#kip speaks

[bittermedicine]

do you think evbo being the only noob to rank up was like parkour 9/11 for everyone who wished on his downfall

[blaccademic]

i fuckin love writing. it really is like showering: hard to start, hard to stop, & i should definitely do it more often.

[mjfass]

Kip?

[void-detective]

THERE'S MY HUSBAND STIRRING UP DRAMA FOR THE YOUNG (MOSTLY) FATHERLESS TALENT

[the-kipsabian]

[iidolomantis]

Mass Extinction Events Ranked By How Hot They Are

in my biology class earlier today the five mass extinction events were brought up, and i had to refrain from clapping and cheering. this is a list curated on passion.

DISCLAIMER: extinction events are not bad. extinction is, in most cases, a completely normal, morally-neutral evolutionary thing that just happens. human-accelerated extinction is not great, but background extinction is a process that is always happening. every mass extinction event in the past was necessary for life to get where it is today. please don’t get weird on my post. i just think it’s neat.

6. The Holocene Extinction - Right Now - TBA* - Habitat loss, overhunting, climate change boring. L. only extinction event caused by a single species (us). really just unoriginal. we’re not even directly killing most of them we’re just speeding up the background extinction rates. no pizzazz, no style. 0/10.

5. The Late Devonian Extinction - 372 mya - 70% of all species - Unknown this one is low for two reasons: one, we’re still trying to figure out what actually happened to explain the rapid drop in biodiversity, and while some people might find ambiguity attractive, i prefer honesty and emotional vulnerability. two, it was pretty centered on the oceans alone, and i want a little bit of flexibility, y’know? expand your range. i know you have potential. 3/10.

4. The Triassic-Jurassic Extinction - 201mya - 76% of all species - Volcanic eruptions leading to global warming and acidic oceans there’s been some debate about the cause of this one, but general scientific consensus agrees that those dastardly volcanoes are to blame. i’ll admit, i hold some fondness for this one just because it was kinda what allowed dinosaurs, crocodylomorphs, and pterosaurs to become top dog in the ages following. the whole ‘volcanic wasteland’ thing is also just a classic, though it loses some points for just doing the same thing but worse as its immediate predecessor (see no.2). some originality would be nice. 5/10.

3. The Ordovician-Silurian Extinction - 445 mya - 85% of all species - Rapid successive climate changes hey, this one’s for all the gilf lovers out there. this one is old, and while it would actually be more accurate to say 85% of all marine species, that’s just because most complex life hadn’t even gotten to land just yet. it’s also a little on the mysterious side. we know glaciation (leading to an ice age) caused the initial event, but what caused the glaciation? it’s trying to open up, but there are some skeletons in the closet. could be hot! 7/10.

2. The Permian-Triassic Extinction (aka the Great Dying) - 252mya - 90% of all species - Volcanic eruptions leading to global warming, toxic atmosphere, and sulfurous oceans for this one, i gotta give points on the name alone, y’know? i WISH that was my highschool nickname. also massive points just for being the biggest. i mean, 57% of all biological families. 81% of all marine species and 70% of terrestrial vertebrates… kind of an overachiever! hot! the OG world-ending volcanic wasteland. 9/10.

1. The Cretaceous-Paleocene Extinction (aka the K-pg extinction) - 66mya - 75% of all species - Asteroid impact followed by nuclear winter and volcanic eruptions you know her. you love her. that’s right, coming in at number one is THE ASTEROID THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS**, BABEYYYYYY!!!! this one might not have been the biggest or most devastating, but you CANNOT deny the style of it. a rock bigger than mount everest, faster than a bullet, streaking in from the heavens? i can only hope whatever eventually takes us humans out has half as much flair. 10/10.

*we’re still in the predictions phase of actual numbers for this one, but current estimates put us at driving extinction rates up to 1000x faster than the norm since 1900, and 1 million out of 8 million species is currently threatened with extinction. bad!

**non-avian dinosaurs, specifically. birds are dinosaurs and doing just fine, mostly, except for the asterisk just above this one. um.

[shittyutmv]

Hi i like your arts and i really want to know did you have Twitter/X ??

hiya!!! i made one in tandem to this account, but I realized pretty fast that not only was twitter Really Spooky, the ask system I relied on here didn’t translate very well over there.

the account’s still up under the same username, but I don’t post there anymore. sorry for any inconvenience! : )

[wrestlezon]

does anyone have a document or a list (with dates/citations/etc) following along with the toni storm and mariah may thing from the start by any chance? or do i gotta just start ctrl+f-ing through f4wonline aew results to track it down

[iphigeniacomplex]

many of you discuss psychoanalysis & psychoanalytic figures but i know none of you actually care about it because i have NEVER in my LIFE seen a freud/jung shipping community

[definitelynotshouting]

first impression: hello friend! new friend! nice friend! likes my writing! im so excited theyre in my server :) im so happy they invited me to theirs :) hope i can take them with me to the new writing server im joining :)

current impression: blood brother. we bandage each others wounds after another earth-shaking battle. we crack jokes over rations with the rest of the brigade, laughter a balming veneer over the explosions still ringing in our ears. the war is not over yet. i would kill for you. i *will* kill for you. outside of this metaphor, though, that is illegal. i send you a spotify link instead

[inactivegaz]

lost abt 15 hours of my alystin playthrough bc when i deleted all but recent save, it deleted my whole campaign on my ps5 and all i have is the backed-up save from the 14th!!! of november on my pc. i'm ill.

[bittermedicine]

watching pvp civilization this is fire

[charseraph]

🔊

Oh this is a silly one. I love the twanky sound of the kick starting at 0:45, and the halting rhythm at 0:58, I’ve never heard another hardstyle song use it.

[mjfass]

Kip Sabian is just so jealous that Christian adopted Nick but doesn’t want to adopt him.

[void-detective]

Wait so was kip running cause Christian caught him trying to talk to Nick again cause

[the-kipsabian]