#kinky-linky

[aztecbrujeria]

Link Dick Analysis (EnBabe):

TW: Dick analysis…Link is EnBy…it’s about dick…what else do you want…also before anyone says some bullshit…I’m as old the zelda franchise so FUCK OFF!

They are an uncut king. A switch. Whole heartedly with my chest believe they are an NBabe.

Link, a short king/queen/they, his dick isn’t super long he’s perfect at 6.8-7 inches erect, soft he’s 6.6 in length.

They GIRTHY AS FUCK!! This NB has a monstrous girth at 5.89 circumference in the middle and tapers to fit in snug at the base. (According to le Google the biggest record is 8 inches circumference).

When their foreskin pulls back the head is angled perfectly to psych you out that it’ll fit in one go, however you quickly learn why they eat the kitty or ass with fervor to get you ready to take them.

They have heavy, they perfectly fit in the palm of your hand, balls…like the perfectly round apples. They will be absolutely wrecked and whine like a bitch in heat when you suck on their dick and play with their balls. The moment you put them in your mouth their legs shake.

It turns a dark purple almost when they are as hard as they’re gonna get when you edge them after a fight til orgasmic ruin.

They have a pretty dick, this fucker has a gorgeous dick. You always look at it and your mouth waters cuz you want it in your throat.

It stands erect and slightly curved toward their navel. One large vein underneath follows the seam of their balls. And the veins are gloriously ridged to make you feel every one inside.

Their dick is more tan than the rest of them nestled in a blonde bush that gives way to the happy trail you like to fluff. It’s in ancient times there’s no trimming but somehow you never end up with their hair in your mouth.

You have to remind them to take a bath in the River based on how hard they’ve worked that day…Nbabe is a gremlin.

They love when they’re super clean and you take your tongue to play inside their foreskin…that is all!!

That’s all I got I can add more if you want.

[linksbitch]

I’d rather take my whiskey….

[kyonkyonson]

You should've been rolling your eyes at "only saw the abridged version, too.

Woke Goggles™ strike again.

Also, he really set himself up with that movie list. Hoo boy.

Like, I knew the trap I set was not going to work out for him. And it was extra fun how confident he was with "I dunno" and "need more." All while setting me up for the spike with an oversized beach ball.

[waifufoxxx]

I love flashing people driving by during my morning jog just to see how distracted they get! What would you do if you saw me?

--- If you're bored or frisky, feel free to check out my "kinky linkies!" 😈💜

[pavlovianfuckery]

this is where i'd put my frankenstein joke IF I HAD ONE

MASTERLIST

if he wasn't so much fun we would not be having this problem, but alas he's just an all around delight, so ig i'm welcome and you're sorry

linky for the ao3-ly inclined: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56915101

3.6k of e-stim stuff and banter under the cut, you all know the drill, minors fuck all the way off etc etc

You can hear his annoyed grumbling as you round the corner, so rather than walk in as you had originally planned you stay back, watching through a crack in the door. The yellow light of the desk lamp lends a warmth to his skin, making him look almost alive as he rakes a hand through his hair. He makes an annoyed face at the laptop screen and for a minute you think he hasn't noticed you yet.

"Are you just gonna stand there and stare, or...?"

That's as close to an invitation that you're going to get so you step into the office, closing the heavy door behind you.

"Feel like taking a break?" Stepping behind the desk, you run your hands over his tense shoulders. Maybe your little scheme has decent timing, after all.

"It's a very tempting offer, but as you can see," he gestures to the stack of papers, piled high on the corner of the desk, then rubs his hands across his face, "I've kind of got a lot on my plate at the moment, doll. Rain check?"

"You're no fun," you pout. "Can't you come by my place after?" Leaning forward, you whisper in his ear in a sing-song voice, "I'll make it worth your while..." When he hesitates, you press a quick kiss to the nape of his neck, his pale hair tickling the tip of your nose as you pull his scent deep into your lungs. "You won't have to do any of the work, scouts honour."

He pulls away and looks over his shoulder at you, brow raised. "Since when were you ever a scout?"

"Since I was hoping that you'd be my guinea pig for an hour? Two, tops."

"You're not exactly selling it."

"It might be a little kinky..." You waggle your eyebrows at him, "You sure you're not at least a little curious?"

"Well, when you put it like that," he slaps the laptop closed and spins the chair around, grabbing your hips and pulling you closer. "I might be able to spare just an hour, if it's urgent."

"It really is."

⁂

He lets you lead him to the bedroom, and it should be nothing. It's not like you could actually hurt him even if you wanted to, but it almost feels like something approaching trust all the same, gossamer thin though it might be. It makes your heart skip a beat when you reach for his hand, and he doesn't shake it off. ‘It's nothing’, you keep telling yourself. For your sanity if nothing else, it needs to be nothing.

There's something almost endearing about the way he toes off his shoes and folds himself into a tailor sit on top of the covers. He stands out like an ink blot on your bed, all blacks and greys against the worn out coverlet with its faded flowers.

"You look good in my bed, you know." Sitting down next to him, you card your fingers through his hair, nails gently scratching his scalp.

"So, is stroking my ego part of your little experiment, or...?" He leans into your touch with a lopsided grin.

"No, but you can consider it bonus content, if you like."

"What if I've got something else for you to stroke?" He looks up at you through lowered lashes, probably aiming for coquettish but ending up closer to a leer.

"Funny you should say that, actually..."

"And here I thought we were a bit past hand stuff," he frowns, "have I severely overestimated our relationship here, or...?"

"The fucking cheek of you," you swat at his arm playfully and try not to dwell on the word ‘relationship’,"one of these days that mouth is going to get you in trouble."

"That a threat or a promise?" He leans in close and the look on his face is almost serious, making your stomach twist in knots.

"Could be both," you shrug, not meeting his eyes,"Keep teasing me and you might find out. But for now, just stay put." When he opens his mouth to no doubt argue, you put a finger to his lips. "Shut." And he doesn't say anything. What he does is smile and run the tip of his tongue over the pad of your finger in the most lewd way possible, staring you down the entire time. "You're just trying to wriggle out of being my obedient little guinea pig," you reluctantly pull away from his mouth,"aren't you?"

"You neglected to tell me the obedient part." Now it's his turn to pout, though it's not exactly convincing. "So what are you going to do, now that you've lured me here under false pretences?"

"If you can behave for more than seconds at a time, I'll show you." You lean over the side of the bed, feeling around for the storage box that you keep there. The box itself is easy enough to find, but the particular bag you have in mind, not so much.

"Who says I can't behave?" Whatever point he's trying to make goes up in smoke, because the words are barely out of his mouth before you can feel his hands cupping your ass, making you roll your eyes, not that he sees it. Finally managing to grab the bag you were looking for, you pull it up on the bed. You have a sneaking suspicion that he's never done as he's been told in his life, but rather than mentioning that you open the bag, sorting through the contents.

"I see you weren't kidding about turning me into a science experiment," he sniffs, picking the power box up and turning it in his hands. When it doesn't seem to contain any clues, he puts it back down.

"How about a deal?" You plug everything in, checking the connections as you go. "If you don't have a good time, I'll let you have your wicked way with me, however you want."

"That deal would probably work better if I wasn't already doing that on a semi-regular basis," he chuckles, shrugging his jacket off,"but I'll play."

"You're such a good sport, in fact that's one of the many things I like about you."

"Oh, so you like me, do you?" He uncrosses his legs and leans in close,"you like me," he continues in a sing-song voice, eyes flicking to your lips with a self-satisfied smile.

"How could I not? " You slide a finger under the hem of his t-shirt, making the soft fabric ride up, "you're not only good-looking, but so humble, too."

"And you're still into it," he grins and twists a strand of your hair between his fingers and gives it a soft tug, "I can tell."

His thin lips are still curved into a smile when he kisses you, perhaps even a shade softer than you'd been expecting. It makes your heart flutter against your ribcage in a futile little dance that keeps going even after you pull away.

"As much as I enjoy kissing you, that wasn't all I had planned for tonight, actually." You hook your hand in the tight waistband of his jeans and pull, "these are probably going to have to go."

"'Probably'?" The puzzled face he pulls has no right to be adorable, and yet.

"I mean, my plans did involve your cock, so..."

"Did they, now? Guess you better take them off, then."

While the thought of unwrapping him like a gift doesn't lack appeal, it's not exactly practical. The button pops open easily enough and the zipper slides open without a fight too, but that's about it.

"You could give me a hand, you know," grumbling as you get started on peeling the tight denim down.

"You did say this was an 'experiment', right?" He lifts his hips off the bed, apparently the only assistance he can be bothered with."If I interfere too much it might skew the results. Besides, maybe I like watching you struggle. "

"Somehow that doesn't surprise me." You manage to get the jeans down his thighs, but only barely. "You know what?" You throw your hands up in defeat, leaving the thick fabric bunched around his knees. Pulling his boxers down as well, you decide to leave him like that for now. At least he won't be able to run off in case this doesn't work out. "I can work with this, I think."

"Not sure if I should feel insulted or flattered, here." He leans back on his elbows, watching you.

"You could be a bit more cooperative, you know." You stick one of the adhesive pads down on the top of your wrist, making sure that it's secure.

"But making you work for it is much more fun," he pauses, then goes on to add, "for me, anyway."

There are a few places you could stick the second pad, but in the end you settle for about an inch above the base of his cock.

"So..." you settle in next to him, sliding your wired up hand around his length, making sure to get as much contact as possible. He's lovely and smooth in your hand as you stroke him, keeping the touch light. "Let's give this a try, see if it'll do anything."

It's simple to operate the box one-handed, so you turn it on and set it to a constant channel, then slowly start turning up the power. "Let me know when you can feel it." Increasing the power one level at a time, you lean in for a kiss. The way he licks into your mouth is eager, bordering on impatient as he pushes his hardening cock against your hand.

"Try to stay still," you warn, trying not to giggle, "if I slip I might zap you, and I don't think that'd be much fun for either of us."

As it turns out, he actually can do as he's told, because his hips still almost immediately. Not sure how, or even if, this will work since he's not precisely alive, you keep pressing the + button every few seconds.

"That tingles," he gasps and buries his face in the crook of your neck with a breathy little laugh, "what is that?"

"You like it?" For a minute you just hold him, letting him twitch against your buzzing palm.

"Jury's still out, but..." he trails off as you slide your thumb over the tip of his cock, changing the path of the current. While waiting for him to make up his mind, you keep doing it, feeling him get wetter with every swipe. Back and forth, back and forth, not trying to rush.

"That's," he shivers, voice catching, "oh, that's good."

That's a decent result, considering how you weren't sure if it would work at all.

"Good enough that I can try something else?" While this had started out as a go-with-the-flow kind of thing, you had a pretty good idea of what you really wanted to do.

"In a minute, just...don't stop, not yet." It's not exactly begging as he lays next to you, but it'll do. And it's hard to resist when he asks so nicely. Besides, it gives you a bit of time to 'experiment', even if it's just an excuse to get to touch him some more. Sliding your hand over his shaft in a twisting motion seems to work pretty well for a start, because he keeps straining against the bunched up fabric trapping his legs and making encouraging little noises that go straight to your core. Careful not to lose contact completely, you slide just the tips of your fingers over him, the reduced area making the stimulation skyrocket.

"Still good?" When he doesn't respond you let go of him almost completely, leaving just the pad of one finger still touching him, rubbing across his slit. You can almost see the current shooting straight down his cock and if he was alive it might have been pretty uncomfortable, but if his reaction is anything to go by his every nerve-ending is lighting up like a christmas tree. "Hmm?"

"Fuck," he grits out, shivering again."That's intense, you should probably..."He frowns, biting his lip, "yeah, you gotta stop, or I'm..."

Rather than cutting the evening short you turn the power off.

"I'm just going to," you reach over and peel the pad off of him, "get that. You good?"

"Just give me a minute, doll. " For a moment he just lays there, sucking down air he doesn't really need, and then he laughs. "You didn't have to take it off, you know."

"It's fine, I mostly wanted to see if it would even work on you." Removing your own pad, you slide the hand up his shirt, resting it on his chest. You can feel his heart thump-thumping against your palm, maybe even getting close to 20 beats per minute. "I have other plans for you, if you're up for it."

"What kind of plans?" He looks pretty silly like this, pants around his knees and hair standing on end. He doesn't seem to really care, but he finally kicks jeans off, discarding them on the floor.

"Wait and see." You rummage through the bag, gathering up the bits and pieces you're going to need. Not everything you pick up gets his stamp of approval, though.

"Condoms, really?" He huffs and makes a grimace of distaste.

"Give me a chance here, will you? This'll be good, I promise." He doesn't seem convinced but he lets it be, for now. "I need to do a bit of setting up for this, think you can be patient with me for a minute?"

"Are you saying that I'm not usually?" He watches as you snap on a pair of nitrile gloves and get to work on straightening out the cables that keep wanting to tangle, ignoring his blatant fishing. Picking up a partly insulated rubber ring, you give it a little wave in the air.

"Does your generous mood extend to this, or am I pushing my luck here?"

"Obedient guinea pig, remember?" He spreads his legs, offering himself up and nearly making you blush, "knock yourself out." The stretchy ring goes over him fairly easily, but he still gives a little hiss as you slide it over his balls. "Careful with the goods, there."

"I think you'll live." After making sure it's nice and snug, you scoot back to the edge of the bed. "This will be easier if you sit here, actually."

For once he doesn't question you, swinging his bare legs over the edge of the bed.

"Good boy." You kiss the corner of his mouth, then get back to work.

The look on his face as you drop to your knees between his legs is nothing short of indecent.

"Now this, I really like," he drawls,"you look good on your knees."

"Keep the flattery coming and who knows, maybe I'll get on my knees for you more often." The flattery is actually entirely optional, but he doesn't need to know that. The pale skin of his thighs is very tempting, and you can't quite resist the urge to press a few kisses to each side as you set the rest up. The new pad is a bit smaller and slimmer, making it easy to stick it down on top of his cock right behind the head, but when you rip the foil packaging open and get the condom out, he pulls a face again.

"What do you even need that for?" He even has the gall to roll his eyes at you, "It's not like I can knock you up."

"That's true," You nod, get a pair of scissors out and snip the tip of the condom off," but without it, this will be like french kissing a bug zapper, so if it's all the same to you..."

"Alright, I think I get where you're going with this." He lets you roll the offending rubber over him, double checking as you go that everything is connected properly.

"Just a few dabs of this and we should be good to go." Grabbing the bottle of conductive gel you dispense a decent sized blob and apply it under the open part of the ring, making sure there are no dry spots. "Now, let's see..." You turn the box back on and set it to a rolling wave pattern, slowly increasing the power. "I don't want to turn this up too high, so..."

It only takes a few more button presses for his cock to stir, throbbing slightly in time to the ebb and flow of the current.

"Huh," he squirms a bit, fidgeting. "That's different."

"Good different or bad different?" You turn the power up a few more levels and slide your free hand around his cock, giving it a gentle squeeze before cupping his balls, covering the exposed part of the ring with a gloved finger just in case. He watches you with heavy-lidded eyes as you run your lips over his leaking tip. "I want to suck you like this," you bat your eyelashes up at him innocently, enjoying the way his eyes go dark at the words. "Can I?"

"You don't need to ask for permission, you know." His knees spread just a fraction wider, his full attention fixed on your lips.

"You like it when I do, though." It's very distracting to have his cock bobbing right in front of your face like this.

"Guilty as charged."

It's a bit different, giving him head like this. Not that it's usually a chore, far from it, but with the machine doing a lot of the work you're free to just enjoy the way he twitches and throbs between your lips. Gently swirling your tongue over the exposed head has him groaning, tangling a hand in your hair.

You're not delusional enough to think that you might get anything like a 'please' out of him but the noises he's making are almost as good, and with one hand on the controls it's easy to keep him squirming until you decide to stop. Not that that's going to happen anytime soon because he looks delicious like this, knuckles white as he grips the covers and just barely stopping himself from thrusting all the way down your throat. It's a dizzying feeling, being able to reduce him to this desperate thing, his usual tight control slowly crumbling as you bring him closer and closer to the edge. When you slide your tongue against the sensitive underside of his tip and give him a few slow sucks, the sound falling from his slack mouth can only generously be called anything other than a whimper.

"Keep doing that, fuck..." His head falls back, the pale column of his neck almost too lovely as he gives a throaty little laugh, sliding a hand around the back of your head. "Don't stop," he moans, "don't you fucking dare."

His grip is soft enough that you could probably pull away if you wanted, but the point of this isn't to leave him hanging, at least not any more than you already have. Not that he's ever been anything close to shy with you, but when he pulses on your tongue and finally spills it might be the most noise you've ever heard him make, or close to it. The way he floods your mouth has you struggling not to choke and for a few moments you're stuck between turning the power off and having to focus on swallowing fast enough to keep up.

In the end you don't quite manage either, leaving you with come dripping down your chin and him trembling from over-stimulation, his legs nearly snapping together like a steel trap. Then he's pushing you away, back arching off the bed, and for a minute you consider leaving the machine on for just a little while longer. But ultimately you decide against it and cut the power, leaving him splayed out on the covers. Removing everything is a delicate affair as he shivers under your touch, but too sated to move yet.

Watching him come down you try to clean yourself up a bit, and you think that there is possibly something to be said about self respect, or perhaps your apparent lack of it. You had known from the start that getting involved with him in any way was a terrible idea and that it would end in tears, at least on your part. But that doesn't mean it's any easier to resist, especially when he's stretched out next to you all spent and relaxed. Vulnerable. Even though you know damn well that all of this is nothing, means less than nothing, your heart still swells until it feels like you might choke on that, too. It's a melting, humiliating thing, but if he'd ask you'd let him crack your ribcage open and lick it out of you like so much molten marrow.

"Not that this wasn't fun, but," he rakes a hand through his hair, oblivious. Or maybe not, who knows. "I should probably get back to work."

"Yeah, probably." He's always quick at getting dressed at your place, so fast that he could probably teach a class on how to slip into skinny jeans in under ten seconds. It would maybe be funnier if he wasn't nearly always so eager to leave. Rather than wallowing in self-pity, you busy yourself with tidying up, tossing the relevant things into a 'to clean' pile. "I'll see you later?"

"Sure," he grabs his jacket and then he's swanning out the door, calling over his shoulder, "I'll call you."

[missamyrisa2]

miss amy i just woke up and i need to tell you about the hottest night of my life - TRUE STORY

so. me and my three best friends (we're four girls) went out and met a really cute guy at a club. he seemed very much down for anything and we partied for a bit before went back to my place and he came along. now we're a kinky bunch, we like to do sessions together and are pretty much a group of fwb.

we got to know each other for a bit, played some games and it was all fun and then we started talking about that kind of stuff and we told him about the tickling thing and he was like. really into it.

so we tied him and one of my friends up naked and then i had the privilege of absolutely wrecking her and making hee gigglecum all over the place while the other watched. and one of my friends was very gently tickling his armpits which got him moaning in no time and the other way just softly stroking a feather over his tip, sometimes she would just swivel it through the air until he was begging for her to use it. he came so hard and he was so sweet, i'm really happy that we made a new friend but also it was so hot

I am soooo sorry I kept this hotttt story to myself for a little while when it needs to be shared ~<33

I don't know if I'd call myself super duper kinky linky buttttt I have to admit the idea of someone watching others getting tickled is just mmmh ~ sooo sexy to me. Like whether it's the thought of me getting tickled while an audience observes or me being the smirking giggling observer~ that's just suchhh a lovely hott layer atop the tingle pile~<3

[fanwork-exchange-promos]

Tokusatsu: New Tokusatsu Kink Meme is Now Open!

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linky

Link:

tokukinkmeme This kink meme is open to all tokusatsu. Either it be Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, Ultraman, Godzilla, Garo, Power Rangers, etc. If it is a tokusatsu, it qualifies to be prompted and filled for in this meme. Go ham, and have some kinky fun! Anon is on, and IP logging is off. More information on how this meme works can be found in the Rules, Info, & Mod Contact sticky post, which is linked below. Rules, Info, & Mod Contact | Prompt Post | Ao3 Collection | SquidgeWorld Collection

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[casperghosty]

I've had the same freakout over this episode. What the fuck was even going on??

also Rhett totally wanted to secretly touch Limk so he put his thumb up his sleeve but of course Link had to call that ouf 🙄.

this was so fucking kinky and I need more Little!Link fics based on this

Y’ALL. I STG. 

This ep starts off just like “ah yes semper curiosis we are science-y boys who like science-y things so we’re going to test–” 

Uhm…well, alright, that’s one way of putting it I suppose…

Link surrendering easily too was just…A LOT OKAY.

Awww the journey of Link’s facial expressions when Rhett said he knows Link “very very well” ;-;

Rhett was very dominant demanding hot ‘n bossy insistent here…and also LIKE…

LET ME TAKE THIS ENTIRE EPISODE TO FEED YOU AND BABY YOU WHILE I TALK TO YOU IN A SOFT VOICE AND BARELY MANAGE TO AVOID BABY TALKING TO YOU (EXCEPT FOR CALLING YOU “LINKY” AND REFERRING TO YOU IN THE THIRD PERSON). 

LIKE.  SIR. 

SIR. 

SHOULD I EVEN BE WITNESSING THIS?!?!

So then later, Rhett is reminding Link of a positive memory of Link in a soccer game (which I believe Rhett regularly attended to support Link despite not playing himself?) and of course has to clarify that HE is Link’s best friend but also that he wasn’t the ONLY one of Link’s friends there…

Then, Rhett is helping Link to recall a memory of a time when Link was a teenager that he may have previously wanted a redo for (a girl hinting to Link that she wanted to make out with him but Link being entirely oblivious) which is…interesting enough on it’s own but like…

(and my screenshots got cut off here but like) HIS VOICE SEEMS TO DROP AND EVEN GET BREATHY AT CERTAIN POINTS AS HE PAINTS A DETAILED RECOLLECTION FOR LINK?!?! LIKE I JUST…THE IMPLICATIONS THAT HE COULD WALK LINK THROUGH CURRRENT ADULT SCENARIOS WITH…I JUST…

HE INTENDS FOR LINK TO ACT LIKE HE IS KISSING THIS MYSTERY FOOD WHILE HE LEANS TOWARDS HIM LIKE THIS LIKE WTF. WTF. 

OH JUST A LITTLE BIT WEIRD HUH?!!?

If you were expecting things to calm down a bit after this, THINK AGAIN.

…

INTERESTING WORD CHOICE TO SAY THE LEAST. 

You mean the thing best friends give to their best friends but aren’t supposed to enjoy?

…wait…WAIT…YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ENJOY A MASSAGE FROM YOUR BEST FRIEND BUT YOU’RE GOING TO MASSAGE HIM WHILE ASKING HIM TO PICTURE IN HIS MIND A TIME WHEN HE TOLD YOU HE GOT A BONE ER DURING A MASSAGE?!?!?!?!?!?!? LIKE?!?!!? EXCUSE ME?!?!?!? (I think Stevie may have even mentioned something about things getting a bit GME in this ep but SO MUCH was going on that I can’t be sure). 

Rhett…did not have to gesture…like this…>.>

THE WAY THE “OH!” CAME OUT OF LINK PLS HELP. 

WHAT THE ACTUAL EFF IS GOING ON HERE, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY GOOD MYTHICAL SALAD?!?!?! 

IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED?!?!? HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?!?!?

A;LDKJFL;AKSJDFL;KASJD;KLFJASDAL;S

Rhett feeding Link the Forbidden Fruit…

YOU MEAN THE LAST ROUND WASN’T EVEN THE FINAL ROUND AND THIS IS WHERE WE’RE ENDING UP?!?! 

This may as well have been one of those “5 Times + 1 Time” type fics…

…I’m…I’M SORRY, TO DO *WHAT* NOW?!?!?!

And of course this is the song choice…

WAS THIS EP EVEN REAL?!?!?!

[daisycancel]

Fluffy Bunch

The tables are turned

The bridges are burned ha ha

Revenge number one 

It’s my turn twinkle twinkle

Whips to scars

Kinky raw

I’m popular

Waving my wand

Winky linky

Winky linky

Huff and puff

Bada bing boom

Boom zoom

Ya ya ya

Huff and puff bada bing boom

boom zoom

Fluffy bunch

Cuddle panda bears

Throw my knives in a bush

Personal affairs

Ya ya

Yay personas you'll always be my favorite yay yay

Yay personas you’ll always be my favorite

Ya ya ya yay yay

Ha ha 

Sexy stretch and pull

Squish and doom into a poll

Haha

Polka dotted zebra in the lions den

Ha ha

Oh lions den

Lots of tricks in your sleeves

Best friends 

Ya ya ya ya

Respect the monks

Lots of anxiety punks

Yay yay yay

Boom zoom

Ya ya ya ya yay

[lexa-griffins]

Which clexa would participate in kinktober 👀

I feel like cam girls clexa would be the obvious answer 😂 they participe every year for their viewers and it is certainly always a delight to watch 😳

But /also/.... sugarbaby!lexa and daddy Clarke would definitely participate too 👀 i mean what is a month off to do kinky shit for two women with so much money afterall? 🤷‍♀️ they probably do it in some fancy ass place too, go out for nice meals only to get back home and go wild!!

Rich brat Lexa and pool girl Clarke participate too I'd say, with the free ude agreement they got going on? Oof, what a month 😳 Lexa gives every worker in the house the month off, she doesn't want to see anyone that isn't Clarke naked making her do linky shit without asking djsjdndk

[waifufoxxx]

Hi, Tumblr! This is my first post! I would wave, but I'm a bit tied up at the moment!

--- If you're bored or frisky, feel free to check out my "kinky linkies!" 😈💜

[lunar-gl1tch]

linky @rosemirmir tagged me

rules: shuffle your "on repeat" playlist and post the first ten songs, then tag ten people

i just shuffled my whole phone bc otherwise it'd be just kamen rider OPs lol

Hatenaki Kibou - Hiroshi Kidatani

Zenryoku Zenkai! Zenkaiger - Takeshi Tsuruno

Yozora No Mukou - SMAP

Masked Rider Kuuga - Masayuki Tanaka

Waa~Waa~(live version) - the Blue Hearts

DaDaDaDa - SMAP

Boku no Hanbun - SMAP

Glass no Shonen - Kinki Kids

Yume - The Blue Hearts

Time Judged All - Shu Watanabe/Ryosuke Miura

I know i know im boring. I'm an old man and have all my music in little MP3s on my phone like its 2008. All excellent songs tho.

Tagging: @skajador, @hyenatron, @decadentmousse @werewolfcandy, @heated-drama-between-men, @doomednarrative @darinyan @morbid-barbie

[itlivesproject]

LOVED today’s chapter - congrats and thank you, team! I got a kick out of seeing that Linc’s childhood bedroom is a modified version of Kaitlyn’s bedroom from TFS. I noticed y’all left the big letter K on the wall. Obviously it was originally K for Kaitlyn - curious if you guys thought of what it signifies for Lincoln?

thanks so much anon! I love baby linc's bedroom haha it's so funny. there are some fun easter eggs on the wall for you to keep an eye out for 👁 linc had a weeb phase canonized.

ANYWAY, i have no idea what the k stands for lsdkfjds it's just there because it was in the original artwork so we left it. but here are some bad ideas:

Kakashi Hatake

K-POP??

Klamath County!

Kick my dad's ass

(mod eri says perhaps it stands for Kinky Linky 😏)

I literally have no idea slfkjds maybe it stands for a character of a show he liked or an artist he thought was cool? i truly do not know. that man's mind is a mystery......

[spinningintheshadows]

“Kinky thinkies with no linkies” - @teelagurl558

[starboye]

“oop u linky kinky I see”

you say this like you haven’t abused my hole in 300 different ways bc I asked you to

wait mango not here, they might get jealous

[goddamnwebcomics]

The Second Round of the First Tournament is here!

Here are the results for the first Round! It's pretty much what I expected, except for TwoKinds beating Grim Tales. But now it's time for the second round, and things get harder to predict!

Match 1:

Sly Cooper Thief of Virtue vs. Work Sucks: Objectivist Raccoon vs. Vacuums and Monsters, who will make it to the finale?

VOTE HERE!

Match 2:

The Lightbringer vs. TwoKinds: Will the human-furry relationships send Linkara to Hell? Or is Kinky Linky too hot to handle?

VOTE HERE!

You have until August 15th to vote for these, then we will see which two webcomics enter the final round.