#kingdom commentary

[milkbreadtoast]

DETECTIVES MAC AND CHEESE.... DRAWING THIS ALMOST KILLED ME 🫡🧡💛 *dies*

[egret-orchids]

‘he has terrible taste in women’ my brother in ghezen that man is a homosexual

[paragon-of-anxiety]

the jasmine throne is amazing. the two main characters are: a woman so deeply committed to being kind that she's worried about losing more of her humanity with the more power she gains and This Cunt.

[legendary-cookies]

The winner of round 1 is Moonlight!

Honestly, I can't say I'm surprised

She won last year's official Cookie of the Year for a reason lol

Sea Fairy was a close second, and maybe it was on me for pitting her against Sea and Moon, but Stormbringer unfortunately didn't seem to stand a chance

F in the chat

Sorry Stormbringer

Next up is...

[kingdomofbellows]

"Golly dang it Lucifer! I wanted to give Taika all the things!"

[cursedthing]

.SUMMONING MISCHIEF, OR PERHAPS THE OTHER WAY ROUND?

[boltlightning]

the knightley-davenport commentary is full of good lines but the ones that get stuck in my head are

"i've just said i'd marry you, you could at least smile!" "i'm a man of action. i'm a man of danger. i'm in a dangerous and action-laden situation,"

"you had to have a stunt girl run up some STAIRS?!" "excuse you. yes i'm extremely lazy"

[onefey]

i arrive at the great abandoned central mine

autobuild: acquired

master kohga: alive

dick: out

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GREAT ABANDONED CENTRAL MINE

[blizzardsuplex]

Loser Can't Drink Alcohol Match highlights from Ring of Honor's Michael Bennett's Bachelor Party, Hosted By Adam Cole, 10/09/2014

[as @coquinaclutch and @mobiblackout can attest, this entire event is extremely unhinged - the commentary alone...]

[andwhatnot1]

Liu Bei's downfall was painful, but every mistake he made felt so human, he really just wanted to avenge his brothers. It made me more sad than frustrated, because grief has a way of changing a person, making them almost unrecognizable, causing them to make stupid decisions. And in Liu Bei's case those decisions ended up wasting years of hard work and resources, leaving Shu in a highly disadvantageous position... okay I lied, I actually felt very frustrated...

Kongming tried to help, even after Liu Bei dismissed him, but it was so sad to watch him desperately trying to avert the inevitable.

What was very respectable thought, that in Liu Bei's final moments, he recognized how he had mistreated Kongming and admitted his mistakes. The way he reflected on everything he owed to him, recalling their first meeting... It broke me. I cried my eyes out

Now, everything falls on Kongming, as if he wasn't already carrying the weight of it all. But now all the responsibility is on his shoulders, he is left to pick up the broken pieces, alone..

[milkbreadtoast]

Basque Cheese Cookie...🖤

[egret-orchids]

ah yes. the two ultimatums. kiss pretty girl w tongue or kiss pretty guy with tongue.

[yzafre]

Roxas: Had the Halloween town kids throw bombs in his face for multiple missions in a row before finally breaking down and smacking them around a bit.

Ventus: The dwarves were rude and refused to talk to him, immediately resorted to chasing them down and whacking them.

Characterization I see frequently: Ah, yes, Roxas is the one always willing to throw hands and Ventus is a smol sunshine boy.

[rye-views]

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024) dir. Wes Ball. 7.8/10

I would recommend this movie to my friends. I would rewatch this movie.

Soona is a lovely name. Wow the name Anaya like the vine. Apes training birds are so cool. I'm glad dad got a proper burial. Damn at Caesar's impact. Raka is lovely, offering to teach and down to travel. Tell me his past. The hello echo from Anaya was cute. I care about mother, take care of mother.

lol at our gasp when Mae spoke a sentence for the first time. My gasp at seeing the apes under the bridge. Lol Hwasa pls.

Raka nooo. I'm horrified every time a bonobo pounds a chimpanzee.

I wonder if Noa is related to Caesar. This movie really exudes Kevin's quote, "Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick." After all these generations with current humans, I wonder how much the ocean has changed. Is it better in there?

[kingdomofbellows]

“Goodness this has gotten Irene all riled up. Normally she’s only like this when I’m hospitalized eheheh…I just hope it wasn’t too serious. DeVang is too nice a person for something so awful”

[xehabaldera]

thanks, tumblr!

the implication here, clearly, is that axel's committing arson with amaterasu, and tbh, he would absolutely commit arson with a random dog he found no questions asked

(...though i have to wonder if anyone in KH would see her markings or if she's just White Dog like she is to most of the humans in okami itself)