#kimby’s likes

[throwbackgaylor]

june 10, 2016 | eight years ago today

kimby kloss posted a snapchat of two giraffes at a safari and liked two fan’s tweets about it:

— “kimby has successfully captured a video of Taylor and Karlie in the wild. It’s a kaylor Safari”

— “loving Karlie and Taylor on your snap story 😏”

[herstoriies]

Uncle Kimby Appreciation Post

[herstoriies]

~~

Fully unaware the meddlesome niece remains. How Thomas managed to preserve this correspondence to only them two is quite a feat.

Dear Lady Landsend,

Upon my return with the sight of no collateral damage, I am at last at ease and peace of mind; and to the sight of no collateral damage, allayed.

Your note inspires an idea as to how I may properly offer recompense to your generosity and requested forgiveness. In a few weeks time, when my niece will be visiting her cousin Emmett, would you allow me to invite you to join my return to Edinburgh?

Yours very sincerely,

Thomas Kimbleton, Bt.

=== bonus round: Uncle Kimby! === [ @herstoriies from here.]

Lady Landsend, I have been promptly called away to business in Edinburgh, and would appreciate over the next week if you would call upon my niece and see how she's doing. Be sure that girl doesn't accidentally burn the house down. It is with my sincerest apologies for the late notice. On my return, do let me know how I can may repay you.

Dear Sir Thomas, You will not receive this note until you return,

In any case, but especially due to it being discreetly hand delivered to his study so that his niece is unaware.

However rest assured that it is always my pleasure to spend time with Priscilla, and I'm certain Adele and Sylvia will be keeping an eye on her when I cannot.

As proven by the basket of sweetmeats currently on the sitting room table as she writes.

The short notice is completely forgiven. What is not (I say this purely in jest) is trotting off to so fine a city as Edinburgh without allowing me the chance to accompany you! I have extremely fond memories of that city and hope it provides the same for you. Kind regards, Thera Landsend.

[cantdrawbutimhere]

After reading a post I had a question, was bored, and then I wasted hours of my life.

said question: what every coach's % in Ao3 tagging is out of the 365 fics. here's the answer that no one asked for:

Jack rose: 210 (57%)

Wanderlust: 198 ( 54%)

Brezziana: 135 ( 36%)

Mihaily: 137 ( 37%)

Sara: 127 ( 34%)

Night Swan: 126 (34%)

The Traveler: 72 ( 19%)

Mr Overload: 1 (0.2%)

Si’Ha Nova: 64 (17%)

Disco: 32 ( 8.7%)

Rubika: 3 ( 0.8%)

Giulia:2 ( 0.5%)

Panda: 19 (5.2%)

Alano: 5 (1.3%)

Lilith: 7 (1.9%)

Ari: 12 (3.2%)

Grace: 12 (3.2%)

Rasputin: 6 (1.6%)

Phoenix: 6 (1.6)

Freyja: 3 (0.82%)

Clementine: 4 (1%)

Mr. Saxobeat: 7 (1.9%)

California girls: 2 (0.5%)

Liza Friday: 19 (5.2%)

Hit the lights: 1 (0.2%)

Disturbia: 1(0.2%)

Alzena:3 (0.8%)

The sweet escape (beta): 1(0.2%)

Icona Shard: 8 (2.1%)

Skarlet gold:8 (2.1%)

Scotty <3: 10 (2.7%)

Starships: 2 (0.5%)

Topaz: 1 (0.2%)

Ruby:1 (0.2%)

Onyx:1(0.2%)

Boss witch: 11 (3.0%)

Vester:13 (3.5%)

Louise Dallas: 5 (1.3%)

Countless Butterfly: 4 (1%)

Cygnus: 35 (9.5%)

April:3 (0.8%)

Devlin: 4 (1%)

Gabriela:4 (1%)

Layl:4 (1%)

Temperature P2: 4 (1%)

Liv: 18  (4.9%)

Blake: 19 (5.2%)

Gray: 5 (1.3%)

Haze: 6 (1.6%)

Joy-ce: 4 (1%)

T-Bam<3my son: 4 (1%)

Felicia: 9  (2.4%)

Ruban: 4 (1%)

Polo: 5 (1.3%)

Unai: 2 (0.5%)

Agent D: 2 (0.5%)

Captain Catastrophe: 2 (0.5%)

Mothigan: 11 (3%)

Oshii: 1(0.2%)

Pokerface(all): 1 (0.2%)

Rich Girl: 1(0.2%)

Evachase: 2 (0.5%)

Cameron: 1 (0.2%)

Sailor: 2 (0.5%) 

Valentine: 1 (0.2%)

I like it P3: 3 (0.8%)

Sweet Sensation: 3 (0.8%)

Lauren: 1 (0.2%)

Tyler: 2 (0.5%)

Rudolf: 1(0.2%)

Pandafan: 5 (1.3%)

Deerstan: 4 (1%)

Lucero:1 (0.2%)

Mariol:1(0.2%)

DJ Lama:1(0.2%)

Small town boy:1(0.2%)

Cat:2 (0.5%)

I feel it coming: 1 (0.2%)

Lights: 1 (0.2%)

Don't Start me now:2 (0.5%)

Levitating extreme(the guard):  2 (0.5%)

Etria: 2 (0.5%)

Rosearia:2 (0.5%)

Phone Girl: 4 (1%)

Hair Man: 8 (2.1%)

Pool man:4 (1%)

Luke Cyther: 16 (4.3%)

Fuchsia Blue:1 (0.2%)

Can't hold us: 1(0.2%)

Michiya:1(0.2%)

Captain Crimson:1(0.2%)

Plum:1(0.2%)

Forgotten Queen:1(0.2%)

Moxie:1(0.2%)

Joshua: 1(0.2%)

Mayble: 3 (0.8%)

Keenen:1 (0.2%)

Brooke:1 (0.2%)

Isaac:1 (0.2%)

Doran:1 (0.2%)

Diego:1 (0.2%)

Rock N' roll Will get you up the mountain: 5 (1.3%)

Hadley: 4 (1%)

Banagrange (both): 2 (0.5%)

Till I find you: 1 (0.2%)

Migul:1 (0.2%)

Arleen: 3 (0.8%)

Im an Albatraoz: 2 (0.5%) 

A little Party Killed nobody: 1 (0.2%)

Bang bang:1 (0.2%)

Ann. G Lina:11 (3.0%)

Venus coach:1 (0.2%)

Selios: 5 (1.3%)

Triton: 3 (0.8%)

Lets save the planet: 3 (0.8%)

Stop, drop, roll: 2 (0.5%)

Happy: 1 (0.2%)

Kill this love: 1 (0.2%)

Adameve:1(0.2%)

Baby one more time: (1:1=(0.2%)) (2:2=(0.5%)) (3:1(0.2%)) (4:1(0.2%))

Rave in the grave: 1 (0.2%)

Crystal: 6 (1.6%)

Pulse: 4 (5?) (1%, 1.3%?)

Dolores:ew 6 (1.6%)

Love again: 1 (0.2%)

Chaves: 4 (1%)

Estrella: 6 (1.6%)

Juan: 4 (1%)

Kimby Bill: 4 (1%)

Russil Bill: 4 (1%)

Teddy Bill: 10 (2.7%)

The Bride: 11 (3%)

 Calypso: 2 (0.5%)

Talia Sway: 13 (3.5%)

Shadow rider: 3 (0.8%)

Epsilon: 7 (1.9%)

Lacrosma: 1 (0.2%)

Alec: 1 (0.2%)

All the stars: 1 (0.2%))

Sacrifice C2:6 (1.6%) 

Girlfriend (both): 1(0.2%)

Bonnie: 1(0.2%)

Clyde:1(0.2%)

Jopping P1: 2 (0.5%)

Jopping P2: 3 (0.8%)

Jopping P3:2 (0.5%)

Aureain:2 (0.5%)

Dark Horse:1 (0.2%)

I kissed a girl:2 (0.5%)

Rare:1 (0.2%)

Beedabop:5 (1.3%)

Kaa’riki 1 (0.2%)

Masi’el: 1 (0.2%)

Body moving: 3 (0.8%)

did I miss some? I bet. my sanity ran out.

if you for some reason read all of this, why? But have a great day/night!

[heda-heather]

I feel so gaslit and crazy right now lmao.

But also remember how Kimby Kloss followed my insta after I told someone in Karlie’s comments (who had responded to Kimby saying she should come out with her sister) to “leave Kaptain Kimby out of it”?

And how I thought maybe she followed me by accident. But because it’s my private account, she had to request a follow to get it approved.

Well, she still watches my stories every couple of days? Like she watched all my stories from my trip just this past weekend.

And there’s a giant elephant in the social media room with us because we both know why she follows me but we don’t talk so we don’t talk about it lol.

Like what is that shit. 💀

[kwyw]

Hey “Karlie Kloss is married” Anon:

You are aware that in 2023, the LGBTQIA community is still fighting for basic human rights, no?

You are aware that in 2023, people are banning FICTIONAL books because of the mere mention of LGBTQIA characters, right? What about the banning of drag shows? “Don’t Say Gay” in Florida?

Read the room, a book or maybe watch/read the news. The LGBTQIA community exists and will continue to exist regardless of the treatment they receive from those who claim to “not judge people for who they love because love is love” when it’s convenient for them and who misquote & misinterpret Martin Luther King, Jr.’s words on the one day out of the year they try to show they don’t discriminate against people in any way, shape or form.

However, it’s people with mindsets like yours who will always force the LGBTQIA+ community to continue the fight for equality, even in 2023!

Lavender marriages exist. People aren’t making this up or pulling it from the depths of their asses. If it were so easy to “just come out”, people would more frequently because that would mean people truly don’t care.

People lose jobs for being gay. They’re turned away from restaurants. Refused wedding cakes. Overlooked for promotions when they’re more than qualified or deserving. Denied the opportunity to buy a house or adopt a child. Called mentally ill or pedophiles. Physically attacked. Harassed. Murdered. All because of who they lay beside at night.

Just because Taylor is a billionaire doesn’t mean people wouldn’t treat her differently if she ever (allegedly) came out and the same for Karlie (allegedly). She would lose fans. Her albums may not sell as much. Venues may not want her to perform there to avoid protesters. People may stop buying a company’s products if she endorses them. Look at Bud Light/Dylan Mulvaney.

Because for some reason, some people in society think money loses it’s value if someone’s sexual orientation isn’t the same as theirs, but guess what:

Money is still green and it’s still paper, whether it comes from a gay person hands or not. That same green paper is what people want others to spend to support *them* and *their* business. You want it as a reward for your hard work at your job. You accept it as a gift. If you found $50 outside of a gay bar, you’re gonna pick it up because it’s $50 on the ground, right?

People will accept cash, card, credit, Apple Pay, etc., but won’t accept other people based on their race, sexuality, etc.

Crazy world we live in.

It’s not even easy for people to become billionaires, much less come out of the closet because in either scenario, they could lose everything.

Why do you think Scott Swift and that other guy were so against her speaking about politics? Ask yourself why you’re so triggered at the possibility that Taylor and Karlie could be or are (allegedly) gay?

Why do you think Josh (allegedly) takes Karlie on the majority of his business trips? His own family refused to acknowledge her for years. Josh himself referred to his friend Mikey (also married with two kids) as their roommate. Have you seen his past birthday tributes to Mikey compared to Karlie’s?

At the end of the day, people in some industries have to present themselves a certain way to be successful. It’s like code switching. You have to change or suppress things about yourself to appease other people.

Also, Karlie *has* actively dropped Easter eggs (hello, cardigan/folklore!). You probably just don’t like the messenger. For example:

Her using Labyrinth’s music in her IG stories just for Labyrinth to be a song on midnights?

Her own sister, Kimby, saying “la la la la” on twitter, just for Karlie to pop up at the LA show.

Taylor said in MA that she and her partner decided together they wanted their relationship to be private.

Wouldn’t you say that fits Taylor/Karlie? Because when you don’t see two people associating as much publicly as they used to, you automatically assume something happened or that they aren’t friends…right? Because that’s what everyone assumed until Karlie showed up at the rep tour and the eras tour.

[sophietv]

The Ultimate Thread Of Koincidences (2020) Part 2

Ok, I exceeded the pictures limit. So here's part two of all the Koincidences I could find for 2020.

If you haven't seen the other part, I highly suggest you do before reading this one:

Fall of 2019 (X)

2020 Part 1 (X)

As always, I'll include links to posts about specific part of Kaylor Lore to give more context. So when there's a (X) beside something it's to give you more information and help you understand better.

July 23rd:

Where we left off.

Karlie also posted that day a video for Kode With Klossy with a code. And in the code you can read really well : "Easter Egg"

July 24th:

Folklore is out.

So many references to Karlie in there.

But two things worth mentioning:

That line.

Source: Kwyw

And the fact that baby is the 13th word after Levi in cardigan:

Also. Shoutout to the Cardigan's merch that has three stars just like Karlie's Express bomber's jacket (from 2017).

Thanks Vegasborn on Twitter for finding this.

Another thing worth mentioning is that in Big Sur, there's a vineyard called Folktale and the font is really close to Folklore's.

Still July 24th

Kimby post a bunch of pictures of Big Sur on Instagram

July 25th:

Kimby likes a Folklore meme on Instagram:

AND

Karlie likes a post of Christian Siriano that says that mentions Taylor.

ALSO

This is the day of the infamous : "OMG did you just called me "daddy"?" tweet.

July 26th:

Martha Hunt does a post wearring a Cardigan with the caption "Peter losing Wendy"

Karlie liked that post

July 27th:

Derek did a post about Cardigan on Twitter. (I can no longer find it).

July 30th

Taylor comment a tweet with two fairies emojis....

Just like Karlie's caption on her post dancing in a Cardigan, 13 days before Folklore's release...

Also.

Karlie does a post on Twitter wich is a recall of a 2015 photoshoot, where she posed as Betty Crocker...

With the caption:

August 2020:

August 3rd:

Karlie's Birthday. Exile becomes a Radio single.

This is one of the two tracks where William Bowery has writting credits.

August 17th:

Betty becomes a radio single.

Still in Karlie's birthday month.

It's the second track where William Bowery has writting credits on.

August 18th:

The Lakes official lyrics video is out.

"I don't belong, and my beloved neither do you"

August 20th

Karlie does a YouTube video on Klossy.

Lots to unpack in this video.

Let's start with how it tied to The Lakes and those lyrics.

One of the books she presents is nammed "Beloved".

Also. Behind her, the firs clok on the wall is the same as the clock in Cardigan's MV, without the mechanism and glass.

And another very cute Koincidence is this:

Novembre 2020:

Novembre 13th:

Taylor has her Musicians on Musicians interview with Paul McCartney. (X)

So many interesting things in that interview...

We learn that Taylor was in LA when lockdown happened... and so was Karlie.

2. This whole part about Peace. She is litteraly describing her relationship with Karlie and the Love Blackout.

Swift: That’s the best. I want to hear current things, too, to update me on where the artist is. I was wondering about lyrics, and where you were lyrically when you were making this record. Because when I was making Folklore, I went lyrically in a total direction of escapism and romanticism. And I wrote songs imagining I was, like, a pioneer woman in a forbidden love affair [laughs]. I was completely …

McCartney: Was this “I want to give you a child”? Is that one of the lines?

Swift: Oh, that’s a song called “Peace.”

McCartney: “Peace,” I like that one.

Swift: “Peace” is actually more rooted in my personal life. I know you have done a really excellent job of this in your personal life: carving out a human life within a public life, and how scary that can be when you do fall in love and you meet someone, especially if you’ve met someone who has a very grounded, normal way of living. I, oftentimes, in my anxieties, can control how I am as a person and how normal I act and rationalize things, but I cannot control if there are 20 photographers outside in the bushes and what they do and if they follow our car and if they interrupt our lives. I can’t control if there’s going to be a fake weird headline about us in the news tomorrow.

McCartney: So how does that go? Does your partner sympathize with that and understand?

Swift: Oh, absolutely.

McCartney: They have to, don’t they?

Swift: But I think that in knowing him and being in the relationship I am in now, I have definitely made decisions that have made my life feel more like a real life and less like just a storyline to be commented on in tabloids. Whether that’s deciding where to live, who to hang out with, when to not take a picture — the idea of privacy feels so strange to try to explain, but it’s really just trying to find bits of normalcy. That’s what that song “Peace” is talking about. Like, would it be enough if I could never fully achieve the normalcy that we both crave? Stella always tells me that she had as normal a childhood as she could ever hope for under the circumstances.

3. That part where Taylor has many questions about fame and having kids.

Swift: Did that give you a lot of anxiety when you had kids, when you felt like all this pressure that’s been put on me is spilling over onto them, that they didn’t sign up for it? Was that hard for you?

Novembre 17th:

Karlie announces her pregnancy online.

She also wears the Amulette de Cartier.

Novembre 22nd:

Taylor does the biggest lie of all time.

There's also the Swift-Kloss Family Crest in the frame on the table.

VERY important piece of Kaylor Lore (X)

Novembre 24th:

Did Karlie just announced the first re-record? (she did announce Folklore in advance as well as Midnights and Speak Now and so much more).

Also eye theory.

Novembre 25th:

Long Pond Studio Session is released on Disney +

There's A LOT of hints to Karlie in there:

She wears the same boots that she wore at Big Sur.

She wears a ring called "Soleil" (sun).

Almost the same as she wore in Cardigan MV

And she wears a daisy shirt

Another interesting thing. Is that part where she talks about who William Bowery is.

And Jack is like : "I thought you were doing a bit when you said "Joe and I wrote a song"... I thought it was gonna be like when people write cute songs about their animals "

Karlie's dog is nammed Joe...

Decembre 2020:

Decembre 1st:

Spotify wrap is out. And in Taylor's there's two adult cats and a baby cat.

And a post-it saying : It still feels like March.

(Levi was born on March 11th)

Also the post it seems to point where the possible due date.

The Grammy's were pushed back only in January, so she had no way to know they would happen in March yet.

Source: KwYw

There you have it! All the Koincidences I could find for 2020.

If there's some missing, don't hesitate to tell me so I can add it.

Here's the two masterposts that hepled me make this one: (X) (X)

[9w1ft]

i think you forgot to mention how karlie and misha began posting from the same house in california towards the end of summer 2020 while both claiming to live there 🙈 misha made a point to post about how her kids were running around the house and karlie posted a pic from a kitchen matching that of this exact property's zillow pics (under which kimby commented something along the lines of "new kitchen, more kookies") 🤭 they continued posting a bunch from said house after that too... so did either of them ACTUALLY live there?

to be honest for me it was never that weird because to me the california house read similar to the upstate new york rental property, it functioned like a shared vacation home. neither of them actually lived there, because they all rented it out together, because during the pandemic they were all in the same pod. that’s why they could both post from there without much thought to covering anything up. because it’s not that odd. plus there was precedence to it with the upstate new york property, so, yeah.

[iwanthermidnightz]

https://twitter.com/highgaylortweet/status/1645812421175521280?s=46&t=EidauhCRudvnsVxK4pmqKQ

Kimby always coming through tbh we love her 😍

[kookygranger]

shuffle your "on repeat" playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people.

Tagged by @powderblueblood & @rosewaterandivy

1. Empty and Silent - Mount Kimbie ft. King Krule

2. Aw Shoot! - CMAT

3. Waterfall - The Stone Roses

4. Chicago - alt-J

5. Like I Say (I Runaway) - Nilüfer Yanya

6. Say My Name - The Belair Lip Bombs

7. This Could Be Texas - English Teacher

8. See The Sun - The Kooks

9. Tell Somebody - Young Fathers

10. U Should Not Be Doing That - Amyl and the Sniffers

Will always share the music I’m listening to ❤️‍🔥

[imalicja]

i was tagged by lovely @digital-bitch to post my top 5 songs on repeat atm:

i tag @newplaces2drown @jacaranda28 @inprims @inlovewetrust555 @nuclear-chemistry @godsavetheanimalz if you feel like it <3

[throwbackgaylor]

april 4, 2016 | eight years ago today

kimby kloss, karlie’s sister, tweeted to see fan favorites from 1989

she liked a response who said ‘wonderland’ and ‘you are in love’ as they were respectively the “swiftgron and kaylor anthems”, seemingly confirming both song theories

she also liked a fan’s response who said the entire album as it’s “kaylor from begin 2 end” and that the 1989 tour was karlie inspired as well. kimby seemingly agreed with this

finally, she confirmed that her personal favorite is ‘style’

[spade-riddles]

One more question SR, how did you know if KK just under contract with JK? I'm curious // karlie's dad liked some IG comments a few years ago that called kk/jk fake. her sister kimby also liked a couple of kaylor tweets over the years, for example one that said YAIL/IKP was about kaylor (around the time 1989OG was released). there's also exactly one picture of the kloss fam with josh and it only happened after we questioned him never being around her family on the blog

This is accurate. Here is one I just found quickly. This is her dad's like:

[whatiwillsay]

Camborghini long message coming but I just thought it would show up with you because it's funny to me. Talking to somebody who apparently has "proof" that Josh is gay.

Me: Can I ask why you think he's gay? I've personally never found convincing proof Beyond him acting effeminate to convince me. In fact it's the opposite because there was a book written by somebody that was once close to the family that claimed the dad and brother and gay but never said anything about Josh. There's also another person who worked with very closely with the family on celebrity apprentice that claims that Jared is gay too but Josh's name never comes up and I don't think I ever saw a rumors to that effect until Kaylor came up.

Them: I was linked to a post a while ago, a guy who had worked with Josh’s company. Meet him but not close, just an acquaintance (checked his credentials which matched what he said) He did become friends with other finance guys, said it was pretty well known in certain circle’s, that JK had slept with lots of men. There was one in particular, kind of an on/off situation. The person seemed to know a lot of info. Obv thats not enough on its own (one account) but given Karlie too. Where rumours are rife from those with links to modelling networks, (she was sleeping with only the female models). Her sister’s posts confirming songs were about Karile and some Diana as well as videos of her warning K and T of cameras, this was following kissgate! K looks sad in one but removes her arm from Taylor. There is too much to inc here but I went from a ‘I don’t think so’ to, 99.9% certainly after following the leads and I’m not easily swayed. It’s pretty obvious when you analyse events/timelines.

Me: Did you get the guy to make sure he wasn't lying? Like as for proof of his working at the company because I have a hard time believing that it would be open enough that people are just company would know if you went as far as to get married and have two children. Those two things seem to conflict too much to me

More updates coming

i've been in touch with people (and I actually vetted them) who do business with the kushners. josh isn't gay.

karlie's sisters didn't confirm anything they just liked troll tweets talking about kaylor which I assume they thought meant the friendship (because it did to some people) or they thought was funny. it was just kimby kloss and she was an awful clout chaser and fame whore. she always egged on kaylors and tried to get engagement from swifties as well.

when you analyze events and timelines you can see some codependant bestiehood with queer vibes that 100% fizzles out in fall of 2016 when taylor runs off to London and then we get a huge betrayal from karlie in 2019. that's what the actual timelines suggest and we covered this in EXCRUCIATING detail in our 9 part kaylor series.

[newyorkkiss]

you listen to boxing and you’re like wow! another knock it out of the park mount kimbie krule collab! then you hear this and you you’re like

[grimelords]

did you know you can upload up to 30 images to a post on tumblr now? that's insane. anyway here are my top 15 albums of 2022. This was a great year for walking around and listening to music, as all years are on this heaven-like planet called earth.

Crack Cloud - Tough Baby

Dry Cleaning - Stumpwork

Elucid - I Told Bessie

Sinead O'Brien - Time Bend And Break The Bower

Charley Crockett - The Man From Waco

Daniel Rossen - You Belong There

Czarface - Czarmageddon

Billy Woods - Aethiopes

Gospel - The Loser

Nilüfer Yanya - Painless

Mount Kimbie - MK 3.5: Die Cuts | City Planning

Jockstrap - I Love You Jennifer B

Julia Jacklin - Pre-Pleasure

Pusha T - It's Almost Dry

Weyes Blood - And In The Darkness, Hearts Aglow

I was going to write a bit about each one of these but it's already december 30. who has the time these days. They're all great and I really think absolutely anyone will find at least one of these genuinely life-changing, so please dig in even if you've never heard of any of them.

I've put together a spotify playlist of a great song from each of these if you'd like an easy way in, or just an hour of great music.