#kindegarten

[the-bineapple]

Working with kids really tests your ability to hold in a laugh

Today a boy walked up close to a kindergartener who was sitting on the floor, so her face was about eye level with his waist. Her response to this invasion of personal space was to shout "GET YOUR NUTS AWAY FROM ME!"

I wish I could say I managed to keep a straight face

[lumism]

steve harrington calls himself a babysitter a couple of times society goes wild jonathan byers has been acting like a second parent to his younger brother since he was fifteen society stays silent

[kibbycarrot]

I think it would be very cool if the principals from kindergarten the game were T4T 😁

[renalyxx]

Today i have to go to a drivers ed thing so I sepcifically asked for time off for this. Then my coworker that was supposed to cover me just informed me that he's also going to the drivers ed thibggf

[jujubin-123450]

Family Dubois kindergarten jerome and his father ( the principal)

[deadoveater]

yeah no wonder everyone on the internet is uwu autistic if you motherfuckers went outside and talked to people youd realize how out of touch with reality yall are

[croc-odette]

one of my mom’s favorite stories about her demon baby (me) was when i was really little at daycare my mom picked me up and the manager was like ‘hey. look at this picture’ and it was a bunch of grey, green and red scribbles. and my mom was like oh yeah the baby loves art. and the manager was like do you know what the baby said it was when we asked? ‘no’ ‘frogs in a blender’

[broke-on-books]

Agshagsg my scooby posts on here are always like two sentences and super vague or whatever and then the tags have like a five paragraph meta essay that gets super off topic and into the impact of evolving media and streaming ahfiadhahehsh

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NOT AGAIN AGH 🙈

[skullinahat]

i feel like im gonna explode... auhugh...

[diabeticgirl4]

It's been a while since I felt the need to liveblog cr3 but I just gotta say Laura's and Travis's asmr guidance in 79 was absolutely amazing

[catsvkis]

head in hands bc kacchan really is such a sweet boy. maybe that's why izuku calls him kacchan, beside to preserve the little connection they have to each other, bc he knows kacchan is just a boy. a boy who's brilliant and amazing and can be really mean sometimes. but a Boy nonetheless 😭 his explosive anger & him talking like a delinquent is to hide thiss (even though people saw through it). that despite everything he still has childlike dreams and innocent ideals and oh it's too MUCH.

like we've seen again and again how he would go to great lengths for the people he cares about, especially izuku, but it's not that he's changed. all these grand gestures aren't even him changing, it's always been inside him. he's accepting and allowing himself to show it. i love how the peak of his arc isn't some big battle, but a heartfelt scene where he fully allows himself to sob in front of the most important people in his life.

he reverts to using childish language with his parents in the hospital because he's accepted he's his parents' little boy and he wants their care and attention. he cries to izuku like the vulnerable kindegarten self he was internally, back in the river, watching his world crumble once again, because he's too devastated to be any other version of himself at the moment. he's just a boy who cares too much and for once it's okay.

[amaradanes]

hey, isn’t that AMARA DANES, who looks a little like GRETA ONIEOGOU? i hear SHE is a THIRTY - TWO year old CIS WOMAN who works as a OWNER OF THE CRYSTAL RIDGE WINERY who has been in town for HER WHOLE LIFE ( on and off ). they ARE a member of one of aspen creek’s founding families. you can usually find them at EVERGREEN FARMS.

birth name : amara danes.

alias / nickname : am.

age : 32.

date of birth : september 9th.

gender + pronouns: cis woman + she/her.

orientation: heterosexual and romantic.

marital state : married.

residence : aspen creek, north carolina.

occupation: owner of the crystal ridge winery.

education : has a masters in food science from nc state; tba.

spoken languages : english, medium knowledge of french.

the youngest to be born out of the danes, amara thought to fashion herself a bit of daddy's girl -- wherever warren went, she ran after. perhaps it was this seeming preference that has lead her to have a business-like brain, or it was innate - - some like to joke she was out of the womb as a planner, the first of the warren babies to come exactly on the due date and with the less fuss. however it was, amara soon learned to be the type who does stuff. it goes from carrying a crate to become class president to take up a minor in business.

college is the first time she doesn't know exactly what she will do. (sure, she has an inkling she wants to keep up with the family business, but that's as far as it goes). it's also the first time she leaves aspen creek - - clinging to her best friend since the kindegarten, joey. as much as she takes advantage of the bigger city, she remains grounded throughout her courses until - - until she falls in love. it's hard and it's all too much, and she's barely out of her last finals when the pregnancy test comes out positive. having a baby barely out of college is far from her dream, but she adjusts.

it's only been some five or so years since she's opened the winery with joey, combining their parents' business in a way that suited amara's crave: they make money from both the wines, sold all around state from fruit picked directly from the danes' farms, and the events hosted in the grounds of the winery, which may as well be amara's favorite part of the job with working to put it all together to best please her clients.

[darthlenaplant]

Yeah. Like. Treating the education of children like the massive responsibility it IS, should NOT mean we as a society need to move back 100 years in societal development. They don't say "it takes a village" for nothing, and if anything, men should be able to be stay-at-home fathers too, and I DO MEAN that ECONOMICALLY (because men's wages are STILL higher than women's even in the same field, with the same qualifications). Getting a child is prohibitively expensive by the year, and then the rich have the GALL to bitch about poor people complaining because they have no money to rear a child. And the racist policy makers complain all the time about the "wrong" people having too many children anyway.

Before the advent of the nuclear family in one household, it was NORMAL for a kid to be raised in a home that was like. 1-4 grandparents, parents, siblings, sometimes also siblings of parents and their children even. But those kinds of living situations are harder to exploit for monetary reasons.

Wether it is UBI (or some half-version of it) or just that ANY job (and be it bloody PART TIME) gives a worker enough money to be able to comfortably take care of a kid, the situation as it is will NOT become better if we go tradwife style.

can i be honest im 100% for the fact that like the tradwife stay at home mom thing is really fucked culturally but also like i think we as a society have to figure this shit out because a child needs the equivalent (if not more) of a full time job's worth of work from an adult who (for the health of the child and for the ethics of the situation honestly) needs to be able to function in a way that isn't making the adult miserable because being raised by miserable adults has really tangible negative impacts on children. whether its community childcare so that simply more adults can be involved in the situation or much more robust social aid towards young families. like this might he stupidly idealistic but i think really the root of a lot of issues in society come from the fact that people refuse to understand the gravity of like. parenthood. its an insane responsibility. i think it should be treated as such

[jujubin-123450]

[renalyxx]

I woke up hungry todayy. I want to excercise and the house is soo cold. It makes me feel lazy and want to crawl back in bed.

Also, I have a work shift with one of my friends ish, not really. I know him from kindegarten and we're family friends. I need to lose weight before I meet him in 2 days. Dont know if I can do ittt

:<

[threegoblinart]

If you need a book to read for the month that also doubles as a lethal weapon in 37 countries might I suggest Between? We reread the book every October and it's just wonderful. It has everything from sentient magical kingdoms to sorcerers in tight pants to drunken unicorns and rampaging kindegarteners.

I'm currently working on something for later this month which means I'm rereading chapter 9 over and over again.