#kimgreed

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i cope for episode 33 exactly like this.

[wreedenthusiast]

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wouldn't be shocked- kimblee just watched as greed beat up some 14 year old-

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despite the flaws 03 has it is objectively saved because of the amount of homoeroticism between kimblee and greed.

THE WAY GREED SAYS 'i won't be feeling too friendly' TO KIMBLEE???

KIMBLEE CALLING HIM BOSS MAN

THERE'S SO MUCH UNRESOLVED TENSION BETWEEN THEM.

LITERALLY, THE BETRAYAL IS JUST THEIR MESSY ASS BREAKUP LMAO

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wow

i am posting art for once.

this background took me an hour, never doing this shit again omg.

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this is the smile of a gay man.

the gif it's from.

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Someone: if you were cancelled, why would you be cancelled?

Ed: I was a misogynist in fifth grade

Al: I eat pancakes with my hands

Maes: Legit just being a dumbass

Mei: Criminal apologism

Scar: trick question, I was never valid

Greed: I do wanna fuck Kimblee-

Kimblee: probably the mass genocide I caused in the summer of '98

source: my gf

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thinking about an au where kimblee and greed live and go off to become the new xingese emperor's bodyguards he picked up from amestris.

they also head the royal guard of xing, kimblee taking his job more seriously than greed.

eventually, ling openly says that the two are his dads, who are overly supportive when he and lan fan get together.

whenever the other amestrians visit xing, mainly the elrics(now including winry and mei), they all catch up.

often times, kimblee refuses to wear the proper xingese style of wear, and instead sticks to his suit.

greed just makes his jacket longer into a trenchcoat kinda thing.

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images to make greed m e l t

yeah- he has golden eyes in manga canon- so that's a thing i guess.

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how are these two the same person- i-

then you have the majesty that is 03 kimblee.

YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THIS, BUT 03 KIMBLEE IS BETTER(he's, like, objectively more gremlin)

then when he's around greed he's so much calmer omfg.

THESE TWO DESERVE TO BE TOGETHER- I STG.

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have a bunch of memes spawned from an rp I've been in with a greed acc.

pt 1

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out here making a dsaf and fma au.

yes characters are planned out.

kimblee harnet=jack kennedy

greed=dave (gays go brr)

izumi curtis=dee kennedy

maes hughes=peter kennedy

führer king bradley=steven

father/dwarf in the flask=dr henry miller

van hohenheim of light=the real fredbear

03 wrath=blackjack(as the three called their doggo aoya, and maes named his doggo aoya ii)

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i can't believe they put this in the game 😳

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streamer kimblee and greed au:

comment read by kimblee: greed's looking pretty handsome, not gonna lie.

kimblee: honestly, i've seen so many comments and stuff.

greed: it's weird, i- i don't know how to feel about it.

kimblee: honestly, like, they're not wrong.

greed: oooo

kimblee: DON'T OOO THIS, YOU'RE GIVING THEM BAIT-

source: youtube

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you know you have an addiction when you home screen, lock screen, keyboard and always on display image is kimgreed.

send help

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When did my Babysitter start dating my traitor brother?

Pride, probably