So basically Kim Porter and Kimora Lee Simmons were best friends and Kim mysteriously dies all of a sudden. And the death is allegedly connected to Diddy, but they ruled it as a death from natural causes a.k.a. pneumonia.
This woman is saying that Kimora also had another best friend named Erica Kennedy, who also died mysteriously and her cause of death has still not been publicly released. Erica was the godmother to Kimora's kids and was the maid of honor at her wedding to Russell Simmons. She also apparently had a connection to Diddy and died after releasing a book, which also became a New York Times Bestseller (Bling). Kim Porter was rumored to have been writing a book right before she died.
Ed Winter is a reputable coroner to high profile celebrities and he wrote the cause of Kim Porter's death was homicide by poisoning, but then he was fired and another coroner was hired who put that it was pneumonia.
- after graduation Erica Kennedy started a career working as a publicist with various top fashion designers including Tommy Hilfiger and Sean Combs. In 2004, her novel Bling about a mogul dating a really young girl became a New York Times bestseller. She died after that. Kimora was one of the first to arrive at Kim Porter's house after seemingly died of pneumonia.
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Another reference for yet again another oc of mine
Information about him:
name: dr.feline/dr.kitty (you can call him either of those l don't mind)
age: 28
Sexuality: asexual
Friends: Kimora (she is also his assistant)
Enemies: anyone who tries to warn others about him
Pronouns: he/him
Likes: scaring others, making others that he hates suffer, blood, brownies, horror related stuff,
Dislikes: buzzing sounds, loud sounds, flashing lights, salty food, fighting with others,
Other information:
Let's say his a crazy and evil mf
Who does do experiments on others that he catches (also l mean by he keeps others that he catches as test subjects)
l guess that's all for this dude
(Also not related to this post but yes l did make me a watermark so that's what that fire logo is in the image)
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Kaijudo Headcannons: Recruitment of Masters
Okay it's kinda implied in the show that Kaijudo is either passed down in the family like with Ken and Isao or you are spotted with great potential by a member in the Order like with Ray, Allie and Gabe
Either way you are tested by the Order in how to handle mana and how quickly you can pick it up in one day, if not you're memory is erased.
Here are my takes on how I think the Masters got recruited:
Hector
For Hector I feel like he got recruited from his family
For this reason it's because I believe working with Fire Creatures takes a long time especially with how uncontrollable and are very destructive they are in nature
I feel like Fire Specialist are mostly those who were trained by family members who learn how to fight with such fiery creatures and have a passed down teachings and certain practices
It's also implied in the show there can be certain side effects when training in certain civilizations, shown with Allie when letting darkness taking over
When working with Fire Civilization you must have a literal spark in order to train with Fire Creatures specifically
However that spark can take over and become in it's essence rage and a destructive force
Hector learned from family how to control and be more tame when working with Fire Civilization
I think that's why his character is so calm and tame because he had to learn to control the fire within when he was an acolyte himself
When it comes to families who train in Fire, most often than not all children are expected to train and learn the teachings
I'll get into it in another post, but when it comes to some families, especially those held at a high standard because of their long history with the Order they are most likely grew up with Kaijudo their whole lives as children
Hector's family was one of the few that had such a high standard that he grew up with Kaijudo his whole life and expected to carry on a certain legacy of his family
Nadia
Nadia was spotted by a Water Specialist
I feel like when those from the Order spot outsiders to join they usually will spot characteristics with civilizations
So with Nadia she was mostly likely spotted for her keen desire to keep expanding her knowledge, her control over her emotions and ability to be flexible
It's not just characteristics associated with civilizations though, it's also showing bravery and being able to face the unknown especially when it comes with dealing with dangerous creatures
With Nadia she was spotted off the streets and used her smarts to get herself around
But she also expressed a level of justice and most likely got spotted when she was defending someone
Kimora
He was also spotted
With nature, you have to express commitment and loyalty
It's like when you take care of plants, they take time and patience to keep them alive and require compassion and a sense of duty
However Kimora was initially spotted by showing characteristics of bravery and loyalty
It wasn't until after he was officially joined the Order that he began showing his strong alignment with nature
I feel with nature as well you have to show a sense of community, a lot of Nature Creatures seen in the show are most often than not with a group, like with the Quillspikes or Bronze-Arm Tribe
As a acolyte, he trained a lot in groups, helped those around him and thrived in being with others
It wasn't until Kimora showed more of these characteristics that he was more committed to a Nature Civilization training
Jaha
She was definitely recruited by family
Like Fire, it's another civilization to master, you can easily give into the darkness and become corrupt
Those who train in Darkness Civilization have to be guided by specialists and learn how to not let it take over
However not just anyone in the family can be trained compared to families who train in Fire
Children of families that train in Darkness are hand selected and picked from the very best
The Darkness can easily manipulate you and families themselves will often do their own tests to their children to see if they can handle it
With Jaha, she absolutely had to prove to her family she can handle it, showing how cunning and resourceful she is
Just like Hector, Jaha also has a legacy to carry on from her family
It's why Jaha takes up Allie as her protege, teaching her the ways of how her family taught her since Jaha wants to pass down what her own family was taught
Nigel
It can really go either or for me
Spotted or from a family
But because he's absolutely never strays from the rules, I feel like he does come from a family that comes from some sort of line of Light
Not a very high standard one like Jaha or Hector, but definitely a more recent and small family
Nigel was held up at a standard from a very young age
He was taught from day one to follow the rules and can never stray
From trauma of being taught these strict ways and forced into the role it's why Nigel betrayed the Order as well
He can't bring himself to go against what he was taught his whole life because it's so foreign and most likely frightens him if he strays
Nigel also holds himself at a high standard and even though he cut ties with his family, he still can't help think about the disappointment and guilt if he strays from the rules
So yeah here are some Kaijudo Headcannons and how I think the Masters were recruited, let me know what you think!
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Rich Spouses and Social Climbing - The Pitfalls
I always see posts on here from women wanting to become affluent. Which is fair. But what's frustrating is that 90% of posts are tips on how to land a rich husband.
Getting a partner with money is all very well and good. You don't want to end up being an ATM for someone with no drive to improve themselves. But a man's paycheck shouldn't be what you rely on.
A man can run out on you. He can turn abusive. He can cheat on you. I know a woman in real life, my mother's colleague, who dated a rich man and it ended miserably. She came here as a broke immigrant, got a job at a company, and started dating the millionaire founder, who moved her into his mansion and bought her all kinds of expensive gifts, including a luxury car. A pretty impressive hypergamy success story, right? Going from illegal immigrant to rich man's girlfriend?
Well, no. Her millionaire boyfriend was a jerk who beat her. Then one day he kicked her out, by bringing home a 19 year old he'd been cheating on her with who screamed at her while dragging her out of the mansion by her hair. The boyfriend gave the car and all the other gifts he'd bought her to the 19 year old. He also fired her from her job at his company (although she took him to court over that and won the case). He went on to marry the 19 year old and they had three kids, although they've since divorced.
My mother's colleague is in her 40s now. She's trying to get back with the millionaire who treated her so awfully and posts pictures of her yachting trips with him. But it's been many, many months and if he actually wanted a relationship with her again and to lavish her with anything more than inviting her on his yacht every now and then, he would have done it by now. Everyone just gossips about how pathetic it is that she keeps desperately hanging around this guy who not only obviously doesn't want anything with her beyond sex, but was also horribly abusive to her.
What I'm saying is, you can't depend on a man. Even if you meet that rich man who wants you as a wife or girlfriend, it could still crumble to pieces. Getting a rich husband doesn't guarantee stable wealthiness.
Neither does a rich wife. Sapphics, don't be complacent just because women usually don't overtly behave violently or adulterously. Sure, a lot of sapphics will treat you like a queen because in the small dating pool of women attracted to other women, they're very glad to have found another sapphic who's their type and who likes them back. But there are still plenty of wlw out there who will play you, or abuse you.
Don't rely on a spouse. You need your own money in case things take a thing for the worse, and you never know when they will. There are so many stories of women who married men who seemed to be the sweetest guy, but who changed eventually and made them feel awful. Is it worth it to be treated awfully as long as you have access to material things? Do you want to risk being suddenly left by someone and having no money of your own to fall back on?
Don't just learn about how to get a spouse with money. Learn about investing, making your own money, bonds, being financially literate. Get skills, a trade, an education, etc, so you can make your own money. Most of the women whose lifestyles are adored on here and who so many want to emulate, from Audrey Hepburn to Kimora Lee Simmons - they always had their own gigs and money! Landing a rich spouse and assuming their relationship would always go smoothly was not how they achieved their affluence - working hard on their careers was!
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New York Post : Sean 'Diddy' Combs' checkered past includes stampedes, feuds and angry exes: 'Usually emerged unscathed'
Before he was Diddy or P. Diddy, Sean Combs was “Puff Daddy,” an ambitious rap promoter who left a trail of rage and blood from the start.
Way before the bombshell lawsuit filed last week by his ex-girlfriend accusing him of trafficking, rape and physical abuse multiple times through the years, Combs’ life and career was marked by high-profile beefs, arrests, court dates, and accusations from women and business associates.
But he’s never seemed to pay a big price – until now, as he settled the lawsuit from singer Cassie for an undisclosed sum a day after it was filed.
The hashtag #SurvivingDiddy was trending on X Saturday, with a number of people predicting that more women will come forward with accusations against Combs, who now goes by “Love,” in the days ahead.
Sean Combs, then known as “Puffy,” performs with Notorious B.I.G performs at the International Amphitheatre in Chicago in April 1995. Getty Images
Past acquaintances such as Kimora Lee Simmons and Diddy’s ex-girlfriend Gina Huynh have accused Combs of assaulting them.
Singer Aubrey O’Day has said she was fired from the group Danity Kane because she “wasn’t willing to do what was expected of [her] — not talent-wise, but in other areas.”
“He’s always seemed to be made of Teflon, he’s usually emerged unscathed from all sorts of situations,” Zack O’Malley Greenburg, author of “3 Kings: Diddy, Dr. Dre, Jay-Z and Hip Hop’s Multi-Billion Rise,” told The Post Saturday.
Singer Cassie, who settled a bombshell lawsuit against longtime boyfriend P. Diddy this week, are seen in Las Vegas for her 21st birthday in 2007.WireImage
“He’s always been extremely charismatic and that’s helped him get himself out of scrapes. He’s always walked a fine line. He grew up in Mount Vernon but his dad was a gangster from Harlem.”
In Dec. 1991, when Combs was only 22 and an intern at Uptown Records, the tone was set for some of the violence that would follow him throughout his career when a charity basketball game he was overseeing with Heavy D at a City University of New York gym in Harlem turned into a stampede that killed nine people.
A judge later ruled that Combs and Heavy D, whose real name is Dwight Myers, were responsible for the tragedy.
Combs dated Jennifer Lopez in 1999 and one of their dates ended up in a shooting incident at a Times Square club.FilmMagic, Inc
In the mid-1990s, Combs, then head of Bad Boy Records, was at the center of a deadly feud with West Coast rappers, primarily Suge Knight and Death Row Records.
The beef began with a rivalry between Biggie Smalls, who was signed to Combs’ label, and Tupac Shakur, who was signed to Death Row. Both men wound up murdered – Shakur in Sept. 1996 and Smalls in March 1997.
In April 1999, when Combs had become a full-fledged hip hop mogul, he was busted for allegedly bashing record executive Steve Stoute with a champagne bottle because Stoute used unauthorized footage of Combs in a music video.
Then known as “Puff Daddy,” Combs is seen here as a young rap impresario in 1995.Getty Images
The two reconciled after Combs paid Stoute $500,000. Combs, who had faced seven years behind bars, was sentenced to only a day of anger management.
Later that same year, Combs, his then-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez and his and his protégé rapper Shyne got into an argument with another patron at Club New York in Times Square and gunfire broke out.
Both Shyne and Combs were arrested and charged in connection with the incident. Combs, whose legal team included O.J. Simpson’s future attorney Johnnie Cochran, skated. Shyne was sentenced to ten years in prison.
Diddy, now known as “Love,” at the MTV awards in Newark in September.WireImage
Combs’ driver at the time, Wardel Fenderson, testified at the time that he’d been warned not to take the job because Combs was “very arrogant, very demanding, has a very, very hot temper and some acquaintances of a bad nature.”
Cassie, whose real name is Casandra Ventura, and Combs had an on-and-off relationship for more than a decade before their split in 2018.
In the federal suit, she claimed Diddy also forced her to have sex with sex workers while he filmed, directed and masturbated. He denied the claims.
The late rapper Biggie Smalls, who was killed in 1997, was signed to Diddy’s Bad Boy Records label.Corbis/VCG via Getty Images
Both sides “resolved the claims … to their mutual satisfaction,” Cassie’s lawyer announced Friday without disclosing the terms of the settlement.
Diddy’s longtime attorney, Ben Brafman, denied all the allegations against his client, and insisted the recent settlement doesn’t mean Combs is guilty of the accusations.
“One of the concerns we often need to deal with whenever a celebrity has been unfairly targeted in a very public manner are additional claims that seem to materialize out of nowhere; claims that are relatively easy to make but may have no basis in fact whatsoever,” Brafman told The Post.
“Just so we’re clear, a decision to settle a lawsuit, especially in 2023, is in no way an admission of wrongdoing. Mr. Combs‘ decision to settle the lawsuit does not in any way undermine his flat-out denial of the claims. He is happy they got to a mutual settlement and wishes Ms. Ventura the best.”
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DND Update Time:
A LOT has happened in our game and I'm not 100% sure where we left off but let me just cover some things about Roger and some of the shenanigans he's been in.
Fuck Roger Cummingham, born Roger Cunningham, is a tiefling from an upper-class family. This family practices the tiefling tradition of taking on the name of something important in your life. His father is Honor, his sister is Charity.
And he is Fuck.
And hoo boy does his family hate it. They thought he was joking at first but he's been firm. That is his name.
Most people call him Roger but he'll answer to Fuck too.
He always did poorly in his household because he doesn't quite fit in. As a result, he sought friendships in different areas of town. He fell in love with the idea of being a sex worker and performer. He could do his favorite thing AND get paid for it?
A friendly madam by the name of Kimora took him in when he was old enough and taught him the ropes. Well before that he was learning dance and various performance tricks from the folks at the brothels.
He fits in immediately and does quite well.
The usual exchange on introductions is something along these lines.
"Fuck Roger Cummingham, at your service."
"Who's Roger?"
"Me. I'm Roger. It's my name and instructions."
During his time working at the brothel he caught the eye of many customers. One in particular though... one became something more to Roger. A boy who went by the name Lauren.
The pair fell in love. The young man was from a noble family and knew his parents wouldn't approve. So the two made plans to run away together once he'd finished schooling.
And then it came out that Lauren wasn't the only member of the family Roger had been involved with. Due to the anonymity of the brothel Roger, without knowing, had had Lauren's mother and sister as clients.
Lauren's father was furious and sent men after him. Kimora arranged passage for him out of the city.
But Roger wanted to see Lauren to explain himself.
And it didn't go well. Lauren had fully turned on him. Calling him a whore and saying he'd never loved him.
When Roger pleaded with him one last time to listen to him, Lauren called for the guards. And Roger ran.
On board the ship out of the city Roger met a chef/wizard named Paul. The young man made excellent food and seemed rather... dense about things like flirting, innuendo, and dirty jokes. Curious, Roger kept hanging around him.
And eventually fell for him.
Paul is asexual but he fell for Roger too. The pair moved in together. Paul doesn't mind Roger's work and Roger spoils Paul any time he can.
NOW, for our Game. Roger has:
Traded sex to a gator merchant for a magical tattoo.
Now has three magical tattoos which can move around his body. One is a tentacle that gives him the ability to use Eldritch Maul once a day. Another is a tattoo that gives him the ability to use Disguise once a day. And the last is just a little tattoo that he can move around his body and use to spell things out or make images etc. We've joked that it's the emoji tattoo.
Somehow been the least horny of the group while making the most sex jokes.
Gotten a tiny fire elemental sort of companion who he named Jake... because all I could think of at the time was Jake from State Farm due to my sister and I cracking jokes.
He also got a bow that can be used to shoot spells from a distance using said elemental.
Surrendered himself to a villain to save two random slaves. Persuaded her to take him on as a pet. Survived three rounds in the bedroom with her and fled the scene. They ended up killing her not long after. He's got some feelings about that.
Been downed twice but survived both times.
Has, with the rest of the party, adopted a small orphan that they all love.
Managed to NOT be the person who taught the child curse words first. That was the cleric... Who specifically warned the group not to teach the kid curse words.
Has acquired a magic mirror that shows you how others see you.
Dealt with a bounty hunter who was sent by his sister to track him down.
Is trying to score a threesome with the Paladin and the spirit inhabiting the Paladin's sword. Who happens to be the BIGGEST himbo on the planet.
Pole danced his way into a town. Rolled with advantage and got a NAT 20. Ends the performance perched on top of the pole.
Has been abducted in a case of mistaken identity and forced to perform in an opera.
Become the secret keeper and resident emotional support tiefling for the party.
He's a blast to play with a thick southern accent and a pretty easygoing disposition most of the time. He's such a wholesome little dude too which makes the whole thing even funnier.
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Aoki Simmons Posts Response to Kimora's Embarrassment Over Her Older BF
The Simmons family mother-daughter standoff is getting more public … as Aoki appears to be firing back at her mom Kimora Lee Simmons for commenting about Aoki’s brief fling with much older restaurateur Vittorio Assaf. Aoki posted a quote Friday…
from TMZ.com https://www.tmz.com/2024/05/11/aoki-simmons-responds-kimora-lee-simmons-kissing-older-man-vittorio-assaf/
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Kimora Lee Simmons and Her Kids 'Are All Fine' After House Caught on Fire
Kimora Lee Simmons and Her Kids ‘Are All Fine’ After House Caught on Fire
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🔥🙏 Kimora Lee Simmons is feeling grateful after a near-tragic incident at home. Her house caught fire, but she confirmed that her family is fine. She expressed deep gratitude to the Los Angeles Fire Department for their heroic efforts in saving their lives. 🚒❤️ Thank you, heroes! #KimoraLeeSimmons #HouseFire #Grateful #HeroesAmongUs
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Oooooh-Nooooo 😱😱😱
Kimora Lee Simmons House Catches on FIRE 🏠🔥😬
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Kimora's house caught on fire. I'm so paranoid (about something that I will never encounter but still...) that my first thought was "Diddy did it". But I know this particular situation is probably just a coincidence tho. You never know atp after hearing what he did to Kid Cudi's car
That’s the thing no matter how outrageous it sounds you can’t put it past him, the conspiracies are about to be crazy
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@poosypoosy @thehomiekillmonger Ryley @itsangeludaku @hennessystevens-udaku @itskimorafireudaku @bastioncarterstevens-udaku @alyshastevens-udaku @lovemecharlie
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M A S T E R L I S T
V I S U A L S
Sippin Tea with Charlie - a Q&A
Sippin Tea with Charlie, Part II - a Q&A
If life is theatre.. This is the cast
America's Got a Problem with King Jade
Move Out the Way - Graphics
C H A P T E R S
SPELMAN ARC
Puro Teatro
The Dirty South
The Color of Bachata
Sinnin on a Sunday Night
TRAINING ARC (Smut Included)
Trials of a Domme
Trials of a Domme II
Trials of a Domme III
V L O G S
Spelman in Chile
T A G L I S T
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W I F E Y BLOGS
Nola Reign 🌻⚘️🌿
Kimora Fire 🔥❤️🔥💋
Angele Lianne 🦋💙🍸
💜🌌💫 Josephine Epias Cartier
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It is one of the most meaningless thing I’ve done in time - all least-to-most ranks and just characters’ fact answers (those that with no pictures) from oficial Ask Arcana gathered in one place. Have no idea what that information could be used for and if it even useful but it kept me occupied and distracted from some life shit for a while, so let it be.
who is most to least likely to enjoy the movie Frozen?
Lucio, Portia, Julian, Asra, Muriel, Nadia
Out of the cast, who is the most to least likely to be the jealous type?
Portia, Lucio, Muriel & Nadia (tied), Julian, Asra
would you like to rank the characters from who cries most to least ugly? like from sniveling to shoujo manga tears?
Muriel, Lucio, Julian, Portia, Asra, Nadia
who is the most to least superstitious
Portia, Julian, Nadia, Lucio, Asra, Muriel
most to least excited to be at a WWE event
Portia, Lucio, Asra, Julian, Nadia, Muriel
From worst to best at handling children
Nadia, Lucio, Muriel, Asra, Portia, Julian
From worst to best for alcohol tolerance
Muriel, Asra, Lucio, Julian, Portia, Nadia
Character ranking from best at keeping secrets to loose-liped gossip?
Asra, Muriel, Nadia, Lucio, Portia, Julian
best to worst dancers?
Asra, Portia, Julian, Nadia, Lucio, Muriel
Most to Least likely to slap you for stealing a mcnugget
Nadia, Lucio, Asra, Portia, Julian, Muriel
Least to most likely to eat something weird (read: probably shouldn't be eaten) because of a dare?
Nadia, Julian, Muriel, Lucio, Portia, Asra and not even on a dare
how old are each of the revealed characters?
everyone is old, but in order of least old to most old: Asra, Portia, Muriel, Julian, Lucio, Nadia
Who's the best kisser? Who's the worst?
Best kisser: Faust (good snake smooches)
Worst kissers: Mercedes and Melchior (too much cronch)
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If the main 6 played MTG what color decks would they play?
Asra: Blue
Nadia: White
Julian: Black (Portia made his for him)
Portia: White/Green
Muriel: Green
Lucio: Red
How did cast look as babies?
Nadia: The best baby, perfect in form and function
Asra: A cute baby, always looking around
Julian: Not the most handsome baby, a little gangly
Portia: Round, squealing delightful baby
Lucio: Red-faced screaming awful baby
Muriel: Sturdy and well insulated for the long winter
Of the main six characters, which ones are capable of juggling and which ones would absolutely love doing needlepoint?
capable of juggling: Portia, Asra, Muriel
absolutely love doing needlepoint: Nadia, Julian
incapable of juggling/ absolutely hate doing needlepoint: Lucio
what would the cast choose as their job in the mmo final Fantasy XIV?
Julian: Dragoon
Asra: Astrologian
Lucio: Ninja, but he messes up the mudras
Nadia: Machinist
Portia: Summoner
Muriel: Paladin
What would be the favorite attractions/rides of the cast at Disney?
Julian: Pirates of the Caribbean
Asra: Astro Orbiter
Lucio: Tower of Terror (RIP)
Muriel: Matterhorn
Portia: California Screamin'
Nadia: Carousel of Progress
What do the rest of the cast smell like?
Nadia: Les Larmes Sacree Du Thebes by Baccarat
Asra: Lord of Misrule Lush Shower Cream
Julian: Leather seats in a rental car
Portia: Cocoa butter and laundry soap
Lucio: Fireball, Axe body spray & ass
Muriel: myrrh
What board game would The Arcana gang be?
Nadia: Clue
Asra: Twister
Julian: Sorry!
Portia: Mouse Trap
Lucio: Monopoly
Muriel: Guess Who
Who do all the cast main in over watch?
Nadia: Ana
Asra: Sombra
Julian: Reaper
Portia: Zarya
Muriel: Bastion
Lucio: Genji
If everyone participated in a Winter Olympic sport, which one would they be in?
Nadia: figure skate (singles)
Asra: snowboarding
Julian: alpine ski
Portia: freestyle ski
Muriel: luge
Lucio: ice hockey
Main casts Starbucks orders?
Julian: Black coffee and he flirts with the barista until it’s ready.
Nadia: London Fog Latte. She comes in at exactly 8 every morning.
Asra: Matcha latte unless there’s a new radioactive-looking Frappuccino flavor and then he gets that.
Muriel: Waiting outside in the car, asks Asra to get him a water. Asra comes back with a hot chocolate and a cake pop. Muriel grumbles but accepts them every time.
Lucio: Salted Caramel Mocha extra whip extra sprinkles nonfat no foam soy upside down actually coconut milk instead and then he yells at you if you get it wrong.
Portia: Pink Drink and all the baristas get excited when she walks in because they love her and she always tips.
The cast as Kanye songs
Nadia: Power
Lucio: No Church in the Wild
Asra: Love Lockdown
Julian: Heartless
Portia: Paranoid
Muriel: Coldest Winter
Which characters would be in the fire, water, earth, and air nations?
Slightly different from what you asked, but:
Asra - waterbender
Nadia - airbender
Julian & Portia - non-benders
Muriel - Earthbender
Lucio - Firebender
What kind of parents are the cast at their child’s soccer game?
Nadia: standing on the sidelines in sunglasses and heels biting her thumbnail and watching every move on the field because she doesnt trust the ref
Asra: cheers whenever anything happens, takes as many kids as can fit in the car out for ice cream but doesn’t check with the parents
Julian: chats up the other parents relentlessly and isn’t watching when his kid gets hit in the face with the ball
Portia: “cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon AW WHAT WAS THAT”
Muriel: watching from the parking lot inside the car
Lucio: yelling on the phone the whole time, spills all 24 oz of his salted caramel mocha on the bench and doesn’t do anything about it
Which Disney movie is the favorite of each of the cast?
Nadia: Fantasia 2000
Asra: The Emperor’s New Groove
Julian: Muppet Treasure Island
Portia: Muppet Treasure Island
Muriel: The Fox and the Hound
Lucio: Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True
what kind of youtube channel would each character have (letsplay, cooking, craft, etc)?
Asra: very unstructured mostly-cooking channel that also features videos of him just eating weird things, and videos of Faust existing and being cute
Nadia: beauty guru with very polished high-end editing
Julian: doesn’t know how to use youtube but Portia made an account for him and uploads her shaky/blurry phone videos of his jazz performances
Portia: likes and comments on all of Nadia’s videos while occasionally posting cute cat vids
Muriel: does not have an internet connection
Lucio: extremely loud letsplayer, mostly FPS
What would the cast be as animal crossing villagers?
Muriel: Cranky Bear
Julian: Smug Eagle
Portia: Uchi Cat
Nadia: Snooty Ostrich
Asra: Lazy Wolf
Lucio: Jock Goat
What Fire Emblem Fates' classes would each character be?
Asra - Diviner
Nadia - Priestess
Julian - Adventurer
Portia - Maid
Muriel - Wolfskin
Lucio - Berserker
if the arcana cast were naruto characters, which ones would they be
Portia: Naruto
Muriel: Gaara
Lucio: Orochimaru
Julian: Itachi
Asra: Kakashi
Nadia: Fancy Shikamaru
If the characters of arcana watched rupaul's drag race who would be their faves?
Nadia: bebe, raja, peppermint
Asra: yara, aja, adore
Julian: nina bo’nina, sasha, raven
Portia: chichi, bob, ginger
Lucio: willam, kimora, mimi imfurst
Muriel: Latrice Royale
WHAT ARE THE CHARAS PREFERRED FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM?
Nadia: Lavender Lemon
Asra: Rainbow Sorbet
Julian: Pistachio
Portia: Cookie Dough
Muriel: Rocky Road
Lucio: Red Velvet
Please please arcana cast as mcr songs
Lucio: It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish
Julian: Thank You For The Venom
Asra: Welcome To The Black Parade
Muriel: House of Wolves
Nadia: You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison
Portia: Give Em Hell Kid
What are the characters going to be for Halloween?
Asra - glow-in-the-dark mermaid
Nadia - [elegant ballgown interpretation of] a swan
Julian - tortured vampire/werewolf hybrid
Muriel - sheet ghost
Portia - ninja turtle
Lucio - slutty angel
Faust - a very long hot dog
If you had to assign the characters from the Arcana to characters from Labyrinth who would they be?
Nadia: Jareth
Asra: Sara
Julian: Sir Didymus
Portia: Hoggle
Muriel: Ludo
Lucio: The Chilly Down birds
What's each character's favourite fruits?
Nadia: Concord Grape
Asra: Blue Raspberry
Julian: Fig
Portia: Banana
Muriel: Lemon
Lucio: Pomegranate
what's everyone's favorite season?
Asra - spring
Nadia - summer
Julian - autumn
Muriel - winter
Portia - spring
Lucio - summer
Who would the Arcana cast be in a cliche Noir Film?
Nadia: boss with kinetic ball bearing desk ornament and brandy in the drawer
Asra: first love turned old flame that you run into halfway around the world
Julian: haggard scientist with an unbuttoned shirt scribbling on the walls
Portia: wisecracking secretary who takes a bus a train and a ferry to work
Muriel: ominous farmer that lets people use the phone after a car breaks down
Lucio: raging starlet shattering a vase after being blacklisted by every studio
The Arcana cast as Michael Jackson songs?
Nadia: Man in the Mirror
Asra: You Are Not Alone
Julian: Smooth Criminal
Portia: Will You Be There
Muriel: Ben
Lucio: Bad
What would each character be in cats?
This probably wasn’t supposed to be Cats the musical but if you think i’m gonna pass this up
Nadia: None they’re all awful/ Munkustrap
Asra: Mister Mistoffelees
Julian: Macavity
Portia: Jennyanydots
Lucio: Rum Tum Tugger
Muriel: Grizabella
what would their favorite emojis be?
Asra: 🌚
Nadia: 🍷
Julian: 🎷
Portia: 👀
Muriel: 👁
Lucio: 💃💸😏👑
What panic at the disco songs describe each character best?
Julian: Death of a Bachelor
Asra: I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Portia: She’s a Handsome Woman
Nadia: Northern Downpour
Lucio: Victorious
Muriel: From a Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins
What stereotypes for a super cliché highschool do the characters fall into?
Nadia: Valedictorian who has been doing independent study and hasn’t set foot in the building for the past two years
Asra: Shows up late every class with loud ass Sunchips, does homework in glow in the dark gel pen
Julian: Eats lunch with his teacher so they can keep talking about mitochondria
Portia: Gets really hype about dances, always ends up fighting at dances
Muriel: Puts away all the folding chairs that everyone left behind
Lucio: Gets on the intercom to talk shit about the teacher who gave him a D+ on his plagiarized essay
What sports would the characters play? And would they be any good at those sports?
Muriel: Any solitary sport. He likes track and shotput.
Nadia: Swimming. She isn’t on a team, she just likes the water.
Portia: Wrestling. She’s got a few championship belts.
Julian: Grandma Devorak forced him to take One Sport in high school, and he chose long-distance running.
Asra: Beach volleyball and snowboarding. He’s just there to have a good time.
Lucio: Ice hockey, but he spends it mostly punching other players.
what dragons from books/movies/games match each character best, would you say?
As for dragons, one of our writers plays Flight Rising obsessively so here’s every character as a Flight Rising breed.
Asra: Fae
Nadia: Imperial
Lucio: Wildclaw
Muriel: Guardian
Julian: Skydancer
Portia: Snapper
What is each character most likely to do with the mc when they're feeling 'unusually affectionate'?
Nadia: feed them champagne grapes and engage them in conversation so she can watch them try to talk with their mouth full
Asra: stare at them and stop acknowledging anyone or anything else
Julian: preen and spoil them to the point of being a public embarrassment
Portia: constant cuddly contact
Muriel: follow them at a respectable distance
Lucio: belt out an aria at the sight of them
What's everyone favorite manga if they read any in this world?
Nadia: Rose of Versailles
Asra: Yugioh
Julian: Blackjack
Portia: Ranma ½
Muriel: Hunter x Hunter
Lucio: Berserk
how much does faust like all the characters? like, who does she like the most/least? does she like the main character at all?
Faust adores the main character almost as much as she loves Asra. But if she had to choose from the rest:
Most good smelling: Nadia
Most fun to squeeze: Julian
Most too big to eat: Muriel
Most hard to hide from: Portia
Most attackable: Lucio
what kind of drunk is everybody?
Nadia: capable, professional drunk on the move. Never in the same room twice
Asra: touchy-feely but won’t leave the couch, still somehow manages to catch on fire
Julian: morphs into The Storyteller, everyone in earshot ends up caught in a dramatic reenactment of his life story waiting for him to take a breath but he never does
Portia: makes 6 new friends in the bathroom line
Muriel: moody, talks to no one, keeps taking everybody’s empty bottles out to the trash
Lucio: the loudest, the drama, the legend, the first to dip out when the cops show up
Of the Characters: Who tells a dirty joke? Who doesn't understand it? Who is disgusted? Who laughs? Who hides a smile? Who gets annoyed?
Lucio: tells a dirty joke
Muriel: doesn’t understand it
Julian: is disgusted
Asra: laughs
Portia: hides a smile
Nadia: gets annoyed
What are the characters usual reactions when subbing their toes?
Nadia: It Does Not Happen
Asra: hops it off
Julian: hissing, closes his eyes while he savors the pain
Portia: (string of curses) “ok………. i’m fine”
Muriel: doesn’t notice because his toes are too far away
Lucio: shrieks, revenge kicks the wall, shrieks harder
what you think everyones deadly sin would be?
the deadly cliches:
Nadia - Pride
Asra - Lust
Julian - Wrath
Portia - Envy
Muriel - Sloth
Lucio - Gluttony
On a scale of good to bad, who sings karaoke?
Nadia has a silky voice with impeccable vibrato. But she only sings karaoke alone in the bath.
Asra has an airy, intimate voice. He’s the worst at karaoke because he doesn’t even get up off the couch.
Julian has very limited singing ability, but he will talk sing the whole way through if he has to. He’s great at duets, somehow.
Portia has a throaty, powerful voice. She brings the house down with Heart and Bonnie Tyler ballads, even if she squeaks on the high notes.
Muriel has a gravelly grumble that he is convinced is useless for singing and if you hand him the microphone he’ll drop it and go stand in the corner.
Lucio has an overdone musical theater voice but he is tone deaf. He will shout out the high notes and power through the rest and if you try to skip his song there will be hell to pay
which social media platform which each character Prefer™ ?
Asra - twitter (RTs a lot of memes and shitposts, posts incomprehensible dril-like tweets at 3am)
Nadia - instagram (flawless makeup and aesthetic™)
Julian - yahoo answers
Portia - snapchat
Muriel - what is social media
Lucio - LinkedIn (you will NEVER stop getting email notifications from him)
what dnd classes would the cast be (like mage, assassin, cleric etc)?
Nadia: Paladin
Asra: Warlock
Julian: Rogue
Portia: Bard
Muriel: Fighter
Lucio: Barbarian
what would each characters spice girl name be
Asra: Mystery Spice
Nadia: Boss Spice
Julian: Suffering Spice
Portia: Sassy Spice
Muriel: Surly Spice
Lucio: Spicy Spice
how complicated is each character's personal hygiene routine?
Nadia’s personal hygiene routine: an exact science and takes a practiced team of servants to execute.
Julian’s personal hygiene routine: splashing his face 5-7 times and gargling with his famous mint vodka peroxide formula
Asra’s personal hygiene routine: sticking his head underwater until he’s awake
Portia’s personal hygiene routine: putting her hair in a bun and scrubbing herself with a cloth and bucket down by the frog pond
Lucio’s personal hygiene routine: milk and caviar bath every 13 hours
Muriel’s personal hygiene routine: standing in the pouring rain
What's everyone's favorite alcoholic drinks?
Asra - St Germain, tequila, blue curaçao, lime juice, hibiscus syrup (serve in a champagne flute or martini glass, garnished with a wildflower or tiny umbrella)
Julian - whiskey, Kahlua, Grand Marnier, lemon juice (serve in a highball glass)
Nadia - Chambord, white wine, seltzer (serve in a wine glass, chilled or on the rocks)
Portia - beer & apple cider with a shot of rum (serve in a lowball glass)
Muriel - Baileys, butterscotch schnapps, hot chocolate (serve warm, in your coziest mug)
Lucio - Jägermeister & Goldschläger topped with overproof rum (serve as a flaming shot)
what would be each of the characters' favorite genre of music?
Asra: Bossa Nova and EDM
Nadia: Obscure Opera and Calming beach sounds
Julian: 20 minute tracks of Quality Jazz
Portia: Reggae and dad rock
Muriel: New wave and white noise
Lucio: Top 40 and Dark Funky Disco
who would the arcana characters be from mean girls??
Asra: the guy who asked what day it was
Nadia: cady
Julian: gretchen weiners
Portia: janis
Lucio: regina george
Muriel: damian
Which Hogwarts house would each of the Main Cast belong in?
Asra & Julian - Ravenclaw
Nadia - Slytherin
Portia & Muriel - Hufflepuff
Lucio - Gryffindor
What would the characters modern!au job/career of choice be?
Lucio owns and manages several nightclubs and has a trashy daytime talk show
Asra does really low-budget magic shows at kids’ birthday parties by day, and DJs at one of Lucio’s clubs at night
Nadia is the city mayor, an international chess champion, and concert pianist
Portia works at Home Depot (used to be a waitress at Red Lobster but the tips were terrible), but she wants to be a zookeeper
Julian is a doctor at an underfunded hospital with lots of drama
Muriel lives off the grid in a broken-down van in the woods
Just due to mild curiosity what would be the casts favorite musicals?
Asra - Legally Blonde: The Musical
Nadia - Chicago
Julian - Les Mis
Muriel - Wicked
Portia - Cats!
Lucio - Phantom of the Opera / Kinky Boots (it’s a tie)
what cryptid is every character
Asra = Chupacabra
Julian = Mothman
Nadia = Nessie
Portia = Loveland Frog
Muriel = Bigfoot
Lucio = Jersey Devil
how would the game's characters celebrate the MC's birthday with them??
Asra would take them on a long journey without telling them where they were going (but would keep them entertained with riddles) to a scenic oasis, where he would pretend to drown so MC has to dive into the water and at the bottom is a magic flute that can summon a swarm of bees (their favorite!)
Nadia would throw a tastefully brief festival in their honor. MC would be lavished with pampering (by professional pamperers) from dawn to dusk and when the clock struck midnight, they would be presented with seven bejeweled eagles (one for every day of the week)
Julian would meet them for dinner in a shady tavern, bring them heaping plates of food and offer unsolicited advice for the coming year. About halfway through the meal he would have to scramble out the back door because law enforcement arrived on the scene but he’d put it an order in the kitchen to bring them something for dessert
Lucio would declare the day a holiday and call it Day of the Beloved One of Lucio. They would have to sit uncomfortably still while a master artiste painted their portrait and a mile-long line of peasants laid gifts at their feet.
Muriel doesn’t celebrate birthdays because time is a human construct
Portia would throw a big loud party with a barbecue :D
Since it is soon, what would the characters do for Valentines day with us (the MC)?
Nadia would take you on an elegant river cruise stocked with 130 varieties of tiny cake and a private crooner hired to serenade you but she would end up throwing them overboard for not hitting the high notes
Asra would take you to the mall and splurge on all the stuff you both can’t afford but wait way too long to get lunch so you get into a fight and he proposes in the food court
Julian would show up on the 15th after with all the candy he scored at 75% off, pretend it was on purpose that he got the day wrong, and wake you up at 3 am to come clean because the guilt was eating him alive
Muriel would light some scented candles, cook up a sensual meal and throw a bearskin rug in front of the fireplace for you to enjoy alone while he escapes into the woods
Portia would pack a picnic of chicken and tortilla chips, take you to the beach where you could splash around until the sun goes down and lull you to sleep on the sandy blanket with her acoustic guitar
Lucio would have servants fill your room with floor to ceiling flowers while you sleep and wait impatiently for you to wake up like
Would you roommate with any of the characters?
it’s hard to decide, so here are some pros and cons
Asra - pro: never home / con: leaves dishes in the sink for weeks
Nadia - pro: your home will be spotless / con: it’s spotless because she orders you to clean it for her
Julian - pro: medical professional / con: half of your apartment is now this
rate the characters on how #extra they are
Muriel: 4/10
Lucio: 13/10
Everyone else: 10/10
Which character could be best described as "tender"?? "Spicy"???
“tender”: Muriel
“tender”/“Spicy”: Asra, Portia
“Spicy”/”tender”: Julian, Nadia
“Spicy”: Lucio
what the favorite Pokemon of all the characters were.
Asra - Ekans, Delphox, Espeon
Nadia - Noctowl, Gardevoir, Musharna
Julian - Absol, Bisharp, Murkrow
Portia - Chansey, Politoed, Hoothoot
Muriel - Pangoro, Aggron, Wigglytuff
Lucio - Houndoom, Pyroar, Skarmory
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