#kinky-linky

[aztecbrujeria]

Link Dick Analysis (EnBabe):

TW: Dick analysis…Link is EnBy…it’s about dick…what else do you want…also before anyone says some bullshit…I’m as old the zelda franchise so FUCK OFF!

They are an uncut king. A switch. Whole heartedly with my chest believe they are an NBabe.

Link, a short king/queen/they, his dick isn’t super long he’s perfect at 6.8-7 inches erect, soft he’s 6.6 in length.

They GIRTHY AS FUCK!! This NB has a monstrous girth at 5.89 circumference in the middle and tapers to fit in snug at the base. (According to le Google the biggest record is 8 inches circumference).

When their foreskin pulls back the head is angled perfectly to psych you out that it’ll fit in one go, however you quickly learn why they eat the kitty or ass with fervor to get you ready to take them.

They have heavy, they perfectly fit in the palm of your hand, balls…like the perfectly round apples. They will be absolutely wrecked and whine like a bitch in heat when you suck on their dick and play with their balls. The moment you put them in your mouth their legs shake.

It turns a dark purple almost when they are as hard as they’re gonna get when you edge them after a fight til orgasmic ruin.

They have a pretty dick, this fucker has a gorgeous dick. You always look at it and your mouth waters cuz you want it in your throat.

It stands erect and slightly curved toward their navel. One large vein underneath follows the seam of their balls. And the veins are gloriously ridged to make you feel every one inside.

Their dick is more tan than the rest of them nestled in a blonde bush that gives way to the happy trail you like to fluff. It’s in ancient times there’s no trimming but somehow you never end up with their hair in your mouth.

You have to remind them to take a bath in the River based on how hard they’ve worked that day…Nbabe is a gremlin.

They love when they’re super clean and you take your tongue to play inside their foreskin…that is all!!

That’s all I got I can add more if you want.

[linksbitch]

I’d rather take my whiskey….

[kyonkyonson]

You should've been rolling your eyes at "only saw the abridged version, too.

Woke Goggles™ strike again.

Also, he really set himself up with that movie list. Hoo boy.

Like, I knew the trap I set was not going to work out for him. And it was extra fun how confident he was with "I dunno" and "need more." All while setting me up for the spike with an oversized beach ball.

[waifufoxxx]

I love the feeling of a cock pulsating with cum in between my tits...even more so in public!

--- For my kinky friends, check out my "kinky linkies!" 😈���

[missamyrisa2]

miss amy i just woke up and i need to tell you about the hottest night of my life - TRUE STORY

so. me and my three best friends (we're four girls) went out and met a really cute guy at a club. he seemed very much down for anything and we partied for a bit before went back to my place and he came along. now we're a kinky bunch, we like to do sessions together and are pretty much a group of fwb.

we got to know each other for a bit, played some games and it was all fun and then we started talking about that kind of stuff and we told him about the tickling thing and he was like. really into it.

so we tied him and one of my friends up naked and then i had the privilege of absolutely wrecking her and making hee gigglecum all over the place while the other watched. and one of my friends was very gently tickling his armpits which got him moaning in no time and the other way just softly stroking a feather over his tip, sometimes she would just swivel it through the air until he was begging for her to use it. he came so hard and he was so sweet, i'm really happy that we made a new friend but also it was so hot

I am soooo sorry I kept this hotttt story to myself for a little while when it needs to be shared ~<33

I don't know if I'd call myself super duper kinky linky buttttt I have to admit the idea of someone watching others getting tickled is just mmmh ~ sooo sexy to me. Like whether it's the thought of me getting tickled while an audience observes or me being the smirking giggling observer~ that's just suchhh a lovely hott layer atop the tingle pile~<3

[fanwork-exchange-promos]

Tokusatsu: New Tokusatsu Kink Meme is Now Open!

Posted by:

linky

Link:

tokukinkmeme This kink meme is open to all tokusatsu. Either it be Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, Ultraman, Godzilla, Garo, Power Rangers, etc. If it is a tokusatsu, it qualifies to be prompted and filled for in this meme. Go ham, and have some kinky fun! Anon is on, and IP logging is off. More information on how this meme works can be found in the Rules, Info, & Mod Contact sticky post, which is linked below. Rules, Info, & Mod Contact | Prompt Post | Ao3 Collection | SquidgeWorld Collection

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[starboye]

“oop u linky kinky I see”

you say this like you haven’t abused my hole in 300 different ways bc I asked you to

wait mango not here, they might get jealous

[casperghosty]

I've had the same freakout over this episode. What the fuck was even going on??

also Rhett totally wanted to secretly touch Limk so he put his thumb up his sleeve but of course Link had to call that ouf 🙄.

this was so fucking kinky and I need more Little!Link fics based on this

Y’ALL. I STG. 

This ep starts off just like “ah yes semper curiosis we are science-y boys who like science-y things so we’re going to test–” 

Uhm…well, alright, that’s one way of putting it I suppose…

Link surrendering easily too was just…A LOT OKAY.

Awww the journey of Link’s facial expressions when Rhett said he knows Link “very very well” ;-;

Rhett was very dominant demanding hot ‘n bossy insistent here…and also LIKE…

LET ME TAKE THIS ENTIRE EPISODE TO FEED YOU AND BABY YOU WHILE I TALK TO YOU IN A SOFT VOICE AND BARELY MANAGE TO AVOID BABY TALKING TO YOU (EXCEPT FOR CALLING YOU “LINKY” AND REFERRING TO YOU IN THE THIRD PERSON). 

LIKE.  SIR. 

SIR. 

SHOULD I EVEN BE WITNESSING THIS?!?!

So then later, Rhett is reminding Link of a positive memory of Link in a soccer game (which I believe Rhett regularly attended to support Link despite not playing himself?) and of course has to clarify that HE is Link’s best friend but also that he wasn’t the ONLY one of Link’s friends there…

Then, Rhett is helping Link to recall a memory of a time when Link was a teenager that he may have previously wanted a redo for (a girl hinting to Link that she wanted to make out with him but Link being entirely oblivious) which is…interesting enough on it’s own but like…

(and my screenshots got cut off here but like) HIS VOICE SEEMS TO DROP AND EVEN GET BREATHY AT CERTAIN POINTS AS HE PAINTS A DETAILED RECOLLECTION FOR LINK?!?! LIKE I JUST…THE IMPLICATIONS THAT HE COULD WALK LINK THROUGH CURRRENT ADULT SCENARIOS WITH…I JUST…

HE INTENDS FOR LINK TO ACT LIKE HE IS KISSING THIS MYSTERY FOOD WHILE HE LEANS TOWARDS HIM LIKE THIS LIKE WTF. WTF. 

OH JUST A LITTLE BIT WEIRD HUH?!!?

If you were expecting things to calm down a bit after this, THINK AGAIN.

…

INTERESTING WORD CHOICE TO SAY THE LEAST. 

You mean the thing best friends give to their best friends but aren’t supposed to enjoy?

…wait…WAIT…YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ENJOY A MASSAGE FROM YOUR BEST FRIEND BUT YOU’RE GOING TO MASSAGE HIM WHILE ASKING HIM TO PICTURE IN HIS MIND A TIME WHEN HE TOLD YOU HE GOT A BONE ER DURING A MASSAGE?!?!?!?!?!?!? LIKE?!?!!? EXCUSE ME?!?!?!? (I think Stevie may have even mentioned something about things getting a bit GME in this ep but SO MUCH was going on that I can’t be sure). 

Rhett…did not have to gesture…like this…>.>

THE WAY THE “OH!” CAME OUT OF LINK PLS HELP. 

WHAT THE ACTUAL EFF IS GOING ON HERE, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY GOOD MYTHICAL SALAD?!?!?! 

IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED?!?!? HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?!?!?

A;LDKJFL;AKSJDFL;KASJD;KLFJASDAL;S

Rhett feeding Link the Forbidden Fruit…

YOU MEAN THE LAST ROUND WASN’T EVEN THE FINAL ROUND AND THIS IS WHERE WE’RE ENDING UP?!?! 

This may as well have been one of those “5 Times + 1 Time” type fics…

…I’m…I’M SORRY, TO DO *WHAT* NOW?!?!?!

And of course this is the song choice…

WAS THIS EP EVEN REAL?!?!?!

[daisycancel]

Fluffy Bunch

The tables are turned

The bridges are burned ha ha

Revenge number one 

It’s my turn twinkle twinkle

Whips to scars

Kinky raw

I’m popular

Waving my wand

Winky linky

Winky linky

Huff and puff

Bada bing boom

Boom zoom

Ya ya ya

Huff and puff bada bing boom

boom zoom

Fluffy bunch

Cuddle panda bears

Throw my knives in a bush

Personal affairs

Ya ya

Yay personas you'll always be my favorite yay yay

Yay personas you’ll always be my favorite

Ya ya ya yay yay

Ha ha 

Sexy stretch and pull

Squish and doom into a poll

Haha

Polka dotted zebra in the lions den

Ha ha

Oh lions den

Lots of tricks in your sleeves

Best friends 

Ya ya ya ya

Respect the monks

Lots of anxiety punks

Yay yay yay

Boom zoom

Ya ya ya ya yay

[lexa-griffins]

Which clexa would participate in kinktober 👀

I feel like cam girls clexa would be the obvious answer 😂 they participe every year for their viewers and it is certainly always a delight to watch 😳

But /also/.... sugarbaby!lexa and daddy Clarke would definitely participate too 👀 i mean what is a month off to do kinky shit for two women with so much money afterall? 🤷‍♀️ they probably do it in some fancy ass place too, go out for nice meals only to get back home and go wild!!

Rich brat Lexa and pool girl Clarke participate too I'd say, with the free ude agreement they got going on? Oof, what a month 😳 Lexa gives every worker in the house the month off, she doesn't want to see anyone that isn't Clarke naked making her do linky shit without asking djsjdndk

[waifufoxxx]

My girl Tifa Lockhart busting out her ultimate limit break...the boob flash! Stops enemies (and allies) in their tracks!

--- If you're bored or frisky, feel free to check out my "kinky linkies!" 😈💜

[lunar-gl1tch]

linky @rosemirmir tagged me

rules: shuffle your "on repeat" playlist and post the first ten songs, then tag ten people

i just shuffled my whole phone bc otherwise it'd be just kamen rider OPs lol

Hatenaki Kibou - Hiroshi Kidatani

Zenryoku Zenkai! Zenkaiger - Takeshi Tsuruno

Yozora No Mukou - SMAP

Masked Rider Kuuga - Masayuki Tanaka

Waa~Waa~(live version) - the Blue Hearts

DaDaDaDa - SMAP

Boku no Hanbun - SMAP

Glass no Shonen - Kinki Kids

Yume - The Blue Hearts

Time Judged All - Shu Watanabe/Ryosuke Miura

I know i know im boring. I'm an old man and have all my music in little MP3s on my phone like its 2008. All excellent songs tho.

Tagging: @skajador, @hyenatron, @decadentmousse @werewolfcandy, @heated-drama-between-men, @doomednarrative @darinyan @morbid-barbie

[spinningintheshadows]

“Kinky thinkies with no linkies” - @teelagurl558

[goddamnwebcomics]

The Second Round of the First Tournament is here!

Here are the results for the first Round! It's pretty much what I expected, except for TwoKinds beating Grim Tales. But now it's time for the second round, and things get harder to predict!

Match 1:

Sly Cooper Thief of Virtue vs. Work Sucks: Objectivist Raccoon vs. Vacuums and Monsters, who will make it to the finale?

VOTE HERE!

Match 2:

The Lightbringer vs. TwoKinds: Will the human-furry relationships send Linkara to Hell? Or is Kinky Linky too hot to handle?

VOTE HERE!

You have until August 15th to vote for these, then we will see which two webcomics enter the final round.

[shego1142]

So we all saw the same GMM episode right? Like I’m not just imagining it, right?

We all saw Link, on all fours, getting hit in the balls while wearing nipple clamps and moaning loudly about how erect Rhett is, right?

Just uh, just making sure…

[proudmythicalbeast]

@half-of-something i saw that too! He knew what he was doing