#kinda like it though

[redangelofpreventingharm]

He took the hit for Raph

[opal16trash]

Lil Mario Movie hc:

The life savings that Mario and Luigi used for the commercial was Luigis savings for Marios top surgery.

Here's a "small" fic on how I imagine it went down (warning my writing isn't the best but I tried):

Luigi went out to get some lunch at Punch Out Pizzeria to celebrate the start of his and his brothers own plumbing business. He's getting the usual, their favorite, one half with red pepper and the other with green pepper. While Luigi is out, Mario decided to stay home and clean up their room. He sorta got carried away and made it messy from working on stuff for their business. Mario tided up his side of the room, then he went for Luigis side. He tided up his bed a bit, cleaned up near his bed, and then looked under his bed. He moved his hand around so he could feel around and see if theres anything he missed. He then touched something. It felt metallic and round. He thought it was something he missed, like a pipe or some sort of tool. He reached for it, grabbed it, and it was a lot heavier then expected. He dragged it out from under the green bed. There he held a big jar of dollars and coins. The money and jar glimmered like rare diamonds in a dark cave. He put the jar on Luigis bed and put himself on there. Mario grabbed the shiny, heavy jar and sorta spun it around, looking around for something. "Mario, I got us food!" a voice yelled. Mario could hear loud footsteps from afar coming closer and closer. He didn't have time to hide the jar nor go to his bed as the bedroom door swung open by a very thrilled Luigi. "I got us our-" he stopped. His eyes widened and what went from a very happy face to a very shocked face, like he got caught. "Why the face? It's just some saved money, right?" Mario asked. He got up from the bed and walked over to Luigi with the jar in his hands. "Yeah but-" "We could use this for a commercial!", Mario interrupted, "We can get word around of our business!!" Luigi did a little worried smile, a smile that only Mario can understand. "Why the smile? What's wrong?" Mario asked. Luigi started twiddling his fingers. "Well, I started saving the money during our time in Wrecking Crew. I started saving,, for you." Luigi said with a low voice. "What do you mean? I got everything I want! We finally got our business started and we ain't working for that ass any-" "It's for your,, chest area." Luigi interrupted. "I remember you talking about how much the binder isn't the best for you or how much it hurts your chest during our time at Wrecking Crew or,, how much your chest didn't feel right,, on you. I felt bad, considering that I didn't know how to help or what to do. So I did some research and saw some folks talk about getting their chest completely removed, making it flat! And I thought about how happy that would make you." Luigi then made a big smile as he went on, "no more aching chest or no more feeling uncomfortable! No more wearing that binder!.." He sorta trailed off as he looked at Marios eyes. They were very shiny. Shiny like the sun reflecting off of an ocean. Suddenly, water. Luigi got startled when he saw tears flow from Marios eyes. "Ah! I'm so sorry! I didn't know if this was a touchy subject or not! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry!" He started to wipe the tears away as he started to tear up a little. He didn't like to see his big brother cry. Once the tears were gone, a smile appeared. Mario took a small deep breath. He reached his arms out and gave Luigi a hug. With his head against Luigi's chest, he could hear his heart racing. He started to pat and rub Luigis back to calm him down. Luigi hugged him back. "I promise that one day I, no we, will get what's right for me." Mario said. "Let's use what we have to get our business widespread. I'm sure we'll be rich and famous and rule the world one day with our business." Mario said with a smile. Luigi gave a soft smile in response. A few days go by, filled with planning their commercial and counting the saved money. They had nearly $500 for the commercial and they were very wise with their spending.

Aaand idk how to end this, hope you enjoyed :) again I ain't the best but it was worth a shot

[beingharsh]

using exclamations points makes me feel like 10 years older

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[dyke-ass-fujoshi]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[wastedonthesebutterflies]

it is Yellow outside

[aerequets]

the mortifying ordeal of being known

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I think with Yor being so perceptive, she picks up on little things often (like we saw in ch 103). i believe this would impact loid more so than the usual person, because he is a spy and fakes every part of himself, so to be seen is simultaneously desirable and horrifying. like, it makes him torn between wanting to accept and reciprocate the love, or distancing himself so that it doesn't happen again.

thats mostly what the last panel is about, that dichotomy between 'omg this person noticed this about me, is this love' and 'oh shit this person noticed this about me, is this Doom'

just some thoughts i had🤪

[tanoraqui]

I just love love love that there’s a guy wandering about Dungeon Meshi going, ‘but what are the socioeconomic and geopolitical consequences of this fantasy quest adventure, both while it’s ongoing and after its inevitable completion?! The skillset required to find and kill a Mad Mage is different than that required to responsibly, benevolently and effectively rule a kingdom. I personally must either find a good candidate, somehow make one, or, most likely, take on the whole Mageslayer/King role myself.” Except he doesn’t have the first skillset, and his whole party keeps dying while these highly competent chucklefucks wander past, kill and eat the monster, and save their bodies for the nth time. Kabru would demand to know if Aragorn is familiar with Gondorin tax law. His isekai energy is off the charts, because this is all exactly what I would do if dropped into a fantasy quest adventure, right down to repeatedly dying due to not actually being suited to the genre conventions.

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton winning that “idgaf” award in FNAF

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[akanemnon]

It could get worse and it DID get worse

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[isjasz]

[Day 228]

The true way to finding the mending book /J

[stars-obsession-pit]

The sound of John Constantine’s incredulous voice entered the meeting room before his body did. “Fight an Infinite Realms ghost? Are you insane?! Do you want to get us killed?”

Zatanna spun and almost snarled at him. “What would you have us do then, Constantine? Maybe you’re okay with sacrificing people sometimes, but we’re the heroes. We can’t just let it keep wreaking havoc. There’s no reported deaths yet, but we don’t know how long that’ll last.”

He leaned against the wall nonchalantly and lit a cigarette. “Well, what’s it yelling about?”

“What?”

He took a long drag before continuing. “Realms ghosts– they’re basically immune to our magic, but they’re easy marks if you know how to deal with ‘em. They all have some sort of Obsession. Just work with that and they’re remarkably simple to manipulate.” His voice turned to a grumble, “Doesn’t mean they can’t be a huge pain in the fucking ass sometimes though.”

Tapping some ash off his cigarette, he looked straight back into the room again. “So… what’re they yelling about?”

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Part 3 of Alastor's really bad awful day~ What's worse than having to go on a fake date with your rival ? Your other rival (one-sided) deciding to play paparazzi, of course.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4 (end)

[astradyke]

also must say i am REALLY fucking with this level of phandom-dan&phil interaction right now. the bits are immense. we are communicating. we are locked in a war of pettiness at all time. dan and phil have had to address several allegations including "we made our sims ugly" and "phil did not literally dox our house". idk. nature is healing and ive never felt so joyous being so annoying <333

[leoandreeda]

Zosan AU where 40Sanji ends up in the past and meets 21Zoro again after not seeing each other for 20 years.

Long story short, Sanji confesses that he has always loved Zoro even though they were never together while kissing Zoro's hand, saying that it's alright because he's happy with how things are, accepting that he doesn't have to love him back.

Little did he know that Zoro loves him as well and now they're together even though their timelines are different. So we got a 40sanji that spent his whole life pinning over Zoro and now that they're something, he still acts like a teenager in love.