#kinda snarky but it’s funny
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Video game geralt looks like a goddamn puppy. I don’t know how anyone could be scared of this sweet, earnest little man, his eyes go all soft and comforting when he talks. Idk I just get mine therapy dog vibes from him. The fact that I play him as getting distracted by every flower I come across doesn’t help lol.
#Witcher 3#the witcher#witcher geralt#geralt#idk I’m not tagging his like thirty different names#anyway geralt gives guard dog/therapy dog vibes#he’s either all growly if you’re bad or all puppy eyes if you’re good#but honestly when talking he’s pretty chill#kinda snarky but it’s funny#dude looks like he’s seen everything and just does not care what others think of him which I respect#it’s very funny how I’ll go from refusing to take money from a poor person for a quest#to a bad person refusing to pay me and tries to kill me so I take my payment from his corpse lol#gave some kids some food for free and like 30 min ago I had just killed a dude and took 200 bucks off his corpse#the duality of men lol
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Artemy, with literally every other child in the game
Artemy, with Clara
#it’s so wild to me that he has like seven foster kids but he is So Mean to this one child#and i’m not taking clara being weird and sassy and snarky as an excuse#he is SO rude to her#idc what anyone says he has no right to treat her that way#i’m her lawyer and she is INNOCENT#it’s still kinda funny though#but fr why is he always threatening to kill her#this is about p2 btw#dude was vile to this middle schooler#pathologic 2#pathologic#pathologic memes#artemy burakh#artemy pathologic#the haruspex#clara pathologic#clara the changeling#clara saburova
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Textpost time yay! :-)
#feh#fire emblem#fire emblem heroes#fe heroes#textposts#feh textposts#fire emblem memes#feh heiðr#feh heithr#feh heidr#feh sharena#feh Seiðr#feh seithr#feh seidr#feh mirabilis#feh elm#feh gullveig#feh askr#feh embla#heiðrena#Heiðelm#hi yes I do kinda have two Heiðr ships#just. one is a lot harder for me to articulate any points on so-#we will just slowly spread the word of Heiðelm#I do have ideas tho a bit. like they probably exist in the same universe as Heiðrena#Elm realizes his feelings way sooner but it’s not till a long time after Sharena dies that Heiðr realizes she’s grown to have feelings for#for him lol. And perhaps a bit longer till she accepts that too#anyways idk I can ramble a bit here bc it feels easier to#They r like. Elm being himself (kinda mean/snarky etc) but Heiðr just thinks it’s funny and laughs#She will tease him. And he will grumble about it. And many et ceteras. Alas I’ve run out of tags that’s all ur getting for now sorryyyy
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Just finished the prologue and already love this crazy plumchild.
#fire emblem 3 hopes#fire emblem#fe3h#shez fe3h#byleth eisner#sothis#arval fe3h#bernadetta von varley#hubert von vestra#edelgard von hresvelg#ferdinand von aegir#aashi doodles#i honestly didn't think i was really gonna like shez upon first look#then they opened their mouth#they can be kinda funny snarky and straightforward in a charming way
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Oh my god Trick-or-Treat for Teruteru PLEASE
Might as well make a little continuation of Last Year's
"Store bought candy..." Teruteru huffed, slumping even more in his seat on the couch. You glanced back at him for the door as the latest wave of trick or treaters thanked you as they darted down the stairs.
You closed the door and joined him back on the couch, "Is this gonna be all night?"
"Maybe!" Teruteru threw his hands in the air indignantly, "I worked hard on that candy, my momma's recipe, we use ta make it tagether every year, an' we were ta most popular house on ta block-"
Upon hearing Teru's accent come out you pressed yourself into his side and nuzzled into his neck, the slightest bit of affection making him shut up and melt into you.
"m sorry.." He murmured, leaning back onto you, "I just wanted to... Keep the tradition alive... for momma..."
You nodded and held Teru's hand, placing the bowl of funsized candy on the coffee table, "We can still eat it later." You added.
Teruteru hummed in approval, tangling his fingers with yours.
"Or now..." You suggested, glancing at him.
"Hm.... but that would involve movin'..." Teruteru moved to wrap his arms around you, nuzzling into your neck and planting little peck kisses as he did.
You giggled and hugged him back, leaning back into the couch. His hand roamed down your back, you gripped him a little tighter
And then the doorbell rung again.
Teruteru whined as you left his arms and stared up at you from the couch. You smiled innocently and picked up the bowl of candy, "Trick or Treat~" You winked, and left to answer the door.
#Emile's Writing#Teruteru X Reader#Teruteru Hanamura X Reader#Teru my beloved who I'm so bad at writing but I love him he is full or yearning <3#I hope this is good I still think about last year's Teruteru mini fic like a LOT#For no reason other than I like a kinda snarky reader for Teruteru it's funny and what he deserves#Get Teased loser <3
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Day 279 | id in alt
It bit him in the ass I'll say that much lmao (left to right)
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#itadori yuji#fushiguro megumi#tokyo trio#yes Fushiguro is drawn like that#imma be real w yall i was tired and i didn't wanna draw out his face like how I usually do#still fits him kinda sorta....plank of wood lookin boy fr#i loathe his hair bro take a damn shower#the three of them are slowly becoming their colors respectively its kinda funny#im low-key tweaking the fuck out#but we aint gotta talk about that i genuinely will and have eaten drywall#ive eaten batteries n shit before this aint surprising#ive eaten worse things and none of them are human related unless you wanna be smart and say its man made then like...sure i guess#but besides that i just like Kugisaki being snarky as shit with Fushiguro#i mean that “first time losing a partner?” comment didn't fly over my head Kugisaki. i know what your brain is doing#i yearn for the sea yet i am deeply afraid of its depths#MANNNNNN THIS SHIT SUCKS ASS
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Not that Kirishima's son is some sort of emotional wizard, but he def knows your relationship with Kiri is on the brink way before either of you two do (which is why he doesn't react when you finally tell him about the separation except to call Kiri an inapropriate name).
#kirishima#and it's funny bc most of the time he's on his DS so the fact that he noticed at all is kinda ... insane#and when u express that he's like. um. did you think I wasn't paying attention?#and ur like... YES?#lmao kiri with. a snarky gamer son who yells when he's playing fortnite but is exceptionally emotionally intelligent#why is that so good#i know bakugo gives him 2000 yen whenever he's around just cuz he knows someone is venting to him abt something#even if its just his own kids#ok lmao bye#divorced kiri#caitie things#gen
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the ellis debate has gone on for so long “hes not dumb hes just silly” “hes not silly hes just stupid” here is my take. hes just dedicated to The Bit above all else. hes a lil dumb but more than that he is just off the shits simply for the fun of it. my man is just here for a good time not a long time and puts all hes got into it🫡
#also major undiagnosed autism vibes but thats another conversation LOL#basically i think hes no genius but hes definitely not as utterly unintelligent as everybody percieves him to be imo#we know he loves chasing thrills and prioritizes it over his and others’ safety#(and others’ sanity lol)#i dont think hes actively playing a role but 1) extreme dedication to having the most fun time ever#and 2) being in major denial (poor guy💀)#foster a fuck it we ball type attitude lmao#oh and also ik the fanbase typically characterizes him as this innocent ball of sunshine but people often forget that he can be kinda -#- snotty snarky and out of pocket sometimes💀💀not to the degree of nick obviously#but to the point where rochelle has a line calling him a complainer#and theres a few misc bits of dialogue along those same lines which is so funny to me#im probably waaay overanalyzing this but its fun to me !! i like when the curtains arent JUST blue#they probably were intended to be but they arent to me ^.^#all this is lighthearted btw i dont give a shit that much interpret him as you want have fun w it !! ^_^#l4d2#l4d#left 4 dead#left 4 dead 2#ellis l4d2#headcanons#left4dead#ellis left 4 dead 2#l4d2 ellis
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I've replayed The Wayhaven Chronicles (Books 1-3) so many times and I love all the ROs, but M's route just.
They're so funny and they're not even trying.
#emmodii rambles#i like F because they're so... genuinely excited that it's contagious#i like A because... okay i just love A even out of character. A's a personal love for me#LISTEN I GET THAT THEY CAN BE HARD TO GET ALONG WITH if you play certain types of characters BUT A'S HONESTLY GREAT#my first detective is best friends with Ava and it's... kinda funny because they're so similar... work-focused and stubborn and intimidating#i like N because they're sweet and seem to really care. i mean... can you really hate that? the overprotectiveness sure but i cant really#blame N for that either. hell it's hard to blame any of them for their flaws given what they've experienced over the years#and then there's M who's just. i dunno. their route just seems to fit my tastes hahaha#maybe it's because M fits with the detective i'm using for their route so strangely well...#they're both snarky and sarcastic and kinda... oblivious or repressed with their feelings#......and then they do stupid shit like break a carnival sideshow... //glances at the post#N is the one person holding the entire team back from destroying EVERYTHING. hahahaha. thank you N for your etiquette#emmodii plays the wayhaven chronicles
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pov ur me coming back from burnout
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ᴊᴜʟᴇs ʟᴀɴɢғᴏʀᴅ - ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴀɢᴇɴᴄʏ ʟɪᴀɪsᴏɴ ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀʏʜᴀᴠᴇɴ
#ts4#interactive fiction#wayhaven chronicles#the wayhaven chronicles#wayhaven protag#book one vs book three#they cant fight for shit its so funny#very good with people tho made some enemies fight each other#theyre kinda snarky and sarcastic but still v willing to help everyone#unless ur their ex in which case its on fucking sight#c: mine
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self-indulgent fnin doodles cause existance is Not Fun right now:/
#my art#felix and nika bonding over having the worst organ in the human body(uterus)(i HATE that bitch)#sorry this is kinda dumb but. yeah..#REALISTICALLY i feel like net would be grossed out by a situation like this but i can draw what i want!!! heheheh#so hes cool and supportive. cause i think that would be neat#uhhhhh actually ive been thinkin about net recently..#okay so hear me out- transfem net.#like........ the casual misoginy and shit being a product of net's weird love-hate relationship with feminity???#they want and crave it but always saw being a girl as 'playing w/ barbie dolls' and 'not understanding technology' and they dont want THAT#but they want to be called pretty and wear a dress sometimes?#so he just kinda represses all those weird complicated feelings and tries his best to be manly and strong and#Not Like Those Stupid Girls who are beyond his comprehension#and then maybe felix comes out as a trans guy and net decides to do some research on trans ppl and#actually starts to realise they relate to these people??#and it takes a LOT of time and introspection but she figures it out. eventually.#and shes still Net! she still scoffs at romantic musicals and is terminally online and a teenage genius and a snarky bitch-#but she also doesnt have to prove her masculinity to anyone. she doesnt have to put girls down for being girls and she#starts to appriciate them as people and not prizes to be won by boys#i dont know if this makes any sense whatsoever but...... i like this idea! i like net realising casual sexism Is Not Funny Actually#i like nika helping her figure things out and try diffrent things and see feminity as something fun and exciting#like i dont think net would suddenly start wearing all pink or something! shes just. herself.#and that means watching horror movies and saving the world from an evil a.i. and movie nights at felixs and hating to admit when shes wrong#yeah. something to think about i guess.#fnin#felix net i nika#sorry this propably makes no sense lol
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just found out the guy i was frenemies with in middle school got a boyfriend
#the last conversation we had before graduating 8th grade was me telling him and this other mutual friend that i thought i was maybe gay#he was like one of the quiet snarky types and its funny bc we all thought he was straight. turns out he was bisexual#and i was a lesbian 😭#im honestly jealous of him. hes white with a liberal family and friend group. he can go around with boyfriend and be happy#i cant even go on dates without my mom getting suspicious or someone in the community spreading a rumour slash snitching#it just makes me so upset why do i have to get the short end of the stick everyone else i know is doing fine so why not me#and like yeah easy to say i guess like this guy probs had to cut off a few old friends bc i remember our middle school friend group#who all went to hs together (minus myself. i went to a diff hs which is why i stopped talking to those ppl altogether)#had some homophobic dudes#but like . still cutting off a few friends versus having your whole immediate and extended family disown you?#huge fucking difference...#also im kinda mad hearing about him bc i always wanted to be closer to the kids in middle school but they were always hot and cold with me#like if he matured he would've contacted me and apologized in hs for being a dick half the time#and then i would feel at least some closure from being treated shitty for half of middle school#i didnt even want to stay friends throughout hs i just wanted an apology#damn wtf just opened a whole can of worms BCJJDJSJSK over sharing. complete#z.post
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lmao who WAS I when writing this ac mirage fic
#bee blabs#the attitude ???#i did some clear roshan bashing and i regret nothing#lowkey this fic is kinda funny tho#but bc it's so snarky#and as far as i remember that's kinda basim's energy sometimes ??#dude if this doesn't go in the 12 days of bee fics event it'll be a crime#i'm still GUTTED i never finished it in its totality#it would have been one of my best#i hope one day i can return to it if i ever play mirage again#the 'pointless side mission' energy was so there in that piece and it is so funny
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bro i just totally owned this dude on the watches reddit. go to see his post history. his last image is his AP. bru h you own a gd ap and do not know what a date change looks like on a typical watch movement??????????
#if by any chance you see this i'm not trying to be snarky#i'm just really high rn#and autistic#and it's kinda funny
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holy SHIT thetis is just daniel jacobi
#but nonbinary!#their romantic relationship is literally a less unhealthy version of kepler/jacobi#oc ramblings#endearingly snarky neurodivergent person falls in love with closed off boss; refuses to admit it#kepler/jacobi was interesting to me for dynamic reasons but like. i just reread a thing i wrote for them#THE WAY IT MIRRORS. A SCENE I WROTE. WITH THETIS IN THEIR AZEM AU#choose your fighter!#'If I had known all it would take to get you on your knees for me was getting shot I would’ve done it ages ago'#vs!!!#'Out of all the ways I ever imagined your hands on me#this was not it'#both versions the other party freezes for a moment before deciding that not letting this person die is more important than a mental crisis#its just that in the si-5 fic its resolved that same night and in the thetis azem au fic it takes like. 3 months.#this wasnt intentional that si-5 fic is a year old this was before thetis EXISTED#but it is so funny how i subconsciously just. did that#goes insane#this fic is kind of a banger but i think kepler might be ooc. idk i havent listened to the podcast since i finished it#that bonus episode where they celebrate their anniversary haunts me tho#ALSO I JUST. IN BOTH INSTANCES. FEMALE BEST FRIEND WHO IS. SO TIRED. IS THERE#arete literally just sends thetis back into a coma. maxwell wishes she had that kinda power
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