#kingsman headcannon

[pidgeispunk]

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Our lives are harsh because we lack all the basic necessities of life. Everything has become scarce and unattainable. There is no food, no water, no medicine.

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[kissthebridee]

rip roxy morton you would've loved chappell roan

[aresthelostboy]

Requests

Rules:

No female reader

No female characters

This is all gay shit

Seriously, I won’t be answering shit like ‘x fem!reader’ or anything

Might do FTM reader

No NSFW

I do poly!couples (from the same fandom)

I do angst, fluff, suggestive, headcannons, imagines, fics and such

Fandoms:

Metal Family (Dee, Glam)

Tokyo Ghoul (Uta, Nishio, Juuzou, Shuu, Ayato)

Twilight (Carlisle, Jasper, Aro, Caius, Marcus, Emmett, Alec)

Vampire Diaries (Damon, Klaus, Elijah, Kol, Finn)

Horror (Predator, Michael, Ghostface (Billy and Stu), Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair, Deacon Frost, Eric Draven, Leatherface, Pyramid Head, Hannibal, etc.) If the character you want isn’t there, you can always request and find out.

The Boys (Homelander, Black Noir, Lamplighter, The Deep)

Kingsman (Agent Whiskey)

Creepypasta (Jeff the Killer, BEN Drowned, EJ, LJ, Jason the Toymaker, Bloody Painter, Ticci Toby, Candy Pop, etc.) If the character you want isn’t there, you can always request and find out

Resident Evil (Heisenberg, Leon Kennedy)

Spider-Man (Hobie, Pavitr, Miguel)

Call of Duty (Ghost, König)

American Horror Story (James Patrick March, Kai Anderson, Tate Langdon, Dandy Mott)

Obey Me (Lucifer, Mammon, Asmodeus, Satan, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Leviathan, Simeon, Diavolo, Barbatos)

Helluva Boss (Moxxie, Blitzø, Stolas, Striker, Fizzaroli, Asmodeus)

Other: Le Chiffre, Howl Pendragon, Jonathan Crane, SCPs, Billy Hargrove, Sally Face…

If a specific character isn’t here, please feel free to ask but be aware that I may either not know the character or dislike writing for them!

[derelictlovefool]

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Author: Achilles, he/him & they/them pronouns

Status: Hobbyist, low writing activity

Writing: OC x Canon, Reader Insert, Original Fiction

Requests/Suggestions: Open

note: i'm a full time student so any requests I get will be done when and if I have time and they spark my interest!

Active in regards to fandoms & characters simply means most enthused about and interested in writing, inactive means least interested in writing but still willing if the idea sparks my creativity.

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active | inactive | semi active

Far Cry 5 | Supernatural | The Last of Us | Marvel | DC | Doctor Who | Sweeney Todd | The Witcher | Dying Light 2 | Z Nation | Inkheart | Bridgerton | Slashers | Outlast | Resident Evil | Overwatch | Undertale/Deltarune | Ib | TWD Telltale | Motor Crush | The Arcana | Kingsman

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active | inactive | semi active

Faith Seed | John Seed | Joseph Seed | Jacob Seed | Sharky Boshaw | Hurk Drubman Jr | Adelaide Drubman | Jerome Jeffries | Mary May Fairgrave | Eli Palmer | Grace Amestrong | Joey Hudson | Staci Pratt

Dean Winchester | Sam Winchester | Castiel | Charlie Bradbury ||| Joel | Tess ||| Wade Wilson | Tony Stark | Pepper Potts | Bucky Barnes | Steve Rodgers | Thor Odinson | Bruce Banner | Natasha Romanoff | Clint Barton ||| Harley Quinn

The Doctor (4, 9-15) | Jack Harkness | Rose Tyler | Donna Noble ||| Sweeney Todd | Mrs Lovett ||| Geralt of Rivera | Jaskier/Dandelion | Yennefer of Vennenberg ||| Hakon | Aiden | Lawan | Frank ||| Alvin Murphy | Roberta Warren | Addison Carver | Cassandra | Sarge | George St Claire

Mo | Dustfinger ||| Penelope Featherington | Benedict Bridgerton | Anthony Bridgerton | Colin Bridgerton | Eloise Bridgerton | Violet Bridgerton | Kate Sharma | Edwina Sharma ||| Jason Voorhees | Michael Myers | Bubba Sawyer | Brahms Heelshire | Thomas Hewitt

Eddie Gluskin ||| Ethan Winters | Karl Heisenberg | Alcina Dimitrescu | Donna Benniviento | Slavator Monreau | Mia Winters | Chris Redfield | Leon Kennedy | Ada Wong | Claire Redfield

Jack Morrison | Gabriel Reyes | Cole Cassidy | Genji Shimada | Hanzo Shimada | Mei ||| Sans | Papyrus | Asgore | Undyne | Mettaton | Queen ||| Gary ||| Calax Gothard | Domino Swift | Lola Del Carmen | Sonoya Vernilion ||| Asra | Nadia | Dorian | Portia | Muriel ||| Merlin/Hamish Mycroft

OC's: David Thorn (Slasher), Z (God Symbiote), Xander (Robot)

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Tropes I enjoy writing:

Variations of the Enemies to Lovers/Friends to Lovers | Childhood Friends | Neighbour across the hall/street | Mutual Pining | Devotion and Obsession | Making each other worse | Making each other better | Romance in Violence | Ride or Die Friends | Royal Guard/Gardener x Royalty | Crime Boss x Bodyguard | Dog Coded x Cat Coded | Fuck Love Triangles Make it Poly | Fake Dating | Meet Cute and more!

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— male/trans/enby/gn!reader (I'm here for the guys and gays)

— oc x canon, oc x oc, canon x canon, reader x canon, reader x oc

— sfw & nsfw

— platonic, queer-platonic, romantic, familial, etc.

— headcannons, one-shots, multi-parts

— AU's, crossovers

— gore, violence, toxic relationships, death/angst

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— fem!reader (There's thousands out there already y'know)

— genderbends

— pregnancy related topics

— self harm topics

— incest, paedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia and any of that nasty crap

— non-con

— infidelity

— Characters I really don't know or care about </3

[littlest-guardian]

Intro Post!!

My name is Alastor but you can call me Al or Carlisle!I use He/Him,it/its and Raccoon/Raccoonself pronouns.

My big age is 16 and my little age slides from 3 to about 10.

I am also Posic+ and have a few plushie companions!The main of which is Charles the Unicorn!!

I am a minor so the whole of this blog will be safe for work!!

I have a few fictional caregivers but the main ones are Peter Quill,Obi-Wan Kenobi and Charles Xavier(I headcannon Charles as a Caregiver leaning flip!!).

More about me under the cut!!:3

My favorite…are

colours:Green,Purple and Red

animals:Raccoons,Tigers,Doggies,Kitties and Goats!!

song:Southern Nights by Glen Campbell(this’ll change!)

shows:The Umbrella Academy,Obi-Wan Kenobi,The Clone Wars,The Boys.

movies:Guardians of the Galaxy 1 2 and 3,Bullet Trains,Avengers Age of Ultron,Any X-Men film,Kingsman,Beetlejuice,Jurassic World

games:Fallout New Vegas and Fallout London,Terraria,Minecraft,Crossy Road.

My interests and disinterests:

likes: animal facts,Dinosaurs,Marvel,X-Men,Star Wars,Tim Burton,Charles Xavier!!

dislikes: helluva boss, hazbin hotel,Stranger Things

DNI LIST: proship, gore, anti-agere/petre/etc, nstw blogs, "dark content" blogs, abdl, ddlg, kink,Cherik shippers etc

[m0chaminx]

Other Masterlist

*•.¸♡Smut= ☆

*•.¸♡Suggestive= ◇

*•.¸♡Angst= ♤

*•.¸♡Fluff= ♡

*•.¸♡Platonic= ♧

*•.¸♡Dark= ○

Kingsman

Eggsy Unwin Confession ☆ Eggsy's confession is surprising, but not unwelcome

Encanto

Camilo Madrigal Noticed PT1 ♡ | Lovesick PT2 ♡ | Perfect PT3 ♡ | Adorable PT4 ♡ You Notice Camilo. Properly You Deserve The World ♡ ♤ Camilo needs reminding that he is special Lion ♡ Camilo meets a mystery girl in the woods Clown Camilo's imaginary friends isnt so friendly You're Still You ♡ ♤ Camilo assures you, you're still you Try ♡ ♤ You just want to do something nice for Camilo but nothing seems to go right Rapunzel, let down your hair ♡ Camilo really wants to see your long hair She doesn't love me, she's not that stupid ♡ Camilo has been in love with you for a very long time, unknown to anyone else, you've loved Camilo just as long I didn't mean to love you so much ♡ You really didn't Overthinker ♡ ♤ Camilo makes sure you're alright Comfort ♡ You comfort Camilo, always have. That's what a friend does right? A friend How Stupid Are You ♡ ♤ Today was meant to be a good day Village Singer ♡ Camilo is a nervous mess. Surprisingly, unsuprised Pot ♡ Camilo acidently breaks one of his Abuela's pots Burning Kiss ♡ Why does something so wrong, feel so right Scars ♡ ♤ Camilo always made you feel better about the scars you have from an accident when you were younger Anger ♡ ♤ Camilo is the only one to calm you down, but sometimes it's just too much Rebuild PT1 ♡ The only time Camilo will ever thank Dolores for being an eavesdrop

You dropped Food And Think You Offended Casita Headcannons ♡ ♤ Reader With A Prosthetic leg Headcannons ♡ A Cute S/O Headcannons ♡ A Sick S/O Headcannons ♡ A S/O With Powers Headcannons ♡

Isabella Madrigal She ♤ She Means Everything To Me Promise ♡ ♤ You Make A Promise

Mirabel Madrigal Mirabel Knitting Headcannons ♡

Bruno Madrigal Jealousy, Jealousy ♡ Bruno can get very jealous and protective, very quickly

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Moodboards

Caregiver!Jack (Mary Poppins returns)

Blues Clues Moodboard

Regressor!Flora (Winx Club)

Regressor!Aisha (Winx Club)

Caregiver!Rick O'Connell, Caregiver!Evelyn O'Connell (The Mummy)

Regressor!Bloom (Winx Club)

Caregiver!Amity (The Owl House)

Regressor!Luz Noceda (The Owl House)

Caregiver!Legend of Zelda

Caregiver!Mario (The Super Mario Brothers)

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Caregiver!Agent Whiskey (Kingsman the golden circle)

Red Themed Cat Moodboard

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Caregiver!Reno Raines & Bobby Sixkiller (Renegade)

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Caregiver!Marcus Moreno (We can be heroes)

Regressor!Tecna (Winx Club)

Regressor!Musa (Winx Club)

Regressor!Stella (Winx Club)

Bear in the big blue house Moodboard

Bluey Moodboard

Caregiver!Josh (Blues Clues)

Caregiver!Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Space Moodboard

Beach Moodboard

Dinosaur Moodboard

Leonardo Moodboard (Rottmnt)

Orange Stimboard

Blues Clues Stimboard

Caregiver!Josh (Blues Clues)

The Wizard of Oz Moodboard

(Birthday) Blues Clues Moodboard

Regressor!Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham)

Regressor!Cheryl Blossom (Riverdale)

Pumpkin Glow Build A Bear StimBoard

Regressor!Sebastian Mcclane (Law and Order)

Regressor!Oswald Cobblepot StimBoard (Gotham)

Regressor!Sebastian Mcclane StimBoard (Law and Order)

Caregiver!James Conrad StimBoard (Kong, Skull Island)

Caregiver!Adam Mintock + Caregiver!Jet Slootmaekers + Little!Sebastian Mcclane (Law and Order)

Regressor!King Clawthorne (The Owl House)

Regressor!Jake Peralta (Brooklyn 99)

Siren Themed StimBoard

Star Trek Themed Moodboard

Regressor!Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn 99)

Caregiver!Aethelwold (The Last Kingdom)

Caregiver!Edward Nygma (Gotham)

Regressor!Rowan Laslow (Wednesday)

Regressor!Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham)

Blue StimBoard (Blues Clues)

Regressor!10th Doctor (Doctor Who)

Regressor!Kenneth Hutch (StarSky and Hutch -2004)

Regressor!Peewee Herman

Regressor!11th Doctor (Doctor Who)

Caregiver!Arnold Rimmer + Regressor!Dave Lister (Red Dwarf)

Caregiver!Kryten (Red Dwarf)

Regressor!Charlie Hudson (Hudson & Rex)

Caregiver!Commander Mills (65)

Regressor!Wolf Pup Geralt Of Rivia + Caregiver!Jaskier (The Witcher)

Regressor!10th Doctor StimBoard (Doctor Who)

Caregiver!Commander Mills (65) (Fem Themes)

Caregiver!Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn 99)

Edgar Allan Poe - The Raven Themed

Caregiver!Albert Wesker StimBoard (Resident Evil)

Regressor!Arnold Rimmer (Red Dwarf)

FNAF animatronics (FNAF Movie)

Caregiver!William Tell (The Card Counter)

Blue Themed Moodboard

Caregiver!Jareth (Labyrinth)

Rumple Buttercup Moodboard

Wolf Themed StimBoard

My Favourite Activities Themed Moodboard

Flip!Christian (Moulin Rouge)

Caregiver!Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones)

Story/Fanfics

Headcannons

Playlists

Art

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Bingo, Bluey (bluey)

Dr Flug (villainous)

Bill Hazledine (suburban shootout)

Lloyd (lego ninjago)

Glam (metal family), Papa/Copia (ghost band)

Norman (my friendly neighborhood)

A bear

Dr Habit (smile for me)

Cuddle bear family (calico critters)

Skyler White (Breaking Bad)

Paci Icon

Socks & Muffin (Bluey)

Hello Kitty (Hello Kitty)

Luigi (Super Mario Brothers)

Winx Club Main Six (Winx Club)

Donatello, Leonardo, Raphael & Mikey (TMNT Mutant Mayhem)

Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time)

11th Doctor (Doctor Who)

[heartfelttickles]

Hey everyone!

My name is G.

I have been a silent tumblr reader for years and finally have a smidge of confidence to post my own fics on here from time to time!

My fandoms are;

TV Shows:

- Heartstopper

- “A Tale of Two Ticklers”

- “Ticklish Terrors”

- Bridgerton

- Peaky blinders

- Friends

- Haunting of Hill House/ Bly Manor

- The Umbrella Academy

- Headcannons

- Modern Family

- The Big Bang Theory

- Criminal Minds

Movies

- Marvel

- Hunger games

- Kingsman

- Top gun + Top Gun Maverick

And a lot more that I cannot current think of 😂

I mostly do tickle fics so if that’s not for you then that’s fine but it will be mostly SFW!

I will try to post on here every now and then about these fandoms but feel free to send a message for movie/tv show suggestions so I can write about them!

Looking forward to sharing my lil fics with you all <3

[unraveltimetravel]

Howdy, I’m Flowey! Flowey the Flower!

Nah call me Walker, 30/NB/US

This blog is a dumping ground (affectionate) for all my ships that get shit on for existing, mostly due to age gaps or fandom opinions.

If you have issues with these ships please move on. Respect me, and I will respect you.

***I’ll keep a running list of what this blog contains here so please read before proceeding ***

Papa Emeritus 3/Cardinal Copia-Ghost Band Fandom People hate this relationship cus most folks think these banana heads are related. No I don’t think they’re related. Copia is Satan’s son, not Nihil’s (edit 21JUN2024: ….. in my AU Copia is Satans son. Not Nihil’s)

Alcina Dimitrescu/Donna Beneviento -Resident Evil 8 Not sure why folks hate this one. They aren’t actually related and I think they’re sweet. I typically don’t ship them sexually cus I headcannon them both as shit hella asexual but I don’t hate on it.

Marty McFly/Emmet ‘Doc’ Brown-Back to the Future Yes there’s an age gap, no I don’t care, all content I reblog Marty is 18+ when relationships start. Also time travel fuckery lessens the age gap cus I said so.

Benjamin ‘Hawkeye’ Pierce/Father Francis Mulcahy -M.A.S.H -They’re cute together, again not sure why people hate this one…maybe cus Francis is a priest? Gotta love that blasphemy

Harry Hart/Eggsy Unwin -Kingsman Another one people hate for the age gap but ffs Harry wasn’t in Eggsy’s life at all when he was young and Eggsy was 22 before they met again. Also they’re cute as heck, who doesn’t love the badass classy spy with the scruffy lil street rat?

C.C. Tinsley/Ricky Goldsworth -Buzzfeed Unsolved Cinematic Universe. People hate this cus they think of it as Shane/Ryan. I don’t view the ship as RPF cus Ricky and CC are characters created by the boys, not the boys themselves.

Danny Sexbang/Ninja Brian -Ninja Sex Party Fandom. Another one people view as RPF. Let me be clear, this ship is purely the characters. I also headcannon them as a non sexual ship, solely romantic cus I think Brian is also shit hella ace. Danny just bangs every consenting adult he comes across and smooches Brian when he gets home.

More to come~

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Miscellaneous Masterlist:

💗 — fluff ,, ❤️‍🩹 — hurt/comfort ,, 🫧 — platonic

• 🌷 — edits • (non agere works)

• (🎁 = gifts for friends)

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Aquarium themed stimboard

Pumpkin patch themed stimboard

Ballet themed stimboard

Stimboard based on my mum

Christmas Moodboard

Films

Writing:

Mood/StimBoards:

💗 Caregiver Ian Malcolm StimBoard — (Jurassic Park.)

💗 Caregiver Neo Moodboard — (The Matrix.)

💗 Caregiver Eggsy Urwin Moodboard — (Kingsman.)

💗 Caregiver Agent Whiskey Moodboard — (Kingsman.)

💗 Caregiver Tyler Owens Moodboard — (Twisters.)

🌷 'fast car' edit | Tyler Owens X Kate Carter — (Twisters.)

💗 Caregiver Tyler Owens StimBoard — (Twisters.)

🌷 'double-wide' edit | Tyler Owens X Kate Carter — (Twisters.)

💗 Caregiver Tyler Owens Comfort Moodboard —(Twisters.)

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Shows

Writing:

Caregiver Rosie Headcannons — (Hazbin Hotel.)

Mood/StimBoards:

Caregiver Peter Scarbrow Moodboard — (Higher Ground.) | One

Regressor Scott Barringer Moodboard — (Higher Ground.)

Caregiver Jefferson/Mad Hatter Moodboard — (Once Upon A Time.)

Caregiver Peter Scarbrow Moodboard — (Higher Ground.) | Two

Icons:

Scott Barringer | Paci icon — (Higher Ground.)

Books

Writing:

Mood/StimBoards:

Caregiver Niyx Raedon Moodboard — (The Medoran Chronicles.) 🎁

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[ajerboa]

looking to be a fanfic beta

I have time and I used to edit film scripts and short stories

I’m game for: haikyuu, orv, 19 days, check please!, atla, tsctir/sctir, initial d, cowboy bebop, marvel, legend of zelda, the witcher, overwatch, kingsman, and some other ones

also if you just wanna headcannon vomit at me im also so down :)

[trainwreckqueer]

I forgot what a good movie series Kingsman is, it’s just. Yes. I wanna come up with some headcannons for Eggsy, what a lad. Very blorbo.

[flippingeggsy]

Hc for sir Tequila in bed perhaps? ;)

tequila is amazing in bed

just stating facts here

hickies

he likes to whisper in your ear whilst he’s pounding into you

he moans in your ear knowing that it turns you on

I feel like tequila is a big big teaser

he’ll watch you get annoyed with a cocky smirk on his lips

“beg for it, darlin’“

hickies

he loves when you wear his hat

especially when you’re riding him

he loves, loves gripping your hips

did i mention hickies??

like he loves leaving them up your neck

and on your breasts

he wants people to know your his

don’t get me wrong, tequila loves it rough - so do you

but he enjoys love making every now and then

like really slow and passionate movements

he loves kissing you

he loves biting your lip

and he loves listening to your moans

[zaraquinn]

writing requests master post!

stranger things

lord of the rings

kingsman

! masterlist !

[moralesispunk]

Chair in the Corner

Agent Whiskey x Female Reader

Warnings: smut, thigh riding, unprotected sex, slight Dom! Whiskey if you look close enough

Summary: after working away for a week, Jack Daniels has some making up to do after telling you not to touch yourself while he was away.

A/N: This is my first time writing for Agent Whiskey (other than headcannons) so I was quite nervous! I am open to any comments/ notes!

Jack had been gone for a week and had given you strict instructions before he left that you were not to touch yourself while he was gone. He told you before he left, as he leaned against the front door with his two fingers under your chin, that he would make it up to you when he got home. If it wasn’t for the thoughts of what he would do to you when he finally got his hands back on you, you would have gave up. But you wanted to be good for him and more importantly you wanted to hear him tell you how good you had been for him.

That morning, your phone buzzed with a message from Jack letting you know he would be home before the end of today. The excitement buzzed through you all day and as you rushed home from work your head was spinning with thoughts of what he would do to you. When you finally arrived home, your hands shook as you tried to unlock the door and when you finally heard the click you headed straight to the shower.

The day after he left you had went shopping for new underwear to have on when he got home. Jack was not shy about what he liked and while he didn’t care what you had on - he would find you in his words drop dead gorgeous in both sweats and short dresses - you couldn’t not notice how his eyes lit up at some fancy lingerie. The red teddy, with matching suspenders and of course the red heels sat at the side of the bed as you dried yourself and hair off before changing into the outfit.

You went to the kitchen, noticing the way your hips swayed just that little bit more than usual, and made yourself something quick to eat knowing you would need all the energy for later. Once you had finished, washing the few dishes you had used, you poured a glass of wine and lifted the bottle and an extra glass into the living room. 

Two glasses later, you heard the keys in the door as heavy boots entered the house.

“Darlin’? That’s me home,” his voice boomed through the house.

The click of his boots against the floor moved closer to where you were perched on the couch, the glass still in your hand and legs stretched out in front of you. As he reached the door, you couldn’t stop your thighs from squeezing together at the thought of what was about to happen.

“Darli- oh sweetheart what do we have here?” his voice lowered as he slowly stalked towards you.

“Welcome home,” you replied, trying to ignore the way his eyes grazed over every single inch of your body as you stood from the couch, “everything go okay?” 

You kept your eyes away from his as you poured him a glass of wine, not looking at him until you turned to hand him the glass. His eyes were dark, staring into your soul and you almost faltered in your confidence. When his hand reached up to take the glass from yours you noticed how it had been clenched in a fist as he raised it. You kept your smile innocent, walking back to the couch to show off the short teddy before sitting with your legs under you.

Jack didn’t move, He stayed standing and looking down at you not sure how he was going to play the situation before him. When his eyes finally managed to drag away from your thighs that were completely bare in front of him and noticed the playful but innocent glint in your eyes he placed the glass down.

He moved to sit over at his seat in the corner. It was a large leather one seater that creaked as he lowered himself onto it, moving until his legs were wide and facing you. 

“C’mere,” he patted his thigh.

You placed your glass next to his before walking slowly over to him. When you reached him you moved to straddle his lap but he stopped you with a gentle grab at your wrist, moving your body until you were resting on one of his thighs.

“Did you do as I said?”

“Hmm, what did you say again?” you played with his tie not breaking away from his gaze.

“You know what I said, sweetheart. Not to play with yourself while I was gone. Did you do that for me?” His hands reached up to hold onto your hips.

Your mouth was suddenly dry and you couldn’t answer in any other way than a nod. You could already feel yourself get wet from his words, forcing your hips to remain still.

“Good girl, I knew you would listen for me,” he cooed.

His hands gripped tighter at your hips before he pulled you closer to him along his thigh. You couldn’t stop the gasp turning into a moan that you let out as you felt the friction of his jeans rub over the thin mesh underwear you had on. Jack chucked at the sound before silencing you with a deep kiss. He was relentless as his tongue entered your mouth, one of his hands leaving your hips to grab your hair and pulling you closer against him.

“You like that, huh?” he dragged your hips back before moving them forward again, “going to get yourself off on my thighs, is that how much you missed me?”

You couldn’t do anything but moan as his hands let go of your hips and you kept rocking back and forth. Jack’s hands moved down onto your thighs, lifting the teddy to get a better look at how you rubbed yourself along his thigh. Your head fell back when you moved your hips faster against him. One of Jack’s hands moved to your back to steady you on him while the other reached up to grasp gently at the base of your neck.

When you tilted your head down you opened your mouth, taking his thumb inside. His mouth fell open as you sucked on it the faster you moved your hips.

“There you go, that’s my girl. Gonna cum for me,” he commanded.

You nodded and opened your mouth in a silent moan, both of his hands moving back to grasp at your hips. It came faster than you thought, your body going stiff as Jack kept your hips moving to ride out your high.

“There’s my girl, my good girl,” he cooed.

Your head dipped down, catching his lips in a deep kiss. You loosened his tie, breaking the kiss to pull it over his head, before moving your hands to unbutton his dress shirt as he shrugged off his jacket and shirt when you finally got all the buttons opened.

You moved off his lap to kneel in front of the chair, working at his buckle and zip before quickly moving the jeans down his legs. You looked up at him, making sure to blink up at him a few times before you began to palm him through his boxers. 

“Sweetheart, no teasin’,” he moaned and you laughed.

“Okay, okay,” you tapped his thigh to lift his hips again and bring his boxers down as well, letting his cock spring free. You clamped your legs together at the sight, your tongue coming our to wet your lips. You leaned forward, licking a stripe from base to tip as Jack’s head fell back and he let out a groan from the back of his throat.

You stood up, shimmying out of your panties before straddling Jack’s lap again. You lifted your hips while Jack held himself at your entrance, allowing you to lower onto him. 

His eyes went darker as he entered you, letting out a deep, throaty groan when he fully bottomed out. You moved to kiss down his jaw and neck, leaving marks along his collar bone, and he gripped tightly to your hips. Jack’s hand lifted to take his hat off and he placed it on your head. 

“Hold this for me, sweetheart,” he winked.

You started to rock your hips back and forward against him, watching as his chest heaved from the movement. Jack kept one hand on your hip, the other moving to circle your clit.

“You got one more for me? I know you do,” he panted.

He dipped his head forward, biting on the material that covered your chest to pull it out the way before attaching his mouth to your nipple. This tongue swirling round was enough to tip you over the edge and you threw your head back with your second organism of the night. His hand gripping tight on your hip to keep steady as you rode our your high. Your hands were wrapped in the curls at the top of his head and he looked up at you from your chest through his dark eyelashes, smirking at the way your mouth fell open and eyes squeezed shut.

"That's it, good girl," Jack sighed as you collapsed against his chest, both his hands now returning to your hips.

He knew you would be tired from riding him for so long so he helped your movements by rocking you back and forth. When you managed to sit up again you looked Jack deep in the eyes, smirking as you swirled your hips against him. His eyes fell down to your chest where it was now exposed, watching how they bounced with every movement, before looking back up to you.

"Want you to cum in me Jack, please, it feels so good with you inside me. I missed you so much," you whined.

"I mi-missed you too," he sighed, "want me to fill you up good, is that what you want?"

"Please, Jack."

With those words and the way you looked at him, he fell apart under you. His eyebrows pulled together as he squeezed his eyes shut, mouth hanging open as the moans of your name left his mouth. His fingers dug deeper into your hips and you watched as the vein on his neck pulsed with each moan. With a few more thrusts you collapsed against him, his hands wrapping around your body as he placed a kiss to your forehead.

"Was that worth the wait?" He chuckled after a few moments.

"God, yes," you laughed back, "but don't think I'm done with you yet..."

"Yes, ma'am," he said, lifting you off him and standing up before throwing you over his shoulder, "got to make you cum for all those times you missed while I was away."

With a playful slap of your ass, Jack carried you to the bedroom where he definitely made up for the week he was away.

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Kingsman Quarantine Headcannons Pt. 2

Reaction To Being Quarantined Again:

Whiskey - Is rightfully upset, he’s been following the numbers of Covid cases since the first quarantine started. And just when things were slowly coming down and the Governor started to move into reopening certain things the numbers quickly skyrocketed. So you’re back in lockdown again and Whiskey’s pissed. He goes on a ranting rampage for the first few days while you try to calm him down. Then he goes into a phase of not believing in humanity anymore, which worries you. But while the two of you talk through it you help him through it all. It’s one day in your second lockdown that he comes up behind you and wraps his arms around your waist nuzzling his face into your neck and he whispers that he’s so grateful to have you with him and that you bring him back when he goes off on his tangents.

Tequila - Is cynical at best. He tries to put on a brave front for you when the second lockdown is called for but after the first couple of days he breaks and just curls around you on the couch and falls into a somber mood. You focus your attention on helping him through this mood. You’re able to pull him out of it with lots of cuddling on the couch, taking romantic walks around the neighborhood together while you tell him all the things you appreciate about him, and cooking together he loves when you cook together. When it comes down to it you tell him while others may not care to protect themselves or others he has to do what he feels is right for himself and other people. He can be angry and upset about it but as long as he does what he believes is right in this situation, which is following the CDC rules, then that’s what he needs to focus on.