#king dilf

[nicolethered]

Pedro as Marcus Moreno in We Can Be Heroes (2020)

[bugtoast]

I just realized i forgot to share my ava/avm designs here,,,,

[sinnerzforsaintz]

"What are you doing?"

[another-lost-mc]

MC, pausing in front of a portrait in the Demon Lord’s Castle: Hey, Diavolo? Who’s this? He's kinda hot... Diavolo: That’s my father. It’s been a long while since I’ve spoken to him. He’s resting below the Devildom right now. MC: Oh. MC: … MC: Any chance we could go wake him up?

[miaoqing]

Okay dilf!bingge won't leave my head so imagine:

Shen Yuan moves to a new town and starts teaching at the local school. It's nice and all but.... why do 80% of the kids have the same surname? In every year?

Eventually Shen Yuan has to do parent-teacher meetings and Luo Bingge just camps outside his office all day. (he brings a thermos and all) The mothers change for every kid but Luo Bingge just. sits. there. the. whole. day. (To be fair, he is actually a very attentive father, asking questions and scolding the kids when needed. How does he even keep track of them?!) Still, Shen Yuan thinks he's going crazy. Isn't anyone going to acknowledge this? How can the vast majority of the kids at school have the same father?! How is everyone just... okay with this?! What the fuck is going on in this town!!

Eventually one of the Luo kids calls him "mom", as kids sometimes do, and that makes ALL the Luo kids call him mom. The actual mothers are furious.

Luo Bingge does Not want to deal with that. But... they can't complain if Shen Yuan actually is their mom, right? Shen Yuan just has to marry him and officially become their stepmommy, and then everyone will get off his back. Great success!

So, time to romance Shen Yuan. How hard can it be?

[aleiiii]

Loves his mini me

Definitely would spoil that girl rotten, but don’t worry she’s not the bratty type 🤭

THAT MAN IS DEVOTED

[prettybabyyyy]

He pulls the lips of your pussy apart so he can lick his own cum out of your dripping hole. He spends what feels like hours down there thoroughly cleaning you up and taking advantage of the opportunity to get another taste of your wetness. When he softly moans against your pussy, it causes you to buck your hips into his face, grinding your cunt against his mouth.

He knows just what you need so he pushes his face into you until he’s practically inhaling and devouring both of your fluids. You never thought you’d get turned on from your boyfriend eating his cum out of you, but as his tongue unexpectedly prods your entrance and brushes past your g spot, your third orgasm of the night starts fast approaching and you cum with a scream of his name that takes all the air out of your lungs.

“Can’t let any go to waste” he grins, looking up at you after taking his mouth off your pussy, chin covered in the deliciously salty mixture of his cum and yours. You pull him in for a kiss, smushing your lips together so you can really taste both of your releases.

[hooked-on-elvis]

[sandwitchstories]

Monster In the Middle

Hello, Hello! Here is the next installment in my series of drabbles, headcannons and one shots about Dad!Sukuna!

Dad!Sukuna Series on my AO3 - Here! (No real rhyme or reason here, only things they in common are Dad!Sukuna and fluff)

Authors note: Okay… Look, I know when I started this whole Daddy Duty series I swore there would be no running story but lets face it… now that we named her (Mouse), we have to keep her. So what do you guys say to more adventures in Mouse's Mini-verse?

If you prefer to read on AO3 click here !

Summary: Sukuna has long since grown accustomed to being woken out of his sleep by any number of things. However, this is a first. His position has been usurped, and by none other than his 2 year old daughter.

WC: 750+

CW: Reader is referred to as Mama but not described, toddler dad Sukuna, girl dad!sukuna, true form Sukuna (4 arms), it's pretty much just plain Dilf Sukuna fluff and crack, he thinks she got the sass from you but he's pretty damn sassy if you ask me...

Since the first time Sukuna allowed himself to sleep beside you, he had become accustomed to waking up in a state of confusion. It occurred even more often now that his daughter was an expert at escaping wherever she was put to sleep. (He was pretty sure they couldn't build a prison that would be able to keep her inside at this point. Handy when she was older, frustrating as a toddler.)

The first time he woke in confusion was that first morning he woke up to the weight and warmth of you in his arms. The second time was confusion at your kissing him all over his face because you said (a direct quote etched into his brain forever) that he looked “beautiful.” How could a seasoned and feared warrior with his unique body traits ever forget someone calling him beautiful and meaning it with true sincerity in their eyes and heart?

But not all wake ups were so sweet. He had woken up to you loudly doing things, seemingly just to get to him to wake up. (Many years later he knew it was unintentional. It was just that you were absolutely incapable of doing things quietly.) He had woken up to you shoving him away because of something he did in your dreams. He had woken up to you licking his nose, biting his arm, and many number of other things he couldn't remember now. But suffice it to say you kept his life interesting and your daughter followed in your footsteps.

But still, this was a first... Sukuna, the over 7 foot tall, 4 armed, 4 eyed menace to society, the King of Curses and Deadly Poisons, the strongest sorcerer in history and obviously the big damn spoon was currently displaced... usurped from his rightful position in his own damn bed.

Sukuna… had become the middle spoon.

You were spooned in his arms right where you were supposed to be. But Mouse had maneuvered herself during the night to currently be attached to the back of his neck and shoulders, drooling and snoring away, apparently making baby's first attempt at being the big spoon.

He carefully reached behind himself and removed the adorable goblin before setting her down in your arms. Impressed with himself for moving her without waking her, he settled back down to go back to sleep. But seconds later his revelry was shattered. 

Tiny hands pushed at his arm and then his chest, giving him a stubborn but barely conscious glare. “Move Papa.”

“What did you say?” He asked softly, determined to at least not wake you.

“Move Papa, please,” she repeated, shoving again at his chest.

“That wasn't what I meant, Mouse.” 

If Mouse was anything, she was determined. She clamored over you, carefully for a toddler, and used her feet too. She was on a mission and she was undeterred. 

Sukuna gave up, scooting back just a little and letting her worm her way between the two of you. He watched as she settled down and closed her eyes. Spoiled rotten. That is what she was. 

He gave a little chuckle and closed his eyes. Finally. He could get back to-

“Papa.” 

Are you fucking kidding me? “What?!”

“You're doing it wrong,” his little girl said in a sleepy whine.

“What the hell are you talking about?” He stared at the back of his daughter's head with amazement. She definitely had inherited your audacity. 

Her little hand reached back and fumbled around until she found his hand resting on your hip. She grabbed onto it and pulled at one of his large fingers with her tiny hand. He was about to say something when she rested his hand on your side so his arm was draped over her too.

“Like this, Papa.” She gave a big sigh as if the weight of the world was lifted off her shoulders. “Love you, Papa…”

“And I you, little mouse,” he let out a soft chuckle. 

He rearranged his hands so one remained on your side, his large arm draped over you both, keeping the two of you close. His now free hand ran fingers gently through his daughter's pink hair that matched his own. He laid a gentle kiss to the back of her tiny head before closing his eyes.

While so far it seemed that he had only contributed his pink hair to the tiny menace now sawing logs like a 60 year old man, but he loved her just as fiercely as he loved you. His precious little chaos gremlin. Perfect in every way. Just like you.

[shadowqueenjude]

Ok but Madoc is so hot guys, I’m sorry😔

[lustnhim]

elvis outside of his hillcreat home (1969) 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

[thembofics]

King Magnifico dating Asha's older sibling would include

Pairings: King Magnifico x Asha's sibling!Reader

A/N: When I tell you this man is SO FINE. I can't wait to watch Wish when it comes out. :,)

Let me start by saying that this man is a doting boyfriend

He calls you "my dear/king/queen" depending on your gender.

Whatever wish you make, he'll happily grant it.

Feeling sad? King Magnifico will jump at the chance to reassure you that everything's gonna be alright. Maybe I'm just being a simp, but I can see him letting you vent, and then he comforts you when you're done.

Bored? Don't worry, there's gonna be a perfect date arranged.

If there's a ball, he'll commission the best outfits for you.

Magnifico gives you the most lavish gifts, but eventually, you tell him to dial it back.

He's so affectionate 🥹💖

If you're working, the man will not hesitate to sneak up behind you, hug you, and sneak kisses on your cheek.

Your little sister Asha would probably freak out if she knew about y'all's relationship.

[xieliancore]

fukuzawa doodle

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Everyone on the hate train for the new Wish movie, meanwhile I’m enjoying the Chris Pine Jack Frost to King Dude pipeline, like, all I’m saying is 2012 tumblr would’ve eaten this shit up

[drawlody]

Look guys it's my wives-

I got these 2 spinning in my brain so the next logical thing is drawing them interacting obvs :D

I love how with how drastically different these 2 character r they still have 1 thing in common that is they both adopt a buncha kids ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ parental firgure go brrrr. Say what u said about Adam dude got like 50 kids in the bible and no one can forgot fatherly instinct entirely>:)) I can't tell if I like Lute as his daughter or gf more so uhh leaving her outta this ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ . Simon forgot neptr again(⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

I am perfectly normal bout them why ya ask(⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

Forgive me since this a doodle I didnt really clean up or pay much attention to the details ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

[scottinaussie]

Chris Hemsworth

Centr