actually completely fucking cured his alcoholism on a combo of MDMA and whippets (nitrous oxide) lmfao. like dude straight up went from getting black out drunk multiple nights a week to drinking nothing for the past year and a half without any other treatment program. LSD has been proven to have similar incredible results with treating and curing things like depression, anxiety, PTSD and addiction and is also a very fun and very safe one.
sorry to reiterate for the billionth time lol but it's important: these drugs are safe and fun if you make sure they're safe and fun! do your research and never use in an unfamiliar environment with people you wouldn't trust in an emergency! also I know this sounds like a lot, but remember I'm giving you like the absolute safest possible practices and emphasizing sort of over cautiousness because I think it's always better to be too safe. I've taken molly without nac and I've taken kinda big doses a little closer together than I should have without any problems. there's a bit of flexibility to these guidelines, but it's always better to think of them as being rigid so you don't end up too far in the other direction. like I've said it's really really hard to do actual damage that would last more than like a day or 2 max. most of the time you'll just be sleepy the next day from all the dancing so it's nice to do it on a day 1 of a weekend. also it only lasts like a couple of hours lol so it's not your whole day or anything!
#sorry this took me like a fucking hour i kept having to check myself w my partner + google to make sure i wasnt talking out of my ass lmfao#im sure ill be rereading and editing it for the next hour as well#damn just spent like another half hour#hope this is thorough enough for ya ajdbsjhdkshdkshs#on a tangentially related note: ive been weaning myself off of my SNRI (venlafaxine/effexor) bc it didnt help at all#and made my nails extremely brittle ????? like so bad they were constantly breaking to the quick and making me bleed#so pretty soon ill be able to do acid and molly again. sweet blessed molly how ive missed you#cant believe i forgot to mention this but as another personal mdma anecdote: my partner and i started dating while candy flipping#hed been staying at my house for like 4 months at that point but we hadnt really talked about like. relationship definitions#and I was EXTREMELY nervous bc id never even like kissed someone fr before him#but the acid and ESPECIALLY the molly made talking about our feelings with each other really easy and safe feeling#we do it every once in a while as like a poor mans couples therapy lmfao. its much easier to be open and honest and vulnerable#while crucially taking down the defensive wall that can cause you to lash out and stuff#highly recommend 👍#wtiting a book called the couple that rolls together stays together. its about doing molly but also skateboarding#drug ed#i cant stop adding to this post im sorry
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I wanna request Tai carrying baby Genya in a baby sling, strapped around the chest. Because Gen-yes you can.
Little did you know, he gets his hairline and lust for watermelon from his hard-working single father (me). He once had my eyebrows as well, but the wild beasts got to him just minutes after he was born ... we don't talk about that.
#coffee break#tai talks#anonymous#Okay to rb if u want!!#PLEASE MORE REQUESTS LIKE THIS LMFAO THIS MADE MY NIGHT thank you THANK YOU#Genya shinazugawa#I feel kinda bad but .. im gonna put this in his tag. i want people to see the little guy#I love this boy so much you have no idea. im kissing him a million times on his big ass head#i might srb this a couple times so sorry in advance. brings me a lot of comfort <3
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Boss makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why I draw Mitsuru on company time
#pidgeonrambles#not even really true since I work for a school district and not a company but Lmfao#but I am in fact drawing Mitsuru while on the clock.#what are they gonna do. fire me???? they are desperate for subs so like who give a shit#honestly outside of anything that endangers the kids I should do whatever the fuck I want#no pay until late October…. what a fucking joke#kiss my ass! it’s a good thing I still live at home cause otherwise I would be completely fucked!
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karlach when she chose our first kiss to be the same day I drank auntie ethel’s dead body wellwater
#I forgot and drank it twice too so I had the nauseated effect LMFAO#yeah I had to persuade her for the kiss but she was tryna do SOMETHING crawling up in my bedroll let’s be real….freaky ass#sorry girlie…😝🤢🧟♂️#bg3
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#personal#weird ass dream i had last night....#i went to see baby [redacted] live for some reason. and my whole family is there too#i was younger too... maybe around 16? i mean the timeline doesn't make sense either#the youngest of them is like 9 years older than me. but that's how dreams work man#and they were singing shit. [redacted] and [redacted] close to each other and getting really into it#and then they just start making out and i throw a sly glance at my dad because boy oh boy#he's got this resilient look in the face like he's putting up with it for my sake and i was a bit baffled#like. this is beyond being gay as shit it's also [redacted]#at some point i just join them too.... they were close enough. not a lot of people in the crowd#i do it and it's not like hot or indulgent. it's just a way to placate just how fucking weird it seems lmfao#anyways this all came back to me because i was just listening to [redacted] and that's what they were singing on the dream#[redacted] got the bb5 and the ab5 of the climax and i was like oh. i didn't know you could do that...?#tenors make the world go round it's true#(you can put two and two together with enough info. i believe in you)#i also realize this is because White Guy mentioned three-way kisses at work. don't ask about context it's NOT interesting lol#hey more tags this is actually the second dream i have of them doing this kinda shit#except the other one was way funner and i was actually like 15 years old#i was one of them and trying to kill the other by seducing him#i also told that dream on my philosophy class on junior year because i was a fucking unhinged teenager
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Ok what I'm saying is. It undeniably fucks you up in a pretty distinct way when the same hand that beat you later hugs you and holds you. and vice versa
#like i unironically almost wish my mother just hated me 100% and never hugged me or kissed me ever#instead of this inconsistent ass bullshit#perhaps im wrong but i almost feel id be a bit less fucked up.#or that at the very least id be able to actually cut her off and not look back.#but even with that and all the mental and emotional abuse on top of that i cant do that in good conscience#bc she was and is good to me sometimes#doesnt help that since im an adult and she has slightly less power over me shes not as bad as when i was a kid#so she just fucking. gaslights me about my childhood bullshit all the time lmfao ''oh i never did that youre crazy''#fun!
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finished 13 era rewatch. jesus fucking christ
#I FORGOT THEY GOT IAN THAT WAS SO COOL....#but anyway oh my GODDD#i got to relive all the emotions i had when i watched it the first time including the moment i realised they wouldn't kiss#absolutely miserable. also rly funny how much i care abt 14 regularly coz both when#I originally watched this and rewatching it now i cant care abt him at ALLLL#and the first time i didnt even know tennant was abt to appear but i#got over the surprise in like 2 seconds coz i was so sad and mad abt 13 I couldn't focus on anything else LMFAO#who caressssss about his gay ass my girl just DIED. SHE'S DEAD. MY GOD#whatevet I'll make a normal post abt this probably#doctor who#dw lb
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trend on insta talking about yours or your partners "beige flags" which is just like. not good or bad things u do. but sometimes I see the GREENEST flag marked as a beige flag and ???? "my boyfriends beige flag is he sets his alarm 30 minutes early so we can cuddle every morning" girl the flag is neon green????
#my beige flag is i ask my bf for a kiss and blow air into his mouth instead#my bfs beige flsg is he likes to drum oit the mario theme on my stomach or ass#lmfao#ratt squeaks
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@chaoslulled said: “In any conflict between positive and negative energy, the negative always prevails! Look at human history! Look at me!” (from Klaus)
“Not to nitpick here, Klaus, but I’m not so sure I would call this prevailing, exactly,” Five leans against the whitewashed doorframe to his brother’s bedroom with an arched brow and a quick sip from the coffee cup clutched in his hand. “Seeing as you’re currently lying facedown on the floor, and everything.”
After a moment, he pushes off the frame and steps a little farther into the room to drop down in a crouch beside Klaus. “So, can I ask what prompted you to give your carpet an extended French kiss today?”
#please let me know if this doesn't work for you!! all the dialogue just popped in my head fully formed so i ran with it lol#also i am kissing you on the lips rn for sending me starters from the shit-ass movie that shaped me in seventh grade lmfao#chaoslulled#HERE'S YOUR QUID PRO QUO ; ( answered )
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jokes on my coworker for being a massive piece of shit to me because im filling out applications as we speak
#u think your swamped NOW? just wait lmfao#i literally drove home yesterday through the worst recorded flash flood in south floridas history#my car got fucked and is in repair#and she called me lazy for WORKING FROM HOME#literally kiss my ass im out#tbd
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heyy pssssst pro fucking tip Ancient Rome is not modern Italy <3
#saw a ridiculous take in a tag#'depressed? eat garlic bread' first off kiss my ass lmfao#also a fictional nation based on RUSSIA and Ancient Rome is not Italy#modern day Italy as a country is also a very last 200 years invention
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