#king poker online

[theehorsepusssy]

The old hood

A. Cucina! Cucina! Was a shitty chain restaurant I managed at the Rose Garden arena (1997-2004) paid well, free food. I weighed nearly 300 lbs

B. Red Lion Hotel parking lot. Where I had to park on game days. Busted smoking pot out of a beer can with my boss. Huge rats and feral cats. Surprised I didn't get fired....or rabies.

C. Memorial Coliseum. I dropped The Red Hot Chili Peppers spaghetti take out order and had to run back to restaurant to replace. Took it back unaccompanied, was waved thru and wandered around backstage trying to find who to give it to. Nearly ended up on stage holding a take out pan of spaghetti during Give It AwayNow

D. Jags was a bar in the hotel where I would go play Video Poker when I was too tweaked to be around customers at my job. It eventually became a Detox center and sober house years later. Fucked a couple straight guys who liked to get freaky for meth hanging out near here

E. Budget motel. Had sleazy sex here a couple times in 90s

F. Warehouse where they held Mr Drummer leather 1990 maybe. my friend stood me up and I was alone.....on acid . There was a sex party afterward-$20 . Large room covered in unrolled black garbage bags. Coil's Hellraiser soundtrack played. I was tripping balls. Saw guys climbing up on a dudes wheelchair and face fucking him. Saw someone getting fisted for first time. Was told to leave while getting a titty twister from leather daddy. Years later, my friend turned the downstairs into Dirty Little Secret salon/spa and that stupid Eagles song "dirty little secret, dirty little lies, dirty little fingers in everybody's pies" gets stuck in my head and I think of the aforementioned fisting I witnessed

G. Walgreens I went to daily. Where to buy needles with a side of eye roll because I would confuse my insulin size order with the dope size other order. No ATM fees there.

H. Head Shop across from Franks Noodle House. Lousy meth pipe selection. If any. Dunno. I never smoked it always some trick would whine that they would only smoke and we'd end up here.

I. Lloyd Center mall. The bottom level bathroom was a decent place to poop when I was homeless for a while

J. The park I had registered as my "home" when I was homeless.

K. The hotel where I went to a Craigslist sex party and the host had a suitcase full of Ethyl Chloride cans and huffed so much we thought he died for a moment. Half the guys attending kept repeating " I'm straight, I've never done this before" I wish I had a camera

L. My mom worked here. I avoided these blocks for years, afraid of bumping into her while I was high

M. Tony Roma's Ribs. This was an occasional night out for me and Robert 1992-95. There used to be street whores on MLK back then

N. Hotel to party at. Call girls worked this one hard. You could still smoke in the rooms

O. The Red Robin I worked at for 2 weeks 1996. Worst job ever. I was told to learn to steal cuz no one tips. It was true

P. Courtyard Marriot. I would use lobby ATM for dope money if I was in a hurry. Met a online hookup there many years earlier who used a fake pic. Got there and dude was like 500lbs and asks if I can give him some meth and i ask how much he want to spend and fat boy gets all cheap and wants free and I'm thinking if I want to try and rob him before a moment of clarity and I leave

Q. The McDonald I got "groceries" at the last year I was using. I ate maybe once a week. I weighed 150lbs. It's by a Burger King that never had any customers the 20 years I was in the area. Is it a mirage? Is it haunted? Is it a money laundering front?

R. The 7/11 where I bought Camel Lights and Diet Mt Dew everyday. The old owners would whip out their shotguns when robbed. The new owners just let the robbers take the money

S. The seminary and Catholic church. You would see priests with unaccompanied minors at the Wendys across street. Suspicious. One night I was out smoking a cigarette and all the Catholics came marching out of the church playing Jesus dress up for Easter and the parade passed me and one dude thought I looked destitute and whipped out some cash for me and all Bless You my child or some shit. I was gonna give it back but went up to 7/11 for cigarettes and Diet Mt Dew. Thanks Jesus!

T. The Merrick. Casa de Horsepussy 2009-2016. 90% of all those old pics I post are on that block

U. Serene Court (a.k.a. Syringe Court) apartments.Used to be cheapest apartments in downtown area when I first moved here. Was exotic to cross the river from downtown proper to buy a bag of crank in this spooky old place

V. The Yards. I had an employee who sold pot lived here. I had to fire him. It was awkward as fuck

W. The Greyhound station was where to find heroin from someone who sold to someone I knew. Probably an open fent market these days

X. The Main Post Office. I had a meth dealer 2002ish that would mail tweak to NYC cuz those people would pay ridiculous price for an 8ball. He would get nervous about going in saying he was too high and have me mail it. Only later did he tell me what was in package

Y. Fancy loft area where one time I was having very intense drug induced roll play sex with some guy and he was veering into some script where I was his wife who drugged his beer and yeah, ok but then I think he just wanted a beer but it was all blurred reality with the sex game and I put 2 Zyprexa in his beer bottle and dude went down...hard. I had to dress him and get him back to his loft but he was practically dead from the sedatives and I didn't know where he lived exactly and just kind of rolled him out the car onto the curb off Lovejoy and sped off at 4am.

Z. My dad worked at some building under the 405. I lived a few blocks up the street and would find other routes to walk to the arena for fear of running into him

[bambifornia]

huuUOOoLRgGghh fiinnne I can't stay away from you all

i bring more autobot!swindle. plus my attempt at writing his backstory

disclaimer : most of the stuff below isn't canon i just wrote this for fun. if u guys wanna make ur own swindle backstories i invite yall to do so :D we will make our own swindle content

swindle came online during cybertron's early years of the age of expansion. the autobots (with their goal to expand cybertron's empire) engineered a set of bots who would serve cybertron as its intergalactic merchants, programmed to be ambitious bots who sought profit. they also came with bigger processors (for storing transactions and whatnot) and versatile frames (so they could withstand organic climates)

shortly after coming online, swindle was assigned a teacher (another merchant) who'd pass down the knowledge of the trade. swindle did his best to keep up with his lessons

as a student, swindle was determined and clever. as a bot, though...eughh...

- he had less of a filter, and didn't know how to keep a poker face

- his little new England accent used to be a lot thicker (think earthspark swindle)

- very friendly, had a lot of amicas back in the day (he was definitely the "I know a bot" guy). it was a struggle for him to keep quiet

- loved hands on activities, hated sitting still

- kept a journal detailing his intergalactic trips. tried to doodle any organics he found interesting

- LOVED shiny stuff. he was like a crow lmao

- his sharp glossa would sometimes get his aft beat

- despite being a chatterbox, he wasn't as suave back then. he'd often get himself in awkward situations, which he'd try to talk himself out of the embarrassment but he'd end up digging a deeper hole for himself

- petty king. also kinda nosy and had a thing for gossip

- loved pranking, and teased the bots he liked

once he was ready, swindle was given a ship and assigned a trading post (as a starting point). from that point, swindle was a rootin tootin merchant and nothing bad ever happened to him again :D...

...

until the quintessa skirmishes

the age of expansion ended with border disputes between cybertron and quintessa. multiple skirmishes sproutted along the border, and while swindle didn't fight in them, he was certainly caught in the crossfire. swindle ended up with a broken ship, a looted inventory, and a bungled up frame. he had to return to cybertron for repairs

back on cybertron, swindle finds a planet wildly different from the one he knows. tensions between autobots and decepticons are rising, and the banks aren't holding up that great. swindle finds himself in a tight spot (financially speaking) since he still has to deal with his losses from quintessa. unable to go back to his actual merchant job, swindle resorts to taking odd jobs to keep himself afloat (yes, even stealing)

when the war breaks out, swindle gets drafted into the front lines (a decision that still baffles him to this day). since he's not much of a fighter, the autobots have swindle work as a spy, ordering him to smuggle weapons out of decepticon servos...

in future hindsight, that was a poor decision

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wrapping it up here because i don't want this post to get too long LMAO but I still have more ideas for him if yall are interested. just know that this is not the end of swindle lore

ALSO I finally came up with autobot!swindle designations :D I've narrowed it down to 3 and I need help deciding. it's either between

quickdime - cuz. you know. he's always looking to make a quick buck

treasury - his subspace acts like a treasury if you kinda think about it

fortune - idk it sounds cute. besides fortune tends to "favor the bold and clever"

if u made it this far then congrats. thank u for listening to me yap. have a bonus doodle

[yanaleese]

Karma's Biography - V1!

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DEAR MR. AND MRS. SANGRE,

THIS IS REPORT #53 REGARDING 'TARGET S-069', KARMA SANGRE. THE INFORMATION BELOW ARE AS FOLLOWS:

NAME: KARMA SANGRE GENDER: MALE HEIGHT: 7'2 / 220 cm AGE: 28 DATE OF BIRTH: DECEMBER 21ST NATIONALITY: SALVADORIAN PLACE OF BIRTH: EL SALVADOR, LA PAZ, CUIDAD ARCE CURRENT RESIDENCE: NORTH CAROLINA, WILMINGTON, KINGS GRANT SPECIES: VAMPIRE MAIN LANGUAGES: SPANISH, ENGLISH PAST AFFILIATIONS: S.D.E [SANGRE DE EVA] CURRENT AFFILIATIONS: NONE [ROUGE] PAST RELATIONSHIPS: THE SANGRE FAMILY, THE MEJÍA FAMILY CURRENT RELATIONSHIP:[Y/N][L/N] OCCUPATION: HACKER NORMAL WEAPONRY: DAGGERS PREFERRED WEAPON OF CHOICE: CHAINSAW

PERSONALITY: TARGET IS VIGILANT, RESERVED, AND MISCHEVIOUS. HE IS VERY SHARP IN PICKING UP CONVERSATIONS, AND HIGHLY EXPERIENCED IN LONG AND SHORT-RANGED COMBAT. HIS STRENGTH ALSO LIES NOT IN HIS BRAWN, BUT IN HIS INTELLIGENCE. HOWEVER, HIS WEAKNESS LIES IN COMMUNICATION, OR LACK OF IN TERMS OF TEAMWORK. HE IS MUCH MORE SUITABLE AND HENCE, MORE DANGEROUS AS A ONE ON ONE COMBATANT OVERALL. FOOD OF CHOICE: YUCA CON CHICHARRÓN COLOUR OF CHOICE: PRUSSIAN BLUE HOBBIES: PARKOUR, PHOTOGRAPHY, WEIGHTLIFTING, SWIMMING, MOTORCYCLING, SURVEILLING HIS PARTNER [L/N], PLAYING ONLINE AND TRADITIONAL GAMES SUCH AS JIGSAW PUZZLES, SUDOKU, SOLITAIRE, AND POKER.

CONCLUDING THOUGHTS: THE LIKELIHOOD OF THE TARGET RETURNING TO THE SANGRE FAMILY WILLINGLY IS QUITE LOW. SINCE THE MEJÍA AND SANGRE DISCOURSE, THERE HAS BEEN NO ACTIVE CONVERSATION BETWEEN HIM AND HIS FAMILY FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS.

BEST COURSE OF ACTION: IT IS BEST THAT WE WAIT FOR AN OPENING. THOUGH HE HAS REDUCED SECURITY, HE IS STILL ON THE LOOKOUT FOR OUR MEMBERS OF STAFF. CONTACT HONEY BADGER AND TELL HIM TO STAY DOWN UNTIL OUR UPDATED REPORT IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.

1/18/2024, SENT 4:15 AM - REPORT MADE BY HALSLEE BRACHETTE.

UPCOMING REPORT DATE: 2/1/2024.

- END OF REPORT -

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If you have any questions in regards to Karma and his lore, please send an ask to my inbox.

@eliijah-xo

[some-stars]

Did y'all know it's bizarrely and inexplicably difficult to find the full text of Dylan Thomas's "Altarwise by owl-light" online? A bunch of places have what they claim is that poem but it's only the first few stanzas. I eventually found one (1) PDF of his complete poems, and then I had to extract it from the PDF except I didn't have all the tools I use at work to make that take about three minutes total. FYI if you ever need to process a PDF thru your browser, the IT guys at my work (a very large, very risk-averse corporation) have us use ilovepdf for some tasks that acrobat can't do (but it can also replicate various adobe functions), so I'd recommend that as the least-likely-to-damage-your-computer free option.

ANYWAY the point is, this poem is SO good and SO important and SO cool, and it shouldn't be so incredibly hard to find, so here it is. It's long. I strongly suggest reading it aloud, and don't try to understand anything the first time through, just let it happen to you and really experience the words.

Altarwise by owl-light

I. Altarwise by owl-light in the half-way house The gentleman lay graveward with his furies; Abaddon in the hangnail cracked from Adam, And, from his fork, a dog among the fairies, The atlas-eater with a jaw for news, Bit out the mandrake with to-morrow’s scream. Then, penny-eyed, that gentleman of wounds, Old cock from nowheres and the heaven’s egg, With bones unbuttoned to the half-way winds, Hatched from the windy salvage on one leg, Scraped at my cradle in a walking word That night of time under the Christward shelter: I am the long world’s gentleman, he said, And share my bed with Capricorn and Cancer.

II. Death is all metaphors, shape in one history; The child that sucketh long is shooting up, The planet-ducted pelican of circles Weans on an artery the gender’s strip; Child of the short spark in a shapeless country Soon sets alight a long stick from the cradle; The horizontal cross-bones of Abaddon, You by the cavern over the black stairs, Rung bone and blade, the verticals of Adam, And, manned by midnight, Jacob to the stars. Hairs of your head, then said the hollow agent, Are but the roots of nettles and of feathers Over these groundworks thrusting through a pavement And hemlock-headed in the wood of weathers.

III. First there was the lamb on knocking knees And three dead seasons on a climbing grave That Adam’s wether in the flock of horns, Butt of the tree-tailed worm that mounted Eve, Horned down with skullfoot and the skull of toes On thunderous pavements in the garden time; Rip of the vaults, I took my marrow-ladle Out of the wrinkled undertaker’s van, And, Rip Van Winkle from a timeless cradle, Dipped me breast-deep in the descended bone; The black ram, shuffling of the year, old winter, Alone alive among his mutton fold, We rung our weathering changes on the ladder, Said the antipodes, and twice spring chimed,

IV. What is the metre of the dictionary? The size of genesis? the short spark’s gender? Shade without shape? the shape of Pharaoh’s echo? (My shape of age nagging the wounded whisper). Which sixth of wind blew out the burning gentry? (Questions are hunchbacks to the poker marrow). What of a bamboo man among your acres? Corset the boneyards for a crooked boy? Button your bodice on a hump of splinters, My camel’s eyes will needle through the shroud. Love’s reflection of the mushroom features, stills snapped by night in the bread-sided field, Once close-up smiling in the wall of pictures, Arc-lamped thrown back upon the cutting flood.

V. And from the windy West came two-gunned Gabriel, From Jesu’s sleeve trumped up the king of spots, The sheath-decked jacks, queen with a shuffled heart; Said the fake gentleman in suit of spades, Black-tongued and tipsy from salvation’s bottle. Rose my Byzantine Adam in the night. For loss of blood I fell on Ishmael’s plain, Under the milky mushroos slew my hunger, A climbing sea from Asia had me down And Jonah’s Moby snatched me by the hair, Cross-stroked salt Adam to the frozen angel Pin-legged on pole-hills with a black medusa By waste seas where the white bear quoted Virgil And sirens singing from our lady’s sea-straw.

VI. Cartoon of slashes on the tide-traced crater, He in a book of water tallow-eyed By lava’s light split through the oyster vowels And burned sea silence on a wick of words. Pluck, cock, my sea eye, said medusa’s scripture, Lop, love, my fork tongue, said the pin-hilled nettle; And love plucked out the stinging siren’s eye, Old cock from nowheres lopped the minstrel tongue Till tallow I blew from the wax’s tower The fats of midnight when the salt was singing; Adam, time’s joker, on a witch of cardboard Spelt out the seven seas, an evil index, The bagpipe-breasted ladies in the deadweed Blew out the blood gauze through the wound of manwax.

VII. Now stamp the Lord’s Prayer on a grain of rice, A Bible-leaved of all the written woods Strip to this tree: a rocking alphabet, Genesis in the root, the scarecrow word, And one light’s language in the book of trees. Doom on deniers at the wind-turned statement. Time’s tune my ladies with the teats of music, The scaled sea-sawers, fix in a naked sponge Who sucks the bell-voiced Adam out of magic, Time, milk, and magic, from the world beginning. Time is the tune my ladies lend their heartbreak, From bald pavilions and the house of bread Time tracks the sound of shape on man and cloud, On rose and icicle the ringing handprint.

VIII. This was the crucifixion on the mountain, Time’s nerve in vinegar, the gallow grave As tarred with blood as the bright thorns I wept; The world’s my wound, God’s Mary in her grief, Bent like three trees and bird-papped through her shift, With pins for teardrops is the long wound’s woman. This was the sky, Jack Christ, each minstrel angle Drove in the heaven-driven of the nails Till the three-coloured rainbow from my nipples From pole to pole leapt round the snail-waked world I by the tree of thieves, all glory’s sawbones, Unsex the skeleton this mountain minute, And by this blowclock witness of the sun Suffer the heaven’s children through my heartbeat.

IX. From the oracular archives and the parchment, Prophets and fibre kings in oil and letter, The lamped calligrapher, the queen in splints, Buckle to lint and cloth their natron footsteps, Draw on the glove of prints, dead Cairo’s henna Pour like a halo on the caps and serpents. This was the resurrection in the desert, Death from a bandage, rants the mask of scholars Gold on such features, and the linen spirit Weds my long gentleman to dusts and furies; With priest and pharaoh bed my gentle wound, World in the sand, on the triangle landscape, With stones of odyssey for ash and garland And rivers of the dead around my neck.

X. Let the tale’s sailor from a Christian voyage Atlaswise hold half-way off the dummy bay Time’s ship-racked gospel on the globe I balance: So shall winged harbours through the rockbirds’ eyes Spot the blown word, and on the seas I image December’s thorn screwed in a brow of holly. Let the first Peter from a rainbow’s quayrail Ask the tall fish swept from the bible east, What rhubarb man peeled in her foam-blue channel Has sown a flying garden round that sea-ghost? Green as beginning, let the garden diving Soar, with its two bark towers, to that Day When the worm builds with the gold straws of venom My nest of mercies in the rude, red tree.

-Dylan Thomas

[lamemaster]

The Silmarillion Elves Finding My Mutual's Blog

AN: why am I doing this? Lack of brain cells, I tell you. But here we go (lmk if you would like to be removed...I don't intend to offend anyone). A small gift for mutuals and feel free to add more blogs if needed.

Summary: How would characters from the Silmarillion react to finding my mutual's blogs. Purely based on my interpretation which may or may not be messed up.

@asianbutnotjapanese: the loremaster with all the records. Elrond and Finrod. Do I need to say more? This trio would sit together to appreciate all the writings together. A group that thrives together as they compare their findings.

Finrod's appreciation might originate in the form of odes complimented by the notes of his harp.

Kings and queens of reblogging stuff for easier access.

@doodle-pops: There's going to be a crowd here. But the chief guest of this gathering can be none other than Fingon. Accompanied by Glorfindel and Fingolfin (because I see you with that sugar daddy fic Mina).

I completely expect Fingon to encounter the blog, binge-read everything and then create his own the very next day (and yes, he will write the most cursed ships). This elf will create multiple other accounts to comment on the Fingon fics...Will jokingly compare the note count of his fic with that of Maedhros'.

Glorfindel is just another golden retriever. He will meticulously thank you and the rebloggers (celebrates humbly at his popularity). And he will be the one to send super sweet 'you're amazing' kind of asks to the writer.

Fingofin will become an established annon on the blog. No one knows it's him. His online personality is 180 from his real life. (He's got some ships and opinions and mans won't stop from stating them *aggressively*.

@a-world-of-whimsy-5: The Ainur. Sauron, Namo, and Irmo (Manwe and Eonwe are lurking) are here and they will read everything. Don't be surprised if you get a bunch of passionate Sauron requests by an 'annon' the next day. Very specific requests.

Irmo on the other hand reads even the spiciest fics with a poker face late at night. I can just imagine him laying with his phone in his hand as he scrolls through the blog. A quiet existence but don't be surprised when you wake up with 50 notes and a new followers.

Namo will start by restraining himself to the sfw fics but somehow ends up reading nsfw and goes down the rabbit hole. Next day the he can't look anyone in the eye (especially Manwe). Decides never to do that again only to come back for more (don't even bring him close to hurt no comfort, this Ainur cried for Luthien. He can't handle angst).

@wandererindreams: Ulmo, Manwe, Eru, and The Void. Just a merry group having existential conversations. You all would be sitting there with your copy of texts and believe me Eru will pull out receipts to prove shit.

The sight of the Void being hyped by all the extensive headcanons...chef's kiss. Literal black hole feels included in the fandom for the first time.

Manwe and Ulmo would be there with wisdom and appreciation for your deep contemplation. Both commenting their piece and views about the subject in lengthy comments.

Eru will be taking notes. I can envision Iluvatar, playing devil's advocate (ironic) and arguing against anything and everything. Eru likes hooman who challenge him (ask Numenorians).

@animatorweirdo: Maglor and Sauron. The second eldest Feanorian will be found blushing as he reads your works and he will revisit the blog in bouts of day-dreaming of his true love. Leaves adorable emojis in the comments.

Believe me, Sauron would get some pretty interesting ideas from all your sci-fi fics. Now he really really really needs a vampire plus werewolf SO so bad. This maia will flourish under all the attention given to him. Follows fervently but will like sparingly (he's got an image to maintain).

I would also spy a lingering Maedhros but he's got the tired mom energy so he'll be a flickering presence who remembers Tumblr once every 3 months.

Lamemaster: dead. Feanor or Finwe will smite me the second they see my blog.

[oceanlipgloss]

𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗪𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘? 𝗢𝗕𝗘𝗬 𝗠𝗘! 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧

XXII.V.MMXXIII—ongoing.

Writings marked with ‘⭒’ are personal favourites, whilst those labelled with ‘🍦’ are birthday creations, their genres stated; ‘A.’ refers to angst, ‘D.’ to dark themes, ‘E.’ to implicit erotica, ‘F.’ to fluff, ‘S.’ to suggestive and ‘T.’ to tragedy. The characters I really like, on on the other hand, have a ‘♡’ next to their names—while ‘♡+’ belongs to the most beloved ones of mine.

⋆ ⋆ ⋆ ´ˎ˗

𝗔𝗦𝗠𝗢𝗗𝗘𝗨𝗦

Bauble⭒‘A.’

Cherry ‘A.’

Honeymoon ‘A.’

Moulin Rouge ‘E.+T.’

Pink Jeans ‘E.’

Roses ‘T.’

Soap⭒‘T.’

Sweetheart Soirée ‘E.+F.’

Two Swans ‘T.’

When the Glow Disappears ‘F.’

𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗦

Arteries and Veins ‘T.’

China Doll ‘S.’

Dollhouse ‘E.’

Harlequin⭒‘A.’

Mannequin ‘E.+F.’

Pottery⭒‘A.+F.’

Sculpture ‘A.’

Siren in Church ‘A.’

Tea Party⭒‘F.’

Venom ‘A.’

Wishes to the Devil ‘A.’

𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗟𝗭𝗘𝗕𝗨𝗕

Cake ‘S.’

Teeth⭒‘S.’

𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗚𝗢𝗥 ♡

Ice Cream Truck⭒‘F.’

Milk⭒‘A.’

Roman Holiday ‘A.’

𝗗𝗜𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗟𝗢

Amira ‘A.’

Blood-Red ‘E.’

Darkness ‘A.’

Heartbreak Hotel ‘A.+S.’

𝗟𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡

Gaming Bible ‘E.+F.’

Glued⭒‘F.’

Online Friends⭒‘A.’

Tangerine Dream ‘F.’

Video Game ‘F.’

𝗟𝗨𝗖𝗜𝗙𝗘𝗥 ♡

Father✝⭒‘D.+E.’

Hades⭒‘A.’

Hopeless Romantic ‘A.’

Monsters ‘T.’

Niflheim ‘T.’

Paper Moon ‘A.’

Religion⭒‘A.’

Russian Roulette⭒‘A.’

Seraphim⭒‘F.’

The Birth of Demons ‘T.’

The Greatest ‘A.’

The Nun ‘T.’

White Forever ‘T.’

𝗟𝗨𝗞𝗘 [PLATONIC]

Talisman ‘T.’

𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗠𝗢𝗡 ♡

Carnival⭒‘F.’

Cinnamon and Stars🍦‘F.’

Disco⭒‘A.+F.’

Dream Girl⭒‘F.’

King of Hearts ‘T.’

Motion Picture⭒‘E.+F.’

Poker Face⭒‘D.’

Sandwich Press⭒‘A.’

Queen of Disaster ‘T.’

Vulture⭒‘A.’

Wildfire ‘T.’

𝗠𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗦 ♡+

Darlings⭒‘F.’

Frankenstein⭒‘F.’

Lunchbox⭒‘F.’

Nice⭒🍦‘F.’

One Midsummer Night⭒‘A.+F.’

Out of the Blue⭒‘F.’

Victorian⭒‘F.’

𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗟 ♡

Once upon a Time ‘A.’

𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗡 ♡

Cheshire Cat⭒‘D.+F.+T.’

Lover⭒‘T.’

Lullaby ‘T.’

Through the Years🍦‘F.’

Till Death Do Us Part ‘D.+F.+T.’

Venice ‘A.’

Violet Scandal ‘A.+F.’

𝗦𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗢𝗡 ♡

Black Beauty⭒‘S.’

Celestial Hue ‘T.’

Dolce Amara ‘A.’

Legends ‘A.’

Mermaids⭒‘F.’

Paradise ‘A.+F.’

Profane⭒‘T.’

𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗠𝗢𝗡

Adam and Eve ‘F.’

Ares, Mars ‘T.’

Candlelit⭒‘F.’

Fairy⭒‘F.’

Numbers⭒‘A.’

Rapunzel🍦‘F.’

Togetherness ‘A.+F.’

+ note: in all pieces that handle romance and/or dealings of the heart, my MC always stars as the heroine; as such, the pronouns are feminine.

+ series: ‘The Niflheim’ is the first—and currently only—series of works. It comprises of ‘Niflheim,’ ‘Lullaby,’ ‘Ares, Mars,’ ‘Arteries and Veins,’ ‘Celestial Hue,’ and ‘Queen of Disaster.’

+ 𝗠𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧

+ 𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗢𝗪𝗡

©𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙜𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙨; 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴, 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘮, 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘩𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥.

[acceleracers-baby]

Acceleracers HC’s! Game Night! Teku Edition!

Teku

(Nolo Pasaro, Vert Wheeler, Shirako Takamoto, Kurt Wylde & Karma Eiss)

+Bonus Round

(Brian Kadeem & Banjee Castillo)

Teku

Nolo Pasaro - Growing up, Nolo had a pack of Bicycle brand playing cards and a dream. Now, he can run a whole game night with nothing but that same pack of cards. In fact, he does it regularly. Poker, Rummy, War, you name it. He knows the rules like the back of his hand. His all time favorite however, is Spoons. No matter who’s playing, it always gets absurdly intense. He loves watching everyone scramble to snatch a spoon when a suit of four is thrown down. The Teku are definitely intense, but it only gets worse when the rivalry between them and the Metal Maniac turns friendly, and they start getting invited to join. On the other hand, watching Mark practically throw himself over the table in an effort to snatch a spoon before his brother could grab one has got to be one of the funniest things he’s ever witnessed.

Very Wheeler - Skate 3 connoisseur. Vert fucking LOVES Pictionary. Like I don’t know to explain to y’all how hard this dude laughs watching people’s interpretations of what the original prompt was devolve into sometimes completely unrelated or ridiculous. Vert has even taken to throwing in some of his own prompts just to mix the game up a bit. For example- “Worlds Greatest Driver” was a prompt that Kurt got to start with. Obviously, he drew a stick figure version of himself. Mark was right after him, so seeing the shitty stick version of his brother, he just wrote down “bastard.” It devolved further from there. Another fun one was when Banjee got the prompt “Fast & Furious” and forgot that the movies existed, so he just drew Taro under the pretense that he fit description.

Shirako Takamoto - Shirako is a master at Mario Party. It’s gotten to the point where it’s basically everyone vs. Shirako whenever they play. He’s just too good at all the mini games. They will actively try and sabotage him and it doesn’t even matter, he’ll still end the game with the most stars collected. He has the strats!!! On top of that, he’s also unusually good at Scrabble for some reason. People assume it has something to do with all the music he listens to, but really he just plays it online all the time, so when game night rolls around he just destroys everyone. Vert lost his mind when Shirako played the word “quixotic” once. He was convinced Shirako was just making up words for high scores, but lo and behold, they looked it up and it’s a legal word to play!

Kurt Wylde - King of pit maneuvering people off the track ironically enjoys the game Sorry. The joy he feels booting someone back to the start is only matched by the excitement he feels during a race. He literally is such a rude bastard (lovingly). He is 100% the type of player to always boot the same person back to start just to mess with them. In his mind, less competition means a better chance at winning. Uno is a very close second. He will legit sit on those +2 & +4 cards and just wait to ruin someone’s day. “Oh you’re about to call uno? Go ahead and pick up the whole deck.” Like Vert, he also takes some liberties with those ‘make your own rule’ cards. They’re always so targeted too. Stuff like ‘let Monkey drive your car or pick up 25 cards’ and ‘get Taro to talk for more than 5 minutes or swap a hands with who’s losing.”

Karma Eiss - Battleship baby!! She is the queen of strategy games especially when it comes to stuff that involves reading people. Like, by the time someone hits one of her ships, she’s usually got half their fleet wiped out. People have tells. The closer she is to whoever she’s playing with, the faster the game goes. Particularly with people who wear their hearts on their sleeves. Vert and Nolo are the easiest to beat by far. Vert always tries to laugh or talk about something else when Karma hits close to one of his ships and Nolo over compensates. Kurt’s a little harder to beat because he’s got a pretty good poker face, but Shirako is definitely the hardest. Due to him constantly just vibing, he’s nearly impossible to read.

Bonus Round

Brian Kadeem - Kadeem’s a big Jenga guy. It’s so simple, yet so fun. His favorite part is when the tower is getting ridiculous tall and precarious so anytime anyone reachers for a block everyone goes silent and tense, watching to see if they’ll be next person to knock it down. It helps that Kadeem has impressively steady hands too. Like, this dude could have been a doctor if he really wanted to. Twister comes in at a close second. I feel like Kadeem is pretty flexible so the game is more entertaining than it is challenging. He loves being the one to spin the wheel because it gives him time to cackle at his friends getting all twisted up. Seriously, halfway through the game when everyone’s practically stacked on top of each other, Kadeem is usually laughing so hard that he’s on the ground with them.

Banjee Castillo - Banjee is the literal king of Mario Cart. He loves it so much he will unironically put on the Coconut Mall theme song sometimes while he’s driving. He swears it makes him go faster. It definitely doesn’t, but don’t tell him that. Banjee always knows the best cart combos and where all the best short cuts are. He usually finishes WAY ahead of all the other drivers, which always leads to some light hearted banter about how he should be as good as he is in the game on the actual track. Sometimes, he will purposely hang back or false start so that way he can use items to mess with the other players. Red shells are the best but after hours of gameplay, Banjee has gotten deadly accurate with the green shells too. Nobody is safe.

——— Thanks for Reading! ———

[piduai]

mine is one of those girls who are like omfggg i'm so happy i got himmm he's the dreamiest 😍 and then show you a picture of the blandest most nondescript man in the world who seemingly has no job and an online poker addiction. except he's a syndicate finance bro who drives a sports car and the nondescript guy is a crusty eyed purse dog who was made king of criminals by some divine error that warrants another post

[bonyfish]

I can't sleep so here are some fun facts about my upbringing

When we were little, my dad trained me to be good at chess and my sister to be good at poker. Sometimes he'd do endgame drills: he would set up a board with just a king and pawn on his side and a king, pawn, and knight or queen on mine, and he would see if I could beat him. I am not remotely good at chess anymore but my sister still has a very impressive poker face.

I don't eat meat anymore but my first clear memory is of sashimi

When I was in high school my dad taught me to do some basic stunt driving, controlled skids and the like. I have mostly forgotten how though.

When I was in my late teens or early twenties, my dad booked my sister and I a half-day pistol training intensive course with a heavily tattooed ex-military guy named Jeremiah who had incongruously stunning eyelashes. We started at maybe 6 in the morning because it was July in Indiana and well over 90 degrees by the time we finished around noon. We learned how to field-strip a Glock 19 and did target practice. By the time we were done, my right hand was so sore that I was a better shot with my left, which is very much not my dominant hand.

Relatedly, if you search my birth name online, I think you can still find a photo of my dad teaching me to shoot at the age of 7.

We didn't really eat together or have formalized meal times, and I didn't quite get the hang of using silverware until college. I could manage a single fork or spoon, but when cutting things I would hold my implements in my fists and clumsily mangle my food. My high school girlfriend taught me to cook.

After I moved out, my mom sent me a book purporting to be a guide on how to live through an EMP attack. It had a whole section on how important the Christian bible would be to rebuilding life after the collapse of society as we know it, including specific passages that may be of use. I called my mom up and asked very tentatively if she had actually read the book before sending it to me, on account of we're Jewish and various flavors of agnostic. She said she skimmed it.

When I was 7 or 8, an animal got trapped in the wall between our kitchen and bathroom, and it would scrabble around in there and make a very alarming scuttling-scraping noise. I found this very frightening, so my mother decided to give the animal a name, like a pet, to make it less scary. (The name was Egbert.) This was a creative solution and might have worked, but we had never had pets, so I had no frame of reference for how I was supposed to feel about that. Egbert later chewed his way out and emerged from a pile of dirty dishes before disappearing under the oven. He was tentatively identified as a southern flying squirrel.

One time in high school some friends tried to drive to my house and got lost for two hours.

[k8-says-------hi]

king charles committed suicide because i beat him at online poker

[smoothmedia]

Shows I've Seen Every Episode

Alice in Borderland

Arcane: League of Legends

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Banshee

Big Little Lies

Black Mirror

Breaking Bad

Chappelle Show

Cobra Kai

Cyberpunk: Edgerunner

Dark

Deadwood

Dexter

Dragon Ball Z (Kai, Super)

Family Guy

Fargo

Friends

Futurama

Game of Thrones

Hawkeye

Heroes

Homeland

House of the Dragon

How to get away with Murder

Hunter X Hunter

Invincible

Jett

Loki

Lost

Lovecraft Country

Mad Men

Moon Knight

Mr. Robot

Ms. Marvel

Narcos

Naruto

Only Murders in the Building

Ozark

Oz

Poker Face

Prison Break

Ray Donovan

Reacher

Rick & Morty

She Hulk

Smash

Sons of Anarcy

South Park

Stranger Things

Sword Art Online

The Boondocks

The boys

The Duece

The Falcon and Winter Solider

The Last of Us

The Sopronos

The Wire

The Witcher

True Blood

True Detective

Wandavision

Warrior

Watchmen

Wednesday

You

Shows I Never Seen Any Episode Of

American Gods

American Horror Story

Atlanta

Barry

Berserk

Billions

Black Clover

Black Sails

Boardwalk Empire

Brooklyn Nine Nine

Castlevania

Chernobyl

Community

Doctor Who

Dr. Stone

Euphoria

Firefly

Ironfist

Kingdom

Luke Cage

My Dress up Darling

Naruto: Shippuden

Outlander

Parks & Recreaction

Peacemaker

Rome

Sense8

Severance

Smallville

Star Wars (Any of them... The Clone Wars, Bad Batch, The Book of Bobafett, Visions, Andor, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Tales of the Jedi etc.)

Steins Gate

Succession

Superstore

Supernatural

Ted Lasso

The Defenders

The Fear of the Walking Dead

The Last Kingdom

The Legend of Korra

The Owl House

The Punisher

The Sandman

The White Lotus

Vikings

Vinland Saga

What we do in the Shadows

Yellowstone

Shows I've Started But Haven't Finished (Last episode I seen in parentheses)

Assassination Classroom (episode 4)

Attack on Titan (Season 2 Episode 12 "Scream")

Battlestar Galactica (Episode 11)

Beef (Epsiode 4)

Better Call Saul (I dont remember but I believe I seen most of Season 1)

Bleach (Never seen but I read the Manga, even that Alphabet war arc)

Chainsaw Man (Episode 2)

Deathnote (About 3 episodes)

Demon Slayer (Episode 7)

Daredevil (I think I saw 1 or 2 episodes but dont remember)

Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood (Episode 14 or 15)

Gravity Falls (Episode 1)

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (seen 3 or 4 episodes here and there)

Jessica Jones (Season 1)

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Season 1, Episode 5)

Jujutsu Kaisen (Only 1 epsiode)

Money Heist (Season 3)

My Hero Academia (About 33 episodes)

One Piece (I read the Manga to Wano, so in episode terms I'm probably around episode 960)

Orphan Black (2 Seasons)

Peaky Blinders (Season 1)

Power (Season 1)

Ranking of Kings (6 episodes)

Rings of Power (Episode 2)

Snowfall (Season 1)

Solar Opposites (One episode)

Spy x Family (Episode 9)

Swarm (Episode 4)

The 100 (Season 1)

The Leftovers (Season 1)

The Legend of Vox Machina (Episode 3)

The Office (Season 2 Episode 6 "The Fight")

The Orville (Season 1, Episode 3)

The Umbrella Academy (Season 1, Episode 2)

The Walking Dead (For the tv show, somewhere in Season 6, I never met Neagan. But I have read the comics)

Titans (Season 3, Episode 2)

Twin Peaks (Episode 1)

Westworld (Season one)

[dxncingxnmyown]

@frvgcleternty | Javier and Malai, Evening of the Masked Ball

It takes Malai, Xavier, and a handful of low-level threats to convince Javier to sober up for the night's activities. Frankly, it would be a more relaxing use of time; sitting with a drink, playing a bit of online poker, and maybe indulging in an illicit vice. Instead, he's brought into the the Portuguese Castle wearing a designer tuxedo with a God-awful mask over his face. And despite the masks, he can tell they would all look upon him; the newly engaged and "reformed" bachelor King who found love in a Danish Princess. If only they knew. "I don't know why you dragged me here, Mal. I could've just written a fucking cheque." Javier gripes by his sister's side, tugging at the corners of his eye mask. "It's not like Val's gonna care if I show up or not. And what if-" He sighs, shaking his head, yet the implication is in his words. What if Isolde is here?

[pepsi-maxwell]

hi vinny i wanted to tell you. remember this post you made at (your tumblr url)/post/718621123731947520/. well i quoted it almost verbatim during brody kings most recent whatnot stream (it was relevant to the convo at hand atm) and I'm Sorry about the stolen valor. but youre literally so right. and brody and his wife emily thought it was funny and Emphatically agreed. emily was backstage (she has a job at AEW now btw! i heard it from that stream, but she also confirmed this in ethan page's latest toyhunt vlog that just went up. shes managing props and shit like charlie ramone. she helped with the barbed wire poker chip from anarchy in the arena that mox and kenny were slamming each other on, and with bcc's spraypainted vests.) & she said that her + everyone she was with watching the monitors were super weirded out & that the vibe was fuckin rancid. also brody threw shade at violent idols for not having that many twitter followers and for not being that good at covering wild thing lmao. musician on musician violence. it was great. i just really wanted to tell you.

this isnt relevant but id be remiss if i didnt also mention that emily showed us a picture on her phone of brody wearing julia harts cathedral window hat from DoN

HELP FUCK I FORGOT TO ANSWER THIS I'M

honestly steal that valor, i... maaaay have stolen it from my partner who is not online anyway 😅 god yeah it was fucking weird, like. love that brody gave them shade and that it wasn't just us weirded the fuck out by it!

also holy fuck if ever i needed to see an image, brody in julia's cathedral hat is it <3333

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I don’t really know what my point is with this ramble but I really wanted to share this story cause it’s been on my mind and I thought it was interesting. Idk

so to preface this: I’m pretty much as weird in person as I am online, at least with people I’m comfortable with. Every day I bring up a random fact that has nothing to do with literally anything we’re talking about just because it popped up in my mind (e.g. your heart is the size of a rat, a squirrel or old need to fall like 5k miles to die cause it would have to starve to death cause it can survive terminal velocity, ways to kill people, etc.). Just random science or historical facts that they don’t actually need to know but that I do know. Sometimes it gets really funny and my friends have just normalized me telling them weird shit.

I am also very intelligent. This feels like bragging and I hate bragging but to understand the story you have to know that I am the smartest person in my grade and regarded by a lot of my friends as one of the smartest people they know overall.

My point with that being: when I tell people weird shit, they believe me.

I was having a conversation with a friend. They’re one of the smartest kids in my class. To be fair, they are kind of naïve with real world stuff but academically or at least scientifically they typically know when something sounds off. I have to repeat they are VERY smart.

Another thing: I like to mess with my friends. I often make up random shit and mix it in with the true shit. I am the king of dumb, bad humor.

So I was talking to the friend. A third friend had gone to go get a drink and left us alone. I took the opportunity of a lull in conversation to mess with them. I looked up at the sky and said, “did you know the sky isn’t real?” She looked at me skeptically. I went on to tell them about how the sky is actually a lie created by the government and instead of an atmosphere and then space, it’s a ceiling above us. There are different layers of the earth like an apartment building. Oh, and the earth is flat, so they’re just stacked one on top of another. Mind you, this isn’t lore for a WIP or anything. I just got bored and started pulling all this out of my ass. The thing is, as I expounded about the sky not being real, they just stood there absorbing the information and nodding.

They are a fucking terrible liar, by the way. No poker face. Wears their heart on their sleeve, etc. I can also tell by people’s faces when they are lying.

and when I stopped talking, they were like, “really?” And I said “yeah” but I broke and started laughing and laughing and they smiled and laughed a little and said something like “oh, huh, that’s relieving I thought you were gonna tell me about some scientific evidence and studies done recently that said all this and that would’ve been terrifying.”

This was the most absurd shit that I got off the top of my head, and this very intelligent person believed me. I don’t know why. But it was a fascinating experience. And kind of terrifying. No matter what circumstances you are under, don’t believe anything without checking for yourself.

[teenpattimasteroldversion]

Teen Patti Master: The Game of Strategy and Skill

Teen Patti, often referred to as the "Indian Poker," is a card game that has captivated the hearts and minds of millions for generations. Its roots can be traced back to India, where it has become a staple of social gatherings, festivals, and family events. Over time, Teen Patti has evolved, and today, it stands as one of the most popular gambling games, both in physical and online formats. Becoming a Teen Patti Master requires a combination of luck, strategy, and keen observation. Let's delve into what it takes to master this intriguing card game.

Understanding the Basics of Teen Patti

At its core, Teen Patti is a game that involves 3 to 6 players who are dealt three cards each from a standard deck of 52 cards. The goal is to form the best possible hand according to the game’s ranking system. Teen Patti is played in various formats, but the classic rules and hand rankings remain mostly the same across all variations.

The hand rankings, from highest to lowest, are:

Trail (Set): Three of the same rank, such as three kings or three aces.

Pure Sequence (Straight Flush): Three consecutive cards of the same suit, like 5♠ 6♠ 7♠.

Sequence (Straight): Three consecutive cards of different suits, such as 7♠ 8♦ 9♣.

Color (Flush): Three cards of the same suit, but not in sequence.

Pair: Two cards of the same rank, such as two queens.

High Card: If no other hand is formed, the highest single card wins.

The game usually begins with a boot, which is a mandatory contribution to the pot made by each player. The dealer then deals three face-down cards to each player, and the betting begins. The rounds of betting continue until all players have either folded, called, or gone all-in, with the player holding the best hand winning the pot.

Strategy: The Path to Becoming a Teen Patti Master

While Teen Patti is a game of chance to some extent, a Teen Patti Master knows that skill and strategy play a critical role in determining the outcome of the game. Here are a few strategies that can help you elevate your game:

Know When to Fold: One of the most important aspects of Teen Patti is understanding when to fold. Holding onto weak hands hoping for a miracle can deplete your chips quickly. If you have a low-ranking hand, it’s often wise to fold and conserve your resources for a stronger hand.

Bluffing: Bluffing is a critical component of Teen Patti. It allows you to deceive your opponents into thinking you have a stronger hand than you actually do. However, bluffing requires good timing and a read on your opponents. A Teen Patti Master knows how to bluff effectively without overdoing it, as players can quickly catch on to repetitive bluffing patterns.

Observation: A master of Teen Patti pays close attention to the behavior of other players. Are they betting aggressively, or do they seem hesitant? Players’ betting patterns and body language can offer vital clues about the strength of their hands. Knowing how to read your opponents can give you a huge edge in the game.

Positional Awareness: In Teen Patti, your position relative to the dealer plays a significant role. Players who act later in a round have more information than those who act earlier. Teen Patti Masters use this to their advantage, choosing their bets more wisely and adjusting their strategy based on the actions of others.

The Art of Playing Your Cards: A Teen Patti Master knows when to play passively and when to play aggressively. Aggressive betting can pressure opponents into making mistakes, while a more conservative approach can help you trap players into making poor decisions.

The Importance of Emotional Control

A key trait of any Teen Patti Master is emotional control. The highs and lows of the game can lead to impulsive decisions, but it’s essential to stay calm and composed throughout the game. Emotional players often make irrational decisions, such as chasing losses or betting recklessly, which can be detrimental to their success in the long run.

Playing Online Teen Patti

With the advent of online gaming, Teen Patti has taken on a new dimension. Many platforms now offer Teen Patti, allowing players to compete against others from around the world. Online Teen Patti comes with its own set of challenges and advantages. While players can still use many of the strategies mentioned above, they must also account for factors like the absence of physical tells, increased competition, and the need for quick decision-making.

Conclusion

Becoming a Teen Patti Master is not an overnight achievement. It requires dedication, practice, and a deep understanding of the game’s rules and strategies. Whether you are playing at a family gathering or competing online, the key to success lies in your ability to read the game, anticipate your opponents’ moves, and make the right decisions at the right time. As with any skill-based game, consistent practice and continuous learning will help you hone your abilities and rise to the top. Happy playing, and may the best hand win!

[allen2020]

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