#kimchi and siracha

[rhysnolastname]

$100 worth of groceries is not what it used to be. Though i got quite a lot of food I think

[notsuchasecret]

Four Idiots Walk Into an Onigiri Shop

#4: One of the challenges I've set up for myself for this year is to take a prompt and turn its original intention on its head. For today's OsaIwa post, I decided to take a line from an NSFW prompt list and make it fluffy and innocent. Though, it did turn more crack-y than fluffy, but oh well. Atsumu is so fun to fuck with.

If Miya Atsumu had one single regret in his life, it would be that he didn't eat Osamu in the womb. If he had two, it was that he had let Osamu and Iwaizumi meet. Of course, both of these regrets were easy to have in hindsight: fetus Atsumu hadn't known what an absolute shit his twin would turn out to be, and the Atsumu who was fresh off his Olympic high hadn't realized that his athletic trainer had the worst taste known to man, but what could he do? Besides murder Osamu and dump his body in the ocean?

"I think you're overreacting, TsumTsum," Bokuto said as they drew near to the door of Osamu's first Onigiri Miya branch. Atsumu just looked balefully up at his friend. Bokuto loved everyone, even that moron Osamu, so it wasn't unsurprising that he didn't see the problem here.

"Nah, it's not an overreaction," Atsumu said. "If I throw him in the ocean, Ma really would skin me. She's got a taxidermist all picked out ta dye my hair dark and stuff me and set me up in her living room so she can pretend she has one nice, quiet son instead of the two she's got."

"Not what I meant, but man, that's dark," Bokuto commented.

"We deserve it," Atsumu said with a shrug. He straightened his shoulders and opened the door.

"Welcome to Oni-- aw, fuck, it's you," Osamu groused.

"Great ta see you too, scrub," Atsumu snipped. Osamu rolled his eyes.

"Hey, Bokkun, nice ta see ya," he said.

"Hi, Miyaasam!" Bokuto chirped. They took their seats at the counter, and Atsumu squinted around suspiciously.

"What're you lookin' for?" Osamu snarled.

"Nothin'," Atsumu said. Osamu rolled his eyes again, but then a smirk began creeping across his face.

"Hey, babe, we got company!" he called over his shoulder. Hardly a moment later, Iwaizumi emerged from the kitchen - which, rude, Osamu never let Atsumu back there! - and smiled at the sight of Atsumu and Bokuto.

"Hey. How're you two recovering? I caught the stream for that last Jackals and Falcons match. Looked brutal."

"You have no idea," Bokuto groaned. "I thought my arms were gonna fall off at that last spike in the second from Aran!"

"Yeah, Aran-kun's a cannon," Osamu laughed. "Hajime, are ya hungry? I just got done with a fresh batch, extra spicy fer ya."

"You're a menace," Iwaizumi laughed, leaning up to press a kiss to Osamu's cheek - gross - and then walked around the counter to sit beside Atsumu.

"Here, scrub, you can have some too," Osamu said, setting out plates for them. "Tryin' a new recipe. Bokkun, got some tarako here fer ya, so ya don't burn yer tongue off."

"You're the best, Miyaasam!" Bokuto crowed, pulling his plate closer to himself. Atsumu rolled his eyes and grabbed an onigiri for himself. He didn't bother asking what was in it— it could be anything from spicy tuna mayo to some horrific combination of half-spoiled ingredients Osamu had lying around to fuck with Atsumu, and there was no way to find out without taking a bite.

This time, it did turn out to be actual food, spicy kimchi and mayo, and something else that Atsumu couldn't quite put his finger on. He hummed, taking a second bite.

"Balance is off," he said with a shrug, then stuffed the rest in his mouth.

"Which way?" Osamu asked. Atsumu hummed, chewing.

"Yer mayo's overpowerin'. Yer goin' fer spice here, right?" Osamu nodded. "If yer tryin' fer the consistency with how much mayo yer puttin' in, ya may wanna chop yer kimchi finer so it'll mix with less. It'll also bring out whatever that extra spice is— chili sauce?"

"Tried it with siracha this time, fer the consistency yer talkin' about. Not the worst idea you've had," Osamu said. He glanced at Iwaizumi and snorted. "Do ya need to use yer safeword, darlin'?" he asked, and Atsumu promptly sprayed the bite he'd just taken all over the counter. "Tsumu, what the fuck?!" Osamu cried.

"You what the fuck?! You can't just say that shit, ya fuck!"

Iwaizumi burst out laughing. He slapped Atsumu on the back as he accepted the glass Osamu held out for him. "I'd hate to see you react to how we actually talk at home," he wheezed once he had taken a long drink.

"I never shoulda let you two meet," Atsumu grumbled. "You were supposed ta be better than this, Iwaizumi-san!"

"I mean. You've met Oikawa. That's my best friend." Iwaizumi just shrugged and took another sip of his drink. "And yeah, Samu, it is too much for me. You'll get me there eventually, though, don't worry."

"I mean, the process is half the fun," Osamu said, and though to any other ear it would've been completely innocuous, Atsumu knew his brother. He knew when Osamu was fucking with him, and when he meant the double entendres that he always claimed Atsumu was reaching too far for. Atsumu rolled his eyes, scooped up Iwaizumi's plate and dumped his own remaining onigiri on it, and walked out the door. He ignored the sound of his brother shouting at him and Iwaizumi and Bokuto laughing. He'd had more than enough of that moron for one day. Really, for his entire life, but...

At the end of the day, Atsumu did love his brother. Which was why he hadn't eaten him in utero, or murdered him and found some way to dispose of him without facing his ma's wrath. Not that the fucker deserved it.

Though. His onigiri was pretty good.

Consolation prize, Atsumu thought to himself, and nodded, munching on one as he waited for the train and plotted his revenge.

[obligatoryabditory]

Also you'd think having food issues would make you spend less on groceries but low cal food is just more expensive 💀💀

Here's a lil food haul for people who are nosey. Anyways, guys cranberry juice is only 11 cals per cup?? That's so wild and it's so much cheaper than a smoothie. High key recommend because it makes you look normal and it's super good for you 🫣💪

Im also trying out soya milk this week so I'll let you know if tastes like ass. Also I'm upping calories to try these protein yogurts so at least I can build muscle and lose fat. It do be looking aesthetic tho.

I high key recommend eating kimchi with every meal because it's so low calorie, good for your skin and gut + more volume so makes it look like you're eating more!

Celery, anas bff is also here . This shit is so good with siracha 10/10 if you're craving sometime crunchy. And frruuuiiiit! Ugh low cal and best sugar craving curber.

[laramzp]

1 slice bread

mix miso and vegan mayo

spread on bread

As much kimchi as possible

2 big lettuce leaves

Mushrooms (sliced, grilled)

Cucuber (thinly sliced)

Spring onions (finely diced)

Siracha mayo (optional)

Another slice of bread

thank me later

[crownbeed]

Just tried kimchi flavored Ramen.

I want to die

[ladybocabee]

Korean BBQ meatball lettuce wraps! . . . . . . #BocabeeEats #korean #koreanbbq #wraps #lettucewraps #kimchi #healthyfood #stickyrice #siracha #Mukbang #FoodPorn #foodart #dinnerideas #crunchy https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwnj1GznDXs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pbv17z5sp604

[tiffanygallehugh]

Take leftovers and make it a Korean pre workout meal. #keto #wasabimayo #chicken #siracha #kimchi #chopsticks #paleo #guthealth #healthandbeauty4ever https://www.instagram.com/p/CICEIIAn9T6/?igshid=eunmbf9oa5fk

[rhysnolastname]

I love to prepare my little lunch and snacks for work <3

[manducario]

Platillo inspirado en el bbq coreano. Asamos dos tampiqueñas de filete de res con aminos de coco y pimienta. También gusanos, hongos shitake, hongos enoki, espárragos, brocolinis y cebollas con rabo, con un poco de aceite ajonjolí, aminos de coco, pimienta y ajo. Servimos todo en un plato para compartir. Con tortillas de harina hechas en casa (les debo para pronto la receta) lechuga francesa o escarola, hojas de shiso y claro kimchi. Puedes agregar para dar m��s sabor un poco de siracha a tus "taquitos" o un poco de salsa hoasin. Yo se que es un revoltijo de culturas asiáticas. No dije que fuera un platillo coreano, si no es la inspiración de poder hacer taquitos con o sin carbs, dejarlo al centro de la mesa y disfrutar . . . . . #manducario #food #foodblog #foodblogger #foodstagram #foodporn #foodie #foodlover #food #bbqcoreano #koreanbbq #kimchi #mexicoreana #tortillasdeharina #healthyfood #macroscounting #manducariorecetas https://ift.tt/2IGKg1z

[starstruckstrawberrycherry]

lunch. i'm addicted to this brand of kimchi and siracha. 😋🍜

[planningthedietlife]

Thursday 22nd August

Hey guys, yesterday was another really good diet day for me! I did my 5-min ab workout when I woke up. I had a meal replacement shake for breakfast, but it didn’t keep me full :( I drank it around 7am, and I had a class at uni from 8-9am, and my tummy started growling towards the end. So I ended up having a morning snack. I also made this pasta dish last night that I ate only half of for lunch because it was nasty (lol at least it’s a good way to cut down my calories).

Today’s meals:

○ Breakfast: meal replacement shake ~ 208cal

○ Snack:  banana ~ 105cal cal + 1/4 sesame mochi ~ 35cal

○ Lunch: Vegan tomato/siracha/kimchi/spinach pasta (sounds gross, and it also tastes gross!!!) ~ 397 cal + chocolate brownie ~ 250cal

○ Water: 1200ml ~ 0cal

Total: 995 Calories I felt a bit peckish after lunch and had a craving for something sweet, so I bought a chocolate brownie from a cafe and ate it. I was planning on only eating half, but it was gone before I could even process the thought xD. I also went shopping today, and got lost on my way back, but ended up getting in heaps of steps today, around 11,000 steps! I’m really happy about that :)

[slowly-smaller]

konjac rice, kimchi and siracha mayo

174 calories for the whole bowl!!

[itslemonedo]

What I ate in 2 weeks

For most of the time, I ate noodles. I love noodles. It’s tasty and easy to make. Talking about noodles i think sauce is very important. not just noodles but also fried dishes. in my case its always a combination of everything. soy sauce, ketchup, siracha, mirin or even yakisoba sauce, etc. These days, i’ve been into cooking. I’ve  been watching a lots of cooking videos :) idk why i’ve been become interested in cooking. but it’s like a hobby i guess ? 

oh, besides noodle, i made other dishes. This was char siu pork. it tasted sweet because i used chinese char siu sauce but it was delicious.

i tried to make japanese omelette rice but it kinda failed. like rice tasted perfect but i made some minor mistakes in making omelette egg so it didnt turn out as i wanted but it was still good tho

dish no.3: spicy beansprout and tofu stew. didnt have chili flakes so i used chili powder from korean instant ramen :)  it would taste better if it had kimchi. i also made potato pancake. not so good -.,- i should not have put egg into corn flour. i’ll try to make this pancake next time.

[october14-april26]

Dec 27 : day 1 of diet plan

December 27- April 27

Strict diet plan Monday-Saturday

Breakfast: protein smoothie

Lunch: sushi (brown rice with veggies&soy free protein and clean siracha Mayo)

Dinner: Saigon roll or kimchi ramen(1) with vegan egg(1)

Snack: sweet potato (1) (air fryed fries)

Dessert: grapefruit

Sunday: breakfast and lunch the same but dinner can be anything vegan

Exercise: gym at 7 or Korean weight lifting mom-fri (sat and sun off days)

Work on video/painting mom-fri 9am-4pm (one break for lunch)

Evenings: work on art and/or important stuff like finding a job/paperwork/emails

Stay strong and stick to this plan every single day starting today , and when you turn 27 , you’ll have made so much progress in all areas of your life that it’ll motivate you to further accomplish your bigger goals and dreams !! (YouTube , traveling , love)

Today:

Breakfast: grapefruit

Lunch: protein smoothie

Dinner: small plate of upside down oil free

Exercise: walk dogs

Drink water and take vitamins , find time to mediate, stay off of phone too much and log out

[carpedminc]

Vegan Bok Choy Kimchi Salsa and Siracha Queso

[goodfoodgrove]

[I ate] Siracha wings, Bacon loaded waffle fries, and kimchi fried rice