#kind of glad bc i was nervous

[walking-circles]

bought a matcha tea with orange juice today… it just tastes like orange juice

[lezstat]

surprised i haven’t seen anyone talking abt this parallel. jacob & delainey’s lil comforting shoulder touches🥺(no wonder everyone always gushes about those two in interviews, how could u not adore them? sweethearts. gaaah this whole cast is so solid <3)

[starscelly]

Introducing up and coming punk band from Dallas: The Flying Stars !

[anotherpapercut]

just took 6, 8-11 year olds, to an EXTREMELY fancy restaurant and it was literally like being in a sitcom episode

[ryuseitai]

walked in this morning snd my coworker says You're training today! and I said Oh.

[kanronotatsu]

That was the sweetest lil fic I’ve ever read it’s all that I wanted and more :( please please please if you could post more fluffy interactions like that between NSC & GJW you are so good at descriptions and writing fluff!!

Thank you so much Anon! 🤗♥️

me rn:

Idk about more fluff (it's definitely on my list, along with a lot of things lol) but currently I'm working on a "what if?" AU, so I definitely will keep posting stuff 😄

[harteatiing]

(anon date) I could answer with the cop out phrase of "whatever you want", but that'd be boring. Not sure how far from the hotel we'd have to go for it, but I'd love to go to a jazz club or something similar with you. What's better than dinner other than dinner with a show? We could dance to some swing, although I'd prefer to do that somewhere more private. But more than that... honestly, I'd just really like to listen to your thoughts and stories. You have a voice I can listen to for hours.

(AHHHHHHH why am I so nervous to send this?! Too late I'm doing it DX)

On anon, describe a date that your muse would take mine on and they’ll say if they’d be interested based just off of the description. // accepting !

" You're absolutely right, that would be boring. " Thus far, these scenarios have all been fairly creative ! If he must use air time to respond to these silly hypotheticals, he can at least say that they haven't been boring.

" What you have settled on is much better-- I couldn't agree more, you can't go wrong with dinner and a show ! Or dancing for that matter. I'm not sure where one might find a club like that these days, though. I've been away for quite some time and my favorite place is long gone now ! It's been ever so difficult to find a replacement in the midst of an impending clash with Heaven, you know ! "

He laughs, casting his eyes over the message once more. The comment about the hotel... Was this sent in by someone here, then ? Alastor hasn't bothered being curious about any of the senders' identities-- he's judging how much he'd enjoy the suggested 'dates', not the individuals they're attached to.

But still, it is a bit amusing.

" ...My voice, hm ? I suppose that's why I'm on the radio, dear listener. If you're truly dying to hear it, you know where to tune in ! "

[astrxealis]

hi! i came out to my aunt an hour ago. it went well. i was really nervous but she was really nice and hugged me and lune and said "you know you can go to me for anything like this" so. <3

[halfmoonstruck]

hi guys just letting you know that i have a sideblog @lv1human that im planning to use semi-regularly from now on for general reblogging purposes!!! so if u happen to see that blog in ur notifs, dont be alarmed, thats me :-)

[missholoska]

Have you considered uploading the sprites to the Demirramon Textbox Generator? (https://www.demirramon.com/generators/undertale_text_box_generator). You don't even have to make it public if you don't want anyone else using them, but this way you can make textboxes of the characters if you ever had an idea but didn't want to/couldn't draw it!

oh man I haven't tried out textbox generators in years

from looking around the site for a few minutes I've already noticed Napstabot's sprites are apparently too wide for it, which doesn't surprise me bc I really struggled to have the details I wanted and still make them fit over my old UT screenshots :>;; they just barely fit as long as there's only one asterisk in the textbox ahah

anyway I'll keep this site in mind, thank you!! I did say those sprites were for fun but actually I do have a purpose in mind for them, so that may be useful in the not too distant future ✨

(not gonna say what that purpose is, just that I'm excited for Swap MH's 6th anniversary next year 👀)

[orcelito]

I'm building up a rapport with the newest trans coworker. He's been here for a month or two now and he's pretty cool. Definitely in his sadboy era (judging by the music he listens to, which is SO me at age 20 ish. So like mood). Quiet, but with a wry sense of humor that's been coming out more lately.

I am very definitely out as Not Straight & he has seen this pretty clearly. Also since I'm in management I saw his birth certificate as part of paperwork stuff, so like. He's never upfront told me, but I know he's trans. I've never breathed a word of it to anyone, even to him tbh, so I hope he reads that as a good indicator that I'm Chill

I was complaining yesterday about how heavy the ginger juice was and he was just like "..Gender juice?" As in he misheard me and was genuinely confused what I was talking about. And I was just like. "Oh yeah. Gender Juice. Ya kno." Idk just one of those stupid things that purely cis ppl wouldn't joke about. So I rly hope he's getting not cis vibes from me. Bc I am not out as nonbinary at work bc Oof but like. We r Brothers, him and I. Maybe someday I can mention it. Idk

[s3lkie2sato]

i need to quit being so negative because i cannot keep making other people arpund me so sad

[souvenirsofsurgery]

the play party went great btw!! I met lots of cool people AND I got the shit beat out of me 👍

[english-history-trip]

Ever see a depiction of St. George and the Dragon? It's pretty fair to say if you've seen one, you've seen them all: Georgie on a horse stabbing a flailing dragon creature, princess piously kneeling in the background, vague landscape alluding to the homeland of the artist's patron.

The most varied part is the dragons. No one had a real definition for the thing, it seemed. For your pleasure and entertainment, I have ranked some medieval depictions based on how impressive George's feat seems once you see the dragon.

Paolo Uccello, 1456

This is a terrifying beast. The hell is that. Uccello was one of the first experimenters with perspective, so the thing also looks surreal, like it's taking place on Mars, or a Windows 95 screensaver. I would not want to fight that, I would not want to be tied to that. (Sometimes the princess is tied to the dragon for some reason.) 10/10

Horse thoughts: Maybe if I look at the ground it will be gone when I look up

Unknown artist, c. 1505

This is a rare change of form for the dragon; it's the only one I've seen actually flying (or at least falling with style). It doesn't look particularly deterred by the spear through its throat, either. Also, George looks appropriately nervous. On the other hand, it hasn't got teeth, it seems to be fuzzy rather than having scaly armor, and George is bolstered by his army of Henry VII and his children, most of whom definitely didn't actually die in infancy. Still, wouldn't want to fight it, wouldn't want my pet sheep near it. (Sometimes the princess has a pet sheep for some reason.) 9/10

Horse thoughts: I am so glad I wore my mightiest feather helmet for this

Raphael, 1505

We are coming to Dragons With Problems. This guy looks about comparable in size to George, and does have wings, but doesn't seem to be using these things to his advantage (and has he only got one wing?) And how does he deal with the neck? He does have a comically small head, but holding it up with such a twisty neck seems complicated at best. But most egregiously, he is doing the shitty superheroine pose where he is somehow simultaneously showcasing his chest and his butt, with its unnecessarily defined butthole (more on this later) (regrettably). 8/10 bc it's Raphael

Horse thoughts: AM I THE BESTEST BOI? AM I DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB? WE R DRAGON SLAYING BUDDIEZ

The Beauchamp Hours, c. 1401

We had a spirited debate about this one at work. Again, the dragon has gotten smaller, and this one hasn't got even one wing. He's basically a crocodile. So the debate became: would you want to fight a crocodile if you had a horse and a pointy stick? Would the horse trample the animal, who can't get on its hind legs, or freak out and throw its rider? Would the pointy stick be enough to pierce the croc's thick hide? In this case, George seems to be controlling his horse and putting his pointy stick in the dragon's weak spot, so we can be impressed by his skill and strategy. However, his hat is dumb. 7/10

Horse thoughts: Dehhhh

Book of Hours, c. 1480

Here we have the same kind of croco-dragon, but George's focus on his strategy has gone out the window. He's flailing around, not even looking at his target, he's about to lose his pointy stick, he hasn't got a hand on the reins, and his sword seems to only be poking the invisible dragon over his shoulder. All he's got going for him is that his hat is slightly less dumb. 6/10

Horse thoughts: Yay, new friend! Come play with me, new fr- what is happening

Final dragons put behind this Read More for your safety:

Rogier van der Weyden, c. 1432

I'm thinking this guy is at least semi-aquatic. Webbed feet, wings that seem more like fins, bipedal but top-heavy, jaws that seem more for scooping than biting. Maybe she's crawled up here from the nearby body of water to lay her eggs, and this is all a big misunderstanding. Moreover, George's dagged sleeves seem entirely impractical for the situation. 5/10

Horse thoughts: i got my hed stuk in a jar and now it is this way forever

Unknown artist, c. 15th century

I hate this. I hate everything about it. Why has it got human eyes and teeth. Why is its nose melting. Why has it got a dick on its face and balls under its chin. The fin/wings are back but they look even more useless. Also, George is shifty as hell, schlumped over in his saddle with his bowler hat thing over his eyes. The baby dragon at the bottom eating some hapless would-be rescuer is kind of metal. 4/10 at least the thing is gonna die

Horse thoughts: I Have Smoked So Much Crack

Book of Hours, c. 1450

Remember what I said about the buttholes? First, sorry. Second, yeah, we're back to that. I'll admit this one is less about the danger from the dragon itself than the very specific choices the artist has made. They didn't need to do that. It's a lizard. They don't even have. And it's like they had an orifice budget and they skipped an exit wound for the spear to focus. Elsewhere. It's so detailed. And George had an even dumber hat. 2/10 take it away

Horse thoughts: I Have Smoked So Much Weed

Book of Hours, c. 1415

This is just bullying. There isn't even a princess. That is clearly an infant. Look at that smug look on George's face as he swings his sword that's bigger than the whole little guy. This is the equivalent of when DJT Jr. hunted those sleeping endangered sheep. 1/10

Horse thoughts: ....yikes

And this is the previous one, but now the baby dragon is cute. He's chubby. He's got toe beans. He's Puff the Magic Dragon. His eyes have already gone white, implying that George is just kicking its corpse around for funsies. What's the difference between the dragon and the lamb in the background? That the dragon is dead, like our innocence. This George is truly deserving of the dumbest hat of all. 0/10 plus one more butthole for the road

Horse thoughts: Perhaps it is we who are the buttholes.

[verypurplepenguins]

Starting therapy again today, send good vibes

Also I spoke up about a person potentially transferring to my work dept and how I wouldn't get along with them bc they are abrasive and talk down to their coworkers so now I'm anxious I'm gonna get in trouble 🙃🙃

[highwaydiamonds]

So - halfway through the day - ok sort of anyway (I work til 6 technically but rn we’re pm only on the phones til about 5) but I’m not freaking out which is progress! Does that mean I’m not nervous for this afternoon- of course not! I am an over achiever when it comes to anxiety! But people have been helpful and encouraging and I feel like I am slowly improving with the systems. But dude - it’s a lot. I think I’ll get there but it’s a lot. When is it the weekend already?